"Lao Tzu never dreamed that he would be beaten down by his own people's missiles! Dog's day, which grandson actually aimed so accurately! A few years later, Haoyi, who became the leader of all mankind, said in his memoirs.

In the temporary field hospital of the 64th Army of the Federation, Hao Yi, wearing a hospital gown numbered "9527", with a bandage on his head and one arm still hanging, was dancing with his eyebrows fluttering and spitting to tell a group of wounded people around him about his single-handedly hijacking of the rebel medical transport plane. Of course, Haoyi, who was born with a little desire to perform, inevitably added fuel to his hijacking story, and heard a group of wounded people exclaim again and again, full of admiration.

At that time, the rebel named Eden had already understood, and after falling for Young Master Ben, he was angry and wanted to rush over to grab the gun. That guy is five big and three thick, tiger-backed and bear-waisted, one can top the two of you, and he is wearing heavy armor, and he runs with a loud bang, and even the cabin floor is faintly trembling! Hao Yi said that he jumped to the hospital bed, and said with his hands dancing: "But Young Master Ben is not an idle person, in order not to alarm the other rebel marines on the plane, Young Master Ben decided to perform his ancestral stunt and subdue this brute bull!" said that it was too late, and when it was too late, Young Master Ben saw the opportunity, and in a flash, he deceived to the side of Eden, and raised his foot to sweep the hall, kicking the flaw in the lower plate. Then he heard a loud "boom", and the wild bull fell heavily on the floor, and fell straight to the ground, with a blue nose and swollen face. Young Master Ben took advantage of the situation and stepped on the back of the guy, and the nail gun in his hand was pressed against the back of his head, and he shouted violently......"

"Wounded No. 9527, get the old lady out of bed!" Just as Hao Yi was gesturing with his hands and feet to compare the "wonderful hijacking story", a sharp and angry female voice suddenly came from the door of the ward, a female medical soldier wearing a white nurse's uniform, graceful and beautiful appearance, with her left hand crossed her waist, and her right hand Qianqian pointed at Hao Yi who was bouncing on the hospital bed a little away.

Hearing the scolding of the medical female soldier, the wounded who had been tightly surrounding Haoyi, pouting and listening to Haoyi's "storytelling", buzzed and fled back to their respective beds. And Haoyi, who was on the rise, seemed to have been immobilized, maintaining an independent posture of dancing golden roosters, and was instantly petrified on the hospital bed. After seeing the figure of the medical female soldier at the door for a few tenths of a second, Hao Yi screamed, trying to learn the skills of the transformers in the movie, deformed in the air, and lay on the hospital bed. No, although he managed to lie down, he touched his injured left arm in a hurry, and Haoyi, who was in pain, screamed again.

The female medical soldier at the door was amused by Haoyi's embarrassed appearance, and couldn't help but burst out laughing. As if realizing that she couldn't smile at this time, the female soldier's face immediately changed, and she changed back to the angry face of Shicai, pretending to be angry with her eyebrows, and went straight to the head of Hao Yi's bed, who was holding her arms and moaning and wailing, crossed her waist and began to teach Hao Yi a lesson.

"9527, how many times has my mother told you that there is no noise in the ward, let alone crowds... Gather the crowd to make an uproar! The female soldier wanted to say that she was gathering a crowd to make trouble, but after thinking about it, Haoyi didn't make trouble, so she had to temporarily change a bad word, and then scolded: "But you bastard actually took the old lady's words as the wind in your ears, do you have to throw the old lady out of the hospital before you are willing to stop?" ”

"Oh, Sister Nurse, will you listen to me. It's not that, that, I want to liven up the atmosphere when I see that the brothers are bored and in a bad mood! Haoyi stopped wailing, his eyes rolled and he hurriedly defended: "What, doesn't it mean that low emotions are not conducive to recovering from the injuries of the wounded?" Am I not thinking about my brothers, too? What, this is also to alleviate the ...... of your medical staff" As he spoke, Hao Yi pretended to be pitiful and innocent, staring at the beautiful female soldier.

"Don't talk nonsense to my mother!" The female soldier seemed to have heard too much of Haoyi's quibbles, and interrupted impatiently: "Next time, let the old lady see you making trouble here, be careful that the old lady lets the military police throw you out directly!" ”

"Yes, yes, don't dare, sister nurse!" Haoyi agreed with black lines on his head.

"Humph!" The female soldier's delicate little nose wrinkled, snorted, and then turned her head proudly and went out.

"Hey, sister nurse, haven't asked for Fang's name yet?" Looking at the female soldier's graceful figure and plump and writhing buttocks, Haoyi couldn't help but ask loudly with a gleam in his eyes and drooling.

"Brother, her name is Catherine, and she is said to be the most beautiful female medical soldier in this field hospital!" On the hospital bed next to Haoyi, a wounded man also stared at the back of the female soldier with bright eyes.

"Uh, thank you brother!" Haoyi didn't expect that someone would find out the name of this beautiful medical soldier before him, so he answered casually and found it boring, and lay on the bed on all fours, staring at the ceiling in a daze boredly. But before they could lie down, the wounded soldiers who had been addicted to listening to it quietly gathered around again, instigating Haoyi to continue to tell them wonderful stories about the hijacking.

