Chapter 108: Lick it off for Lao Tzu

In the early morning of the next day, Li Zhuang and Wang Piaopiao boarded a bus bound for Moguling.

At this time, in the crowded bus carriage, you push and push, and there is a crowd of people everywhere.

At the same time, all kinds of strange smells wafted from the bus, these smells include the smell of foxes on men, the smell of feet, the smell of sweat on women, the smell of hair oil, in short, the five flavors are mixed, and all kinds of smells are mixed with each other, making people smell uncomfortable.

Of course, among these smells, the most unacceptable thing for Li Zhuang is the smell of gasoline in the car. As soon as he smelled this smell, Li Zhuang would tumble up and down in his stomach, and he had a feeling of wanting to vomit.

"Laha ......"

When the bus drove to a corner, the driver suddenly turned the steering wheel sharply, and then, Li Zhuang and the people in the car only felt that the world was spinning and dizzy.

Li Zhuang was already uncomfortable sitting in the car, but now that the driver drove the car like this, Li Zhuang was even more uncomfortable.

At this moment, a woman did not hold the armrest tightly, her heel fell, and she fell directly into Li Zhuang's arms.

Li Zhuang was sitting outside, and the woman was sitting on Li Zhuang's body.

Nima, what's going on?

Li Zhuang was stunned when he saw this, how could he have such an affair just after he went out?

After a while, the woman turned her head and said to Li Zhuang: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry......"

It's still the same sentence, the ancients said it well, I don't know if I don't see it, and I'm shocked when I see it.

Originally, Li Zhuang thought that the woman sitting on him was a beauty, but when she turned her head, Li Zhuang discovered her true face.

This TM is a beauty, and it is obviously a living modern version of Dongshi.

That woman's face was like a cake, round and fat, if this was the case, Li Zhuang could accept it, but what was the matter with two black moles the size of a dung mass on her face?

And that dung mass...... Ahh As a representative of Laiyang City's appearance, Li Zhuang wants to complain, this has a very bad impact.

"You...... Have you sat enough? Looking at the heavy foundation on the woman's face, Li Zhuang tilted his head back.

"Sit...... Sit enough! After hearing Li Zhuang's words, the woman's face turned red, obviously, the woman was deeply sorry for her behavior.

After the woman got up from Li Zhuang's body, Wang Piaopiao glanced at the woman.

Li Zhuang is her man, she is very possessive, and she does not allow anyone to touch her man.

"......"

After the tires rubbed against the ground, a screeching sound was heard.

Driving on such a bumpy mountain road, the guests on the bus are already physically and mentally exhausted. Now that the driver suddenly made a sharp turn and braked so suddenly, how could Li Zhuang and the guests on the bus stand it.

Finally, the woman in front of Li Zhuang couldn't hold back anymore.

"Poof......

The woman's stomach tumbled up and down, and she vomited directly at Li Zhuang.

This...... This......

If you want to say that she vomited badly, she just vomited on Li Zhuang's crotch.

"You...... You ......" Li Zhuang is simply going crazy, or is the woman just now......

Did she have any grievances with this woman in her previous life, what kind of sin did she create, she actually teased herself so many times.

first took advantage of his own favoritism, and then spit on his body with this disgusting thing, and even spit on his crotch impartially.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry......" Seeing this, the woman quickly took out a wad of paper from her bag.

The pile of paper was thick and looked like it was on the right side. This kind of paper is basically useless, but in the eyes of the countrymen, this pile of paper is much better than a stick.

There are many sticks in the countryside, and in the past, people in the countryside had no money to buy paper, so most of them used the sticks of toon trees to remove. This kind of stick is soft and smooth, and it is much easier to use than ordinary sticks.

Especially in the countryside, there are many such sticks on the toon trees in the countryside.

"Lick off the ...... Lao Tzu" Li Zhuang was extremely corrupt and angry.

"What...... What the? You...... You let me lick? After hearing Li Zhuang's words, the woman was ashamed and angry.

"Well, hurry up, it's going to dry soon." Li Zhuang said lightly.

"Lick your motherfuck!" Now the woman was really angry, and in front of the public, Li Zhuang humiliated her so much.

Although her face is round, it is also a face, she is also a person with a face, and she also has self-esteem.

was suddenly scolded by the woman, Li Zhuang was stunned. Then, like a shrew, the woman began to scold Li Zhuang.

For shrews, Li Zhuang has never confessed to it, especially for such shrews and, Li Zhuang will not pretend to be a grandson in front of her.

A moment later, Li Zhuang and the woman started an unprecedented tearing battle in the bus compartment.

In an instant, the breath in the bus compartment instantly froze. At the same time, everyone looked at the two of them with horror.

A few minutes later, the old driver's voice came faintly from the front.

"Don't make any noise, look at the road ahead."

After hearing the driver's words, Li Zhuang and the shrew stopped scolding almost at the same time.

Subsequently, the people in the carriage got off the car one after another and went under the car to see the road that the driver said.

It turned out that there was a boulder in front of them in front of the mountain, blocking their way.

On the left side of the road is a mountain several feet high, almost as if it had been slashed by a knife, perpendicular to the ground.

On the right side of the road, there is an unfathomable cliff, and a dirt path has carved out between the cliff and the mountain. If you want to get to Magic Valley Ridge, this path is the only way here.

Now the boulder is inexplicably blocked here, leaving only a small opening between the boulder and the cliff, which can only be passed by one person.

Now the bus can't get in, if Li Zhuang and Wang Piaopiao still want to get in, they can only enter through this opening.

After entering this opening, you can walk a few miles to reach the Devil's Valley Ridge, and then walk for another three hours to reach the Devil's Village.

This is still calculated according to the fastest speed to enter the mountain, if the speed is slow, it will take four or five hours to enter the devil's village.

In this place where there is no village in front and no store in the back, you can only go hungry when you enter the Magic Valley Ridge, and continue to go up the mountain with hunger and thirst. It can be said that a person who does not have great perseverance may have hung up halfway through.

"You have also seen the situation, I can only send you here, there is still a long road ahead, if you don't want to go, I will send you back to the county seat, and I will send you to Moguling after two days when this stone is removed."

"If you still want to go forward, you can keep walking, and I will not stop you." After the driver finished speaking, he got into the car and started the engine.

After seeing the driver start the engine, those people got into the car one after another. Only Li Zhuang and Wang Piaopiao were left stunned in place, at a loss.

(End of chapter)