[067] Tsundere's old fox

(Cat flutter Chinese) "We're here!"

Traveling all the way, under the constant complaints of the fat man and the constant urging of Brother Zhou, I finally arrived near the hut with them.

"Holy!"

Looking at the low and dilapidated thatched hut in front of him, the fat man was dumbfounded on the spot! I couldn't help but look at me and said with a look of surprise, "Isn't it?" This...... This is your home? ”

"yes!"

Nodding affirmatively, I knew that the fat man would definitely react like this, and was about to speak, but Brother Zhou couldn't help but shudder fiercely, and knocked directly on the fat man's head: "What do you know?" That's the real place! ”

While speaking, Brother Zhou couldn't help but glance around at the surrounding geography and mountains again, and at the same time, his eyes lit up, and he couldn't help but praise with a face: "It's really a good place!" Look at this mountain feng shui, I'm afraid that only your master can find such a good place in this barren mountain and wilderness! ”

"Really?"

I glanced at him suspiciously, and I couldn't help but subconsciously look around, and said in my heart, why am I so unbelieving? I've been living here for 18 years, so why haven't I noticed where the feng shui is here?

Isn't this just an ordinary foothill that can't be more ordinary?

"You'll find out later!"

Maybe it was because he saw the suspicion in my eyes, Brother Zhou couldn't help but smile slightly, maybe he was in a hurry to enter the house to visit, he didn't explain much to me at all! After a perfunctory sentence, he hurriedly urged me again: "Hurry up and open the door!" I can't wait! ”

“……”

Rather speechless, I quickly took out the key to open the courtyard door, and then walked straight in with them.

"Huh?"

As soon as he entered the courtyard gate, Brother Zhou's face couldn't help but be full of brilliance, as if he had discovered a "new continent": "Wonderful, it really deserves to be Master Bai's residence, and these formations in the courtyard are probably enough for me to study for several months!" ”

As he spoke, he slowly pushed the door open and walked into the hut almost in a "pilgrimage" mood.

Naturally, I hurriedly followed, but at this moment, the fat man couldn't help but suddenly drag me, and asked with a fox face: "This ...... Is he alright? How do I feel...... His whole person is like an evil one? ”

"It's okay......"

I subconsciously shook my head and smiled, "Maybe it's because I'm too excited, right?" ”

"Excited?"

Puzzled at me, the fat man couldn't help but be even more suspicious, and looked at me a little dumbfounded, it was a little inexplicable! It seems that I don't understand at all, just a few broken thatched huts, what makes Brother Zhou so excited?

"Let's go in first!"

There are some things, even if I say it, the fat man is probably difficult to understand now, so I simply didn't explain anything, and took the fat man to follow the same.

As soon as I entered the house, I went straight to my bedroom to get a change of clothes! As for Brother Zhou and the fat man, they visited the entire hut inside and out.

Brother Zhou's expression was excited, the more he looked at it, the more excited he became, and the fat man was confused next to him, and wanted to ask Brother Zhou several times, but unfortunately Brother Zhou ignored him at all.

Finally, when Brother Zhou finished visiting the whole hut, I had already packed my things and was about to take them to find a place to dispose of the corpse first. Unexpectedly, Brother Zhou suddenly said: "Good place!" I've decided that we'll stay here for a few days after we're done with the bodies in a while! ”

"Huh?"

As soon as these words came out, the fat man and I were dumbfounded on the spot, among them I was okay, I was just a little surprised by Brother Zhou's decision, in fact, I wished I could stay here for a few more days. After all, once I get to college, I'm afraid I won't have much time to go back here.

The fat man was obviously a little unhappy, and couldn't help but mutter, "Isn't it? What's so good about this place, what's nothing, we really want to stay here for a few days? ”

"Of course!"

Nodding affirmatively, Brother Zhou said: "Silly boy, there are many benefits to this place, and after you live for a few days, you will naturally understand!" When that happens, I'm afraid you'll be reluctant to leave! ”

While speaking, Brother Zhou couldn't help but look directly at me again, and said with a smile: "You won't be unhappy, right?" ”

"Of course not!"

I subconsciously shook my head and said with a smile: "I wish I could stay until I start school before leaving!" ”

As I spoke, I had already thrown the clothes in my hand back on the bed, and then I said, "What? Let's get down to business first! Find a place first, bury this corpse quickly, and feel panicked when you think about it......"

"Yes!"

Nodding solemnly, Brother Zhou immediately swept his gaze straight to the direction of the back mountain, and said with a smile: "This place is good, just find a place, it is a treasure of feng shui!" In this way, it's really cheap for the kid surnamed Lan! ”

As we spoke, we soon went out again, and according to Brother Zhou's previous intentions, I took them directly to the back mountain where Master and I were hunting on weekdays.

Soon, we found a suitable place in the back mountain, dug a pit casually, and buried the body of the young Taoist priest directly here.

"Hoo ......"

It was only then that I finally breathed a sigh of relief, and said that I had finally disposed of this corpse, and I no longer had to run around the world with a dried corpse every day.

