Chapter 207: Gods and Ghosts Are Afraid of the Wicked!

Luo Xiaoer was very happy about his cleverness. Be brave and look out of the small hole, mother! Those monsters went into the melon field and came with the big pumpkin.

Come on, the big pumpkin has thick skin, and you can't bite through it, and it doesn't taste good when you eat it, so you leave.

Luo Xiaoer was thinking beautifully, and only listened to the sound of an urn and the urn said: "That's it, it is nourished by the aura of heaven and earth, it is not only big, but also very delicious, and eating it can improve your skills." Disciples, carry it away, let's have a good meal! ”

As soon as the sound of the urn stopped, the big pumpkin moved, and Luo Xiaoer felt like he was sitting in a sedan chair.

Luo Xiaoer regretted this, and regretted all his intestines: This is good, let the monsters carry away with people and melons!

It's not okay to run at the moment, and as soon as you show up, you have to be caught by the monster. I have no choice but to obey the arrangement of fate: let you die in the third watch, and you can't wait for the dawn!

Cough! Sadly, the big pumpkin I grew has become my own burial place!

Luo Xiaoer thought about this sadly, thought about that, and thought of his young and beautiful wife. There is nothing left in the family, and if she dies, she must not be able to stay in this house, and she doesn't know what the next person will do to her?

Thinking about it in my heart, I couldn't help crying.

"King, there is a voice in the melon." A shrill voice said.

"This melon has spirituality, so it's to blame us for picking it." It was still the voice of the urn that said: "This way, let's cook it when we go back, and when it is cooked, it won't hurt." Then cut and eat it piece by piece. ”

Yes! Isn't that going to be cooked alive with me?

Luo Xiaoer was so frightened that he didn't dare to cry anymore. After calming down and thinking about it, it is better to stay still inside, and wait for an opportunity to escape after they have left the pumpkin down, and maybe save their lives.

Thinking so, he sat motionless inside, letting the demons and monsters carry him and walk.

Staggered away, and suddenly felt that the big pumpkin was not moving.

Luo Xiaoer looked out through the small hole and saw a statue of a clay fetus god, and when he looked up, he found that there was a roof - it turned out that he had come to a small temple.

In order to see the outside clearly, Luo Xiaoer quietly dug a few button-sized holes elsewhere, and wherever there was a sound, he looked at it.

"Lord, didn't you say that it was cooked and eaten? Let's ask the little gong for some chopping wood, hurry up and cook it! A youkai with a wolf's head said.

A man with a tiger's head said, "That's not good, if you can use it less, you can use it less." What should I do if I use it too much and it breaks? There was firewood in the woods outside, so everyone gathered some and cooked it with firewood. "Its voice is so loud that it seems that he is the king.

The monsters rumbled to collect firewood, and only the human tiger head was left in the small temple - that is, the "king".

After a while, no monster returned, and the "king" said to himself, "Pick up firewood, why haven't you come back for so long?" As he spoke, he walked to the temple gate and watched.

Luo Xiaoer saw that there were no monsters around the pumpkin, and thought: "If you don't run away at this time, when will you stay!" "But there is a tiger head guarding the entrance of the temple, and I can't get out. He took his broadsword, crawled out of the pumpkin, and quietly hid behind the clay-born idol.

As soon as it was hidden, a monster came in with a dry branch, and then it was continuous in and out, and Luo Xiaoer wanted to escape, but there was no door.

Luo Xiaoer had no choice but to be patient, watching the monsters set fire to the pumpkin.

After burning for a while, the pumpkin was cooked, and the human fox said with a head: "How can we eat such a good melon?" ”

The head of the human monkey said: "This time, we have to bring our treasure weapon, ask for a steamed bun, and eat it." ”

Human body: lion's head, wolf's head, fox's head...... All said yes. The tiger head also agreed. The monkey head ran out of the door and got it.

After only a dozen breaths, the human monkey head came in with a small gong and struck it, saying, "Gong!" Gong! Steamed buns are coming! Steamed buns come on."

In the blink of an eye, there were a large number of snow-white steamed buns underground. The tiger head hurriedly said: "Enough, enough, greed will not work." ”

So, the pumpkin was broken, and the monsters took it one by one, and ate it with the steamed buns.

The human monkey head put the small gong aside for the convenience of eating.

Luo Xiaoer could see clearly behind the statue of the clay fetus god and heard it clearly. I thought to myself: they are full of food and drink, don't stay in the temple anymore. In that case, you have to be discovered.

It's better to rush out while they are bent on grabbing the pumpkin, and maybe escape with their lives. It would be nice to take their precious little gong with them.

But how can I escape from the hands of monsters?

I suddenly remembered what the storyteller had said: Gods and ghosts are afraid of the wicked! Then dress yourself up as a villain, scare and scare them, and maybe you can get out.

How to dress up became a problem again, because there was only a clay statue in front of him, and nothing else.

is also in a hurry, Luo Xiaoer collected the tidal soil under the statue of the mud fetus, sprinkled a soak of urine, and turned into urine mud, and wiped his head, face, and body side by side. Then he jumped out from behind the statue of the clay fetus, raised the big knife, and slashed indiscriminately.

