Chapter 329: Fighting Wisdom (Subscription Requested)
The stall owner hurriedly rushed forward to welcome a few guests in, and served three bowls of tofu brain with a smile on his face, and placed them in front of the three guests: "The three guest officers are from the north at first glance, the three guest officers have walked through a lot of places, and the guests who came from afar have worked hard, please sit down, the tofu brain is light and refreshing, very delicious, three of you please use it slowly." (Pen Fun Pavilion)"
He was afraid that the tofu brain he made would not meet the taste of several northern guests, so he didn't dare to say much in his heart, and later found that after the guests drank the tofu brain, he gave a thumbs up and praised the tofu brain for being delicious.
He was relieved, with a smile on his face, and after sending the guests away enthusiastically, he had to bend down apologetically to Ziwei: "Childe, I'm sorry, there are guests here, I don't take care of you, please forgive me for the neglect." The old man has no other skills, he only has one craft, he can make tofu brain, you can drink a few more bowls, so you will grow fat. ”
Ziwei drank En'en and agreed with his statement, and drank tofu brain to grow white and fat.
"You see, there are a few stalls nearby, and his family's business is booming, and the stall owners have not been idle, and they are busy." Ziwei drank tofu brain while praising Xiangyang.
"Flutter" Xiang Yang laughed, the depression just now disappeared a little, and then he understood what the stall owner meant, using Ziwei being too thin to talk about things, and sell the tofu brain he made. Tell Ziwei that if she wants to gain weight and become a fat and strong man like him, there is a way: that is, go to his stall every day to buy tofu brain and drink, and after drinking it for a month, she will gain weight.
Drinking tofu brain is the best way to gain weight.
This woman didn't know that she had been put on the table by the stall owner, and she was sitting here as a living signboard to help him attract business, and his business was booming, just scooping a spoonful of tofu brain with a spoon to reward her, this woman who loves to take advantage of it, sat here and chatted with him without a match, the purpose was to drink a few more bowls of tofu brain. To achieve a quick effect, this woman is too easy to fool.
"Xiangyang, you can also drink a bowl, drinking tofu brain will really grow better, look at you, in the recent period, I haven't eaten well, and I have lost a lot."
"You need to gain weight more than I do, you will grow taller and fatter when you drink it." Xiang Yang pushed the tofu brain on the table in front of Ziwei, and accosted Ziwei in a mocking tone.
Ziwei was drinking happily, without carefully tasting the meaning of Xiang Yang's words, seeing that he automatically gave her tofu brain to drink, she smiled at him gratefully, and drank it again.
Xiang Yang saw that Ziwei was mocked by a small stall owner, and secretly exclaimed in his heart. This woman has never suffered a loss, how could she be fooled by a rural villager, maybe everyone has a love for beauty, this stall owner mainly caught the heart of people's love for beauty, let people be deceived, helped her find a secret recipe to gain weight, and went to open a tofu room to grind beans.
Drill into the tofu room all day long, study and master the skills of point marinade. Boil the pulp with a slight fire, can not overflow the pot, the tofu brain that comes out of this way is not pasty, not bitter, not astringent, when hooking the marinade with a rapid fire, just open the pot. The cooking of the marinade should be made with fresh mutton slices and a good mouthful of grinding soup, and the heat should be mastered well, and the stew technique should not be used to boil the marinade, so as to maintain the freshness of the marinade. Gain weight by drinking tofu brain every day, the ghost believes it.
Thinking that this woman was in the dining room all the time, with tofu flowers hanging on her face and charcoal ash sprinkled on her body, making her face dusty, and no longer coming out to find their bad luck, he could go in and out of the mansion freely, and no one was nagging in his ear, and his heart was as happy as a fan, fanning leisurely.
Xiang Yang's round face smiled like a blooming sunflower, and some of the words that came out of his mouth were quite sweet, coaxing Ziwei into the dining room: "In the future, the son in the mansion will be blessed, and he can drink the tofu brain cooked by the county lord himself in the mansion every day." This is the blessing that I cultivated in my previous life, and if I have this wife, what more can my husband ask for. ”
Ziwei looked at a round face, smiling strangely, knowing that he was teasing her, she glanced at the tofu brain that was not steaming, and suddenly grabbed his key point and sealed his mouth: "You haven't moved the tofu brain in your bowl, you still expect to have tofu brain to drink when you go home, you dream!" ”
Xiang Yang pointed to Ziwei's slender body very intimately, and joked with a smile: "Hey, kindness is treated as a donkey's liver and lungs, I am reluctant to drink it for you to drink, you still don't appreciate it, but accuse me, hey, I'm sad." You have drunk and your health is good, and this is the glory of our husband's servant. ”
Ziwei stared, looking at the round face on the other side, who didn't believe his conscience, and his words became more and more wrong: when did he take himself as her husband, this guy who owes a beating, itchy skin!
She drank tofu brain, secretly sneered, and snorted softly from her nostrils: "You still have this kindness?" The devil believes in you. Believe that your sow will go up to the tree!"
