Chapter 67: Killing the Chicken
Xu Banxian'er's miscalculation was completely beyond my expectations, three people who counted the moles would not make a mistake at the same time.
Seeing this, the eldest king smiled proudly and mocked:
"Oh, you guys brought this blind old man here coldly, and installed the name of a half-fairy, which really scared me."
I was stunned and stunned, I couldn't believe this result, how could Xu Banxian'er miscalculate?
The villagers in the four places began to discuss, and the content of the meeting began to shift from fortune-telling to me and Lao Liu, two newcomers.
"Hey, what are these two doing outside the village? Why are you running the train with your mouth full, this blind old man has to rely on us for relief when he eats, and he also says that he is a half-fairy, and they are here to cheat money, right? ”
"The eldest king is the old household registration in our village, since these two people have been here for a few days, so many strange things have happened, I see, these two people are broom stars"
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When the villagers saw that Xu Banxian'er recommended by me had miscalculated, they began to lose trust in us, and even worse, they said that the evil in this big rooster was the ghost of me and Lao Liu.
I stood there and looked at Lao Liu at a loss, and Lao Liu waved me to go home meaningfully, and Lao Liu and I withdrew from the crowd amid the criticism of the villagers.
Although this matter has nothing to do with me, it is me who says that the blind old man is Xu Banxian'er, and this will be branded as a liar, and my face is really a little hot.
As soon as the two of us withdrew from the crowd, Xu Banxian'er also walked out, and in the midst of a boo, the three of us retreated in disgrace.
I held my breath, and on the way, I asked loudly to Xu Banxian'er:
"I said, uncle, are you Xu Banxian'er, you still have the word Xian'er in your nickname, why can't you even be a big old king?"
Xu Banxian'er didn't get angry when she saw that I had a bad attitude, the corners of her mouth rose and she smiled lightly, and said slowly:
"You announce my identity in front of the whole village, if I win, how can I live peacefully in this sheep grass ditch in the future"
I want to laugh when I hear Xu Banxian'er's words, he means that he didn't have enough of the hidden masters, and he deliberately lost in front of the villagers! Isn't that?
"Huh.."
I sneered, not interested in dealing with him anymore, turned my head to Lao Liu and said:
"Lao Liu, it's okay now, the big rooster didn't catch, but became a liar, this will offend the big old king, I don't know if he will give me the third hexagram tomorrow"
Lao Liu coughed twice and said:
"Don't panic, we're just here to find Xu Banxian'er, since we've found it, it doesn't matter if the third hexagram of the eldest king counts."
Lao Liu's words surprised me a little, this Xu Banxian didn't know if he had real skills, he dropped the chain at a critical moment, and Lao Liu still trusted him so much.
With my hands in my pockets, I breathed a sigh of relief and walked forward disappointedly, not saying anything more.
After a while, Xu Banxian opened her mouth and said:
"Young man, you don't have to be angry with me, I didn't actually lose this hexagram just now"
Still not admitting defeat?
I replied angrily:
"Half a fairy, the number is not right, and you still say that you didn't lose, did you raise your name?"
Xu Banxian'er laughed twice and replied:
"The mole on Zhang Mazi's face, at this time, is indeed 184, but at three o'clock this afternoon, he will still grow a new mole, the old king is counting the Jing hexagram at the moment, I just looked back one step more than him"
When I heard what he said, I couldn't help but stop and be stunned for a moment.
"What do you say? You said that Zhang Mazi will have a new mole on his face at three o'clock this afternoon? ”
Xu Banxian'er nodded and said:
"Yes, yes, I smiled and walked south from the fork of the village"
Xu Banxian'er's statement is a bit mysterious, he can calculate when people have scabs on their faces?
I looked at Lao Liu dumbfounded, wanting to hear his opinion.
Lao Liu looked at Xu Banxian's back with a stick, and it was not until he disappeared from sight that he turned his head and said to me helplessly:
"Don't be suspicious of employing people, don't be suspicious, you stinky boy"
"Lao Liu, don't you think it's outrageous? Don't you dare to make it up like this in the movie? What time can people get moles? Is there a fucking law of nature, it's just heaven and earth, and can you still figure out that people shit and fart? ”
The more I talked, the more excited I became, and the little trust I had in Xu Banxian'er before was completely shattered by his outrageous words just now.
