Chapter 67: Successfully broke the formation and was sent back to school! (Above)
This night quickly passed in the midst of busyness and quarrels, and in accordance with Xuan Junyao's request, Long Xiao and the others used some of the existing tools to make house supports and other stage equipment.
Strangely enough, they don't even feel hungry and tired? It's too late to dwell on that. The old woman and the mortally wounded Wyvern appeared above the stands with Feng Ge.
Feng Ge's situation was much better than yesterday, but the flying dragon seemed to be even weaker. Didn't the old woman cure it? This made Long Xiao's heart full of anxiety.
"It was beating and banging all night, and it was noisy. Say, what are you going to perform? Today, the old body still has something to do, and I can only give you two opportunities to perform, once you miss it, just wait for tomorrow with peace of mind! ”
Only twice? This result was something that no one expected, and they had arranged a lot of them last night, and it seemed that they could only take two of them.
This made the drift who wanted to go out early to run errands, and was angry in her heart, turned around and left, don't want the result, she can't lose this face, but if she can't break through this level and continue to waste time, she can't successfully complete the task assigned by the demon lord...... Damn it!
"Then don't waste time, let's get started!" Unwilling to delay any longer, she hurriedly ordered everyone to go and prepare, and she must solve this level as soon as possible.
In the stands, looking at the trembling flying dragon, the old woman's heart was full of sadness, I, after all, is not as important as your mission. Don't worry, I will help you fulfill your wishes.
It's not that Feilong doesn't know her intentions, it's just that her current self is a guilty body, and it is impossible to be happy.
After a moment of waiting, the stage in the middle of the battlefield suddenly flashed with light. Then all the scenes around them changed, and they were surrounded by sparkling rivers.
"Ahaha~Haha~The beautiful scenery of the West Lake~ Sprinkled all over Tianla~ Ten years of cultivation can be crossed by the same boat, and a hundred years of cultivation can be a resentful woman~~~ Ice swords and guns are on the battlefield, sitting in the prison, empty regret~~~"
In the distance, Mo Xuanxi, who was dressed as a boatman, hummed a crooked song and rowed a small boat to send the two fetal gods in front of him to the entrance of the stage. In the distance, there was a breeze made by Long Xiao.
Zhu Bao wore lipstick, and a white skirt exposed its dwarf side, with two long sticks on his head, and then two pieces of white yarn danced randomly in the wind~
The leather ball next to him was wearing a plain cloth shirt covered with patches, his head was wrapped in a ball, and he stared at the pig treasure on the bow of the boat with an affectionate face.
After the ship was about to dock, the low-pressure sky suddenly flashed and thundered, and then the rainstorm fell wildly, after the white yarn on the top of Zhu Bao's head was wet by the rain, because of the wind problem, covered the mouth and nose of this girl, in order to maintain the ladylike demeanor, almost suffocated to death, fortunately, Long Xiao couldn't see it, turned around the wind, and blew away the wet white yarn.
This made everyone watching the play and acting in a cold sweat for this idiot. Why do you have to be so deep in the play?
With a dilapidated umbrella in hand, the ball withstood the torrential rain and hurriedly stepped forward to block Pig Bao's progress. "This lady, Xiaosheng just happened to have an umbrella, why don't we go on the road together!"
Smack, Zhu Bao, who was too deep in the play, directly slapped the ball who usually didn't dare to provoke, and then scolded angrily, "Who is your lady?" Am I married to you? Please call me Miss, Miss!! Also, if you want to die, you go by yourself, so I don't have time to accompany you on the road! ”
This line was changed, which made Xuan Junyao in the background shout the atmosphere, and Lao Tzu's funny words were forgotten by you idiot!
Suppressing his anger, Piqiu said again, "Miss, the rain is too heavy, let's let Xiaosheng send you home!" After speaking, regardless of whether Zhu Bao agreed or not, he directly opened the umbrella to cover the rain.
Who knew that as soon as the umbrella was opened, the rainstorm was still falling from it, and when I looked up with my fist, the tarpaulin used to cover the rain had been almost destroyed.
Perhaps he received the anger of the ball, and the pig treasure who withdrew from the play immediately turned into a shrug bag, swallowing his saliva to look at the ball.
"Miss~~ Let's go, I'll send you home......"
