Chapter 059: Friends and Women Don't Talk
Liao Zhiyuan was originally leaning on the window frame, looking at the "more annoying than usual" Gao Jue in front of him in surprise, and didn't understand why he had a grumpy look of "someone owes me 10,000 taels" on his face. In other words, it seems that he really owes him a hundred taels of silver last time...... Liao Zhiyuan's cat's eyes turned, and he glanced at Gao Jue weakly, it's too bad, he's not here to ask for the debt, right? Lao Gao, we are all lifelong friends, and we almost didn't worship the good brothers, so you don't have to calculate the accounts so clearly, right?
Without waiting for Liao Zhiyuan's stomach to come up with any results, the empty wine jar in Gao Jue's hand flew over tightly grazing Liao Zhiyuan's ear, and fell in the courtyard with a "bang", and landed on top of the pile of fragments impartially.
Liao Zhiyuan rubbed his painful ear, and yelled angrily again: "Grass! Did you get a donkey kicked in the head? Throwing a broken wine jar and using dark energy, are you really so angry that you have nowhere to go? "Even if he wants to ask for the wine bill of one hundred taels of silver, he has to sit down and talk about it, how can he be rude as soon as he comes up? But then again, he's a bit tight on money this month, and, uh, he's still asking him for ......
Thinking of this, Liao Zhiyuan cleared his throat and said to the back of Gao Jue's head who was facing the wall with a very gentle attitude: "Brother Gao, yesterday I received a letter from the pavilion master, saying that the task of your trip to Yangzhou was overfulfilled, and the pavilion master was very satisfied, and he couldn't close his mouth with a smile in the letter!" I praised you severely! By the way, the letter also includes a list of people you will kill next month, since you are in a bad mood right now, why don't I read it to you to relieve your anger! ”
“……”
"Fengyang Jin Da Worm, a jewelry merchant, fifty-four years old, is characterized by a black mole on the tip of his nose, with a portrait...... Huai'an Xu three carvings, the head of the big eagle dart bureau, forty-nine years old, characterized by the left hand without an index finger, with a portrait...... Huzhou Ma Yaozu ...... "Liao Zhiyuan read the "list of people to be killed" in a frustrated voice, and the tone of relishing made people think that he was reading some kind of popular novel "character introduction list".
“……”
Half a day passed, Liao Zhiyuan finally finished reading the list, and the room fell into a short silence. After a while, Liao Zhiyuan said with some sneer: "Brother Gao, I heard that you have a twelve-day holiday this month, I wonder if you have any travel plans?" ”
The figure facing the wall of "......" did not move at all, as if he had fallen asleep.
Liao Zhiyuan stubbornly continued: "It's so cold today! I've heard people say that the first snow has fallen in the northland, and the snowflakes look like ...... Uh, it's like a beauty! Yes, that's right, when you see that beautiful sight, you immediately think of the most beautiful woman you've ever seen! Brother Gao, you also know, we should be in the south of Tianfu, it only snows a little in the middle of winter, and it melts before it falls to the ground, and when you go out, there are mud spots everywhere on the boots and the hem of the robe, which is really annoying snow, but the snow in the north is completely different......"
Gao Jueteng sat up from the couch and gritted his teeth and roared: "You have a fart to release quickly, get out when you're done!" ”
Liao Zhiyuan was stunned by the yelling, but he didn't care about the other party's bad attitude at the moment, and hurriedly walked to the side of the couch, his handsome face wrinkled into a bitter look, and begged softly: "There is something I want you to do, uh, it's my private matter, and I don't feel at ease when I hand it over to others, so Brother Gao, Brother Gao, please help the younger brother!" ”
"What's the matter?" Gao Jue said coldly, "I'm most annoyed with messy things. ”
Liao Zhiyuan squeezed out a smile, tried to ignore the other party's unfriendly attitude, and solemnly announced: "It's about my sister, she is in danger now. ”
"It's a woman's business again? No need to talk! Gao Jue flatly refused, "Okay, you're done, if you don't have anything else, get out!" ”
Liao Zhiyuan resisted the urge to beat his nose, although he had long known Gao Jue's personality of not eating soft and hard, and ignoring idle things, but he didn't expect that this old boy would not give him any room for negotiation! Anyway, they are also good brothers who almost didn't worship the handle, and they had a friendship of rolling on the tip of the knife together! Liao Zhiyuan thought for a while, and said cheekily: "The surname is Gao, don't you remember?" One year we went to Fengyang to handle a case, and we had a fight with a group of masked people, and I was stabbed for you. Gao boy, think about it carefully, is this your attitude of talking to your life-saving benefactor? ”
Gao Jue let out a sneer from his chest: "But in the past few years, I have saved you more times, and you won't be able to stand here and talk if you save it one less time. ”
Liao Zhiyuan rushed over and grabbed Gao Jue's collar, put the tip of his nose close to his dead face, and asked through gritted teeth: "You said surnamed Gao, are we considered friends?" If a friend is in trouble, should I help? ”
"Friend's woman, don't talk." Gao Jue twisted his face away.