Lao Liu sighed, patted me on the shoulder and said:
"You have experienced a lot more than others, and I understand that you are young and have more doubts, but you have to remember that too many doubts are to miss your luck invisibly."
I haven't digested Lao Liu's bowl of chicken soup yet, and he didn't wait for me after he finished speaking, and went to Zhou Zhuang's house by himself.
I took out my mobile phone and glanced at the time, it's one o'clock in the afternoon, no, I still have to go to Wang Mazi's house, I don't believe it, this Wang Mazi can really grow a mole out of thin air at three o'clock in the afternoon.
I made up my mind and turned and walked back.
I inquired all the way, and when I arrived at Wang Mazi's house, it was almost two o'clock in the afternoon, Wang Mazi was stunned for a moment after hearing my intention, and then laughed loudly for a while, and said:
"Dude, you're from the city, you people in the city are so good at playing? Are you sure you're going to stare in my face until three o'clock? ”
I nodded firmly, I don't believe in any inferences from others, I only believe in the truth, I only believe in what I have seen with my own eyes, Xu Banxian said that he will grow a mole at three o'clock in the afternoon, okay, I will stare at three o'clock, I see how it is a mole!!
"Brother, I'm not kidding, are you okay, I'll count it first"
Saying that I was about to go over and count the moles, Zhang Mazi took a step back when he heard the words, and said:
"Hey, don't, no one wants to look at my face before you come, and I'm really happy if you want to see it like this, but if you want to stare at me until three o'clock, it will also delay my work, you say......."
Zhang Mazi said as he smiled obscenely with the face of the 184 moles, really as disgusting as ugly as he was.
I understood what he meant, so I reluctantly took out fifty yuan from my pocket and handed it to him, saying:
"Dude, okay?"
Zhang Mazi borrowed money, smiled from ear to ear, nodded again and again and said:
"That's too good, it's the first time I've grown up to make money with my appearance, don't talk about it, you can touch it if you want to kiss it"
With that, he sat down and leaned his big face forward.
I took a deep breath, resisted the disgust in my heart, and began to count the moles one by one.
After more than ten minutes, I finally finished counting the "stars" on his face
There are a total of 184 pieces, and the big old king is really not bad!
The next thing is to wait for three o'clock, I watched Zhang Mazi's face staring motionless at three o'clock with a worried heart.
As soon as three o'clock came, I couldn't wait to start counting the moles again.
One, two, three.........
Ten minutes later, I sat limply on my stool.
185 !!
It's really a new one!!
This shock from the heart made me feel my insignificance, and I was also embarrassed by my own inconsistency and suspicion.
I counted it a few more times just to be on the safe side, and it was all 185 on the spot.
When I left Zhang Mazi's house, my eyes had become a piece of flowers, and the faces of those I saw already had a mole.
I scolded myself for a few words, and I had the heart to apologize to Xu Banxian'er, but I didn't know where he lived.
Just as I was standing on the side of the road and hesitating left and right, I suddenly saw the big rooster that turned the soul and galloped on the village road.
This beast wants to harm people again? I didn't think much of it, grabbed two stones from the ground and chased after them.
The big seemed to be a little scared when he saw me, and ran forward with his head held up.
I was chasing after it, and I didn't notice under my feet, when I suddenly stepped on a puddle of water, and I didn't pay attention to it.
This fall was quite hard, half of my body hurt like a shelf, my shoulder was dislocated, and the stone in my hand was also taken off.
The big ran for a while, as if noticing that I had fallen, and turned around and walked towards me step by step.
I was shocked, not good!
This rooster is so evil that even the old cow can peck to death, and I can't lift my right arm now when I fall, if he targets him, I'll be in danger!
I was so frightened that I retreated, and when the rooster saw that I was instigated, he quickened his pace and ran towards me.
The big ran faster and faster, and when it saw that it was close to me, it pecked at me in the eyes!!
Just when my life was hanging in the balance, I suddenly heard a "snap".
A shovel slapped on the head of the big rooster of the soul, no matter how powerful the big rooster was, it was made of meat, which made the shovel fierce, blood flowed all over the ground, fluttered a few times, and died.
I was shocked to sweat, and looked along the shovel, the person who shot the dead rooster was actually Zhou Zhuang's wife, Xiao Chu!