Chapter 172: Three-Month Creation Plan
"This, that ......" Seeing that Yimer's face was not good, Haoyi suddenly felt a sense of panic, standing in front of Yimer and the two, rubbing his hands dryly, but he couldn't find a suitable word to break the silence that made him a little hairy.
"Ahem, cough, cough ......" Haoyi's cramped and uneasy appearance of scratching his ears and cheeks was taken in by the corner of Bob's eyes, which made this iron-blooded man who had never smiled for a while, and he couldn't help but laugh for a while, and forcibly held back a series of coughs.
"What, this, what? My aunt, do you have any more bold words to say to us two old bones? Yes! At this time, Yimer on the sofa turned his head, a pair of old and spicy Danfeng eyes locked on Haoyi, and a sneer pulled out from the corner of his mouth.
"Huh? How dare the son-in-law! Although he was still wearing special combat armor that could automatically adjust his body temperature, for some reason, Haoyi still felt a burst of heat, and a bean-sized cold sweat oozed from his forehead, and he said with a smile: "This, auntie, did the son-in-law do something wrong, which made you not very satisfied?" Even if you say it, your son-in-law will correct it immediately! ”
"Isn't that right?" Yimer smiled coldly again: "Our aunt is now a high authority." In addition to your uncle, I am afraid that the St. Prorystar District belongs to your aunt, you are the most majestic! Say whatever you want, do whatever you want. I'm right, Auntie! ”
"Uh, auntie, look at what you said, son-in-law, I ......" Yimer's series of obviously prickly words made Haoyi's head suddenly full of black lines. The atmosphere in the office was a little stiff for a while.
"Okay, okay, don't tease Haoyi, hurry up and say it directly! This little rabbit cub is also a busy person now, let's not delay his big event! At this moment, Bob, who had been carrying Haoyi and Imel on his back and pretending to be on the holographic map on the wall, couldn't help but look back and smile and said to Imel: "Look at you scared this little rabbit cub, I'm almost scared to pee!" ”
Bob's voice fell, but Yimer, who was originally straight-faced, burst out laughing, and was speechless for a while when he saw Hao Yideng, and the originally somewhat depressed atmosphere in the office was suddenly swept away.
"I said, two old men, dare you two to be funny with me?" Hao Yi breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, and said with a smile: "Thanks to my son-in-law, my courage is not too small, otherwise I am afraid that I will die directly!" ”
"Hehe, if you are so timid, you are not my eldest aunt of the Teutonic family!" Bob joked with a laugh.
"Who made you, this boy, want your uncle and me to stay in your office all day? I've never waited like this in my life! Imer was probably still a little angry in his heart, and he complained angrily.
"My aunt, I want to know that you two elders are waiting here, that is, on the other side of the universe, you must also make a space leap and jump back directly!" Haoyi explained depressedly: "I just happened to lead the team on a mission today, and I came back a little late, I didn't expect to make you wait for a long time!" This, the son-in-law can't pay here, your second old man is dissipated! ”
"Okay, don't be wordy! I know you're the busiest guy in the entire star region right now! Long story short, your aunt has something to ask you! Bob smiled, then turned his head again and continued to look at the holographic map on the wall.
"Haoyi, come here! I have something to ask you! Hearing Bob's words, Haoyi didn't react for a while, and Imel on the sofa next to him beckoned to him and shouted softly.
"If there is anything that my aunt wants to know, just ask, as long as my son-in-law knows, I must honestly confess everything!" Hao Yi took two steps closer to the sofa, but he didn't dare to sit down. One is that there are still some smelly and disgusting alien insect blood sticking to the special combat armor on his body, and from Imer's slightly raised eyebrows, Haoyi can guess how much he looks now, how unbearable this noble lady is. The second is that even if he is not fully armed, that heavy set of special combat armor alone is enough to reimburse the cheap sofa in his office. Of course, the most important thing is that Haoyi doesn't want the lady in front of him to sit on the ground in embarrassment.
"I ask you, Irene, I've been married to you for so long, and Weishenme is not pregnant?" If Yimer went straight to the point, he made Haoyi, who was nodding his head, stiffen, and his mind was blank.
"This, this, son-in-law, son-in-law, I don't know......" The feeling of cramped and uneasy hit Haoyi's heart again, but this time it also carried some embarrassing taste.
"Alas, Haoyi, it's not that my aunt said you, you are also a family person! Is it not only a war but a war? Don't you think about your wife and children? At this moment, Yimel seemed to change the tone of an elder, raised his eyebrows slightly, and taught Hao Yi a serious lesson: "If you are not the niece and son-in-law of our Teutonic family, I'm naturally not entitled to talk about anything!" But since Erin married you, your identity is no longer just an ordinary federal leader, especially since your uncle passed on the position of the fortieth patriarch of the Teutonic family to you, everything is very different! Do you understand what I'm saying? ”
"Actually, you don't understand, it's all here! I also know that in your position, some things don't go exactly your own way. I don't mean anything else, your uncle used to be the patriarch of the Teutonic family, and he has also experienced these things, but it's all my fault for not being angry......" As he spoke, Imer sighed to himself, and while pulling out a handkerchief and wiping "Ahem...... Bob, who spoke to the map on the wall, seemed to realize something, and suddenly reminded Imer with a cough.