Liao Zhiyuan couldn't cry or laugh, beat his chest and said, "Brother, please, I'm talking about my biological sister, not my woman." ”
"That's a woman, too."
"Surnamed Gao, do you really see death and don't save it?" Liao Zhiyuan issued an ultimatum.
There was a long silence in the room. Gao Jue fell back on the couch and snored slowly, obviously giving an eviction order, "Don't save when you die"? This level of words can only be regarded as compliments when used on oneself.
This is really a dog biting a hedgehog, and there is nowhere to put his mouth! Liao Zhiyuan took a deep breath, put a smile on his face again, and saw him slowly take out a pocket gourd from his arms, slowly uncork the bottle and say: "It's so fragrant, it's so fragrant...... As a long-time friend, he knows exactly where Gao Jue's weakness is.
Sure enough, the snoring in the room was gone.
Liao Zhiyuan was overjoyed in his heart, but he didn't dare to show it on his face, so he approached the gourd and sniffed it, he showed an intoxicated expression: "It's really fragrant!" This wine should only be in the sky, and it is rare to taste it a few times in the world! No matter how you smell it, it's - incense, ......."
Gao Jue sat up and glanced at the little gourd. According to visual inspection, the contents of the gourd are not enough for him to take a sip, but it is really fragrant! What kind of wine is it, I can't even smell it! Is it because it's too far away? Gao never glared at Liao Zhiyuan and began to bargain: "Just like that? No matter how stingy you are, there should be a lower limit, forget it, let me inspect the goods first. ”
Hooked! Liao Zhiyuan was so happy that he almost hurt himself, and said with a straight face: "This is my treasure, I only take it out and smell it when I am in a bad mood, who said it to you!" This is from the bottom of my heart, if it weren't for my sister who loves to make trouble, others wouldn't even want to touch the gourd skin.
Don't give? Gao Jue was not ambiguous at the moment, without any warning, his whole person instantly appeared in front of Liao Zhiyuan, the index finger and middle finger of his left hand pointed directly at Liao Zhiyuan's eyes, and his right hand followed closely behind, reaching out to the small gourd. Everything was sudden, Liao Zhiyuan didn't expect Gao Jue to be so shameless, and avoided it in a panic, but the right hand that came to grab the gourd seemed to have suction power, and he couldn't shake it off anymore if he got it. Liao Zhiyuan insisted on resisting for a while, and was afraid of spilling his precious wine, so he had to let go.
Gao Jue sat back on the couch, raised the gourd to his nose and sniffed it, raised his head and drank it dry. The little golden gourd fulfilled its mission, and with a "whoosh" it was thrown into the flowers outside the window. Gao Jue yawned and fell back on the bed with a "bang", and soon let out a slow snoring sound.
Liao Zhiyuan looked at the current robber in front of him in a daze, and that dead face actually drank all his treasured wine in one go! It took a lot of hard work to steal it...... Well, the fruits of all the hard work! However, he is not a fuel-efficient lamp, if he does not have a deep understanding of this tiger, how dare he seek skin with the tiger?
