054: Thirty-six ways to coax my wife
What else did she eat, and her whole body was full.
As a result, Lu Zhanke saw that she didn't pay attention, so he threatened to throw away all her snacks.
She pinched the pillow angrily, and when she heard the footsteps going downstairs, she rushed out with an arrow step, and shouted to Lu Zhanke's figure: "Lu Zhanke, if you dare to throw it away, I will not finish with you." ”
Lu Zhanke stood at the top of the stairs and turned around and smiled at her: "If you don't get angry, I won't lose it if you eat obediently." ”
Yo, this is still a threat to himself, Ai Chang stomped his feet happily: "You scoundrel, I hate you." ”
Hearing that he was hated by his wife, Lu Zhanke didn't dare to laugh, hurriedly stepped forward and comforted: "I'll just talk about it, can you eat first?" ”
"Don't touch me." Ai Changhuan shook off Lu Zhanke's outstretched hand, "I'm full of anger and don't want to eat." ”
Thinking that this anger was all caused by himself, Lu Zhanke couldn't help but be a little sneering: "It's me who is wrong, it's all my fault for thinking cranky, don't be angry, can you eat first?" ”
"Humph!" Ai Changhuan glared at him, then quickly turned around him and went downstairs.
Lu Zhanke didn't understand what the situation was, so he hurriedly followed.
But the next scene made him cry and laugh.
Ai Changhuan actually put all those snacks into a bag, and then hugged them in his arms, apparently preparing to hide them in the room to prevent Lu Zhanke from throwing them away.
Lu Zhanke felt wronged, he just pretended to lose it, he didn't really want to lose it, if he lost Ai Changhuan, he wouldn't kill him?
Seeing that Ai Changhuan was about to go upstairs, he hurriedly stepped forward and explained: "I was talking about playing, in fact, just to let you come downstairs to eat." ”
Ai Changhuan looked at the sky with both eyes, who knows if what you said is true or false, you liar.
"This snack is not full, can you eat something first? It's really your favorite dish, do you want to take a look at it first? As he spoke, Lu Zhanke gently pushed Ai Changhuan's shoulders and led her in the direction of the restaurant.
Ai Changhuan's stance on things has never been very firm, and when he heard that it was the food he liked to eat, he immediately gave up most of his resistance, and followed Lu Zhanke's movements and walked in the direction of the restaurant.
glanced at the dishes on the table, they were indeed all her favorites, especially when the sour smell of sauerkraut fish came up, she couldn't help but swallow her saliva.
"How? Would you like to try a little? Lu Zhanke proposed at the right time, and for fear of causing Ai Changhuan's backlash, he also deliberately used a question.
Ai Changhuan really wants to eat it, but she still has a bit of backbone, if Lu Zhanke can't recognize her mistake, she won't easily forgive him because of a few dishes.
"I don't want it." She refused with difficulty, and then turned around quickly, afraid that she would be tempted to surrender if she looked at it more.
Ga? It didn't work? It seems that Ai Changhuan is really angry, and she can't even impress her with food.
"What the hell are you going to do, don't make a fuss, okay?" Lu Zhanke hurriedly grabbed Ai Changhuan, who wanted to turn around and leave, "If you are angry, just punish me, don't punish yourself, it's your own body that is hungry." ”
Grunt, Ai Changhuan's stomach happened to ring, no way, she was in a hurry at noon, so she ate a little casually, and now that it was so late, it was natural for her to be hungry.
But...... Damn belly, why don't you wait for her to go back to the bedroom with snacks to ring, but when she is in front of Lu Zhanke, her old face is all lost.
Dead Land Zhanke, you dare to laugh and try, Ai Changhuan is almost in tears.
Lu Zhan Ke couldn't bear to laugh and really endured it, but he understood that if he laughed at this time, he would definitely be looking for death, and it would definitely be very terrifying for a woman to be angry.
"Ahem...... Lu Zhanke used the action of coughing to hide the urge to burst into laughter, "I'm sorry, it's my stomach ringing." ”
"I hate you...... Ai Changhuan said angrily, "It's really, really annoying, I don't pay attention to you anymore, I'll go home tomorrow." ”
Coming home tomorrow? Are you going back to your parents' home?
Lu Zhanke panicked, this wife had been saying that she was going to leave before, but now that she finally settled down, she was angry with herself and left, so how can she do it?
No, no, we have to find a way to keep her quickly.
Captain Lu, who has always been extremely shrewd, has no logic in his mind at the moment, and the only thing he can think of is the ninety-nine tricks to coax his wife, and the one he remembers most clearly is to learn how to call cats and dogs, and learn to raise all animals in order to make his wife happy.
So the wise and martial head Lu held back for a long time, until his face turned red, and then weakly held out a sentence: "Meow ......"
In fact, the person who really wants to burst into tears is Lu Zhanke, okay? The image of indifference and iron-blooded in this life is completely ruined, and it is all broken into scum, and it can't be picked up no matter how you pick it up.
