Chapter 87: Too Much of a Bully
"You're that bullshit Li Tianshi?" After seeing Li Zhuang, the ghost said to Li Zhuang.
"Li Tianshi is not fake, remove the word bullshit, thank you!" Li Zhuang said to the ghosts.
"Bullshit Li Tianshi, bullshit Li Tianshi, you have the ability to catch me!" That ghost is very skinny, Li Zhuang didn't let him say it, he wanted to say it.
"Your uncle, believe it or not, grandpa cut your meat off and skewered it today?" Seeing that there was no one in the little ghost's eyes, Li Zhuang suddenly became angry.
"Then it depends on whether you have the ability to do it." The imp snorted coldly.
"Your uncle!" Li Zhuang's eyes were on fire, radiating a golden light.
The next second later, Li Zhuang recited a spell in his mouth and quickly drew a rune on his hand.
Then, while the little ghost didn't pay attention, Li Zhuang pushed forward with a palm and hit the little ghost fiercely.
The little ghost's reaction speed was very fast, and in the face of Li Zhuang's sudden palm, the little ghost still quickly turned into a puff of black smoke in front of Li Zhuang and disappeared in front of Li Zhuang.
A chill invaded his heart from under his feet, and Li Zhuang gasped.
Suddenly, a gust of wind blew from behind, shaking everything on the table in the living room violently.
Li Zhuang didn't think about it, he exerted force in his palm, and pulled it over with his backhand.
"Smack......
Suddenly, Li Zhuang's hand made a sound through the air.
Fang Jing stood next to him and looked dumbfounded, obviously he couldn't see anything, but he could clearly hear Li Zhuang's applause.
"You...... You pump me? The imp was annoyed and let out a desperate chirp in the air.
He was always bullied when he was alive, and every time others bullied him, he always rewarded him with a big mouth, but he didn't expect to be rewarded with a big mouth after his death.
"What's wrong with me pumping you? I'm going to cut your meat off and make it on skewers! After Li Zhuang finished speaking, another slap flew out.
"Smack......
Suddenly, another voice came through the air. At this moment, time seemed to stand still, and only the confrontation between Li Zhuang and the little ghost's gaze remained.
"It's too bullying, woowoo...... I'm telling you, I still have the backstage, you don't have to make an inch! The little ghost said to Li Zhuang with a sad face.
"Backstage? Who's behind your backstage? Could it be an old ghost in Yinshan? Li Zhuang cast a disdainful look at the little ghost.
"It's even more terrifying than the old ghost of Yinshan." The little ghost said in a deep voice.
"It doesn't matter what backstage you are, I'll take you into custody first." After Li Zhuang finished speaking, he quickly took out a yellow talisman from his arms, and then threw the yellow talisman into the air and chanted a mantra in his mouth.
In an instant, the yellow talisman burned in the air. However, those flames could not incinerate the yellow talisman in the slightest.
After seeing this scene, the little ghost flashed, turned into a cloud of black gas, and spun around in the living room.
Seeing this, Li Zhuang said with words in his mouth: "Yin and Yang pass on the five orders, and the Tao is divided into two poles. Heavenly spirit, earth spirit, why do you need to hook the soul to chase the soul, once you encounter the magic of the ghost open, eh! ”
After Li Zhuang finished reciting the incantation, the yellow talisman actually flew quickly in the air. Then, Huang Fu shook his head and walked around the house behind the black gas.
Finally, a moment later, the yellow talisman caught up with the black gas, and at the same time, an astonishing ghost cry came from the living room.
Then, a raging flame appeared in the air, and the flame burned rapidly on the imp's body, illuminating the living room.
"Ah......h
At this time, the expression on the little ghost's face was extremely painful, and its charred face began to become hideous, and it looked at Li Zhuang with resentful eyes, and it was reluctant to rush over and break Li Zhuang's body into pieces.
However, this was just his struggle before he died, and soon, the little ghost was burned in front of Li Zhuang, and his soul was scattered.
Seeing that Li Zhuang had subdued the little ghost, Fang Jing was stunned by the scene in front of him, and cast a look of adoration at Li Zhuang.
"Okay, there will be no more perverts in your family in the future." After subduing the ghost, Li Zhuang smiled and said quietly.
"What do you say? That ghost was a pervert just now? Fang Jing said in surprise.
"Uh-huh." Li Zhuang nodded.
"It's strange, you can catch ghosts, why can you tell what the hell they are?" Fang Jing had a confused expression on her face.
"Because I'm born with yin and yang eyes." Li Zhuang said with a grin.
Seeing that Fang Jing still looked dazed, Li Zhuang continued to say quietly: "Not every Taoist priest can judge a ghost category, but the yin and yang eyes can. ”
"Just now I saw an egg-sized red mark on his cheeks on the ghost's ghost, and this egg-sized red mark is the mark on the pervert's body."
"Really?" Fang Jing couldn't believe it.
"Uh-huh, this ghost must have often watched women take a bath to leave such a big red mark on his face." Li Zhuang said quietly.
"Ah...... Hasn't he seen me taking a bath these days? After Fang Jing finished speaking, she clasped her hands around her chest and hugged herself tightly.
"Quite possibly!" Li Zhuang smiled and grinned.
"Ah......h
After subduing the little ghost, according to Li Zhuang's own words, he had to clean Fang Jing's toilet for a month.
Faced with Li Zhuang's dead skin, Fang Jing had no choice but to let him stay.
Just when Fang Jing thought that the perverts in her family were gone, she didn't know that Li Zhuang, a bigger pervert, surrounded her every day, so that her beauty could not be guaranteed at all.
Especially when Fang Jing went to the toilet, Li Zhuang's knock on the door would always sound on time at this time.
No, just as Fang Jing was about to change the sanitary napkin in the toilet, Li Zhuang's voice came in from outside again.
"Teacher Fang Jing, you open the door, I think the toilet is very unclean, I need to come in again to clean it."
"No...... No need......" After hearing Li Zhuang's voice, Fang Jing's face turned red, and she almost shook off the sanitary napkin in her hand in a hurry.
"Teacher Fang Jing, I beg you, you just let me in!" Li Zhuang used his dead trick again, which is his usual trick.
"You...... Wait a minute, I'm ...... Yes...... I'll be fine right away. Teacher Fang Jing talked to Li Zhuang tremblingly while changing the sanitary napkin.
"Teacher Fang Jing, what's wrong with you?" Hearing Fang Jing's soothing voice, Li Zhuang's ears were almost softened.
"I didn't ...... It's okay. Fang Jing let out a long sigh of relief, and finally changed it.
After a moment, Fang Jing walked out of it with a blushing face.
After seeing Fang Jing come out, Li Zhuang's face showed a look of joy.
Then, from the toilet, Li Zhuang's exclamation came: "Fang ...... Teacher Fang Jing, this ...... This sanitary napkin seems to be a bit much......"