The youkai have seen countless clay statues, but they have never seen them alive, and they can also wield large knives to kill. This is no small surprise. And because he didn't bring a weapon in order to grab the melon, he was afraid of hurting himself, so he fled out together.

Luo Xiaoer saw that the monster was afraid of him, and his courage suddenly increased. Bent down and picked up the small gong, went out of the temple gate, and ran home.

Luo Xiaoer arrived home in the middle of the afternoon, and when he entered the door, he saw his wife sitting on the doorstep crying, and asked, "What are you crying in broad daylight?" ”

The wife said, "Where have you been?" ”

Luo Xiaoer didn't want to frighten his wife as soon as he entered the door, so he lied and said, "I didn't go anywhere, I was in the melon field." ”

His wife gave him a blank look: "Nonsense! Last night it was windy and rainy, and I was worried that the shack would leak rain, so I went to see you in the melon field early in the morning.

As a result, the shack collapsed, the man and the big pumpkin were gone, and the melon field was trampled in a mess, and the hoof prints of wild animals were everywhere. I call the heavens and the earth to be unspiritual, and you say, Can I not cry? ”

The corners of Luo Xiaoer's mouth trembled, knowing that he couldn't hide it, and said, "Cough, don't mention it, last night, I called the demons and monsters to carry them away......"

Luo Xiaoer told his daughter-in-law about his experience last night and how he ran out.

"Ahh So that's it! May I smell your urine? The daughter-in-law said, "Go up and smell it."

Luo Xiaoer pushed her away: "I'm afraid that you will be embarrassed, when I entered the village, I took a bath in the Lulu River, and it was already tasteless!" ”

The daughter-in-law smiled: "I don't like it." Thanks to that mud, if it weren't for it, I would really be called the heavens and the earth. ”

Luo Xiaoer said with a smile: "This time, you have become called Tiantianying, called the earth and earth spirit, you see, I brought their treasures home!" As he spoke, he took out the small gong from his bosom and handed it to his daughter-in-law.

The daughter-in-law looked left and right, but she couldn't see any mystery: "Isn't it just a small gong, what's rare?" ”

Luo Xiaoer asked the little gong back in his hand again, and glanced at his daughter-in-law: "What do you say, I'll ask for it!" ”

The daughter-in-law thought: Making dumplings is the most troublesome, and it is a noodle and a filling, so it is difficult for him to ask for this: "I want to eat dumplings, do you want them to come out?" ”

"You wait." Luo Xiaoer came to the stove, knocked on the small gong three times, and read in his mouth: "Gong, gong, dumplings come quickly, dumplings come quickly!" In the blink of an eye, a pot of steaming dumplings was presented in front of them.

Only then did the daughter-in-law believe it, happily put it in a bowl, brought it to the table, and the two of them ate to their heart's content.

The melon seedlings in the field were spoiled by the monsters, and the couple pulled out the seedlings and planted radishes and carrots for the winter to chew.

Luo Xiaoer knew that although the little gong was a treasure, it would break if it was used too much, so he didn't use it often. Only when I am tired, or when I am thirsty, I ask for a meal from the little gong.

Let's talk about Boss Luo:

Boss Luo eats, drinks and has fun all day long, and after the crops are seeded, he has not taken care of it.

The grass in the field is taller than the seedlings, and the grass is seen but not the seedlings. Luo Xiaoer really couldn't stand it anymore, and persuaded Boss Luo: "Brother, go and hoe the ground, the seedlings can't grow when they are buried in the grass." ”

Although Boss Luo was not happy, he still went. When I got to the field, I saw that the field was full of grass, and there was no way to hoe. He sat under the big willow tree on the ground, and recited "the grass is dead and the seedlings are alive", and he came back with the hoe without a hoe.

In the autumn, when everyone else harvested the crops, he also went to harvest them. I looked at the field, and there were a few crops in the dead grass, the leaves were dry and yellow, the stalks were as thin as a root, and the ears were shriveled, and there was not even a grain of grain.

At this time, the food that was divided into families was eaten up, and the things that could be sold were sold, and the families were basically tossed up.

Luo Xiaoer also heard about the big pumpkin, and secretly went to see it several times. After disappearing, he thought that Luo Xiaoer must have gotten to the city and sold it for a good price.

went to his brother's house with a shy face, thinking: I'll eat a meal when I catch up; If you can't catch up, just sit at his house and don't leave, you can't go a day without eating!

Luo Xiaoer was real, and when he saw Boss Luo sitting at home and not leaving, he said, "Brother, it's noon, you can eat here." You wait, I'll do it for you. ”

On this day, Luo Xiaoer's daughter-in-law returned to her parents' house, Luo Xiaoer didn't know what to do for a while, so she simply took out a small gong, knocked it three times, and asked for a pot of noodles and a bowl of fried sauce.

"Brother, let's eat fried noodles at noon today." Luo Xiaoer served two large bowls, one bowl for his brother and one bowl for himself.

Boss Luo wondered this time: I didn't see Xiao Er and the noodles rolling, and I didn't see the fire, how did the noodles and fried sauce come from?

In order to find out the truth, he pretended to be angry, slapped the table, and yelled: "Xiao Er, I didn't say that I had to eat at your place, why do you want to kill me?" ”