Updated: 2011-02-26

Chapter Ninety-Eight: Cute! Hard or soft!

"Two!" Brother Ying slipped down from Wu Ling'er's hand: "You stay here and don't move, I'll solve it!" After saying that, Brother Ying had disappeared to the ground.

Wu Ling'er couldn't help but be stunned as she watched a small hole appear on the wooden floor slowly close: "This is okay?" "Brother Ying seems to have become a lot more powerful after he advanced!

Thinking like this, Wu Ling'er suddenly realized that something was wrong, what did Brother Ying just say? He's going to solve it? What can he do with an earthworm?

didn't have time to think about it, Wu Ling'er got out from under the table, and touched it outside the café with her own feelings, of course, she didn't touch the stainless steel fork used to eat the cake when she left. You must know that no matter how high the light skill is, no matter how high the kung fu is, no matter how high the kung fu is, the knife can't be used, not to mention that the other party is not a knife in his hand, but a gun, no matter how powerful Wu Ling'er is, he will not think that he is a Matrix and can deal with the guy with a gun empty-handed.

Wu Ling'er dropped the fork in her hand without any hesitation, and dropped another fifty dollars: "No need to look for it!" Then he ran out as fast as he could.

Almost as soon as she started the car, Wu Ling'er saw someone raise a pistol in the rearview mirror. As soon as I stepped on the accelerator, the car rushed forward with a roar, and the bullets clanged on the car, which sounded so lively. Wu Ling'er was racing and joking with Brother Ying: "Now it seems that we are no more deserted here than we are engaged now!" ”

At this time, the engagement banquet should have already begun! I don't know what will become over there, although everyone will find it strange, the object of engagement seems to be different from what everyone imagined, but Wu Ling'er has tried her best to minimize the impact, presumably tomorrow, no, maybe tonight, the news about the Brown family will be overwhelming, right? And he, a Cinderella-like person, will soon be forgotten by others. That's the benefit of civilians!!

"Woman, now is not the time to desert! Drive carefully! Two cars have already caught up! Brother Ying reminded Wu Ling'er impatiently. When is it now, this woman still thinks about others, is she really free?

"Turn left!!" After Brother Ying shouted, Wu Ling'er twisted the steering wheel, and the car turned to the right and drove into a small alley, Brother Ying was so angry that he almost vomited blood: "Idiot woman, I want you to turn left!" Turn left!! ”

Wu Ling'er was still confused and gestured with her hands while driving: "Left? Right? Left?! Yes! I just got it reversed!! Speaking of this, she stuck out her tongue embarrassedly: "I don't know if you don't know it!" It doesn't matter, let's get out of this alley first!! ”

It is really a small alley, so narrow that it can only allow one car to pass through, and the driver chasing behind can't even stick out his head to shoot, Wu Ling'er smiled hehehehe: "It seems that turning right is also beneficial!" ”

"Really? Let's take a look at the road ahead!! Brother Ying flicked his tail and reminded Wu Ling'er, after Wu Ling'er saw the road in front of him, he screamed miserably, twisted the steering wheel violently, and suddenly the body turned to the side, and Wu Ling'er used the two wheels on the left to forcibly drive the car over the roadblock in front - a small car.

Driving quickly, Wu Ling'er couldn't help but have a headache when she heard the sound of the crash and the explosion behind her: "It is estimated that after this matter is over, I will become a person on the blacklist of the US Embassy's visa refusal!" ”

"Could it be that you want to come to this kind of hellish place a few more times?"

"Hey, I haven't been to the Grand Canyon, Yellowstone, or Hollywood!!" Wu Ling'er complained while driving: "Although the food is really not good, some scenery is still worth seeing!" Playing all over the world is the biggest dream of my life! ”

"Phew! Just with your little manuscript fee and the speed at which you spend money, let alone play all over the world, you should snicker if you can play all over China!! Tell me how long you've been talking about Yunnan, and you haven't been there yet! Your hedgehog sister has gone to play twice, are you ashamed?! Brother Ying despised Wu Ling'er with disdain, it can be regarded as a magic barrier, every time Wu Ling'er wants to go to Yunnan to play, something will suddenly happen to make her unable to travel.