"Oh, hehehe~ Okay, okay, then it's bothering the son, but men and women don't kiss, I hope the son will let go~~~" Zhu Bao, who was pinched by the ball, sweated on his forehead in an instant.
"Where is it, by the way, Xiaosheng's name is Xu Erwa, dare to ask Miss's surname?" According to Xuan Junyao's arrangement, the two finally got to the point.
"My name is Hakusadako! Erwa, this is my mansion, do you want to go in and have a cup of tea? When he came to the simple house that had been built, Zhu Bao pretended to be shy, and everyone who looked at it wanted to vomit.
"With the rain, Xiaosheng is rude!" As the two entered, the door of the house closed, and the screams of the ball were immediately heard.
"Sadako, what are you going to do? Why undress? I'm telling you, if you do this again, I'm going to scream! ”
"Xu Erwa, just call hard, no one cares if you cut your throat, wahahaha~~~"
"Don't ...... No...... Don't stop!! ”
Burst...... The people who were leisurely drinking tea on the side, waiting for the streams to come on the field, couldn't help but squirt out after hearing this sentence Don't stop. She remembers that there was no such play yesterday? These two guys began to add fuel and vinegar again.
With the end of this play, Zhu Bao and Piqiu were secretly brought to Xuan Junyao behind the house, and they were taken backstage with their ears.
The weather immediately cleared, and the big treasure in the background immediately took over, carrying a cloth bag, wearing a small hat, and standing up with a specially made proud chest, jumping on the stage.
This is followed by the cute Chubby. Although they are dressed in the same way, their chests are not as bumpy as Dabao's.
"Ah~ The weather is so good~ There are butterflies~ I'll flutter!" Dabao, who pinched his voice and spoke, deliberately twisted his ass and fluttered the butterfly fakely, and he looked at it, and he wanted to beat it up, and then let this girl get out.
"Ouch, little brother, you're in the way. Huh~ Are you going to school too? What a coincidence. Me too. Twisting his fat buttocks and coming to Xiao Fat, Dabao said contrivedly.
Chubby looked at it with a dull face, how is it different from the script?
"Little brother~ Can you hear what I said?"
"Oh, it seems to be. Let's go, let's go to school together! Seeing that Xiaopang answered as a matter of course, Dabao had an urge to hit the wall, this girl is too bad at acting.
"Little brother, look. The sky is beautiful, the water is also green, living in such an environment, it is really happy~ What do you think? ”
"Hmm." Because of Dabao's nonsense of the word, Xiaopang doesn't know how to respond except for um. It memorized the script all night~~
"Little brother, you see, there are still fish swimming freely in the lake. The thought of going to the academy makes people worry a lot. I am so beautiful, I don't know how many people think, little brother, what do you say? ”
"Hmm."
"Little brother, I heard you had a nightmare last night. Did you dream about something? Come tell me, I'll interpret my dreams~Oh hehehe~"
"......" This time, Chubby was directly stunned. Scratching the door of the head, it doesn't seem to have said this line, right?
It seems that he can't sing a one-man show, and Dabao calls the shots on his own.
"Click, the plot is postponed for 5 days ~ two people go to bed!" Walking outside the house again, Dabao pushed the door open, and a bed appeared in front of everyone.
Ma took off his coat for Xiaopang and himself, and then threw it into the mattress in an instant, took out a porcelain bowl full of water from the bottom of the bed, and placed it in the middle of the bed.
"Brother Liangshanshan~ People are worried that they will accidentally violate you when they sleep, so they made this dividing line, I hope you can forgive me~Hehehehe~~" Covering his lips, Dabao smiled very obscenely!
"Oh, okay, sister in Taiwan." Maybe it was because of the sleepless night, and as soon as the little fat voice fell, the snoring came as scheduled. This can turn everyone upside down, and this is sleeping?
Dabao, who didn't expect this situation, simply drank all the water in the porcelain bowl directly, and then threw the flying bowl and directly dragged the clothes of the two of them.
The water balloon wrapped in underwear hung directly on the chest and swayed back and forth, blinding everyone's eyes in an instant. Dabao didn't care about this, and it shouted angrily, "The plot has been postponed for two months, you and I have nong." Hey, it's over......"
After finishing speaking, he directly stepped back with one paw to carry the clumsy little fat who had fallen asleep, and walked off the stage with a knock, it needs to calm down now!