"It's delicious! Although I didn't want to taste a drop, I was intoxicated by the smell of wine. Liao Zhiyuan let out a long sigh and said to himself melancholy, "There will be no gourd in the future, what should I do?" Am I never going to smell that again? ”
Gao Jue didn't really fall asleep in bed, because the wine was so delicious. Damn, how can it be so delicious! Gao Jue seems to be infected with some melancholy from Liao Zhiyuan, can't he ever drink that kind of wine from now on? Is it from now on...... Will you never see those bright eyes again?
"Still, it's okay!" Liao Zhiyuan suddenly changed his brisk tone and said, "I still have two altars hidden in my house!" Well, I must have accumulated a lot of virtue in my last life, so that I can have such a clever sister in this life. ”
"Two altars?!" Gao Jue bounced up from the bed and grabbed Liao Zhiyuan, his strength was so strong that he almost suffocated, "At your house?" ”
"That's right." Liao Zhiyuan blinked solemnly.
Gao Jue became smarter this time, and asked cautiously, "How big is that?" "The subtext is, it's not going to be a very small drinking world, is it?
Liao Zhiyuan compared the outline of a mango with both hands, shook it in front of Gao Jue's eyes with a smile and said, "It's so big." ”
"I want to," Gao Jue grabbed Liao Zhiyuan's sleeve and shook it a few times, and said dryly, "Give it to me." "This kind of pleading words are very rare to be able to say from Gao Jue's mouth, usually Gao Jue wants to get something, and the only means he will use is to grab it.
Liao Zhiyuan innocently spread his hands: "But the wine is not in my hands, I only have that small gourd, and you snatched it, and all the wine is in my sister's hands." You don't know, she likes to hide things the most, she likes to hide gold, silver, gems, pots, bowls, wine, and meat, and even dogs can't find those things she hides! I want that too, but I can't find it! ”
"Bobcat, you're not coaxing me, are you?" Gao Jue narrowed his eyes suspiciously, looking at Liao Zhiyuan, who had a kind and harmless face and an innocent expression.
"Why, you still can't trust your old friend? To tell you the truth, in fact, this wine is made by my sister herself, and she is the only one in the world who can make this kind of wine! Liao Zhiyuan patted his chest proudly and promised, "As long as you find my sister and send her to me unscathed and alive, I will let her brew ten more jars for you!" ”
"You mean, the woman makes wine?"
"Genuine, Tong Su is not deceived, and my reputation is guaranteed!"
"You have no credibility at all."
"You dead face...... Liao Zhiyuan gritted his teeth to suppress his anger, and reasoned with the other party, "Although my family is not as rich and glamorous as your family, it is also a mansion compound in Mingzhaofang in the capital, there are old and young, and the monk can't run the temple, are you still afraid that I will rely on your wine?" ”
Gao Jue was silent for a while, considering how likely it was that this lynx absconded with wine, and finally, he spoke: "Tell me, what happened to that stupid woman?" Even you can't be even? ”
Bingo! Gao Jue is willing to intervene, which means that his sister's life has been saved, and his hanging heart can also be put down. Although Gao Jue is a cold-mouthed, unscrupulous, hateful, taciturn, arrogant, unsociable and annoying arrogant dead face, there is no more reliable guy in this world. Liao Zhiyuan took out a geographical map from his arms, pointed to the northeast and said, "My sister is missing here." ”
"Changbai Mountain? Why don't you look for it yourself? ”
"I really want to go, but the Pavilion Master just gave me a 100,000 urgent task. Of course, no turtle fur task is more important than my sister's, and the main reason is that as long as my sister sees me, she will run away. ”
"Escape?"
"yes, because she's running away from home right now."
"Let's go, what are you looking for her!"
"Alas, I also know that the female university is not staying," Liao Zhiyuan sighed heavily, "But I gave birth to such a sister, and besides, what kind of place is Changbai Mountain?" My flowery sister will soon become a meal for bears, tigers and elephants! Ahh......h
Gao Juecai would not believe the tears of the lynx, he rudely interrupted the earth-shattering cry, and solemnly declared: "Ten jars of wine must be filled in such a large jar." As he spoke, he gestured with his hands to a circle the size of a watermelon.
"Deal."