Seven days later, the Haizhou Military Recruitment Department Medical Examination Center.

The room is as large as a classroom, and the warm sunlight shines through the spacious floor-to-ceiling windows, reflecting on the thin curtains, showing a golden light.

The young lieutenant officer stood in the middle of the room with a playful expression on his face, and with a glance, everyone had the illusion that he was looking at me just now.

"Take it off, naked." The curtain behind the officer blocked the peeping eyes from the window, and two military doctors, a man and a woman in white coats, stood on either side, staring at each other without saying a word.

"Huh?" More than a dozen little boys suddenly blew up, you look at me, I look at you, all of them were stunned and at a loss, Ye Fei, who had just grown a little hair, grinned in the crowd, this is too direct for his grandmother, right?

Ye Fei felt that he was unlucky, and the first examination was the legendary surgery that required stripping naked!

Although I have heard that there is such a thing, but when it comes to the end, I still can't get over the psychological barrier. turned his head to look for Bai Ye, but there were only unfamiliar faces around him, and he couldn't help but feel a little helpless and hesitant in his heart.

A pair of difficult brothers never thought that Bai Yupeng actually locked up the two of them for a week, and as soon as he showed up, he personally drove the two unlucky children to the physical examination center, and those fox friends don't need to be mentioned, no one can go out on time, no one can stare at the detention center every day, right?

"Take it off, what are you waiting for?" The officer chuckled, "What, I'm sorry?" Do you need to blush like a little girl? ”

After speaking, he glanced at the female military doctor quite meaningfully, and his eyes suddenly had a little ambiguity.

There was an uneasy commotion in the group, and some of the stunned young men who had just grown up forced their composure, some were blushing, and some were at a loss, but none of them took the initiative to take off their clothes, and all the eyes of the last one were focused on the only female doctor at the same time.

Ye Fei's heart was cold, he finally knew Secretary Liu's sinister intentions, and he wanted to break his body into pieces.

The corners of the female doctor's mouth twitched continuously, and she gritted her teeth and popped out a few words from between her teeth: "Look at what I'm doing, the old lady and son are older than you, and the men I've seen are not ten thousand but eight thousand, what are you little insects talking about?" Take it off quickly, don't waste time. ”

Everyone broke out in a cold sweat when he said this, it's too tough, whose tigress is this?

The corner of the male military doctor's mouth twitched, and it took a lot of effort to hold back a laugh.

A woman's age is a secret, in this era, it is definitely not new for an eighty-year-old grandmother and a twenty-year-old granddaughter to look like sisters, and young people must repeatedly investigate when choosing a mate, so as not to accidentally find a grandfather or grandmother-level spouse.

In fact, this female military doctor Lu Yan has just graduated, and she doesn't even have a boyfriend, so how can she get out of her son? At most, she was a few years older than these young people, and she was just angry when she said this, not wanting to reveal her actual age and save these little rabbits from making trouble.

Just now, there was a little guy with poor self-control, and he was shamefully hard in front of everyone.

However, it is true that she studies medicine because her profession requires "being well-informed", from skin to bone, from the inside to the outside, she has a clear grasp of every inch of structure.

If you don't get desensitized, how can you do this job as a doctor?

I don't know who was the first to make a move, and with the first one to take the lead, the others didn't seem to be so embarrassed, but when it came to the last of the most, everyone invariably retained the last line of defense.

The officer glared angrily at the young men who had relined the line: "Can't you understand me?" Take your pants off! ”

At this point, are there any options? Everyone hesitated for a moment, and there were more than a dozen hands between their legs in the back room, trying their best to hide the bare chickens who kept the most private in the back.

At another time and place, at least half of the people don't mind having some intimate relationships that span friendship with the "overage military doctor aunt", no matter how old they are, at least they look young and beautiful on the surface - I guess the aunt herself won't mind either.

The officer smiled evilly: "Still holding it." ”

The male military doctor stood up and swept his gaze: "Stand up, stretch your arms forward, bend your arms ......" It's good, I can't cover it if I want to, anyway, it's not a person who is ugly, everyone let go of their hands together, and under the command of the male doctor, they are doing various simple activities such as raising their legs and stretching their arms, and their faces are ugly, comparable to pig liver.

