Chapter 9 A Date I Had with Luo Xiaobei
Seeing this person, the guy who touched my waist in the restaurant yesterday, I was shocked, turned to lean against the wall, and then quickly looked around, and then the field was fully opened, feeling the danger that could happen at any time. To be honest, at that moment, my heart almost jumped out - what kind of shabby place was found in the miscellaneous hairy path, and it was said to be secret, but the next day someone else came to the door, which was really unreliable.
Seeing that I was so nervous, the tomboy smiled even more happily, walked straight up to me, and greeted me: "Hey, morning, Lu Zuo!" ”
This voice is crisp and tactful, who is Luo Xiaobei, the little demon girl in the Dongyi psychedelic killing array, not Ludong?
The little witch said a natural and friendly good morning, which made me a little confused, pinched her nose and responded, saying early ...... Uh, why are you here?
Luo Xiaobei shrugged his shoulders and said that my grandmother is from Xianghu, I am here for the New Year, is there anything strange about this?
I quickly sensed the surroundings, and I didn't find any ambush or anything unusual, so I was relieved and smiled: "I mean, how did you find me here?" Also, can you tear off your fake human skin mask that makes people want to sick, or shut up, don't speak in this baby voice, this kind of discordant scene, do you know how good it is? ”
Luo Xiaobei sneered, wiped his hand on his face, and revealed a pretty and delicate face, his skin was smooth like snow, his eyebrows were like daisies, and his red lips were a little.
After tearing off the human skin mask, she took a long breath and said, "Oh, it's good, it's so relaxing." Your advice is good, and I think it's really uncomfortable to have a dull uncle's face. And I'll tell you, this mask is also poorly made, not as delicate as yours, I looked at it for a long time yesterday, and when I forced you to make a move, it was finally confirmed that it was you and the miscellaneous Taoist priest who came. Well, you don't have to look like you're looking like you're seeing a dinosaur, I'm just looking for you to treat me to breakfast.
I have lingering palpitations about this little witch's methods, and I always have a deep sense of humiliation in front of her, feeling that my IQ is directly crushed by this moody beautiful girl, and I am very aggrieved, if possible, I would like to kill this girl directly, and it is far better than being played around by her, playing with at will.
In the face of her warm and friendly proposal, I replied directly with a cold face: "We don't seem to be friends, so if there is anything, you can just say it, and you don't have to go around so many circles." Hearing my ruthless and cold words, the beautiful girl in front of me immediately looked tearful, choked up and said: "You, you negative man, people's first kisses have been taken away by you, you still treat others like this, you ......"
Yes, once this woman uses a small trick to come out, it is really a headache, the porch on the first floor of this guest house is not big, the proprietress who sat behind the counter and bowed her head to settle the account heard a conversation behind us, and couldn't help but look sideways, with a look of righteous indignation, if I want to say anything else, I am afraid that this proprietress will come up to help.
I couldn't laugh and cry, I looked left and right, and found that there was no danger, and to deal with Luo Xiaobei, I still have some confidence in cultivation, and besides, she came this time, there must be some important things, and it doesn't hurt for me to listen to her words, so I no longer put on a picture of rejecting people thousands of miles away, nodded, and said Okay, there is beef powder next door, and the taste is still good, let's go.
Hearing what I said, Luo Xiaobei immediately wiped away his tears, smiled on his face, reached out and pulled my arm up, and said happily: "I know that Brother Lu Zuo, you are the most soft-hearted to Xiaobei, so good, you will eat whatever you say, I won't pick!" ”
She was also unceremonious, and directly held hands with me, which made me feel a little unaccustomed, but fortunately, if it was another woman, I would be a little embarrassed, but Luo Xiaobei held it like this, and the arm felt the same as usual, which made me more natural, so under the escort of the hostess of the guest house, we walked out of the guest house.
When I went out, I remembered calling Miscellaneous Trail and saying that I was going to have breakfast and if I wanted to pack for him.
Miscellaneous hair trail raised swords until late at night yesterday, and slept a little dazed in the early morning, asking me why I was so early, alone? I said no, with a little beauty. He asked Duoduo? I said no, it's the same one I met in the restaurant yesterday...... Miscellaneous Xiaodao understood my words, and after two seconds of silence, he suddenly scolded me: "Uncle, you are such a beast, is the airport girl an adult......?"
I hurriedly hung up the phone and saw Luo Xiaobei let go of my arm with a frosty face.