It's okay not to say it, the mention of Yunnan is the most painful thing in Wu Ling'er's heart: "Dead earthworm, you shut up for me!" ”

"Wha!! Dead earthworms, do you have today? I usually laugh at me all the time, but today I was scolded by Wu Ling'er as a dead earthworm!! Deserve! Who called your mouth so poisonous? Ji Zai sat in the back row and smiled happily, one didn't stand firm, and messed up the hairstyle he had managed to sort out: "Ah!! My hair !! ”

Brother Ying glanced at Ji Zai angrily: "You deserve it!" ”

This time, Brother Ying learned to be obedient, and jumped directly in front of Wu Ling'er to guide her direction, when to the left, he would swing his tail to the left, and when he went to the right, he would swing his tail to the right, and after driving like this for more than 20 minutes, everyone actually returned to the main street.

Wu Ling'er looked at the wide street and couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat: "Brother Win, you want to play me to death!" Such a wide street, waiting for them to shoot me? ”。 Although the car was thrown off in the alley, the other party was like Wu Ling'er had GPS on him, no matter where Wu Ling'er fled to, they could know that not long after Wu Ling'er turned out of the alley, three cars followed!

Although the other party didn't shoot, it's not a problem to follow the car all the time! Who knows what they want to do?

Just thinking about it, two of the three cars behind him suddenly sped up, one left and one right surrounded Wu Ling'er's car, Wu Ling'er cursed secretly, and was about to speed up, but a large truck suddenly appeared in front. This truck just sealed Wu Ling'er's last escape route. Just when Wu Ling'er was in a daze, the door of the big truck opened automatically with a bang, and it slowly fell to the ground and turned into a slope.

Wu Ling'er looked at the black line at the end of this slope: "They are really well prepared!" At this time, the drivers on both sides of the car had already raised their guns and signaled for Wu Ling'er to drive the car into the truck. At this time, even Wu Ling'er had no choice.

"Brother Win, what should I do?"

"Let's go in first, I'll help you figure it out!!" Brother Ying calmly looked at the situation around him, judging the best decision for the moment. After hearing Brother Ying say this, Wu Ling'er stepped on the accelerator without a trace of hesitation, and her car immediately drove into the big truck, and the door of the big truck also slowly rose, and finally closed.

It was pitch black in the carriage, and Wu Ling'er couldn't help but curse in a low voice: "Stingy ghost, you won't die if you turn on the light!" It's too much to lock a lady in a small black room! ”

"Woman, listen, I'll fix my head and tail on both sides of the carriage in a moment, you stand in the middle and hold my body, and when the door opens, you let go of the enemy when you see it." Now in this situation, Brother Ying can no longer hide some of its special skills.

Wu Ling'er is not stupid, as soon as Brother Ying said this, she immediately thought of what Jennis said, the tragic death of James's men on the night of the kidnapping: "Brother Ying, you ......"

"Idiot woman, you won't say you can't do it, will you? Or do you want to die here? "At this time, this woman will not suddenly convulsions and say any mercy to the enemy, right?

Wu Ling'er was angry and flicked Brother Win: "You also underestimate me, right?" I want to ask you, how many more functions have you added after you advanced? Now it's long or short, and you're going to turn into a steel rope to strangle each other, which means that you can still be hard or soft? Not bad!! You're a little more powerful than I thought you were!! ”

In fact, Wu Ling'er still had a very rotten sentence in her heart that she hadn't said, she was afraid that after she said it, Brother Ying would immediately turn his face with her, and then there would really be no one to help her. Brother Ying is hermaphroditic, so in addition to being long or short, hard or soft, the most powerful thing is his attackable and acceptable nature!! With such a strong Brother Win, how can he not excite Wu Ling'er, who is a rotten girl?

Feeling that the speed of the truck had slowed down a lot, Brother Ying impatiently shook off Wu Ling'er's hand and climbed out of the window: "Anyway, be careful yourself, this kind of opportunity is only once, try to kill as many enemies as possible!" It's up to you what you do next!! It's best to run out while they're scared and find a place to hide, and I'll rush to meet you as soon as possible. ”

Wu Ling'er grabbed Ji Zai into her bag and put it with her precious computer: "I know, Brother Win, you have to be careful!" And Ji Zai, stay in it obediently and don't go crazy! If you dare to burn my computer, you are ready to run naked (river crab) for the rest of your life!! Even if you grow hair, I'll pluck it all out for you!! ”