Chapter 482: Jingle Bell is amazing
Chapter 482: Jingle Bell is amazing
There is nothing more incredible in this world than a goddess who stands in the way and robs.
Especially when this goddess is only the size of a slap when her whole body is tall.
I don't know who taught Xiao Bu to order those messy things, in short, when Clank Bell hovered in front of the stunned Heroic Spirit Girl and uttered such a robbery declaration at the cost of biting her tongue, everyone, except for Tinkerbell herself and Little Bubbles, all threw themselves into the street.
"What the hell is that?"
Rin Tosaka's face was about to cramp, and he grabbed Archer's arm hard to calm down, but he still couldn't help but ask me.
"It's good that you treat her like some kind of pet."
And while we were talking, the unlucky one who was robbed (please allow me to use these two words on the mysterious heroic spirit girl who is suspected of being a hero king, this is simply too appropriate) The heroic spirit finally reacted, almost violently pointed to the little thing in front of him, and shouted and scolded: "You small strange thing, even you want to challenge the majesty of this king?" β
"Wow small?" It is said that in addition to a few of our owners, it is usually the unlucky child of Ilson who dares to say such a sentence and has to be stripped naked and hung on the Pantheon for three days, not to mention a black "mortal", "Dingdong is going to be angry, don't you know how powerful Jingle Bell is?" β
To be honest, I can't stand it anymore when I watch the idiots interacting until now, but ...... But the most important thing now is to support the DV and record these historical scenes
Not to be defeated by a little girl, but also to be provoked by the girl's pet until now, the unlucky heroic girl didn't even use the gorgeous treasure rain this time, but casually pulled out a broad axe with a rainbow-like color from the space, and split it according to the jingle bell...... Uh, shoot it down.
Sure enough, it's a shoot, put the axe flat, and use the axe surface to shoot, Miss Yingling, are you practicing swatting flies?
"Ding-Kara-"
There was a strange sound, definitely not the sound of metal slapping the entity, Ding Dong was still hovering in the air in a good way, but there was a confused look on his face, and then he gently rubbed the little head the size of peanuts, but the heroic girl who launched the attack almost fell to the ground unsteadily because of inertia, and when she stabilized her body and raised the rainbow axe to watch, she found that there was already a very delicate hole on the axe.
Well, the subtle shape, that is, the cross-section equivalent to the jingle bell when viewed from above, even the two thin pairs of wings are displayed on the surface of the axe in the form of a hollow engraving.
This is so strange that Ding Dong drilled a hole directly into this treasure.
"It's ......" The Heroic Spirit Maiden looked at the rainbow giant axe that had leaked the wind blankly, and suddenly understood something, "I see, is it divinity?" At least it's the original god-created creature Ah, you little monster, interesting, it's so interesting, I didn't expect to encounter such an interesting thing today, only a creature with divinity can make this be damaged by the rainbow axe cursed by Hephaestus before it was born, and it seems that what happened today is not just a bad thing. β
A giant axe that only breaks when encountering divinity? Is there such a thing in myths and legends?
It's a pity that I'm not an expert in ancient culture, and the myths and legends of this world can't be the same as the version on Earth, only one thing can be certain, the iron-headed King Kong Tinker Bell just broke someone's axe, and now the owner is about to explode.
"The creation of the gods, hehe, is in the middle of it...... Locks of the Heavens"
As if throwing away garbage, the Heroic Spirit Maiden threw away the treasure in her hand that might have been shrouded in countless halos, and then before Jingle Bell, who was still rubbing her head blankly, reacted, she suddenly reached out and pointed forward, and immediately from the sky to the ground, several spatial fluctuations like circular water waves appeared in the air, and Ding Dong was in the middle of these fluctuations, and the little thing just looked up in confusion, and the chains that flew rapidly from all directions had completely enveloped the small figure.
The lock of the sky, that is the super strong chain that has bound the bull of the sky in myths and legends, the bull of the sky itself is a creature with divinity, and the lock of the sky that binds it naturally has a special effect on divinity, basically the divine creature bound by the chain is absolutely unable to escape, and the stronger the divinity on its body, the harder the chain will be, it is quite rare to be specially armed with gods, although I don't know what level the gods of this world are counted, But the divinity on Dingdong's body must be thicker and purer than any of those false gods, therefore, the golden chain emitted an unprecedented golden light the moment it restrained the small thing, when the golden light was restrained, this chain almost had a diamond-like clarity, it was a phenomenon formed after the compression of super energy, I am afraid that since the Hero King got this chain, it has not exploded with all its strength like today.
"Sure enough, even God is like that"
The Heroic Spirit Maiden immediately smirked, apparently thinking that the strange little dot had been completely trapped by the chains, and that she was very proud of capturing a divine creature alive.
"Ah Jun, do you want to help?"