I know that she must have heard the words of the miscellaneous hairy Taoist, and her mind turned, and she also criticized: "That miscellaneous Taoist priest is a pervert, he only likes your sister's plump and beautiful woman, but he doesn't know the Tao, this person is good in every way, the flowers are thousands of red, and each is good in its own way, you don't pay attention to him!" Luo Xiaobei listened to my remedy, and finally did not classify me into the category of miscellaneous hairy paths, but pouted and said: "That miscellaneous Taoist priest is really not a good thing, in vain I always mention him to my sister - hum, dead pervert." ”
When we arrived at the breakfast shop, after we sat down and ordered, I began to ask directly: "Xiaobei, to be honest, we are now inseparable from the Evil Spirit Sect, and you still came to me, what is the matter?" ”
After some criticism of the special aesthetics of the miscellaneous hair trail, Luo Xiaobei was much kinder to me, and directly rolled his eyes and retorted: "My sister is a member of the Evil Spirit Sect, and I am not, the little Buddha invited me a few times, but I gave it all back, so don't think I'm setting a trap for you, come here today, just to catch up with you." ”
It's strange to reminisce about the past, this Luo Xiaobei looks innocent and cute, but I have suffered countless hardships, but I know that this little girl is a lotus root at all, and there are so many eyes that I can't even count them. Seeing that she didn't tell the truth, I silently summed up in my heart, and was silent, and when the boss brought the fragrant beef noodles to the table, I was not polite, snoring and eating, and after a while, I finished eating, and then wiped my mouth with a tissue, and watched Luo Xiaobei pick up the vermicelli one by one, eating slowly and methodically.
She is a northerner, and she is not used to this kind of chili oil covering the whole bowl of beef powder, constantly frowning, and I don't speak, just watching.
After eating half a bowl, she couldn't eat it anymore, so I settled the bill and said that if nothing happened, I would go back to sleep. When he got here, Luo Xiaobei finally spoke: "I came to you behind my sister's back, it's really something, let's find a quiet place to talk." ”
A few minutes later, in the nearby small park, deep and secluded in the forest, Luo Xiaobei and I walked slowly on the path paved with fallen leaves, and she told me that the reason why she came to me was to cooperate with me to drive the little Buddha out of the evil cult.
Hearing her words, I was taken aback at the time, and said in surprise How is this possible, the entire Evil Spirit Sect has to obey the call of the Sect Marshal, I cooperate with you, and I will be able to drive the little Buddha out of the Evil Spirit Sect, whimsical, right?
Luo Xiaobei pouted, his pale little face was full of disdain, and said that there is no coward, if you don't do it, how do you know that Lu Dao can't do it?
I was a little curious, and I said, "Why don't you tell me?"
Luo Xiaobei saw me nodding, he was very happy, clapped his hands and said: "It's very simple, that farmer entrepreneur's mind is very dark, he takes money from that brotherhood in the open to develop his own power, but secretly he will not cooperate with their plan to purify the human race at all, but directly wants to destroy and regenerate this world - in fact, I don't like either of them, and now I live quite comfortably, why do you have nothing to do?" I think about it, as long as we collect enough evidence to show that Little Buddha has bad intentions, but the foreign collaborators who handed these over to him will be abandoned by the financial monster, turn their faces, or even kill him directly, and my grandfather has a lot of old ministers and supporters, and then we can turn the tables around? How, dare to do it? ”
Hearing so many secrets and Luo Xiaobei's A plan, I touched my nose, my heart was shocked, but I said: "Yes, the Evil Spirit Sect has changed hands, and your old sister has become the marshal of the sect, which is a good thing." But what's in it for me, what's in it for me? ”
When I said this, I asked Luo Xiaobei directly, she was stunned, her eyes flowed, and she cautiously tested: "What's the benefit?" Otherwise...... You see that this girl is beautiful and innocent, why don't I marry you? Is it good ......?"
I never thought that this Nizi would come directly to such a fierce sentence, and quickly shook his head and said Forget it, forget it, I can't afford to provoke it.
Luo Xiaobei was so angry that he yelled and wanted to rush up and kick me. We laughed, I looked at my watch, and then said to her, "The proposal is very moving, but to be honest, I am a very ordinary person, and the responsibility for saving peace in the world is not on my turn, so I'm sorry......"
I turned to leave, and Luo Xiaobei gritted his teeth behind me and shouted: "If it weren't for the people who could defeat him in this world, only you, you think I would be willing to come to you, you coward!" Bastards, bastards! ”
Hearing Luo Xiaobei's series of scolding, I didn't look back, walked away quickly, and suddenly felt a strong wind behind me, flashed, and grabbed it back, but it was a sharp flying knife. Grabbing this flying knife, I was a little annoyed, I looked at it horizontally, but saw Luo Xiaobei said hatefully: "If you don't cooperate, then you will be an enemy in the future, don't let me see you again!" ”
As soon as she said this, she flashed slightly, ran towards the woods, and disappeared in a short time.
I was a little stunned, I don't know what this chick is doing this time to demonstrate? I was stunned, but my hand holding the knife began to go numb, and a black gas spread, although it was quickly engulfed by the golden silkworm Gu aura in my body, but my face was still black at that moment-Nima, this little Nizi turned her face really like turning a book, and actually poisoned the flying knife?