Chapter 49: Small punches punch you in the chest

It may be that Wen Han has been talking about Gu Bei in the audience, Gu Bei couldn't help but let out a "sneeze", and the sneezing sound spread throughout the entire venue through the small microphone.

One of the dwarfs made a gesture of begging God with his hands towards the sky in order to play a round game: "Ah! Prince! If you don't come again, the princess will catch a cold and die! ”

The audience couldn't stand it anymore, and a girl rolled her hand into a trumpet and shouted: "Where's the prince! If you don't have a prince, you can do it with a dwarf! ”

"What dwarfs, I haven't kissed yet." A familiar voice came out, and Lin Duxiao's eyelids jumped when he heard it.

When Lu Haoyan came on the stage to show his face, Lin Duxiao and Wen Han squirted out the milk tea in their mouths at the same time, thanks to the two of them sitting in the first row, if they sat in the back, the brains of the people in the front row would probably suffer.

The seven dwarfs on the stage looked at each other, I don't know what the situation is, isn't this person Brother Wu? What about Brother Wu?

For the sake of the prize money of the medical school, these dwarfs can only continue to act in this play, anyway, they all recognize whether the mule is a horse or not, obviously their Wu Ge is more like a mule, and this person on stage is like a horse.

A dwarf hurried up to meet him and shouted, "Ah! Prince! You're finally here! The princess has been waiting for you here for a long time! ”

Wen Han wiped the milk tea at the corner of his mouth and complained: "This is a fairy tale drama, not a palace fighting drama!" ”

Lin Duxiao looked at Lu Haoyan on the stage blankly, obviously Lu didn't notice the son sitting in the audience, and he didn't know who shouted in the audience, "The prince is so handsome!" ”

This immediately resonated with others, and Lin Duxiao leaned closer to Wen Han and muttered in his ear, "What if those people knew that this princess was played by Gu Bei?" ”

"You're going crazy, aren't you?"

Lin Duxiao nodded in agreement, although I don't know why Lu Haoyan came over to play the prince, but it is rare to see Gu Bei and Lu Haoyan acting in the same frame, this is really a thousand years to wait, Lin Duxiao quickly turned on the mobile phone to record, thanks to the fact that he fully charged the mobile phone before going out, there was enough power to record.

And Wen Han was a little embarrassed, his mobile phone had three percent of the battery left, and the camera couldn't be turned on, Lin Duxiao said with a smile: "It's okay, I'll add a WeChat later, I'll send it to you~"

Wen Han nodded and said "Okay".

In fact, you don't need Lin Duxiao to pass it on at all! This scene is destined to be popular all over the Internet!

Lu Haoyan stepped forward step by step affectionately, and when he saw the person lying there, the whole person stood in place like thunder and didn't know what to say.

Who the is this?????

His son is not so tall! The legs are not that long!! It's definitely not his fucking son! He knows all his sons when they turn to ashes!

Lu Haoyan raised his head and faced Lin Duxiao, who was holding his mobile phone and drinking milk tea while recording: me???? What the fuck is this??? Didn't Wu Yang say that Lin Duxiao played Snow White???

Classmate Lu has already figured out how to break the bridge where his son woke up with a kiss! But what is it that lies on this broken Simmons now?

Wrong......

Wait a minute......

Prince Lu looked at the person beside Lin Duxiao, and when he saw that it was warm and cold, Lu felt a chill in his heart.

No way......

Probably not????

"Prince, you need to kiss the princess to break the princess's curse, only those who truly love each other can ......"

"Stop pushing!" Lu Haoyan shouted impatiently at the dwarf, he reached out and twisted Gu Bei's face and shouted, "Are you fucking awake?" ”

Gu Bei was hit so hard that he immediately sat up from Simmons, and when he saw Lu Haoyan's peach blossom face, his eyes were as big as copper bells.

"Why are you here?"

Gu Bei's deep voice sounded in this venue, and Le's Wen Han slapped his legs: "Hey, let me tell you, this is definitely a good show." ”

"I think it's a farce." Lin Duxiao looked at the two of them with interest, and really didn't know what Hao Hao should do.

Lu Haoyan cried out unhappily: "I still want to ask why are you here?" ”

This is definitely one of the most handsome princes on this stage.

This is definitely one of the most foul-mouthed princes on this stage.

Gu Bei looked at his child sitting in the audience with a happy appearance, so he smiled and began to win Wen Han with his professional cultivation, he grabbed Lu Haoyan's arm and pressed the man down on the mattress, which made the audience scream.

"I'm waiting for you here, my prince." Gu Bei hooked the corners of his lips and smiled, hitting the heart of the girl below.

Lin Duxiao looked at Wen Han and asked, "Let's bet, who is the two of them?" ”

Wen Han hesitated for a long time with milk tea, and then said: "I'll bet on your family's Gu Bei." ”

"I don't think so." Lin Duxiao looked back at the people sitting in the audience, all of them were crazy with their mobile phones, and it seemed that there were news headlines tonight.

"I wasn't the looking for you!" Lu Haoyan didn't expect Gu Bei to have so much strength now, and he couldn't break free like this.

"Aren't you looking for me? People are so sad......" Gu Bei's lost voice was particularly pitiful, which directly made the motherly love of the girl below.

A bunch of dwarfs stood aside, embarrassed and didn't know what to do......

