"I'm a bit of a tricky eye, and I like to see where I shouldn't. Su Yu saw that Song Lingling was more coquettish, so she said some sultry words. After all, you can't offend these four people, otherwise, you will still suffer yourself.

Song Lingling laughed, she was really bohemian when she laughed!

Zhao Wuyan was jealous and said, "Senior sister, this kid's heart is invaded, so let's talk to him less." ”

Song Lingling nodded, biting her lip, as if she wanted to talk to Su Yu for a while, but she was embarrassed. Su Yu was the same as a human spirit, and he couldn't see it, so he smiled and said, "Senior sister, I suddenly remembered a little story, do you want to listen to it?"

"Okay, okay, I'll listen to you. ”

"I'll tell you, I heard that there is a disciple in our Longmen Phantom Mansion who went to the big city for the first time, wow, he got lost in the big city. Walking, walking, walking for a long time, but not coming out. However, he was shy and did not dare to ask for directions, so he scurried around the big city. Hey, but, people have three urgencies, walking and walking, suddenly there is a desire to urinate......"

When Song Lingling heard this, she laughed, obviously hearing some sensitive words.

After she finished laughing, Su Yu continued: "The city is so big, he doesn't know where the toilet is, what should I do?" Senior Brother Zhao, you said, I can't find the toilet, what should I do?"

When Zhao Wuyan heard this, his face turned red and said, "How do I know that I haven't gone to a big city." ”

Su Yu said: "That disciple suddenly had an idea, pretended to fall, lay next to the sewer, and booed like this. Tut-tut, oops, it's hard for him to come up with such an idea, it's still very thoughtful. Senior Brother Zhao, don't you say it? I believe that this person must not be Senior Brother Zhao, right? Listening to his tone, it was clear that this person was Zhao Wuyan. Zhao Wuyan didn't know why, he was very cooperative and covered the block, saying, "It's not me, I don't." ”

"Huh...... It's disgusting......" Song Lingling moved away from Zhao Wuyan a little longer, and cast a loving look at Su Yu.

"I didn't pee my pants, don't talk nonsense, I just got lost that time. Zhao Wuyan was about to cry.

When several people heard this, they looked at each other, and said in their hearts, how did Su Yu know about this, and he said that he had a nose and eyes. It turned out that Su Yu had been looked down upon in the past few years, so he basically stayed alone in a place where no one was. One day, when he was sad alone in a corner, he suddenly heard someone coming towards him, and he hurried to hide behind a tree.

The man did not come to him, but came to the tree and told him about his experience in the big city. It's roughly the same as what Su Yu said, but there is one thing wrong, that is, the person accidentally fell down and lay on the sewer, and as a result, there was some water on the crotch of his pants, and he was teased by others, saying that he was wetting his pants. Su Yu only changed it slightly. He said these words to the big tree because this matter was pressed in his heart, and it was really uncomfortable, so he thought that he would be more comfortable by saying it.

At that time, Su Yu was hiding behind a tree, not knowing who that person was. Saying it today is just to make Song Lingling laugh. Unexpectedly, that sad old man turned out to be Zhao Wuyan, who to reason with.

Seeing that he was in such pain, Su Yu hurriedly explained, saying, "Senior Brother Zhao, I made it up blindly, I really don't know your ......"

"Shut up......" Zhao Wuyan yelled, looking at him like that, like he wanted to eat people.

Song Lingling gave Su Yu a look, Su Yu hurriedly closed the window, and said in her heart This guy is really back, and this can just happen to be you. I didn't want to hack you, it's because your own psychological quality is not up to par, and you admit it. But thinking about it, I feel very sorry for this Senior Brother Zhao, and it hurts my self-esteem too much to be known about my ugly things inexplicably.

It was so boring to stay in the room for a while. I didn't want to practice, so I began to think about how I could go out to play, and I definitely couldn't go out through the doors and windows. Looking at the roof again, there seems to be a gap in the beams. He flew up to take a look, but he could go out. You can make up the ancient house buildings on TV, and the measurement of the house can be shuttled. It's just that during the confinement, if you go out rashly, if you get caught, this is a big sin. Besides, there are these four door gods watching outside, and they are not in the room, and they can't hide their eyes, what can they do?

I can't think of a good way for a while, and when I'm bored, hang upside down on the beam, swing for a while, and entertain myself. Suddenly, he saw his own shadow on the wall, and he had an idea.

Song Lingling comforted Zhao Wuyan for a long time before she could stabilize his mind.

Li Xiaohei and Zhou Dabiao have already made fun of Zhao Wuyan hundreds of times in their hearts, this guy who has never seen the world is really a shame for us Longmen Phantom Mansion. On the surface, he was filled with righteous indignation, accusing Su Yu of talking nonsense, that is, he was not beaten. As soon as Zhao Wuyan heard this, it really came to his heart, this kid really owed a beating, so he gave them a look, meaning to find a chance to repair him. The two nodded and whispered, "You have to find a reasonable excuse, otherwise it won't be fun to be bitten back by this kid." ”

Zhao Wuyan said: "That's necessary, wait, there will always be a chance." ”

As he was talking, he heard the sound of tables and chairs falling to the ground in the room, and the sound of windows opening. They were all on this side of the door at this time, and the window on the other side suddenly opened, and there was such a movement, and they first felt that this guy was going to escape, so they all hurried to that window. As a result, Su Yu was meditating in the house, but there was a wooden chair by the window, and the window was also open.

"Boy, you actually want to run away, you are so bold, brothers, go in and beat him. Zhao Wuyan said.

"Senior Brother Zhao, which eye did you see me running away? I meditated and panicked, threw a chair and opened the window, can't I?" Su Yu squinted at him, looking very contemptuous, and said, "I've been meditating just now, isn't my shadow shining on the window at the door, can't you see it?" As he spoke, he pointed to his own shadow.

Zhao Wuyan and the others turned their heads to see that they could really see his shadow outside, and they were all stunned, they didn't even pay attention to it just now!

Su Yu said with a little contempt: "Why, you don't know the principle of shadows, do you still have to see my deity to know that I am in the room?

Song Lingling also coaxed and said, "Yes, the three of you will mess around, I kept watching it just now, Xiaoyu's shadow is meditating." It's scary to be uneducated, don't be embarrassed here, let's go. ”

Zhao Wuyan shouted: "Who doesn't understand, if there is light, you can become a shadow, we all saw your shadow just now." ”

Su Yu laughed in his heart, if you really see my shadow, you won't believe that I have been meditating. He said, "Oh, when I meditate and practice, I don't like others to disturb me the most, so I think I still lock the doors and windows." ”

The four of us wish you locked yourself in the house, and we would be relieved.

Su Yu closed the window, really locked the doors and windows from the inside, and then sat there and continued to meditate. The four of them looked at his shadow and wondered, how did this guy do it, he suddenly became honest, unscientific!