24 Essay on dreams
Niu Gensheng invited Cao Cao and Liu Bei to study in Huashan Qingmei Cooking Wine Thesis, Lingnan ghost talent also came to Huashang in a dream, Su Dongpo said: "The first Cao Xueqin in the world, the second Jia Pingwa, the third to Mo Yan, the world's Manix is the most powerful, followed by Semantys, and the third to Shakespeare." "Some people say that Lu Yao is so powerful, Lingnan ghosts are 100 times better than him! Yu Qiuyu is 10 times better than him! Lu Xun is twice as good as him!! Jin Yong is 1,000 times better than Lu Yao! Gu Long is 100 times better than Lu Yao! Sanmao is 10 times better than Lu Yao!! Lin Qingxuan is twice as good as Lu Yao! Chen Zhongzhong is 10,000 times better than Lu Yao! Mao Dun sighed and said: "Lingnan ghost talent is 10,000 times better than Murakami Haruki! Whoever is awesome in literature is the best writer? Literary inspiration is the first, and the inspiration of Lingnan ghost talent is more whimsical than Mo Yan and more avant-garde than Ma Yuan! More creative than Gu Long! More literary than Jin Yong? More atmospheric than the February River! More artistic than Picasso!"
Cao Zhi said: "Since the Lingnan ghost came out of the mountains to engage in literature, I have exhausted the Jiang waves, and I have been rude to Jiang Yan, I am only one high, and he Lingnan ghost is the cultural mixture of Shenzhou! He is outstanding in literary competition, and he is outstanding, Jiang Ziya is full of sighs! Zhuge Liang is willing to bow to the wind! I, Cao Zijian, am rude to the street!"
Li Bai said: "I think the Lingnan ghosts are like farting in poetry, the green plum boils wine and essays, the Lingnan ghosts within the Three Realms are the elite of the elite, human beings can't read such a powerful person in a thousand years, Huang Po spit blood when she buys melons, and the rats fall and say that they all become as big as elephants! Nobel said three times in his dream that Lingnan ghosts don't win awards, who wins?
For example, "Lingnan ghost talent urines into Luo water, and spit out a breath of fairy breath is ten times better than the literary level of a professor at Tsinghua University, and it is ten times better to write an essay than a professor at Peking University! His literary talent is ten times better than that of Lun Wenxu!" Guanyin said: "Lingnan ghost is a genius among geniuses, and both Hitler and Lin Biao are afraid of him! Saddam Hussein put up his big mother finger! Alafa especially said that Lingnan ghost talent is the second in the world, and Dante is first, because the "Divine Comedy" he wrote is too big, and Lingnan ghost talent's work "Dream of the Moon" has become the best work praised by the Three Realms!"
For example, "Literature is moving in the West, and it is not fair at all that there is no reasonable platform, and the editors of the TV who wrote "New Luoshen", "Martial God Zhao Zilong", "Ancient Sword Strange Tan" and "Tiger Roaring Dragon Yin" are more creative than Lingnan ghosts, this is the new four famous cooks of the Three Realms, and they are more creative than Lingnan ghosts' "Beautiful Legend of Sleepwalking in Heaven"!"
Guanyin said: "Lingnan ghosts can talk about heroes with any writer on earth! The premise is that writers in the system and Lingnan ghosts can improvise and dare to challenge the world's writers every minute and every second 24 hours a day! No one of you will publish a book for you! Your life is ten times worse than that of Lingnan ghosts! Literature is a single knife of Uri! Literature is not as good as bullshit! Wang Xiaobo and Wang Shuo are the heroes in the hearts of Lingnan ghosts
Guo Jingming's literary talent can be compared with that of Lingnan ghosts! If Ma Yun and Shi Yuzhu invest in me to write a book! Niu Gensheng has been dreaming too much lately, and his thinking is chaotic
Once I want to be famous! I dream about it! I think that my master Lingnan ghost is not famous, as if the whole world owes him a literary justice! Niu Gensheng will definitely help my master realize this literary dream! A dream is a dream! But when I wake up from a dream, there is no way out! This is the cruel reality!