Lin Duxiao has a headache recently, that is, the lettuce children began to be more picky eaters than before, Ma Yunyan used to use freshly squeezed vegetable juice to make all kinds of small bread, small steamed buns or something for her to eat, but now as soon as she sees these things, she throws them on the table after eating two bites and doesn't eat them.

Lin Duxiao looked at her as a picky eater, and the whole person was anxious because she didn't think about tea and dinner, and sighed night and night, afraid that she would be sick due to lack of vitamins. Looking at the appearance of his daughter-in-law, Lu Haoyan lost weight two or three times in distress, and Lu someone, who was caring for his wife, couldn't bear it anymore, and finally broke out at noon one day.

Lu Haoyan took his chopsticks and pointed to the cabbage leaf that was thrown to the ground by the lettuce, frowned and said, "Did grandpa tell you before, 'Who knows that Chinese food is hard work', what's going on with you?" It's not right to waste food. ”

"I don't eat it, I eat the beans." Lettuce said a sentence confidently, and the bean horn lying next to Lin Duxiao's feet heard that someone seemed to call it by name, and immediately opened his big eyes and looked around, and then wagged his tail and walked to the lettuce, thinking that there was something delicious to eat for him.

Lu Haoyan tapped the vegetable leaves on the ground with his toes and asked the beans: "Beans, do you eat this thing?" ”

Beanjiao stepped forward and sniffed it, and then immediately shook its tail slowly and prepared to go back to Lin Duxiao's feet to sleep, but lettuce jumped down from the stool and grabbed Bean's big tail and said, "Beancar, give it to you." ”

With a frightened expression, Doujiao began to pull Lu Haoyan's trouser leg and screamed, Lu Haoyan saw that this little thing was now starting to use the beans as a shield, bent down and scooped the beans into his arms, looked at the lettuce seriously, and said, "Lu Lettuce, you stand up for me." ”

Lettuce knew that her father would be angry if she called her full name, so she reluctantly stood there and glared at the frightened beans with those little eyes: It's all your fault, don't you eat it.

Lu Haoyan looked at the lettuce that sprinkled his anger on the beans with tears and laughed, and said, "The beans don't eat this, why are you forcing others to eat them?" ”

Lettuce lowered her head and pulled the corners of her clothes and muttered: "Then I won't eat this either, why are you forcing me to eat it." ”

Lu Haoyan was choked by this living treasure of his family for a while, and he was a little speechless, Lin Duxiao looked at Lu Haoyan's expression, and almost didn't squirt out of his smile with a smile.

Such a skinless and faceless Lu finally met his old enemy when he was in his 30s, and the two were chess opponents, on par.

"I ...... I let you eat it because it's good for you, do you know how long you are? You don't eat vegetables, your eyes are not good, and you lack vitamins, which is not good for your health anyway! ”

Lettuce looked at the beans with a confused face and began to preach: "It's good for you that I let you eat this, and you eat it quickly." ”

"You're a repeater, huh?" Lu Haoyan is now hurt by the innocent brain of this girl in his family, "I said this to you, not to Doujiao." ”

"But...... But I'm emphasizing my father's words to the beans, you don't know the benefits of vegetables when you look at the beans. Lettuce secretly raised her eyes and glanced at Lu Haoyan, probably because she also felt that the reason she pulled out was quite funny, and she couldn't help but laugh.

Lu Haoyan lowered his head and rubbed his eyebrows with a headache, before the beans couldn't speak, he thought that lettuce would be able to speak quickly, and now he can speak, Lu Haoyan suddenly thought about whether he could seal this child's mouth, or the cutest when you say what she does.

Lin Duxiao couldn't stand it anymore when he saw Lu Haoyan like this, and he began to explain to lettuce in a kind way: "Beans are cats, you will get sick if you eat this, and you will grow your body if you eat this." ”

Lettuce looked at the leaf on the ground with resentment on her face, as if the thing on the ground was grinning and laughing at her.

"But I don't want to eat this, it's hard to eat."

Looking at the lettuce that was soft and hard and not eaten, Lu Haoyan couldn't help it, and slapped it the table, this "snap" startled Lin Duxiao's lettuce, and even the lazy beans jumped off Lu Haoyan's legs in fright. Lu Haoyan frowned, as if he had slapped the table heavily, and now his palms were hot and painful.

"If you don't eat vegetables in the future, don't even think about eating your potato chips and jelly ice cream, can you grow your body by eating these junk foods every day?"

may be because Lu Haoyan's tone was too heavy, lettuce was so frightened that he ran to Lin Duxiao while crying, holding Lin Duxiao's legs, snot, and tears and not letting go.

"Dad...... Father...... Daddy is a badass......" Lettuce sobbed incoherently, "I ...... I don't want ...... I don't want to play with my dad anymore......"

Lin Duxiao looked at her crying, looked at Lu Haoyan a little complainingly and said, "Why are you scaring her when you have nothing to do?" ”

Lu Haoyan couldn't say if he was bitter, he felt that he hadn't done anything wrong, sighed, squatted down and hugged the lettuce in his arms and said, "Okay, okay, okay, Dad's fault, Dad's fault." ”

Lettuce ignored him and continued to cry, Lu Haoyan glanced at Lin Duxiao for help, but Lin Duxiao looked at him gloating and made a lip shape: You go*Ah, it's a pity that you don't go*.