The officer was secretly amused, half of the team was trying to look like a decent gentleman without squinting, and the other half was secretly glancing at Lu Yan intentionally or unintentionally.

However, because there are many people, even people who have experience in men and women will not make a fool of themselves in front of everyone. For the same reason, under the intervention of the herd mentality, it didn't take long for the young lads to feel less embarrassed.

Among all of them, Ye Fei is the most embarrassing and embarrassed one - the hair under him has only grown a little, and he is a bare egg like his head, can he not attract attention? Even the female military doctor gave him a second look.

Ye Fei couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into.

People are so strange, when they were young, there was nothing and no one felt wrong, and when they began to develop in their teens, they all felt embarrassed, and now everyone has a lush forest, and he himself is a desert, and the taste makes him indescribable.

The male military doctor quietly leaned into the ear of the middle-level officer and lowered his voice: "Hey, this kid is not a duck, is he?" ”

The middle level frowned: "There is this possibility." After that, his eyes were aimed at Ye Fei, "You, come here!" ”

Ye Fei looked left and right, but found that all the people were looking at him, his eyes widened and pointed to his nose and asked, "Me?" ”

"Yes, it's you, but what are you looking at!" The lieutenant beckoned to Ye Fei.

Ye Fei was churning in his heart, rubbing his bare feet in front of the lieutenant officer, and stood there honestly without saying a word.

"What's going on?" The lieutenant asked, pointing to Ye Fei's "desert".

Everyone immediately burst into laughter, so angry that Ye Fei was like a boiled crab, and threatened viciously: "Who dares to laugh again, Lao Tzu won't even know him anymore!" ”

"Shut your mouth for me!" The lieutenant's majestic gaze swept across the audience, "This is not your own home, be honest with me." And you, talking, what's going on. ”

Ye Fei wanted to tell the truth, but he came out to rely on face, letting people know that he offended someone and was shaved, where did he put his face? Will you be able to hold your head up in the future? Being a man with his tail between his legs?

The lieutenant's expression became more and more severe, and when he saw that he was about to explode, Ye Fei had a wit and pretended to be embarrassed: "This, I had a rash a while ago, and I shaved it off for the smear." ”

The lieutenant glanced at the male military doctor and whispered, "Is it possible?" ”

The male military doctor nodded: "There is such a possibility." ”

The lieutenant turned around and nodded at Ye Fei: "It's okay, go back." ”

Ye Fei returned to the team with a crooked face, and his heart breathed a sigh of relief.

The naked people measured their height, measured their height and weight, and soaked the scales one after another like fat pigs slaughtered, and then the male military doctor suddenly ordered: "Everyone turn back, bend down, and put their hands on the ground...... Legs straight! ”

Everyone habitually obeyed the officer's command, until there was a high pouting ass in the room, and it was still in the purest chrysanthemum pose.

The military doctor was obviously not so evil, and began to check if anyone had hemorrhoids according to the standard procedure, and Ye Fei was immediately relieved when he saw the female doctor's calf walking behind him.

The process of the examination is not only to see, but to see more clearly, the military doctor also has to separate the buttocks with a hand wearing medical gloves......

Let a male doctor of the same sex check it, Ye Fei will always have some inappropriate broken back associations out of thin air in his mind, although the female doctor's examination is embarrassing, even if he knows that he is an aunt, there is not much psychological rejection.

Ye Fei's fellow sufferer has a cute baby face, but now his expression is bitter, his eyebrows and eyes are almost squeezed together, as painful as he is, the two of them met their eyes, and suddenly felt a little sympathy.

"Alright, stand up." It seemed that it had been 10,000 years to look forward to this sentence, and everyone was relieved, but the corner of the male doctor's mouth twitched, "Stand facing me, legs apart, arms stretched out......"

Except for the public bathroom, I have never seen so many little brothers appear in groups, and the two military doctors are very professional and carefully examined from head to toe, even the slightest blurry scar and black mole must be touched, and then the location is recorded clearly.

Just touch it on the body, but after the worst, you have to pinch the eggs, and you almost have to take a magnifying glass to see through.

It's good to die, this time Ye Fei is facing Lu Yan, he is so big, except for his mother, how can the little brother ever see the light in front of other women?

Ye Fei didn't know how to react at all, so he simply closed his eyes and was out of sight and out of mind, gritted his teeth and thought he was a piece of wood, why should he go......

