Chapter 290: Soul Refining Dafa
"Nurse, Lao Tzu has been enlightened for so long, and you finally came out when I thought of you. "Hong Xiaobao won't let go of this opportunity, don't ask now, and when Mengxian Ji is about to go to sleep again, he will regret it too late.
"Grandpa Meng, help me see what the hell is in here, it can't be a pit, right?" Hong Xiaobao hurriedly whispered.
"Pit, your grandfather, if I could find such an awesome pit when I was young, Lao Tzu wouldn't have been so unlucky back then!" Meng Xianji said with a smile, and the demonic laughter made Hong Xiaobao's scalp tingle.
The word "" was told to him by Hong Xiaobao, the old guy has no hobbies, but he is still quite cold to some new things, such as toilets, such as big health care, such as chain stores, such as dance halls, such as real gas cannons......
Haha, the old boy usually praises Hong Xiaobao for following him when he has nothing to do, and he is very awesome.
Hong Xiaobao expressed his dissatisfaction with this, because no matter how awesome his head is, if Mengxian Ji's head had the current Xiaobao, how could he come to this bracelet in the first place, and he usually speaks like a child's IQ, straight to the point, if it weren't for the terrifying strength of this old thing, I'm afraid he would have died earlier!
Fortunately, people's hearts are separated from their stomachs, and if Mengxian can even see the things in Hong Xiaobao's head, Xiaobao will not wear this bracelet.
Hearing Meng Xianji say this, the stone in Hong Xiaobao's heart can be regarded as letting go, what else can he say, one word - "Awesome!"
It must have been that he looked at the door panel when he was bored, and at a glance he saw a magnificent treasure, otherwise Mengxian Ji would not be so incoherent and crazy!
"Since it's a good thing, how can it be placed here?" Hong Xiaobao looked at the dense rune marks on the door panel with glowing eyes, but his face pretended that nothing happened, and he stayed away from others intentionally or unintentionally.
Others can't see it. Qingqing, that little ghost elf, will definitely understand Xiaobao's eyes at the moment, and it will not be good to find out the root cause when the time comes.
"Ghost, can't it be a good thing if you put it here?" The demonic roar of the dream fairy machine sounded again: "As the saying goes, the most dangerous place is the safest place, don't you see that those stinky little dolls haven't discovered the secret here? Without you, a little brute, no one would have discovered the secrets of this place for centuries!"
Eh, is this the so-called **** luck?
Hong Xiaobao smacked his lips and smiled knowingly, that is, I, Hong Xiaobao, have this great luck.
Unexpectedly, Meng Xianji suddenly smiled: "That is, you, the soul power is not bad, and you don't know the meaning of these runes, so you won't delve into it, illiterate." I only know how to look at patterns, but this really fools you!"
At this time, Hong Xiaobao should be unhappy, what is illiterate, what is only looking at pictures, am I just curious? I am the most outstanding genius of the 21st century who has gone to college, you are illiterate, and your whole family is illiterate.
"Okay, I won't talk to you. Hurry up and write down all these things, I want you to comprehend the secret method in it now!" Meng Xianji's tone suddenly became very tough.
That's a good thing!
Hong Xiaobao almost jumped with joy. What kind of tomb is this, the secret method left by his old man can be an ordinary thing, I'm afraid that the previous nine scrolls together are not as powerful as the secret method on this door panel, right?
Since it's a good thing, it's not afraid to hold on. Hong Xiaobao is worthy of his true nature as a fan of money, and even the feeling of turning over the river and the sea in his body is completely numb.
Hehe, you have to swallow all the good things! Lao Tzu swallows these things alone, and you are still in the dark!
Gloatingly glancing at the demons around him who didn't know why, Hong Xiaobao smiled. Go ahead and make a note of the pattern on the door panel.
If you remember these dense rune marks, Hong Xiaobao will definitely be unbearable, this old guy Mengxian Ji is not bad, for runes, Hong Xiaobao knows that compared to other geniuses, he is really a layman. After all, those little demons have to face all kinds of ancient and mysterious runes since they were born, what does Hong Xiaobao have? Before the age of eighteen, he was still only able to make some tools, not even a cultivator, and he spent two months learning this rune course.
Finally after reading the eighth slate, Hong Xiaobao already felt like he was getting sick from a car, and in an instant he felt that the sky was dark, and the whole person was not good.
"What the hell is this, I don't need to remember it at all, they are all drilling into my brain with all their might, and it hurts me to death!" Hong Xiaobao moved to the ninth slate with difficulty, and said angrily.
I@%#@%@#......
There was no sound in the bracelet for a while, and I didn't know if the old man in Mengxian Ji was dead or deserted, but after a while, the bracelet suddenly became uncalm.
"Nima, can you kid still calm me down? You girl, I can see it, you are fucking cultivation material, what a greedy wolf physique, compared to your current virtue, it is only the tip of the iceberg, my God, if I had a talent like you, I would have conquered all the places in the world where there are people, I'm angry, poor people will have high blood pressure when they get old! I'll ......"
