Chapter 074: A fart collapses
Perhaps, Mu Yan thought that he would be shot indiscriminately, or that he would die under the severe torture of the enemy. However, he never dreamed that he would die such a wretch. Fortunately, those Marines who were present at the time also followed him to hell one by one to report to Satan, otherwise his death, which can be called "earth-shattering and crying ghosts and gods", may make him "famous in one death".
Even Haoyi and the others didn't expect that Mu Yan would be "killed" like this.
At that time, with the help of Zhou Po, Haoyi and the three of them took advantage of the sudden power outage of the lighting system in the office to suddenly take action against Mu Yan and his dozen or so heavily armed marines.
Haoyi's process is very simple, first reach out and throw Hu Erpang, who has no superpowers, towards the position where Mu Yan is sitting, and then use the temporary chaos caused by the sudden power failure of the lighting system to use a miniature pistol to provoke those marines to fire, and then grab the assault rifle in the hands of the marines closest to his position with Dalena, quickly fall to the ground, and fire at the marines who have not woken up, so that they can fire indiscriminately because they can't distinguish the target, so that they kill each other.
This series of actions may seem quite difficult, but in order to successfully get these Marines to kill each other, Haoyi and Dalena must cooperate almost perfectly. However, the two who have been trained for a long time don't need to discuss in advance at all, just with the tacit understanding between each other and Zhou Po's reminder, the two know how to deal with this gang of big guys.
There is no doubt that they succeeded. With their respective superpowers and ghostly abilities, Hao Yi and the others almost lay on their sides on the ground, slid into the crowd of Marines, and used the snatched assault rifles to successfully make the Marines who were in chaos subconsciously fire at their teammates next to them. In the chaos of spike guns, the Marines fell to a pool of blood one after another.
And the reason why Hao Yi wanted to throw Hu Erpang to the position where Mu Yan, who was sitting behind the desk, before starting to fire. That's because he knows that this second guy not only has no superpowers and can't protect himself well, but also that head stuffed with all kinds of delicacies will definitely not be able to guess his intentions. And it was impossible for those Marines to turn their guns and fire at their boss behind them in the chaotic darkness.
Therefore, in order to be afraid that Hu Erpang would have any accidents in the chaotic gun, Hao Yi simply used his superpowers to throw him towards Mu Yan. Mu Yan is a bald and fat man with no weapon in his hand, and Hu Erpang has at least a miniature pistol in his hand, so Hao Yi is not worried that Mu Yan will pose a threat to Hu Erpang.
However, an "unexpected" circumstance that no one expected happened......
"Lao Zhou, turn on the lights!" After a moment of pause in the chaotic gunfire, the room was filled with the moaning and wailing of a few Marines before they died. Hao Yi cautiously swept a few more rounds at the position of the marines, making sure that there was no longer a single Marine who could stand, which allowed Zhou Po to restore the lighting system.
"Smack!" A soft sound came, and Mu Yan's huge office was immediately filled with white helium lamp light. What caught Haoyi's eyes was the corpses of marines all over the ground, with broken armor, flowing stomachs, and extremely miserable looks.
"Are you alright?" Haoyi turned around and saw Dalena, who had just gotten up from the ground, with a pale face, and hurriedly asked with concern.
Dalena bit Zhu Chen tightly and subconsciously shook her head. The thick smell of blood in the air and the tragic situation of the dead Marines still made the female ghost a little uncomfortable. Although, she has also experienced a lot of near-real simulated operations in Base Nine. But aside from the ambush of the Hilton convoy, it was the first time Dalena had killed an enemy at such close range, and she had seen the human corpses shredded by the bullets of the Spike Gun. A strong feeling of nausea and nausea came over her, which is why her face was so ugly.
Seeing that Dalena was fine, Haoyi breathed a sigh of relief, took a rifle and inspected the marines who were lying upright on the ground, and then walked up to Hu Erpang, and asked in amazement: "Foodie, what's wrong with you?" ”
The reason why Hao Yi was stunned was because Hu Erpang was sitting on the ground in a strange posture at this moment. He still held the miniature pistol in his hand, his fair and round fat face was getting paler and paler at the moment, and cold sweat the size of a bean was oozing from the corners of his forehead. The stark asked with a dazed eyes and a little frightened, "Brother Hao, I feel like my ass is blooming!" ”
Hearing Hu Erpang's words, Hao Yi noticed that there was a straight and motionless guy lying under the buttocks of this thing, and it was that Mu Yan. And underneath these two people is the leather sofa seat that has been torn apart. Hu Erfat, who weighed more than two hundred pounds, was thrown away from afar by Hao Yi using his invincible superpowers, and his kinetic energy was considerable, plus he was also a fat man, and the skeleton was a leather sofa made of lightweight engineering plastics, what kind of fate could it have with his toes.
