Cui Shi never expected that Zhu Bajie would not be there......

Alas, I go, what about the pigs?

I couldn't find it in the room or in the courtyard, Cui Shi patted his head and faintly guessed.

Sure enough, at the door of the inner house leading to the female dependent's residence, Cui Shi saw the big pig's head that probed his brain.

"Bajie!"

Angry and funny, Cui Shi looked at this bloated but tiptoeing figure, what kind of fascination did the maid who served tea just now look like for him, is the sperm on the pig's brain?

"Senior brother. ”

Zhu Bajie turned around and saw Cui Shi, his fat head and big ears turned red, and he looked a little embarrassed.

Okay, you know I'm sorry, but there is still some salvation.

"Don't waste time here, come with me. ”

Pulling Zhu Bajie back to the small courtyard where he lived, Cui Shi had a mysterious smile on his face and said in a low voice: "Have you taken a fancy to that maid?"

"Uh-huh!"

Zhu Bajie's eyes lit up, and he nodded again and again: "It's really ...... It's so beautiful, it's even more beautiful than Chang'e!"

Actually, it shouldn't be prettier than Chang'e, but according to Cui Shi's observation, it is indeed more beautiful than Gao Cuilan of Gao Laozhuang. This is very reasonable, Gao Cuilan is just an ordinary secular woman, but the maid here is made of four Bodhisattva-level saints, and the purpose is to attract Tang monks and apprentices, so it is inevitable that her appearance will explode.

Zhu Bajie has been down for too long, and he hasn't seen any really best beauties, so he fell into it all of a sudden, right?

It's just that I don't know what kind of appearance the pearl-holding dragon girl in Luojia Mountain in the South China Sea is, and it stands to reason that it shouldn't be bad.

"Let's leave tomorrow, what if you like it?"

Fortunately, I stopped the woman in time today, and I didn't say the words of the son-in-law on the spot. Otherwise, Zhu Bajie nodded decisively and agreed, and it would be difficult to fool now.

Sure enough, as soon as he said this, Zhu Bajie showed a reluctant look on his face.

"If you want to pick up a girl, the focus is not on the girl, but on a bubble word. ”

Cui Shi guided step by step: "Soak you know, the skill is still secondary, the key is to have enough time to grind slowly." As the saying goes, a strong woman is afraid of pestering her, as long as she works hard to grind hard, with an indomitable spirit, forbearance at the expense of a spare tire, a resolute determination that is not afraid of losing face, and a perseverance that does not give up until the goal is achieved, she will definitely be able to hold the beauty in the end. ”

Yes!

Zhu Bajie's eyes suddenly lit up, and he felt that his senior brother really didn't cheat himself, these words can be called a life mentor.

Is there such a saying that the fierce woman is afraid of pestering her? Why haven't I heard it......

The last four "no" are very quintessential, except for the "spare tire", I don't know what it is, everything else makes sense.

However, there are rare words, it's just that my pig's head and pig brain are too stupid, my senior brother is unpredictable, and I have too many things to learn......

"Senior brother is right! But...... We're leaving tomorrow, so there's not enough time!"

Zhu Bajie had a bitter face, looking very distressed, and suddenly jumped up and shouted: "It's just the last night, I'll give it a try anyway......!

I'll it!

Cui Shi hurriedly stretched out his hand, grabbed the perverted pig, and scolded: "Now that everyone is sleeping, why are you running over, do you directly overlord make a bow? We are civilized people, we can't use that kind of inferior means, and we will be embarrassed to the west sky!"

"There's no time...... Really run out of time......"

Zhu Bajie muttered to himself, making Cui Shi cry and laugh.

This pig's head is still an acute child, and his color is terrible.

But after thinking about it, in fact, it is also clear in the original book. Just here when the four saints tried their meditation hearts, everyone had already left, and this pig's head went to the door by himself, and he had to take all the three daughters of the family in one go, saying what "When I was young, I also learned a way to survive the war, and I kept them one by one to serve them happy."

This is probably the dirtiest sentence in the whole story of "Journey to the West".

To put it bluntly, it is to say to other people's mothers, you gave me all your daughters, I have good kung fu and strong capital, and I promise that everyone can be satisfied.

This is similar to the diary exposed by the corrupt official, which promised that by the age of 60, every woman would have sex no less than three times a week.

"Bajie, don't worry. As long as you do what I tell you to do, I guarantee that you have enough time to do whatever you want. ”

Oh?

Zhu Bajie hurriedly said: "Senior brother, even if you let me go and demolish Luojia Mountain in the South China Sea now, I will immediately wave a rake!"

Uh, what am I doing in Jiashan?

What happened to you and the dragon girl, where did you get such a big grudge.

I've seen a lot of failed love, but I've never seen someone who wants to demolish someone's woman's house, the quality is too low.

"It's simple, you pretend to be sick right away. ”

"Faking illness?"

"That's right, isn't it impossible to walk when you're sick, Old Tang is compassionate, will he urge a sick person to go to the west?"

Zhu Bajie blinked, feeling as if something was wrong.

Although he was relegated to the mortal world, he was also the former Marshal of Tianpeng, a high-ranking official of the Heavenly Court Navy, and his magical power was still there, so it was unlikely that he would get sick.

Among our group, apart from the master, if you want to talk about pretending to be sick, it is clearly the most suitable senior brother......

However, people are mentors, so they naturally say what is what.

Zhu Bajie hesitated slightly, then nodded sadly, gritted his teeth and said, "No problem, I'm pretending to be sick......!" What kind of illness is more appropriate, and do you have any requirements from Senior Brother?"

"This ...... I'm not familiar with it. ”

Cui Shi thought to himself that I am not a veterinarian, how can I know what types of swine fever there are, and it would be good to know about foot-and-mouth disease.

"Whatever, as long as it's the kind that lingers. How much time you have to pick up girls depends on how long you can drag on this disease. Come on, I'm optimistic about you. ”

"Senior brother, don't worry!"

The two of them had made a decision, so they went back to their rooms separately, and this time they really slept.

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