Ai Changhuan felt ashamed, and said that he had to leave: "You let go of me, I want to go, I want to go home, I don't want to see you again!" ”
"Meow~~"
"Hmph, I'm going to tell grandpa...... Hey, where did the cat come from? Ai Changhuan, who was making a lot of noise, heard this cat meow and immediately quieted down.
In fact, she really likes this kind of fluffy and cute animal, but unfortunately she is usually very busy, and she doesn't have time to raise one, Ji Xingfan has one at home, and every time she sends photos to seduce her, she can only salol silently at the screen every time.
Now when I heard this soft cat meow, I suddenly forgot about the quarrel, held my breath, and waited for the cat's next call.
However, after waiting and waiting, I still did not hear a second sound.
Ai Changhuan, who was extremely disappointed, thought about leaving again: "Forget it, just when I have nothing to do with it, I will never come to this place again." ”
"Meow~~Meow~~" This time it was two, Lu Zhanke desperately brainwashed himself, he was possessed by the cat god, and the two cat meows were made by the cat god controlling his body, so he didn't want to scream.
This time, Ai Changhuan heard it very clearly, and when she quickly turned her head to look for the cat, it was Lu Zhanke's aggrieved expression.
At that moment, how to say it, every time Ai Changhuan recalled this moment, he would show an incomparably complex expression, and the emotions in his eyes were ever-changing, making people unable to understand it at all.
Ai Changhuan looked at Lu Zhanke with great confusion: "You ...... It's you? ”
"Meow~~" It's not me, it's the cat god, I'm controlled, and I won't admit it when I die when I get up tomorrow.
Ai Changhuan's face seemed to have fallen into a dye vat, red and white, white and purple, purple and black, in short, it was an incomprehensible look.
Lu Zhanke felt embarrassed, let go of Ai Changhuan's hand, and sat on the chair silently, he was going to find someone tomorrow to find out the poster who coaxed his wife to ninety-nine moves, and then kill him, this is a special idea, it's useless!
When he was extremely angry, he suddenly felt that the top of his head was gently touched, and when he looked up, he met Ai Changhuan's bright and somewhat excessive eyes.
"Good...... It's so cute...... Can you call again? That expression clearly regarded Lu Zhanke as a supple kitten.
No, he's not a kitten, he's a man who stands up to the sky, he's a lion, so he won't agree to this ghost's request!
"No...... Can't you? A hint of gloom flashed in Ai Changhuan's eyes, and then he silently lowered his hand.
So Lu Zhanke: "Meow~~"
Anyway, the festival has been lost, so I don't care if I lose it once or twice.
With such a well-behaved 'big cat', Ai Changhuan finally lost his anger, stopped going home noisy, and obediently sat on the chair and began to eat.
It's just that......
"Come on, eat fish, cats love fish the most." Ai Chang smiled and put a piece of sauerkraut fish into the bowl in front of Lu Zhanke.
The green tendons on Lu Zhanke's forehead jumped: "I'm not a cat." ”
"Ah, don't you eat spicy? Drink some soup then. As he spoke, he gave him another 10,000 crucian carp and tofu soup.
"......" Lu Zhanke almost flipped the table.
This is really a tragic and dark day, first of all, why did he promise Ai Changhuan to let her go to the city center? Secondly, why did he doubt Ai Changhuan's intentions for a while? Finally, why does he make so many fish? He swears that from today onwards, he will hate fish! All the fish!
After Lu Zhanke admitted his mistake in this alternative way, Ai Changhuan regained his good mood.
Lu Zhanke changed into newly bought clothes, like a little brother, serving her tea and water before and after, while she was picking her teeth and looking at the phone with her legs crossed.
"Change the channel, change it, change it again, I didn't say stop, don't stop."
"I want potato chips, you open them for me."
"I want to eat an apple, you peel one for me."
"Where's my beef jerky?"
"I'm thirsty, I want to drink water."
This day is so comfortable, this free maid is not only handsome and in good shape, but also works quickly, the key is to be obedient and without the slightest complaint.
Sneaking a glance at Lu Zhanke's slightly aggrieved face, Ai Changhuan laughed wildly in his heart: "Hahahaha, let you offend a woman, now you know what the end of offending a woman is, right?" See if you dare in the future? ”
However, this girl is really handsome, when she wore a uniform before, people couldn't help but pounce on it and pick up the urge to pick it up again, and now when she wears this casual clothes, she doesn't have that unattainable atmosphere, but she has a healthy and beautiful man's taste.
This casual suit is light gray, inside is a pure white T-shirt with a large neckline, you can clearly see the little chest muscles exposed, and the muscles on the arms are also particularly eye-catching, if such a man walks on the street, he is guaranteed to turn back 100%, but unfortunately, he has no chance to go out to hook up with a beautiful woman, so he can only nest next to her and sit with her maid alone, hahaha, I feel very comfortable when I think about it.