Chapter 533: The Foursome is pregnant
Cui Shi had long thought that if he wanted to go to Tushi Palace, it would never be too smooth.
Because from the perspective of Maitreya Buddha, he doesn't know that Taishang Laojun is the teacher of karma, Patriarch Bodhi, and he will try to make this news come as late as possible, so that it will be easier for him to pull Cui Shi into his camp. If this news is revealed, Cui Shi's worth will immediately rise, and it will be difficult to pull it at that time.
Of course, now that Cui Shiren is in the Heavenly Palace, if he insists on going to Tushi Palace, no one will stop him, but in that case, he is equivalent to exposing himself, but he loses the advantage of the enemy in the open and in the dark.
But five hundred years ago, when there was a big havoc in the Heavenly Palace, Sun Wukong had contact with Taishang Laojun, and later he practiced in the gossip furnace for 7749 days, and thus obtained the magic power of fiery eyes, and the relationship between him and Laojun has always been very harmonious. Since he came to the Heavenly Palace this time, it is completely reasonable to go to the Tushi Palace to say hello, and it will not arouse anyone's suspicion.
Therefore, Cui Shi actually has to wait and see, who will obstruct himself from going to Tushi Palace, it may be the inner line that Maitreya Buddha planted in the Heavenly Palace.
It's just that he didn't expect that it would be the Pleiades Star Officer??
It's not like that!
How could the Pleiades chicken, who seems to be honest and enthusiastic, be connected with Maitreya Buddha who is secretly plotting to usurp the throne.
Cui Shi snorted quietly, and said with a drunken smile: "Then forget it, what kind of pill is the old man refining when he is idle?" Don't you be afraid that I will go to Tushi Palace one day when I am happy, and then give him a clean meal, hahaha!"
It seems that he mentioned the conversation at will, and gave up the trip to Tushi Palace at will, and the two of them drank and blew water very tacitly, and never mentioned anything about Taishang Laojun again.
Heavenly Court is a place, you can't delay too long.
One day in heaven, one year on earth.
If you live here for three or five days, and then go back to take a look, I am afraid that Tang Seng has already entered the daughter country as a king, and several children have been born.
Cui Shi and the Pleiades finalized the issue of subduing the scorpion essence, and returned to the mortal world.
What should be done has been done, and the next thing is to see if Taishang Laojun will read the hints he painstakingly gave.
Now that he has inexplicably become a sweetheart, all forces are trying to win him over, and even the Jade Emperor has more or less expressed a little bit of meaning. There was a Manjushri in the prison who stared at him very annoyingly, and when he went to heaven, he didn't know how many eyes were secretly watching.
So on the one hand, Cui Shi sang praises for Maitreya Buddha and made a completely ignorant appearance, on the other hand, the main thing is to let Taishang Laojun see, your precious apprentice is being watched like a prisoner, you shouldn't do something?
According to a little contact in Pingdingshan before, Cui Shi felt that Taishang Laojun, the old man, was still very protective, and even the gold and silver boys were very protective, not to mention that he was a personal disciple?
Cui Shi didn't believe that Taishang Laojun would be indifferent to his situation, if he was so cowardly, what position would he fight with the Jade Emperor.
The hint was given, and there was no flaw at all, and in the face of the Jade Emperor in the Lingxiao Treasure Hall, he also scolded Guanyin for despising Rulai, and only expressed considerable agreement with Maitreya Buddha.
......
Hey?
Don, where did they go?
Returning to the agreed place, but not finding Tang Seng, Cui Shi couldn't help but feel a little strange.
This time, I went to Heavenly Court and explained to Bajie that it was to deal with the scorpion essence that was about to appear in the territory of the daughter country, and went to the Heavenly Palace to ask the Pleiades Star Officer for help, so that they would not continue to travel west in the same place for the time being, and everything would be talked about when he came back.
But how......
Broken!
Cui Shi slapped his head, how could he forget that Tang Seng had a glorious tradition of running around without permission. As early as the first time he learned the scriptures, Hao Duanduan drew a Vajra demon circle for him, and asked him not to go out of the circle, proper. But when I came back from a trip to fasting, the circle was still there, but the people were gone.
Now that he didn't wait at the agreed place, he must have made another mistake with this guy. Or, is it that Zhu Bajie can't wait to go to his daughter's country to see and urge Old Tang to go on the road?
Whatever the reason, I just hope that the saddest situation will never happen!!
However, when Cui Shi finally found the team, the cruel picture made his eyes dark, and he had a headache more than when he faced the Jade Emperor.
"You, you ......"
Cui Shi said weakly, "Who let you move forward randomly?"
"Senior brother, help!"
Monk Sha dragged his belly, which was bigger than Zhu Bajie's before, and said with a sad face: "We have been waiting for many days, and you haven't come back, senior brother, I think that the matter of learning scriptures from the west cannot be delayed, and this is what Master meant, so we hurried up and walked forward for a while." But we remember your instructions, senior brother, and we didn't dare to enter our daughter's country! It's just that for some reason, it suddenly became like this......
Rely on!
Cui Shi exhaled heavily, looking at the big-bellied sand monk and the big-bellied Tang monk, wanting to cry without tears. As for Zhu Bajie, who was originally a big belly, not to mention, now his belly is so big that he seems to be pregnant with N twins, and he is about to give birth.
The most terrifying thing is that even the white dragon horse's belly is bulging, and it is obvious that he has been hit.
What a cheat!
Cui Shi asked weakly: "You have all drunk a lot of the water of the Zimu River, right?"
"yes. ”
Zhu Bajie snorted and said: "Who knew that the river could be so powerful, even more powerful than the Tianhe I was in charge of back then! Senior brother, don't say it, help quickly, we have someone to see it, and in two or three months, I'm afraid it will be ...... It's going to ......"
Alas, I guessed the front, but I still didn't guess the ending.
The special Tang monk didn't have a child with the king of his daughter country, but drank river water by himself and did it. Thanks to the fact that I didn't delay much in Heavenly Court, if I had a few more drinks with the Pleiades chicken, the picture I saw after coming down would be even more terrifying.
The team of monks who learned scriptures from the west has become a parent-child tour group in Lingshan, and this style of painting is too weird.
"Whose idea?!"
Cui Shi felt that the forces of all parties were wrestling and entangled in the heavenly court, and he wanted to get out of the whirlpool but had unfortunately been involved in the center, and when he was hesitating, he came back to the mortal world and saw these few uneasy goods, disobedient and walked around, and the water of the Zimu River also dared to drink indiscriminately, this time even the white dragon horse was not spared, the three people and one horse were all pregnant, what should I do next?
"I ......"
Monk Sha shrank a little and dodged his gaze, and said in a low voice: "I originally thought that as long as I didn't enter the daughter country, it should be fine......
"Fart!"
Cui Shi's stomach suddenly burst out with anger, and said angrily: "Do you think what you think you think? You think there are too many things! Do you still think that you can mix with a bodhisattva by studying scriptures this time, do you occasionally dare to dream of becoming a Buddha? Seal you a big-headed monster! As far as you are a product that is not enough to succeed and more than lose, it is a high match for a golden-bodied Arhat, and if you continue to die like this, when the time comes, after learning the scriptures, I will send you back to the quicksand river!"