However, the sense of sight was lost, the sense of smell and touch were magnified N times, and the faint fragrance lingered on the end of the nose, and Ye Fei almost made a fool of himself on the spot.

Even if this woman is an aunt, she is also a woman! At this moment, he had already thrown out the 108,000 miles of the previously set countermeasures.

X's which brain-dead woman arranged for a woman to have a surgical examination?

Lu Yan, who was in an extremely bad mood, happened to see Ye Fei's martyr-like expression, and suddenly became so angry that her hand strength involuntarily increased a little, so painful that Ye Fei screamed "wow" and jumped away, covering her little brother and rubbing it, she glared at Lu Yan in annoyance: "What are you doing!" Ouch, it hurts me to death, Lao Tzu cut off his children and grandchildren, can you be responsible! "If his gaze could turn into a sharp arrow, Lu Yan at this time would probably have been riddled with holes.

Lu Yan's face was flushed, and she was cut off from her children and grandchildren to make her responsible? What kind of is this?

Everyone's eyes were focused on the female military doctor, and the expressions on the faces of all the people she checked seemed to be the aftermath of the catastrophe, and what she was about to check was a tragic and heroic pair of swords and fires about to jump into the fire pit, all of them were comparable to death squads.

The male military doctor's eyebrows furrowed, and when he saw this, he immediately asked, "Lu Yan, what's the matter with you?" "His voice is well controlled so that everyone in the room can hear it clearly without leaking into the hallway outside.

Lu Yan ignored him at all, looked at Ye Fei in wonder and then looked at his hand, and had an inexplicable doubt: The key point of a man is relatively fragile, but it won't be weak to this extent, right? As for such an exaggeration?

Her phoenix eyes were furious, and her eyebrows were upside down, and she glanced at the most sluggish thing for a week and then fell on Ye Fei: "What are you running, I don't have much strength to figure it out, come here, don't delay the time, if you have a problem, go to the hospital for a check-up." No one dared to look at her murderous gaze, even Ye Fei, the person concerned, was stunned by her, and an idea popped up in his mind involuntarily: Is there something wrong with me?

When it comes to lifelong sexual happiness and future generations, Ye Fei's brain suddenly sweated, and the Ye family was left with his only seedling, how dare he care? Hurriedly stood back like a cat, nodded and gritted his teeth and let Lu Yan rub the round and flatten, and asked quietly: "Doctor, I'm fine, right?" "That expression is as respectful as it is, and as dog-legged as it is as dog-legged...... Isn't it just for a woman to touch twice, what's the big deal?

Lu Yan was secretly complacent about her wit, frowned and pretended to examine it again, and finally spit out two words in Ye Fei's uneasy anticipation: "It's okay." ”

Ye Fei's little liver in his throat fell back into his stomach all of a sudden, and he thanked him gratefully, causing the room full of people to look at him like monkeys, and finally the officer in charge of supervision couldn't stand it and stopped it, so as to end this episode.

Fortunately, everything went smoothly next, and when Ye Fei walked out of the surgical examination room, Bai Ye happened to come out of the ENT department next door, and squeezed his eyebrows at him: "I don't have any problems here, how are you?" ”

Ye Fei smiled bitterly and shook his head: "I mentioned it, I was almost scared to death." He briefly told the matter, and Bai Ye's eyes almost didn't fall out, "You kid, take advantage of it." ”

"you, such a big bargain, you take advantage of it, I'm not rare."

At the end of the corridor, a sudden shout came: "Ye Fei! ”

Bai Ye had no choice but to swallow the words back into his stomach, patted Ye Fei's shoulder and whispered: "Go quickly, don't forget our countermeasures." ”

Ye Fei nodded and walked into the ENT department.

Eyes, ears, mouth, nose and tongue, the first examination is vision.

At the doctor's command, he covered one eye with a small wooden plaque, and then the doctor pointed to a gap and cast an inquiring glance at the C-ring on the clink.

Ye Fei was secretly proud, although he could see it clearly, his fingers deliberately pointed to the bottom of the body.

The doctor glared at him in surprise, and Ye Fei flattened his mouth, giving the doctor a helpless expression.