There was a lot of scolding in the bracelet, and after the scolding, Hong Xiaobao could strongly feel that there were aftershocks in the bracelet.
My God, this old guy is praising me, yes, yes, my brother is so handsome, so unique, handsome and handsome.
Hong Xiaobao grinned with difficulty, he was uncomfortable at this moment, and his laughter was even more ugly than crying: "Grandpa Meng, are you praising me?"
He said this on purpose, after all, you could feel the scene of spittle stars flying around in the bracelet before, so you are not allowed to be beautiful?
There was silence in the bracelet again, if the dream fairy machine was not in the soul state, his bearded and glaring eyes must be very wonderful, sure enough, after a while, there was a long-suppressed "unwilling" voice from the bracelet: "I blame God for being so blind, how can I give you all the benefits, if you give it to me......"
"Alas, don't say it, you hurry up and write it down for me, you have to give me enlightenment today, otherwise Lao Tzu will kill you!" Meng Xianji said indignantly, if his spitting star was not blocked by this bracelet, he was afraid that he would fly two or three meters away.
"Eh, aren't you a pit person? I can finish reading these things, it's already good, okay?
"Jade Emperor, isn't it awesome?" Meng Xianji suddenly asked.
I@¥#@%......
Hong Xiaobao lowered his head and took a deep breath, comforting himself: "People who are not in the same world, it is normal for some difficulties in communication. ”
"It's amazing, no one in the world is more awesome than him!" Hong Xiaobao nodded.
"Oh. Meng Xianji responded.
Hong Xiaobao thought that this conversation would be over like this, but he didn't expect that Meng Xianji suddenly shouted: "Hurry up and comprehend the soul refining Dafa in it, help us reshape our souls, and wait for me to come out to fight with him!"
I#%#¥!@......
Grandpa Meng, you really dare to do anything!
But...... What the hell is the Dafa of Soul Refining? Could it be ...... Hahaha, is it the secret method in the mouth of the dream fairy machine! This name sounds so awesome!
"Okay, I'll learn, I'll work hard to learn, I'll try to get enlightenment today, even if I die on the way to enlightenment, I won't hesitate to ......" Hong Xiaobao threw out three black lines on his forehead, and he didn't have a good airway.
Who am I, I am Hong Xiaobao! Death is too strange to me, I don't want to die, but well, for the sake of Grandpa Meng's help and love for me, I am still willing to express my sincerity for you.
Hong Xiaobao was slandered in his heart, but he still endured the unbearable feeling of vomiting and slowly crawled towards the ninth stone tablet at the speed of a snail and with the perseverance to die.
The geniuses present had been pondering the rune marks on the door panel for a long time and couldn't figure out a way, so they had to give up, but when they were about to leave, they found that Xiao Bao rushed towards the ninth door panel as if he had been poisoned.
"What's wrong with Xiaobao, could it be that he was really poisoned and went to find the antidote?" Qingqing slandered in her heart, walked towards Hong Xiaobao with excitement and worry, and asked in surprise: "Xiaobao, are you ...... Is this going to the toilet?"
After saying that, she burst out laughing.
I@%@%......
Hong Xiaobao was uncomfortable, and when he heard Qingqing's extremely "gentle" greeting, his stomach was even more uncomfortable.
The little monk also saw that something was wrong with Hong Xiaobao, and hurriedly took out a golden pill from the sleeve pocket of the golden robe, and said with a soft smile: "This is the antidote pill given by the old monk to the monk, which can clear the heart and eyes, and is not afraid of poison." ”
Damn, this elixir is shining with gold in his hand, and it looks good at first glance.
Sure enough, the monk is the richest, and the little monk keeps saying that he didn't bring anything, so what is this elixir? Could it be that it was conjured out of thin air? Wouldn't it be like Jigong rubbing it, rubbing it and coming out, right?
Thinking about it like this, Hong Xiaobao's stomach hurt even more, but if it was rubbed out, it should be black......
When Hong Xiaobao saw the little monk take out the elixir, everyone's eyes changed, just like a hungry wolf seeing meat.
"Well, it must be a baby, eat it first. Thinking so, Hong Xiaobao climbed towards the little monk with difficulty.
Suddenly, another dark shadow appeared in the lobby.
I'm grass, here it is again!
Hong Xiaobao hurriedly protected himself, for fear that the guy would steal something from him.
It's just that after a gust of wind, Hong Xiaobao found that he didn't lose a single hair on his body, and then looked at the door panel......
Oh my God! My ninth panel, I haven't finished reading it yet!
But what's even worse is the little monk, his hands are still flat like that at the moment, but his body suddenly trembles.
"Nima's, I'll grass your second ancestor, you even steal the monk's stuff!" The little monk suddenly opened his mouth and scolded, and the whole person was like a lion who had woken up, which made Hong Xiaobao chill. (To be continued.) )