The original script was for their silly dicks to sing around Snow White: "So happy, Snow White is awake." ”

Right now......

It's hard to sing: I'm so happy, Snow White is pressuring the prince???

The man who played the queen waited backstage for a long time and didn't wait for them to get off the stage, this shouldn't be, it stands to reason that as soon as the prince comes up, he kisses the princess, and then he should wake up......

It's been so long now, why hasn't it been done yet???

Brother Wu, who had diarrhea and collapsed, came to the backstage with a pale face with his pants and a pale face, and scared the man who played the queen alive.

", Brother Wu, why are you here? Shouldn't you be on stage? ”

"Some people said to help me take the shift, so I went to the toilet with peace of mind."

Substitute ......

What the heck?

The man who played the queen immediately rushed to the audience from the backstage, and when he looked at the stage, the situation was out of control, and the seven dwarfs were sitting on the ground watching the two of them act like a vagrant.

"I'm sorry, I'm looking for Cinderella, not you." Lu Haoyan looked at Gu Bei with a smile and said.

"Then looking for Cinderella, there should always be a crystal slipper, right?" Gu Bei looked at Lu Haoyan and said with an innocent smile on his face, "I am the same size as Cinderella shoes, and I can wear them." ”

"Ruler of your mother!" Lu Haoyan kicked Gu Bei's abdomen and kicked the Snow White to the ground.

Wen Han looked at the two people on the stage with an expression of "Look, I'll just say it", obviously Lu Haoyan will have more strength.

Lin Duxiao just clearly felt that Lu Haoyan's patience had reached the limit, and it was not easy for Lu to endure it until now.

Gu Bei hung his head and said to himself pitifully: "Snow White, you can't cry, you have to be strong, you can only become strong so that you will not be bullied." ”

Lu Haoyan just got up and got out of bed and was about to say to Gu Bei, "Don't make a fuss", but Gu Bei stood up and startled him: "What are you doing?" ”

Gu Bei looked at Lu Haoyan with a little daughter-in-law who was being bullied, and Lu Haoyan's back was numb when he saw it.

"You're bullying people!" Gu Bei stepped forward and stared at Lu Haoyan's eyes and said, "So, people are going to beat your chest with a small fist." ”

Although it is a small fist......

The sound of "bang, bang, bang" made Lin Duxiao tremble, and when he saw that Gu Bei was about to hit him for the third time, Lu Haoyan grabbed Gu Bei's waist and threw Gu Bei on the bed.

"Oh? You're going to pound me in the chest? Lu Haoyan looked at Gu Bei playfully and said, "It's okay to let me like you, but ......"

But?

Lu Haoyan ripped off Gu Bei's wig and said, "I prefer that kind of girl with long hair fluttering, you ...... It's too short......"

After Lu Haoyan finished saying that it was too short, he also looked under Gu Bei, and Gu Bei scolded his mother in his heart, this dog thing is really ...... Shameless!

Gu Bei smiled slightly, raised his fist and waved it at Lu Haoyan's face, it was good that Lu had been in the army before, he flashed, and directly dodged Gu Bei's fist, as well as the leg that wanted to kick his crotch.

Gu Bei sat up from the bed, and he didn't know who suddenly shouted: "That's Gu Bei!" ”

This time, everyone is crazy.

"Gu Bei, I love you!"

"Gu Bei! Husband! I'm going to marry you!!! ”

"Gu Bei! The prince doesn't want you! I want you!!!! ”

Lin Duxiao looked at Wen Han and said, "Look, it's crazy." ”

Wen Han shook his head helplessly, this scene is all right, he has seen it even crazier before.

"Prince, you see, so many people want me." Gu Bei blinked his eyes and looked at Lu Haoyan innocently and said, "You are not attractive enough." ”

Lu Haoyan didn't care, and said with a smile: "I'm sorry, my princess is not you." ”

After speaking, someone Lu turned down from the stage, such a high platform, Lu Haoyan said to jump, Lu wolf, oh no, Prince Lu walked up to Lin Duxiao and said: "Princess, it's so deep hidden, it's so hard for me to find." ”

This divine turn made the expressions on the faces of the people in the audience change ever-changing, which can be called wonderful.

Gu Bei sat on the shabby Simmons mattress and looked at Wen Han's direction aggrievedly and said, "It's so lonely, why don't you come to pick me up my prince." ”

Wen Han couldn't stand it anymore because of Lu Haoyan and Lin Duxiao's fancy show of affection, and when he came back, he was stared at by Gu Bei and his scalp was numb, so he had no choice but to walk up the stage from the steps next to him, and slapped Gu Bei on the head and shouted: "You won't go down without a prince!" ”

Wen Han didn't know that the people under him were hurting at the bottom of his slap, this was Gu Bei! How willing to fight!

"Yo, catch the prince."

Gu Bei stretched out his hand to put Wen Han on his shoulder, compared his heart to the audience below, and then walked off the stage.

The seven dwarfs on the stage were originally playing "you shoot one, I shoot one", and one of them found that the prince and princess on the stage were gone, so he hurriedly stepped forward and said: "So, the prince and princess found their own happiness and parted ways." ”

After speaking, he quickly pulled the remaining six dwarves off the stage.

It's a good show, it's really a good show that can be recorded in the history of the school!