Chapter 167: Who's Up and Who Goes Down
"Daddy, are you alright......" Little Mushroom looked at Du Yuanyuan, who was in a state of madness, and asked with worried eyes.
"It's okay, it's okay." Du Yuanyuan waved his hand, "That's all for today's class, remember your father's words, don't care about other people's eyes, live your own life, and be happy is the king." ”
Children are children, and they are easily bewitched, and the little mushroom nodded slightly, "Hmm! It's not bad to have two dads, see who dares to bully me! ”
"That's right, whoever dares to break ground on your head, your mother and I will do whomever it is."
"Uh-huh!" Little Mushroom was overjoyed, stood up and patted the little skirt, "Then Daddy, what do you call Uncle Qingye?" ”
"Of course it's a lady." Du Yuanyuan blew it without a boundary, it was called someone else's lady in a dream...... "But I don't usually call him, unless I'm in a particularly good mood." ”
"Oh." Little Mushroom was convinced, "Then Daddy, when you are in a good mood." ”
"Then just call it by name." Du Yuanyuan spit out the straw stalk on the side of his mouth, "In this way, you remember, you will call him father when you see him in the future." ”
"Dad? What is that......" Little Mushroom looked confused.
Du Yuanyuan suddenly said, yes, they don't call it that, but how to distinguish the big and small kings, and how to reflect the superior skills in the title? After thinking for a while, he finally decided, "Call me Daddy, call him Daddy!" ”
"......" This time it was the turn of the little mushroom black line, "It's so cumbersome." ”
"What's so cumbersome, let you call it like that." Du Yuanyuan fell, and he smiled for a while with his hands on his cheeks, and the pores of the little mushroom were terrifying.
After all, Xiao Du was still a little shocked when he mentioned the matter, he was really shocked by his fireball technique, before he just thought that it could produce the effect of burning the other party, but now it seems that it is not only the clothes and the body, but even the indestructible things like pig iron rocks! Because when he was cleaning the site, he unexpectedly found that many small stones were also burned into ashes.
Molten iron incinerate. This fireball technique must be carried forward. After simply cleaning up, the father and daughter climbed into bed and went to bed. The little mushroom still didn't give up, and asked a chatter, "Daddy, how are you and your own daddy?" ”
"Didn't I tell you, a quail egg?" Du Yuan turned his back impatiently.
"Daddy, you pretend to be pure." Little Mushroom pursed his lips and said disdainfully, "You know I'm asking for details. ”
"You're big in the details!" Du turned around and gave the little mushroom a hard blow, "Why are you so lewd at such a young age. Pool! ”
"Fluttershy just wants to know." The little mushroom protested, and then twisted his little face, "Don't tell me to pull it down, I'll ask my father and father later." ”
"Gotta get it, don't ask him, you won't let me live!" Du Yuanyuan felt a cool breeze on his back just thinking about it, and quickly explained, "It's nothing, just hug and kiss it." ”
"Kiss and you'll have a baby?" Little Mushroom is full of doubts.
"Ahem, what do you want?" Du Yuanyuan's face sank, "Ask about these things and do a hair!" ”
"I just want to know! Daddy, you're bad silver. Little Mushroom snorted and said that he didn't hide it, "Anyway, I'll know sooner or later, anyway, I'll be able to see Uncle Qingye sooner or later." ”
"Well, yes, then you ask him to go, I'll sit and wait to see you get killed in seconds." Du Yuanyuan teased coldly, "You think he is as good-tempered as me, and he will fly you with one foot." ”
"So fierce...... Daddy, are you serious? ”
"I've never been so serious."
Fluttershy is afraid.
"If you know you're afraid, keep your mouth shut." Du Yuanyuan pinched the little mushroom's face, "Don't ask if the child shouldn't ask." ”
"That ......"
"Then your sister!"
"If Uncle Qingye is a woman, you can have a baby."
"That's natural, but unfortunately he's not." Du Yuan's head is buzzing, Xiao Nizi is really entangled! "Your Uncle Qingye doesn't have this function, do you understand, do you understand!"
"Why not?"
"Because he's a gentleman!" Du Yuanyuan was about to collapse, "Are you a yarn ball!" ”
"Daddy, if you don't tell me, Fluttershy can't even sleep, Daddy, if you don't tell me, Fluttershy will keep asking, Daddy, ...... you"
"Stop! I'll tell you now! Du Yuan was so angry that he sat down, and the little mushroom was happy at once, and his little face was filled with the joy of seeking knowledge, and climbed up his lap, and sat there waiting with all his attention.
"Alas!" Xiao Du sighed, "Little girl, you're going to fall." Then he shook his head helplessly, it seems that if he doesn't tell her tonight, don't want to close her eyes. In order to let children better understand this profound question, Du Yuanyuan decided to use an illustrated and textual way, raised his hand to take two fallen leaves from the window lattice, and gestured in front of the little mushroom, "See these two leaves." ”
"Well, that's clear." The little mushroom's expression was also very serious.
"This, this piece of my left hand is your father and me." Du Yuan raised his head, "The one on the right hand is your Uncle Qingye." ”
"Got it!" Small mushrooms are crispy and crispy.
"Ahem......" Du Yuan cleared his throat thoughtfully, "Below, look good, the time to witness the miracle has come." As he spoke, he placed the leaf representing himself on top of another leaf, "Now you get the idea." ”
Little Mushroom blinked, then shook his head like a rattle, "No! ”
"You stupid! It's me lying on top of him! ”
"Daddy, what are you doing lying on Uncle Qingye."
…… Suddenly, there was a feeling of five thunderbolts, "Sleep!" ”
"Why do you want to run to him and sleep, is it soft?"
"My God......" Du exhaled remotely, "Well, it's soft and comfortable." ”
"Then, can Fluttershy lie on Uncle Qingye in the future?"
"As long as you dare." Du Yuanyuan laughed, with a touch of schadenfreude, "It's totally okay!" No problem. ”
The little mushroom was greatly encouraged, and nodded his little head like a chicken pecking rice, "Great! When I saw Uncle Qingye, I told him. After a pause, he was puzzled again, "Can I do something else?" ”
"What do you want to do?" This time it was Du Yuan's turn to be shocked.
"I want to touch him and kiss him, too." The little mushroom innocently said, "Uncle Qingye is beautiful and dead." ”
"Ah......" Du Yuanyuan's mouth was half open, "This, it has to be willing." ”
"He's going to love Fluttershy, and I'm going to work hard from now on." Little Mushroom said confidently, and then asked a question that made Du vomit blood remotely, "Daddy, will I have a baby?" ”
…… No, it's just crazy rhythm. "No, it won't, because you're up there."
"Huh? Oh. Little Mushroom half-understood, stuck her eyelashes, "Daddy means that if I'm down there, I'll have a baby." ”
“…… That won't either. Du Yuanyuan felt out of breath for a while, and raised his hand to block the little mushroom's mouth, "Don't ask any more!" Then he quickly lay down and turned around like the wind, "One, two, three, sleep." ”