"If a man is reliable, the sow will go up the tree!" Xiang Yang laughed and teased happily. He casually pointed to the tofu brain and said to Ziwei with a smile: "I will have a good mouth in the future, stay in the house and watch you grind beans every day, make tofu brain, drink fat, grow big shoulders and round waist, then I will definitely thank the county lord for his great kindness." ”
There is a strong sense of shame in these words, how to make tofu brain, how in his mouth, he became a dignified county lord, and she went to the dining room to make tofu brain, and she has become a tofu county lord since then.
She just knew that there was a tofu Shih Tzu, and when a tofu lord appeared.
No, why do you feel so embarrassed today by the name Tofu Shih Tzu, hey, I remember.
Speaking of the name of tofu Shih Tzu is for a reason, people in the capital like to go to the opera garden to listen to stories and watch dramas, some people remember the name of Diao Chan, thinking that she must be a very Diao woman, is a disaster, people use Diao Chan as a scolding name.
Later, another opera troupe came, and the repeated singing of the opera was in the opera, talking about a beautiful woman Xi Shi in ancient times, who opened a tofu shop when she was young, with a good appearance, long human body, and extremely thin eyebrows. Everyone calls her Tofu Shih Tzu."
Tofu is nutritious, cheap and good, it is the home-cooked food of ordinary people, compared to chicken, duck, fish, meat and seafood, tofu and cabbage are the same, they all belong to the "cold product".
Nowadays, some Confucian officials take alfalfa as their career, and the common saying is to eat tofu and cabbage.
Tofu has a cultural connotation of being cold or not rich.
Therefore, the current saying "eating tofu and cabbage" is used to metaphorize the shabby life of some officials who are poor and have low salaries
In addition, the appearance of tofu is white and delicate, the color is very good, compared with the crystal clear and moist of pearl jade, and it is greatly inferior, its beauty is simple and cold and limited, different from the luxury and richness of jewelry. It still reflects the life of poverty.
Ziwei heard the taste of Xiang Yang's teasing, and her anger grew in her heart like a madweed, and she took advantage of his inattention, scooped up a spoonful of cold tofu brain and stuffed it into his mouth: "Stop." ”
The tofu brain entered his mouth coldly, leaving a fragrance in his mouth to arouse his appetite, and his stomach was churning, at this time, the smile on Xiang Yang's face disappeared, and he didn't care whether this bowl of tofu brain was delicious, so he drank it in two bites.
"You're really good, you know I'm hungry, and you feed me tofu brain, I've been blessed for several lifetimes, it seems that I'm still blessed, I don't compare martial arts with him when I go home, but more than who gets your favor, it seems that I won this game." Xiang Yang's poor mouth seemed to be unable to control the gate, and he talked about it with relish regardless of it, and Ziwei's face was red and white.
When did the two change positions, at the beginning it was Ziwei who provoked Xiangyang's bottom line, he wanted to enter the restaurant again, to eat meat and drink, she was not as good as he wanted, and specially selected a stall on the road to drink tofu brain, a dignified man, how can a bowl of tofu brain fill his big belly.
The fragrance of tofu brain is delicious, and Xiang Yang is even more hungry, and his stomach unceremoniously begins to "gurgle" and scream more happily, and Xiang Yang is even more angry in his heart, but for the sake of face, it is not easy to attack, only Yin and Yang are damaged here.
Xiang Yang's words fell on her ears, twisted very differently, and she couldn't grasp his handle on the surface, so she could only block his mouth with a tofu brain, so she blocked her ears and made it easier to worry.
Experience teaches.
Xiang Yang rubbed with Ziwei many times, and knew a little about her habits and hobbies, knowing that he didn't like others to speak to her taste, so he specifically said some flattering words with duplicity, which made Ziwei's hairs stand on end, and finally found a way to plug his mouth with something.
A bowl of tofu brain is too watery, and it has not solved the problem of hunger by sliding into the stomach all of a sudden, so Xiang Yang raised his voice and thanked him loudly: "Thank you, the tofu brain is really delicious, you can feed me when you go back." ”
Xiang Yang's loud cheers turned people from the sight of the tofu brain to them. People saw two big men flirting in public, some people saw that something was wrong, and despised the bad habits of the two, and one person couldn't see it and said to the stall owner: "It's insulting." ”
Xiang Yang pretended not to hear it, and sat opposite Ziwei, took the fan from Ziwei's hand, and fanned it slowly, while fanning and whispering to Ziwei: "It's hot, drink slowly, don't be hot." ”
The fan fanned, everyone's eyes blinked, and the fan ignored everyone's contemptuous eyes and continued to send coolness to Ziwei.
Fan Ziwei's face, she couldn't help but not feel the slightest coolness, but sweated profusely, her face was red, and the sweat flowed down her face.
Xiang Yang took out the silk handkerchief very considerately and pinched it on his big hand, ready to wipe the hot sweat on the tip of his nose, when the silk handkerchief was close to Ziwei's cheek.
I don't know who it is, and let out a sigh: "Look." There are strange things one after another, it turns out that I just heard that the rich people in the capital like to keep some little white faces, I didn't believe it, but now I see it with my own eyes, I have to believe it, hey! The world is getting worse and worse. I had to believe it. ”
After saying that, people booed in dissatisfaction.
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