Then point to the ring that is one size larger, and the result is wrong again. After that, he continued to move upward, but the result was much the same, that is, none of them were correct, until the third line of the pointing pattern was almost half the size of a fist, and Ye Fei was barely correct once.

The doctor's two eyebrows were almost twisted together, and he said that this kid had a lot of eyes, so he simply pointed all the way down to the smallest line...... Even if it's Meng, it should be right, but Ye Fei is all wrong.

The doctor shook his head angrily, waved his hand impatiently to drive Ye Fei away, and took notes on the examination data: Vision Power 2.0! The heart says that it is a small sample, let you pretend, and see when you pretend.

Ye Fei and Bai Ye thought that they could seamlessly hide from the world, but in fact, their clumsy performances had already been worn out, and if they wanted to blame, they would be blamed for choosing to manipulate their vision.

Although it has entered the 22nd century, the inspection of the visual force is still used for hundreds of years, if it is three or five years earlier, maybe the two of them will be fooled into success, but unfortunately a few years ago there was a guy who was extremely yearning for the iron-blooded life of the army, and he dug the door and stolen the hole to find a way to get the photo of the visual force table for the physical examination, and he simply memorized the entire visual force table and passed the physical examination, until he was sent to the army to find that he was a big myopia.

In fact, in the wooden card that covers the eyes, there is a miniature device that detects the visual force, and the doctor responsible for checking the visual force is just making a show, and the card is in front of him, and the results of the visual force have long been clear.

The reason why we don't tear off the epidermis of the traditional method is to prevent the emergence of new cheating methods, even if the people in the physical examination center know about this matter is very limited.

Plant beans and get melons, crooked needles poke lame horses, crooked also have crooked uses!

Ye Fei, who thought he had succeeded, was secretly refreshed, and even his bones were lighter, what was the use of the old man's relationship being hard? The army is not a welfare home, no matter how short of people there is, it is impossible to starve and accept the blindness of 0.15!

Next, I looked at the color blindness inspection chart, identifying the cows and horses page by page, naïve like a kindergarten child;

Then check the sense of smell, sniffing four bottles of transparent liquid in turn, Ye Fei smelled vinegar, wine, and perfume, but the last bottle had no smell at all.

He was suspicious: "Why is it tasteless?" Could it be that he has a problem with his sense of smell? How come you have never found out since you were a child?

The doctor laughed, "What does water smell like?" After speaking, he picked up the pen and wrote down the words normal sense of smell.

Ye Fei called it a collapse, and he almost vomited blood. Troublesome to get a bottle, actually filled with water? Do you still bring such a playful person to the physical examination?

The test for hearing is to listen to a whisper from five meters away and then repeat it accurately; Then he was instructed by the doctor to turn left and right on the spot like a fool, and immediately distinguish between the southeast and the northwest after a chaotic turn, Ye Fei raised his arm and pointed out the right direction without saying a word.

What are you kidding, I'm dizzy, the layout in the room won't change, right?

After the end, he was still sitting in the centrifuge, but he shook it vigorously, shaking Ye Fei's eyes red and black for a while, and when he walked out of the centrifuge when everything was over, his legs were softer than noodles, and he threw himself on the ground and kept retching like a pregnant woman.

Ye Fei, who was dizzy, was a little more sober, keenly aware that not all people needed to check their sense of direction, and even fewer could sit in the centrifuge, and a series of questions couldn't help but pop up in his heart.

There are all kinds of inexplicable inspections, anyway, the unqualified vision can already guarantee that he will not be selected by the military, and Ye Fei didn't play much tricks on the rest of the projects.

It's too much, even if the vision is poor, and there are all problems with hearing and smell, isn't it that there are no silver three hundred taels here, and the realistic version doesn't recruit itself?

From ancient times to the present, countless people have gone forward and succeeded, proving that there is never a shortage of smart people in this world, and thinking that they are smart will only be smart but mistaken by smart in the end.

After a morning of stumbling and busy, they barely completed all the physical examination procedures, from head to toe and skin to bone, and Ye Bai, who had not been decomposed into cells for analysis, looked at each other and smiled bitterly, and sat in the corridor together tiredly.

Bai Ye whispered in a low voice: "How are you?" ”

"It's definitely no problem, my vision is only 0.15, hehe."