Sandora suddenly tugged at the corner of my clothes, leaned over and said, "Although the little thing is a true god, he is just a junior god who is good at healing, and in this world where he can't use his privileges casually, it's probably a little difficult to break free from that chain with his strength, right?" β
That's right, I nodded, Clank's barely 5 combat power is something we all know, and it's easy to say anything in our home universe, but here, if you don't use the divine power, that guy has to rely on his only two moves: Clank Steel Fang Attack and Clank Kill Attack to fight, I'm afraid it's really a bit mysterious.
But just as I was about to remove the invisible force field, the chain that seemed to be impregnable suddenly trembled, and then, in the stunned eyes of everyone, including the Heroic Spirit Girl, a historic scene appeared-
Jingle Bell came out of the hole in the chain
In front of the great goddess of life, the lock of heaven, which is known as the special weapon of the gods, has the biggest weakness is that the hole in the hole is too big
The little bean Ding goddess who was no more than three inches tall and whose shoulders were less than the size of an egg came up from the hole in the lock of the sky, and then carefully pulled out the dress that was still squeezed from it, and shook her somewhat wrinkled wings at the end, and stood on a relatively flat lock ring with a look of anger, and her little head was almost raised to the sky: "Hmph, your chain is too powerful for Jingle Bell."
The real reason is that you're too young, right?
Even such a killer weapon for gods was completely defeated by the other party's size, and the Heroic Spirit Girl, who couldn't remember how many times she had been unlucky today, was almost completely about to collapse, and the extremely aggrieved and injured look in those eyes was really pitifulβif her face could be a little whiter.
Originally, I thought that she was going to be forced to use her ultimate weapon, the "obedient sword" that could cut through space, but it seemed that the gorgeous last blow of Jingle Bell made her too stimulated, and the "King's Maiden" didn't even take out any more weapons, but waved her hand to disperse the magic of the Heavenly Lock.
With a "bang", losing the support of his master, the lock of heaven disappeared into the air again, and Jingle Bell, who was standing on the chain, quickly flew up, and then protested loudly: "Hey, you want to fall Dingdong, right?" There must be such a sinister scheme, right? β
"Hallucination, everything that happened today is an illusion, it is caused by the recent lack of sleep......" The "Hero King Suspect", who was dark, listless, and in a trance, seemed to have not heard Jingdong's words at all, but turned around alone, "When you go back, you must take a bath and sleep quickly, and you can sleep...... By the way, I'm still sleeping, so I'm dreaming, I must be dreaming......"
The strange heroic spirit who had been tossed by Bubbles and Jingle Bell for a long time was like a ghost, swaying and drifting away, and because of the black camouflage, she soon completely blended into the night.
After the spearman Ku Chulin, the second sister-in-law of Xianglin appeared, and I suddenly felt a sense of guilt.
"Well, I feel like she's so pitiful, Tinkerbell just wants some candy and says......" Little Bubble floated in place, her tone full of confusion, and Little Bubbles snapped over and grabbed Tinkerbell and put it on her head - I thought she still wanted to put Clank Bell in her mouth, because she had lost interest in collecting it because she had already harvested a lot of shiny things tonight?
"Dad...... Daddy"
The little girl in the white dress ran happily in front of us, and in a cheerful tone called out the two words that she was most proficient at so far, although the invisible force field still existed, it seemed that the little bubble had just cracked our stealth through her own ability, I smiled and lifted the force field around me, and the next second, the little girl laughed and threw herself into her arms, and Ding Dong took off and jumped on the top of the little bubble head to the top of my head.
"Hey, alien, is it okay not to go after that Heroic Spirit?"
Rin Tosaka looked at me as if she had completely forgotten the appearance of the mysterious heroic spirit girl A just now, and couldn't help but remind me.
"That Heroic Spirit is useful to keep, but it's okay if you're willing to chase it, I won't help anyway." I raised the little bubble to make the little girl cheer, and said without looking back.
Hmph, these heroic spirits are all useful, and it's best to keep them alive as much as possible until the transformation is completed.
"Uh......" Rin Tosaka hesitated suddenly, if according to common sense, it is definitely the best opportunity to take advantage of the other party's poor mental state at this time to go up and knock the stuffy stick, but the scene of the girl summoning the endless treasure in an instant just now still made her very jealous, although the mysterious alien little girl seems to have the stunt to restrain this attack, but it seems that she will still die if she is blown up by a missile.
And God knows whether the girl Heroic Spirit, who has been mentally devastated, will completely go berserk when she is more stimulated, you must know that most of the wasteland group fell at the feet of the empty blood boss.
Without much consideration, the two-ponytail lady judged that in the case of the same long-range combat, her Archer was probably not the opponent of the nouveau riche Heroic Spirit, so it was not a good idea to attack rashly.
The man in the red trench coat didn't express any opinion on his master's decision, but secretly looked at the little green dot that was jumping around on someone's head with a rather curious gaze, and after a few seconds, Rin Tosaka also decisively gave up the idea of chasing the enemy and joined in the inhumane onlookers of the jingle cutie.