Not only that, but in the process of burying the body, we learned from Brother Zhou's mouth. It turned out that the full name of this Taoist priest was Lan Weisi, and he was indeed Brother Zhou's former junior disciple in Longhu Mountain.

Even their previous relationship was once very good, Brother Zhou has always regarded this little junior brother as his own brother, and takes great care of him on weekdays.

But he never expected that it was this little junior brother who he had always regarded as his own brother, when he had an accident, not only did he not remember the past friendship to help him, but he fell into the trap for him.

If not, Brother Zhou would not have fallen to the point where he is now!

But just when the fat man and I asked him curiously what happened back then, Brother Zhou shook his head with a wry smile on his face, kept silent, and refused to tell us.

In desperation, I had no choice but to change the topic at the right time, and pretended to regret it: "It's a pity, I left the shotgun at Xiao Bolt's house before, otherwise, we can still go back with some game today." ”

"What's so hard about that?"

Brother Zhou knew that I was helping him change the topic, so he glanced at me gratefully, picked up a few stones from the ground, and said with a smile: "It's the same with this thing!" ”

As soon as the words fell, I saw Brother Zhou's fingertips flick lightly, and the stone in his hand suddenly "banged" and hit a big tree a few meters away. The leaves were shocked on the spot, and they fell straight down, so you can imagine how terrifying the power of this stone is!

"Holy! So awesome? ”

The fat man and I were dumbfounded, shocked for a while, where did we dare to hesitate, and followed Brother Zhou to the deeper part of the back mountain.

Along the way, we also made a lot of gains, and with Brother Zhou's amazing "finger flick magic skill", we quickly hit two pheasants and a hare!

We thought it would be enough for us to eat, and then we began to turn back.

But just about halfway through the way, Brother Zhou's eyes suddenly lit up, and he hurriedly made a "silence" gesture to us: "Shhh See the grass in front of you? There's a big guy in there! ”

As soon as the words fell, we quickly squatted down, and Brother Zhou subconsciously picked up a stone from the ground. As soon as the prey in the grass appeared, he shot the stone out of his hand.

However, at this moment, I couldn't help but be suddenly startled, and couldn't help but push Brother Zhou next to me: "Don't!" ”

"Huh?"

Being pushed by me like this, the stone in Brother Zhou's hand suddenly hit the ground, and at the same time, he was shocked by the things in the grass!

With a "whoosh", I saw a silver-gray old fox jump out of the grass and disappear without a trace in the blink of an eye.

"What are you doing?"

Brother Zhou was suddenly startled, and couldn't help but glance at me inexplicably: "Isn't it just a fox?" Why are you so nervous? ”

"You can't hit a fox!"

I subconsciously shook my head and said with a nervous face: "The fox here can't be beaten!" ”

"Oh?"

Brother Zhou glanced at me meaningfully, but he didn't ask much, but just shrugged his shoulders slightly at me: "I said it earlier, if you don't fight, you won't fight, it will scare me......"

"Huh?"

Before he finished speaking, Brother Zhou couldn't help but suddenly let out another sigh, and then swept his gaze straight to a boulder about ten meters away from here.

"Huh?"

The fox glanced at him suspiciously, and the fat man and I couldn't help but sweep straight away from his gaze!

I was surprised to find that the old fox just now did not run away, but squatted directly on the boulder like a dog! Seeing me, it couldn't help but quickly stretched out its two front paws, as if to make a gesture, and bowed down respectfully to me.

"This ......"

Brother Zhou scratched his head suspiciously, but the fat man was a little dumbfounded, and couldn't help muttering: "I'll go!" It is said that foxes are human, this ...... That's an exaggeration, isn't it? ”

"It'...... As if you're playing tricks on us? ”

"Don't stink!"

Brother Zhou scolded and pushed him: "Which eye did you see it doing to you?" Is it doing something to Long Fei, probably thanking Long Fei for saving his life just now, right? ”

"Interesting...... It seems that eighty percent of this old fox has already become a sperm, right? How can you be so human? ”

While speaking, Brother Zhou couldn't help but try to arch his hand slightly at the fox, but who knew that the old fox was full of disgust. He pouted, and with a "whoosh", he jumped into the grass again.

"Hey?"

Seeing this scene, Brother Zhou was immediately amused, and said with a smile: "Don't you see, this old fox is actually quite arrogant?" ”

"That's it!"

Tut Tuk nodded in surprise, but the fat man couldn't help but suddenly push me, and joked with a face: "I said you kid, you shouldn't have been a fox in your last life, right?" I've never seen you so caring before, why are you so interested in the fox, and it seems to respect you too? ”

"Holy!"

The fat man was startled and said, "You kid shouldn't be a vixen, right?" ”

"Get out!"

As soon as these words came out, my heart was speechless for a while, and I couldn't help but push him as well, scolding: "You are the fox spirit!" Your whole family is a vixen......"

"What's wrong with the vixen?"

The fat man said with a look of course: "You haven't watched "Strange Tales from Liaozhai", the fox spirit is the most benevolent, if you can marry a fox spirit as a wife, it will be really cool and crooked......"

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