"I'm X! You're going to sit Mu Yan to death with one ass, right? Haoyi pulled Hu Erfat, who was trembling all over, from the ground with an incredible face, and then saw Mu Yan lying upright on the ground, with angry eyes, a wide open mouth, and a stiff look. Haoyi's heart jumped, and he hurriedly leaned down, stretched out his hand to probe Mu Yan's snort, but he didn't feel any warm breath, and couldn't help but turn around and ask Hu Erpang in surprise.
"I don't know, Brother Hao!" Hu Erpang gestured at the miniature pistol in his hand, and said with a fat face rather aggrieved: "At that time, you suddenly reached out and threw me over, and I startled you." Then, it felt like my ass was slamming into this guy's head, and then I heard the chair click loudly, and it shook my ass for a while! After a pause, Hu Erpang touched his buttocks depressedly, looked at Mu Yan's already stiff corpse, and said, "Don't say it, this guy's head is really harder than a stone, and my butt hurts to death!" ”
"Did you get a shot or a few punches to this guy?" Haoyi reached out and touched the artery in Mu Yan's neck, and asked Hu Erfat in amazement.
"No! If you don't believe me, look at my pistol, not even a single bullet has been fired! Hu Erpang raised his hand to wipe the cold sweat from the corner of his forehead, and said innocently: "But Brother Hao, when I was thrown over by you and smashed this guy's head, I didn't know whether I was nervous or scared, and I actually released a series of stinky farts!" Uh, Brother Hao, do you think he will be smoked to death by my fart? ”
"......" Hearing Hu Erpang's words, Haoyi was suddenly speechless for a while.
However, if you think about it carefully, there is indeed no obvious wound left by the laser pistol on Mu Yan's body, and the posture that Hu Erpang maintained just now can be judged that there is a chance that this thing has not had time to give Mu Yan a few fatal punches under his buttocks. Except for the head door being forced to sit on the ground by Hu Erfat's buttocks, Mu Yan couldn't find any fatal wounds on his body. Maybe it's really possible that things are like what Hu Erpang said, Mu Yan was forced to die by his stinky farts with the effect of biological weapons. Of course, it cannot be ruled out that Mu Yan, a short and fat man, had the so-called three highs, heart disease and other problems in his body before, and under the heavy blow of Hu Erpang, he induced many unpredictable results, and then ......
"What's wrong? Is Mou Yan dead? At this time, Dalena, who finally broke free from the feeling of nausea and discomfort, also walked over, looked at Haoyi and the two in amazement, and then looked down at Mu Yan who was lying upright on the ground.
"Well, I was killed by this!" Haoyi learned the tone of the forensic autopsy, nodded very seriously, and made a conclusion about Mu Yan's death.
"What did you say?" Dalena was naturally thundered, with her mouth wide open and an incredible look on her face.
"Woo......" Before Haoyi could repeat it to Dalena, he heard a sudden and terrible alarm in the room. At the same time, Zhou Po's anxious voice sounded in the three-person miniature headset.
"Are you three still stunned? Waiting to die? Don't run yet! The gunfire triggered the base's automatic alarm system, and now there are more than one reinforced company of Marines approaching you. You don't care if you fuck you alive or dead, get out of it quickly! Zhou Po naturally also heard the conversation between the three of them, although he was also curious that this Mou Yan, who was known as the first person in the intelligence community of the new government, actually died so inexplicably under Hu Erfat's ass, but now is obviously not the time to study this issue.
"You old Zhou, haven't you already invaded the control center of the base? You can't turn off this damn alarm for Lao Tzu! Hao Yi came to his senses, picked up the assault rifle on the ground, took out a few magazines and two high-explosive grenades and a flashbang from a marine, stuffed them into the pocket of his suit indiscriminately, and hurriedly ran to the door with Hu Erfat and the two of them.
"Don't talk nonsense, the security level of the host of this base control center is too high, and Lao Tzu can only control some non-major functions! If you continue to be verbose, after the host anti-intrusion security net is fully activated, Lao Tzu will not be able to help you escape! In the headset, Zhou Po was obviously anxious, quickly explained, and then hurriedly said: "After you go out, follow the path I sent to you in the multi-functional sunglasses, and I will take you to take a shortcut, first go and rescue Lao Chen and the others!" ”
"Fucking open the door!" While speaking, Hao Yi and the three of them had already rushed to the door of the office, and seeing that the automatic door was still not moving, Hao Yi was so anxious that Hao Yi yelled at Zhou Po while pressing the switch next to him indiscriminately.
"Buzz!" The automatic door opened in response to Haoyi's scolding. Haoyi and the three of them hurriedly got out, and before they could run a few steps, they heard a rumbling footstep at the corner of the passage ahead. Listening to that momentum, there was no need to guess at all, Haoyi knew that it must be a team of heavily armed marines. Just as he was about to turn around and run through another fork in the road, there was also a sonorous sound of hurried footsteps from that passage.
"Buzz!" Haoyi and the three of them were stunned, and when they were about to complain to Zhou Po about leading them to this dead end, a pipe that could only be drilled by one person suddenly cracked on the wall of the originally smooth passage not far from them.
"Quick, get in through the ventilation duct!" Zhou Po shouted hurriedly in the headset.