On July 15, 1996, the children on the street were playing happily as usual. Adults are busy, busy burning paper offerings to their deceased relatives.

But there is a family that is busy celebrating the birth of a newborn.

As soon as the child was born, the whole family was overjoyed, because it was a boy, and neighbors, relatives and friends came to the house to congratulate them.

Those who send eggs send eggs, those who send red envelopes send red envelopes, and everyone is immersed in the joy of the birth of a newborn.

But everyone forgets that today is July 15th, which is often referred to as Halloween, and as the old saying goes, people born on Halloween on July 15 will have bad luck in this life.

At seven o'clock in the evening, my father took my mother out of the hospital and returned home, and after eating, the whole family sat together and discussed what name to give the child, but they couldn't make up their minds, and they were not satisfied with several names.

Uncle Zhang, who is next door to our house, gave me a very brainless name - Liu Jinhu.

At that time, my mother and my grandmother voted against it and disagreed, and my father said with great interest: "My name is Liu Zhifu, and my son will follow me!" It's called Liu Fu, what do you think? ”

As a result, my mother disagreed, only to see her roll her eyes, and said angrily: "You are an old immortal, and you are still blessed, your name is Liu Zhifu, and you take the meaning of 'making a fortune', but if you look at our family, the poor will not be able to open the pot, if this child is really called Liu Fu, then he will not fall blood mold when he grows up?" ”

As a result, the whole family burst into laughter when they heard this, and their parents, grandparents, and grandparents all put forward different opinions.

Some say what is it called, Liu Dalong, Liu Xiaolong, Liu Yang, Liu Jinniu...... Stay here and that.

Your uncle, can't you give your buddy a more foreign name? How is it that other than animals are animals?

In the end, it was my mother who waved her hand and clapped the board and said: "Don't argue, the child's name is Liu Yiming, which means 'blockbuster', whether you agree or not, it's called this name anyway." ”

As soon as my mother's temper came up, let alone my father, even if my grandfather came, she had to be obedient, this is not to say that my mother is not filial, the problem is that she is so stubborn when she has a small temper.

As a result, there was nothing wrong with it, and the buddy's name was given like this.

……

Fifteen years have passed, I am fifteen years old, I am a second-year junior high school student, and my academic performance has always been very stable, between the first and the second from the bottom!

If you ask me why my academic performance is so poor, then my buddy can only tell you that studying for me is simply a little ruffian listening to the Buddha chanting sutras, and he can't understand it at all.

In fact, it's not that I don't understand, but I don't want to learn at all, I feel bored, it's not just that thing, what is a blockbuster? A sea of people...... The sea and the sky...... Unprecedented or something.

It's not fun to think about, but for me, the most interesting thing about being at school is hanging out with a few male classmates at school.

Of course, this is secondary, and the only thing that makes me feel the most interesting at school is the constant teasing of our class president.

Dude,I just like him.,Keep writing love letters.,Confessions and the like.,Of course,Of course,Of course, our squad leader doesn't look down on me.,Even the birds don't even bird me.,As a result,Suddenly one day,There's a fat boy named Tian Yu and I said,"Hey""I said,"You let me,Investigate that matter.,I've found out.,There seems to be a light rain this afternoon.,Meng Mei doesn't seem to bring an umbrella.,Don't be in a hurry to leave in the afternoon, I'll create an opportunity for you.。

You wait for him at the gate of the school, send her home, you two don't just, when the buddy received the news, he almost jumped up with joy, I said in my heart that this big class leader, I didn't bring an umbrella, this is really God help me, I hurriedly said to Tian Yu buddy is about to take a lunch break, I will go home to get an umbrella. ...

I won't tell you about it yet, but I hurriedly got on my pedal and rushed home like crazy, only to be halfway there. ...

Guess what, the bicycle fell off the chain, your uncle's 18th generation buddy, why is it so unlucky, I want to make a girl, go home and get an umbrella, how did the chain fall off, I can't help it, I ran back from here, and I used 28 points. ...

Tired like a dead dog, sweating profusely, I ran to the house and opened the door, and my mother asked me.

Son, how did you come back today, it's so early, it's only 10:50. ...

It's nearly 40 minutes before you get out of school at noon, why are you back, and you, why are you tired like this bear, bicycle?

As a result, I gasped and said to my mom "...

I came back to get an umbrella, I heard that it was raining in the afternoon, and I rode until the chain fell off in the middle of the ride, and I got my mother, I didn't tell you, I had to go back to class, so I left first. ...

As a result, I took my umbrella and rushed out, only to hear my mother shouting in the back,.....

Ah; Why are you going to go after eating, you bear child, you run so fast, you have been unlucky since you were a child, don't fall into the ditch.

, Hearing my mother say this, I didn't get angry, I said in my heart, is this my own mother? ....

I just walked two steps, and I could fall into the ditch, but I just thought of this, I didn't see the side of the road, and sure enough, there was a mud ditch, plop on, needless to say, I fell, your uncle, why am I so unlucky. ...

I just wanted to be a girl, and I rode a bike, but the chain fell off, and I ran two steps and fell into a mud ditch. ...

As a result, I crawled out of the ditch with a stomach full of gas, and fell like a mud monkey covered in mud. ...

Still, let's go home first, wash up, change clothes, and then talk about it, but I drooped my head and hung my head, like a child who has done something wrong, step by step, and when I got home, my mother began to count me down.

You bear child, I said don't run so fast, you see it's not, fall into the ditch, look at this clothes, it's so dirty, I have to wash you, and when your father comes back, if you don't obey, I'll let him beat you to death.

As a result, I smiled, very naughty, and very cute, and said to my mother,

Okay, mom wait for my dad to come back and let him beat me up.

My mother sighed when she saw me like this and said.......

Okay, don't be poor, go wash your face, change your clothes, eat and go back to school, or you should be late again, and see that you are dead, just like your father.

As a result, I had to run into the bathroom, wash the sludge off my body, and have a meal

Before I hurried to school, I suddenly thought that the bicycle was still in the ditch at the entrance of the snack bar.

Mom, my bicycle was lost at the snack department not far from our house, wait a minute; You go pick it up, I'll go to school.