"Wow, that's so cute, alien, is this a specialty of your planet?" Like any girl who sees something cute, Rin Tosaka almost couldn't help but want to snatch Clank Bell from my head, if it weren't for the last bit of upbringing, I'm afraid that Clank Bell would have snatched her hand by now, "What's her name?" Is it a pet? β
I know that the virtue of Ding Dong will never want to get rid of the status of a pet for the rest of my life.
"You're blasphemous, you can use a pet to describe Jingle Bell, but you're going to be caught by the Inquisition," the little thing protested by jumping on top of my head, "and Jingle Bell is a bite when you're angry."
Terrible? Are you saying that the combat power soared from 5 to 6?
The little guy's angry appearance did not have any deterrent effect, but almost made Miss Tosaka's eyes glow, quite obvious, no one believed in Ding Dong's cute and threatening remarks, Rin may have taken it as a pet trick to sell cuteness, just like a little P child patting his chest and declaring that he has ruled the whole world, but in stark contrast to the eldest lady, it is Archer, who is a servant, Although the man in red and white hair showed great curiosity about this mysterious little thing, he was more of a calm looking gaze, and it seemed that the "divinity" mentioned many times by the nouveau riche heroic girl just now made him pay a lot of attention to this inconspicuous little thing.
After Clank Bell habitually got into my pocket and began to catch up on sleep, Tosaka's attention finally diverted, and then looked curiously at the little girl who was expressing her opinion with Shandora: "This is your daughter?" β
I thought about it, then nodded resignedly.
"Ah, I really don't see it, Uncle Alien."
Should I refute the aliens first or should I refute the uncle first?
In the end, I didn't refute either.
"Goo-go β
You ask me, I ask who to go
Fortunately, the clever little bubble immediately discovered the problem of language barrier, the little guy thought about it, and suddenly a holographic projection of a light bulb appeared on his head, and then the little hands were rubbed together, and after a few seconds, with the sound of cartoonish "ding", a single reflex camera that obviously imitated human style appeared in the little girl's hand.
"Ah, she says she's a photography enthusiast from the Delta Centauri star cluster." After saying this, I am ORZ myself.
Tosaka: "......"
It must be that Bubbles usually tells his daughter about the situation we toss in this world as an anecdote, and the only thing that Little Bubbles, who usually can't remember anything, is to integrate into human society, and the best way to do it is to disguise herself as a photography enthusiast, so the mother's failure to slip has a devastating impact on the child's tutoring.
Successfully stirred up another battle that could break out among the Heroic Spirits, and our family of three (...... When I returned to the Emiya Mansion, it was almost twelve o'clock in the evening, and the little bubble was already sleeping in my arms halfway through, and Ding Dong curiously poked his little head out of my jacket pocket, looked around at the post-earthquake ruins of the Emiya Mansion and the rapidly laid out planetary habitation module in the middle of the courtyard with a silver-gray luster, and said in a daze: "Wow, so you have already occupied this place?" Is this the enemy's stronghold? β
Sandora immediately turned her head to look at the scenery.
"Was there a fight?" Suddenly a sound sounded in front of us, and we stopped in our tracks, and following the voice, a blonde girl in a silver-white dress and armor was standing quietly in the cold moonlight, and I don't know how long she had been standing there.
"Sure enough, I noticed it, too, that nouveau riche guy didn't hide his magic at all." I nodded indifferently, but can those just now, really be considered a battle?
It should be called "the Hero King's Tragic Night Girl Version", right?
"Who is this kid?" Saber asked strangely as she noticed the little girl in my arms who had slept until she was drooling.
"My daughter, the battle just now broke out after she landed."
Saber immediately felt a thrill when he heard the word "landing", and then said with a serious expression: "It's good that I didn't land here this time." β
Cut, what are you afraid of, there's nothing to smash here anyway.
I looked around curiously, it was quiet, there was no sign of a fight or anything like that, but there must be a reason why Saber was still waiting in the courtyard so late, and I didn't think that the rigid and strict knight king was just waiting for us to get home, so I asked curiously, "What happened?" β
"Something has been spied on," the serious girl's face showed a serious expression, "and although I retreated immediately, I think it is necessary to be on guard tonight." β
"Heroic Spirit?" Tried to give the little bubble to Sandora to carry back to the house, but found that the little guy was completely hanging on himself like an octopus, and he couldn't pull it off at all, so he had to keep talking to Saber in the weird shape of his daughter hanging on his body.
"It's a little close," Saber shook his head, "but the magic is chaotic, and it dissipates completely as soon as it is discovered, I haven't even been able to see the other person's image, and it seems that no Heroic Spirit in my memory has the ability to instantly transform itself into scattered magic." β
In other words, the ...... "heroic spirits" outside the establishment.