Seeing that the old woman's face was very bad, Long Xiao hurriedly rolled up the wind and sand, and changed the scene again, the red lantern was hung high, Xuan Junyao was wearing a red dress, her mouth was dotted with a matchmaker's mole, Erlang's legs were crossed, and she sat outside a store with a disdainful face.
The huge plaque reads "Red Light District", and the two pairs of Dabao and Leather Ball come one after another from the backstage.
"It's so red and shiny~ Lady, why don't we go in and have a look!!" Xu Erwa, who was dressed as a ball, was playfully coquettish.
Unexpectedly, Piqiu said coldly, "There is a demonic spirit." Walk! ”
As soon as these words came out, not only was he robbed of his lines, but he was confused in the audience, and even the ball himself wanted to apologize. Isn't the goblin itself, I'll ......
"Ahem, objective, do you want to enter the small shop and take a look? Inside the ring fat swallow thin, I recognize your choice~" Xuan Junyao hurriedly rounded the field.
Dabao, this eventful one, hurriedly interjected, "Ouch, what a foreign shop, the silver family has not heard anything outside the window since childhood, and it is rare to follow Brother Shanshan out to play today, old bustard, is there a good introduction?" Flicking his long sleeves, Dabao lowered his head and buried his head in Xiaopang's chest, and asked almost delicately.
The pig treasures on the side couldn't help twitching the corners of their mouths, you don't even hear anything outside the window, can you still know that Xuan Junyao is called the old bustard? I really don't think it's painful to slap my face.
Holding her heart, Xuan Junyao felt that she was about to have an irregular heartbeat. "Old lady's stage play, ah......"
Mo Xuanxi in the audience saw that Xuan Junyao was about to go berserk immediately, and it was inevitable that things would make a big fuss, so he hurriedly took Yin Shao on the field.
"Hahaha, good Peugeot chick. Come, give the uncle a smile~ The chick doesn't laugh, the uncle will give you a smile, hehe~~" Dabao and Zhu Bao, who heard this, according to the requirements of the script, both shyly twisted their heads to the side at the same time, looking like they hate it.
Who knew that Mo Xuanxi suddenly changed his words and aimed his words at Xuan Junyao. If you want him to flirt with Dabao, it might as well be against the bustard.
The hidden young man on the side has already made a move to rob the pig treasure, which will also be made by Mo Xuanxi's approach.
"You're crazy. Why are you molesting Lao Tzu? Your object is Dabao!! Gritting his silver teeth, Xuan Junyao said in a low voice.
"Wow, it's really bad! I'm on, and you'll answer it later! The eye-catching Flying Thunder flew directly onto the stage, and then grabbed Dabao and laughed......
"Hahaha, sister stationed in Taiwan, are you because you can hide from Lao Tzu Ma'er? Tell you that you are a person who is born as Lao Tzu, and you are a ghost of Lao Tzu when you die. Let's go, follow me back to the cave room! ”
"Brother Shanshan, help......" Dabao who was caught hurriedly begged for help like a little fat. A look of singing and crying.
"Don't, let go of my sister in Taiwan. Otherwise I won't let you go! "Xiaopang's unique glutinous voice is really not a deterrent at all.
"Hmph, you kid hasn't grown any hair, you dare to shout with your uncle, believe it or not, I even accepted you?"
Covering his chest with his claws, Xiaopang was so frightened by such a flying thunder that he swallowed his saliva, "Big, uncle, please enjoy it!" ”
"Ah...... "Not only Fei Lei, but even Mo Xuanxi and the others couldn't help but be shocked when they heard this, where are you playing?"
"You're still not a man, you let me be captured by the bad guys so easily, and Lao Tzu will die with you~"
The advancing anger couldn't even stop the thunder, and everyone on the stage watched Dabao pick up Xiaopang and fall into the river under the stage.
Long Xiao, who controlled the perimeter of the stage, hurriedly fished the two madmen out of the bottom of the river, and then two small birds flew around on the surface of the river, and finally fell into the river again because of physical exhaustion, and said goodbye to them completely......
Drift knew that the situation was not good, and hurriedly went to the field, "Evil animal, where to escape!" Holding a shabby black bowl in his hand, he pointed the bowl at Zhu Bao, who was watching the play.
Overnight, the anti-skewer characters were rampant here.