"Damn, I don't want to be carried out of the hospital by the gendarmes!" However, for some reason, Hao Yi suddenly felt irritable in his heart at this time, impatiently pushed away the gossiping wounded soldiers, got out of bed and tiptoed out.

"Haoyi, be careful not to get caught again!" Seeing that Haoyi was about to slip out of the ward again, the wounded soldiers kindly reminded him.

"Ah!" Hao Yi waved his hand and looked at the movement in the corridor outside the door. He was going to the intensive care ward to visit Hu Erpang and Zhao Jiakun.

After Hao Yi and the three of them successfully hijacked the rebel medical transport plane, because they did not identify themselves to the federal army in advance, the transport plane, which did not have the logo and identification signal of the federal army, was severely beaten by the ground forces of the federal army as an enemy plane. Fortunately, the medical transport plane was thick and sturdy, and after receiving a few ground-to-air missiles, the two rebel beautiful pilots struggled to pilot the plane to make a forced landing.

During the tragic forced landing, a violent explosion occurred in the body of the transport plane because the lower compartment of the transport plane carried a large amount of high-energy ammunition. The two pilots, who were only wearing light individual armor, and the rebel marines who had taken off their heavy armor were all killed, and Hao Yi and the three survived because they happened to be wearing extremely protective marine armor at the time. It's just that the three of them were injured to varying degrees, because Hu Erpang and Zhao Jiakun had already been injured before, so the injuries were far more serious than Haoyi. Later, the three were almost killed by the pursuing Union ground forces as rebel marines.

Fortunately, the three Haoyi were still wearing federal army uniforms at the time, and after their identities were clarified, they were sent to the field hospital in the rear for treatment.

"Haoyi, where's your fucking cat? Get out of here! Just as Hao Yi was tiptoeing towards the intensive ward, suddenly there was a loud shout behind him, which scared Hao Yi for a while.

"Lieutenant Meehan?" Hao Yi was stunned for a moment, and then heard that this rough voice came from the mouth of the detachment leader, Lieutenant Mihan. Looking back, Hao Yi saw a figure at the end of the passage rushing out of the corridor, and actually broke into one ward after another, yelling and scolding.

"Lieutenant Meehan, I'm here!" Recognizing that the figure was indeed Mi Han, Hao Yi forgot that he had sneaked out of the ward, and waved loudly.

"Haoyi?" Mi Han, who had just flashed out of a ward, heard the voice, looked at Hao Yi in a hospital gown from a distance, and then screamed excitedly, and rushed to Hao Yi at a speed of 100 meters, and slapped Hao Yi in the shoulder with a smile and scolded: "Damn, you kid is hiding here!" It hurt Lao Tzu so much that he almost turned over this hospital! ”

"Uh, sir, how did you find this?" Although his shoulder was a little painful from Mi Han's inadvertent punch, Hao Yi was still happy to see his direct superior again, and asked with a smile.

Mi Han was about to speak back, when a familiar female voice from Haoyi sounded at the right time: "9527, do you have to ask my mother to throw you out of the hospital?" ”

"Ahh Oh no, run Mihan! As if hearing a terrible air raid siren, Haoyi screamed miserably, and didn't even dare to turn his head back, so he "didn't pay attention to righteousness" and left Mi Han, who was still in a state of confusion, and rushed back to his ward like a wild dog that had taken off the reins.

"You still dare to run! Let's see how the old lady cleans you up! Mihan only felt that a flower in front of him appeared, and a graceful and slender white figure swept by with a gust of fragrant wind, and went straight to Haoyi.

"Uh......" Mihan froze in place with black lines on his head.

About ten minutes later, at the gate of the field hospital, Mi Hanyu patted Haoyi's shoulder seriously and comforted: "Good brother, you can continue to recuperate here with humiliation and burden!" When you're healed, I'll be sure to pick you up myself. ”

"Woo, sir, you better pick me up now!" Haoyi pleaded with a handful of snot and tears. At this time, his two ears turned red, as if he had been inhumanly destroyed by a certain female Qianqianyu's hand, coupled with the honor of his head wrapped in bandages and hanging guards, it was quite pitiful.

"Don't worry, Haoyi! There is a shortage of manpower in the division now, and the fighting has been fierce recently, I believe I will be able to pick you up soon! Hao Yi's miserable situation, Mi Han was also a little unbearable, and whispered in Hao Yi's ear: "Tell you a military secret, you kid must not leak it to Lao Tzu!" The group army will soon have another major operation, and our division may have to serve as the main force, and the division commander will definitely let our maintenance detachment follow the main force up at that time! Wait, your immortal Haoyi with nine lives is indispensable! ”

"Ahh Another battle? Wow, that's great, let's go beat up those shitty rebels again! After listening to the secret that Mihan said, the depression on Haoyi's face was swept away, and he shouted excitedly.

"Damn, you keep a low profile!" Mihan scolded with a black line on his face, shook his head helplessly, and scolded: "You shit, are you a natural war maniac?" ”

"Hey, low-key!" Haoyi hurriedly rubbed his hands and said with a smile: "Then sir, don't forget about us!" ”

"I can't forget it!" Mihan threw down three words, then turned and jumped on an armored locomotive next to him and drove away.