"You're ruthless!" Bai Ye gave a thumbs up, and then said in frustration, "X's, let's think too complicated, there was a tattoo on his body when I was examining surgery, and the soldier didn't say a word, just knock him out, why do you say that we pretend to be so hard, you have so many stickers, don't you just put two stickers on your body." ”

Ye Fei choked in his mouth and glared at Bai Ye hatefully: "I put the afterthought again, and I haven't returned home for seven or eight days, where can I get the sticker?" Forget it, it makes no difference anyway, so be it. Hey, isn't it all checked, when will I let go, it's noon, I didn't let me eat breakfast, I'm starving to death. ”

"You foodie!" Bai Ye hated that iron could not become steel, "You can die if you eat less!" ”

"Man is iron, rice is steel!" Ye Fei was right.

"Ye Fei-" A summons of full energy came from the end of the corridor, and the remaining half of Ye Fei's words were blocked back in his stomach.

"Here!" Ye Fei was puzzled, isn't it over? and what do you call yourself to do?

Then Bai Ye was also called, and the two came to the room at the end of the corridor together, and followed the named officer into the door.

It was a conference room full of people, and more than a dozen of their companions who had come for the physical examination were lying on the conference table and writing hard, and more officers were jumping up and down with rare paper documents, and the two sat down in their designated positions, and the officers handed out the documents to the two and said, "Fill it out, and you can go back after filling it out...... Think about it and write it again. ”

Ye Fei took the form and looked at the smiling officer, puzzled: "I passed the physical examination?" Glancing at Bai Ye meaningfully, the two of them collided and saw the question in each other's eyes at the same time.

"Of course not." The officer immediately denied, "Blood and urine tests, how can it be so fast." ”

"Then this ......" Bai Ye shook the form in his hand, "Didn't you fill it out after passing the physical examination?" ”

The officer smiled understandingly: "Of course not, the army is a big family, and it doesn't necessarily need any kind of people, anyone who wants to join the army, regardless of whether they pass the physical examination or not, must fill out this form, they can't serve on active duty, isn't there a reserve!" His expression was quite classic, and he looked like a big bad wolf who tempted Little Red Riding Hood.

"What should I do?" Ye Fei asked Bai Ye in a low voice.

The two of them have been wearing a pair of pants since they were children, but Bai Ye is one year older, so when he needs to make an idea, Ye Fei is always used to listening to Bai Ye.

Bai Ye took the opportunity of the officer to answer other people's questions, pointed to the form and whispered: "Write!" Anyway, it can't be passed, what's the big deal, if you see it, I'll fill in the Sky Army, the crew of the Aerospace Mothership, the pilot of the Aerospace Fighter, and at the very least, I have to be a naval gunner, his grandmother's, such a dragged troops, I really choose my fucking son and admit it...... Hey. He looked salivating, and his saliva almost flowed out.

Every boy has a heroic dream, and Bai Ye is naturally no exception.

If it is said that the selection of fighter pilots is one in a thousand, then the pilots of aerospace fighters are selected on the basis of ordinary pilots, and the best of the best are the first. Among a million people, there may not be a qualified aerospace fighter pilot, they are all strong enough to be called a realistic version of superheroes, they are definitely the top strategic forces that can influence the situation of the war, and they are definitely the idols that all ignorant teenagers worship the most.

Fly an aerospace fighter across the universe and look down on the earth...... Even just thinking about it makes the population water.

"Daydreaming!" Ye Fei looked at him like he was looking at an idiot, "It's just you, and I don't think about it in the next life." ”

Bai Ye pouted: "I just know that it is impossible for me to write like this, or I will eat too much to fill this kind of volunteer?" Isn't this an explanation to the old man, it's not that I don't want to, it's that people don't want it. ”

"Treacherous enough!" Ye Fei smirked, "It's not good for the two of us to fill in the same, in this way, if you fill in the pilot, then I will choose the orbital commando, and we will be in one place a day, just right." Even if you are really selected, if you are lazy during training, you will send us back directly if you fail to pass the results, and the old man has no choice. ”

"Ruthless enough, just do it!" The corners of Bai Ye's mouth almost grinned to the root of his ears.

The two of them struck each other with their palms in celebration, picked up their pens and finished filling out the form, and then signed their names, and pressed red fingerprints on their names at the request of the officers.