"Okay, don't mention the old things about your uncle and me! Let's talk about you now, Haoyi! Without waiting for Haoyi to open his mouth to comfort, Yimer rearranged his rhetoric and continued to say: "To put it simply, there is an ancient saying, there are clouds, there are three unfilial pieties, and no queen is great!" Although you and Erin are from different backgrounds, their current backgrounds are exactly the same, and they have become poor children without fathers and mothers! Your uncle and I, although we haven't met your parents, I know that they must also want you and Erin to have a child, so that your Hao family and our Teutonic family bloodline can continue! ”
"I know that your uncle has left the burden of the whole country and the Teutonic family directly to you such a young child, which is somewhat difficult for you! You have worked day and night, and you have been born and died for the country again and again, and your uncle and I have always watched this. Our two old bones can now be regarded as the closest relatives of you and Erin on this shijie. Your uncle and I naturally feel very sorry for your child! ”
"But you know what? Every time you stinky boy goes on a mission in person, how worried are I, your uncle and Irene, and the three of you? What if you have a three-long and two-short, and you let Erin, and me and your uncle, do a few people? Your uncle is now a wreck. The burden of our Teutonic family falls on your shoulders. If something happens to you, what do you let us do? ”
"What I'm saying may be a little too messy, don't be surprised! Your aunt hasn't read much, and she doesn't know much about the truth, so you just listen to it! It doesn't mean anything else, I discussed it with your uncle, I just want you and Erin to have a child as soon as possible, so that the two of us can hug our grandson before they enter the coffin! Don't be in a hurry to object, listen to your aunt! ”
"You have your national affairs, and my uncle and I naturally won't interfere much. We don't ask for much, we just want you kid not to personally lead the team in the future and carry out any messy tasks. You have so many excellent subordinates, weishenme have to do everything? Weishenme doesn't give them a chance to exercise, but also gives yourself a chance to rest! It's too esoteric to understand, and I don't understand your aunt. All I know is that your uncle told me before that a good leader doesn't necessarily need to be hands-on in everything; A good general does not necessarily take the lead in every battle. ”
"Okay, you've agreed! Yes, it's not in vain for your uncle and me! However, we still have a request from Zuihou, that is, we want you to stay at home with Erin for three months, and you must make her pregnant! Otherwise, you can't go anywhere! How? Do you want to object? Hmph, let me tell you stinky boy, even if you become the king of heaven, your uncle is your elder like me, half a parent, and he can cure you rabbit cub! Objections are invalid! That's it! ”
After saying Zuihou's words, the somewhat angry Imel got up angrily, pushed Bob in the wheelchair, threw down the red and sweaty Haoyi, and was about to walk towards the door. Seeing that the two were about to leave the office, Bob in the wheelchair suddenly lowered his voice and said a few words to Imer. The latter turned around and pushed Bob back to the office, glanced at Haoyi angrily, and walked out of the office alone.
"Boy, you don't blame your aunt for being too long-winded, do you?" Bob asked with a smile.
"Uh, how could it be!" Hao Yi scratched the back of his head, his face changed immediately, and he suddenly rushed to Bob, widened his eyes and asked loudly: "Dead old bag, do you really want to put Lao Tzu under house arrest for three months?" ”
"What? Do you dare to be skeptical of your aunt's authority? Bob put away his smile and pretended to be serious.
"......" Haoyi was speechless for a while, and stared at Bob's big bearded face with a look full of grievances.
"Hey, hey, even if you don't accept it, you don't have to stare at Lao Tzu with this kind of look! Damn, I seem to have goosebumps all over my body! Bob was a little hairy when he was stared at by Haoyi's eyes.
"Dead old bag, let's discuss, except for don't put Lao Tzu under house arrest, everything else is easy to say! You know, those dog-day bugs haven't been wiped out yet, and there's a lot of shit waiting for me to deal with! I can't stay at home every day, sleep with my wife in my arms, and let my brothers fight desperately on the battlefield! Haoyi sighed lightly and said to Bob almost half pleadingly.
"Okay, okay! Let me discuss this matter with your aunt, after all, the current new army really can't do without the command of you, a rabbit cub! Seeing Haoyi's serious appearance, Bob frowned slightly and groaned: "However, your aunt gave you and Erin three months to create a human jihua, you kid must not shirk it anymore!" Otherwise, I won't be able to speak for you! ”
"Ah, isn't it? This ...... this" As soon as he talked about this matter, Haoyi's thin face suddenly turned red again.