If this is an ordinary little girl, Lu Haoyan went to coax people early, but now this is his own girl, this kind of thing is simply inferior to a beast, it seems that it is hopeless to expect Lin Duxiao to give advice.

Lu Haoyan touched the lettuce's head with kind words and said, "Okay, okay, lettuce, don't cry, Dad will take you to Brother Shuyuan's house to play, you go and see if Brother Shuyuan eats vegetables, if he wants to eat it, you have to eat it, if he doesn't eat it, Dad won't force you to eat it in the future." ”

As soon as he heard that there was still hope not to eat vegetables, lettuce suddenly stopped crying, and looked at Lu Haoyan with a helpless face and said, "Really? ”

"Really."

Lettuce sniffed, then reached out and grabbed Lu Haoyan's little finger and said, "Pull the hook." ”

"Retractor."

Lin Duxiao didn't expect Lu Haoyan to really say that he would send it, he sat on the bed and looked at Lu Haoyan who was changing clothes and asked in surprise: "If Yang Shuyuan doesn't eat vegetables, this little thing will definitely get worse." ”

Lu Haoyan smiled and bent down to kiss Lin Duxiao on the lips and said, "It's been investigated early, just Yang Jinyao, does Yang Shuyuan dare not eat vegetables." ”

Lin Duxiao also had some truth when he thought about it, and when he thought of Yang Jinyao's poker face, he didn't know why he suddenly felt some pity for Yang Shuyuan in his heart.

"Baby, it's still a little bit away, how about you do it?" Lu Haoyan picked up Lin Duxiao's chin with his fingertips, looked at him with a charming expression, and said, "Although I can't * lettuce, but I can * yours, I don't know if Xiao Sheng succeeded in seducing Childe today?" ”

Lin Duxiao smiled and reached out to hook Lu Haoyan's neck, then leaned into his ear and blew softly: "Childe wants it now, you have to be responsible." ”

"That little boy is trying his best to satisfy you." Lu Haoyan kissed Lin Duxiao's face on one side, looked at Lin Duxiao's moist eyes, and covered his lips accurately, the sweet taste on Lin Duxiao's body was like a fire that suddenly ignited Lu Haoyan, and before he could take the next step, the lettuce child didn't know when to climb on the bed and kissed Lin Duxiao's face hard.

This frightened Lin Duxiao immediately withdrew his hand, looked at the lettuce with a blushing face and said, "When did you run in?" ”

"I came in when I was boro~" Lettuce looked at her father with a smile and stretched out her hands: "Dad, I want to do it too." ”

"Little ghost, kiss my daughter-in-law and still want me to ......" Lu Haoyan stared at him before he finished training, lettuce threw himself into his arms, and then kissed him on the face, perfectly interrupting Lu Haoyan's next words.

Is......

I couldn't even train her.

Originally, Lu Haoyan planned to have a physical exchange with Lin Duxiao before leaving, but this time he was disturbed beyond recognition by lettuce.

When Lu Haoyan was fastening the seat belt for lettuce, lettuce suddenly burst out of a sentence: "Dad, what does it mean to hoe the day of noon?" ”

When Mr. Lu was here some time ago, every time he saw lettuce wasting food, he recited "Compassion for Nong" to her, and Lu lettuce's children pretended to be aware of a heart of "Although I don't have much culture, but I can't let you know that I'm not educated", he continued to waste food seriously, and today her father also mentioned this when he was mad, and lettuce finally couldn't help but ask.

After Lu Haoyan buckled the buckle of the seat belt for her, he rubbed her hair with a smile and said: "On the afternoon of hoeing day, Qingming Shanghe map, hematopoietic stem cells, bending bow and shooting eagles, compound grass coral, square difference formula, they all have the same meaning." ”

"Huh? Dad, I don't understand. Lettuce looked at her father blankly, not understanding what he was talking about.

"That is to say, hoeing is what dad means, and noon is mom's...... Oops......"

As soon as Lin Duxiao heard that Lu Haoyan was instilling this kind of messy knowledge in lettuce in a serious way, he grabbed Lu Haoyan's collar and was about to tear him away, but the big man's head hit the roof of the car all of a sudden, and he immediately screamed in pain.

"Daughter-in-law, it hurts, my head hurts."

Lu Haoyan looked at Lin Duxiao aggrievedly and shouted, Lin Duxiao rolled his eyes and brought him a sentence of "deserved", who asked him to instill this kind of garbage knowledge to such a big child!

"Early sex education is very important."

Lin Duxiao looked at Lu who had a righteous and awe-inspiring face, and then looked at lettuce who wanted to say something and wanted to ask, "What is sex education", and sighed helplessly: "Look at how old this little guy is, sex education is a ghost, and do you think it's good for our two big men to instill this kind of education knowledge in her?" ”

"What's wrong, isn't it all about going into the hole?"

Lin Duxiao covered his face with one hand and sighed deeply: There is no way, this person is hopeless.