Chapter 44: Fat Man
The fifth aunt couldn't resist the fifth uncle in the end, and she was afraid of being divorced by the fifth uncle. took out the only remaining dowry and handed it to Liang Zhaodi. Liang Zhaodi took the money and said to the fifth aunt: "There is no antidote!" ”
The money is in hand, and you say you have no antidote? Where is the fifth aunt willing to let in.
"That's good to wash that powder, wash it twice!" Liang Zhaodi advised.
When the fifth aunt wanted to say something, Liang Zhaodi also urged: "Don't delay, the powder will go down the pores of the sweat hair, enter the skin, and then into the blood vessels, it will kill you."
The fifth aunt has a feeling that she has been tricked, and she always feels like her money has been wasted. But hearing Liang Zhaodi say this, he was in a hurry to go back.
Fifth uncle Liang Xing saw his daughter-in-law come back, a smile bloomed on his face, and he greeted him and said, "Daughter-in-law, what about the antidote, where is the antidote?" ”
Seeing that the fifth aunt's hands were empty, the fifth uncle Liang Xing's face suddenly fell, and he asked angrily, "Where is the antidote!" Didn't you swallow the money privately and didn't get the antidote from Zhao Di, right? ”
"Zhao Di said, there is no antidote, just let you wash it a few more times"
How many washes? Fifth uncle Liang Xing was skeptical, although Liang Zhaodi was sometimes very spicy, but he was still reasonable. No, the fifth aunt took the money, but she didn't hand over the antidote.
"Did you swallow the money of the dowry and didn't exchange it at all!"
"O conscience of heaven and earth! I really went, that's what Zhao Di said! The fifth aunt defended herself.
"You woman is terrible," the fifth uncle said, and he stepped forward to beat the fifth aunt.
"Stop!" Liang Zhaodi walked over and shouted. Looking at the fifth uncle's appearance, she got angry. It is enough for the fifth aunt to marry someone like the fifth uncle.
"What does it have to do with you when I teach my daughter-in-law a lesson?" Fifth Uncle Liang Xing's heart has been burning with a fire, and there is nowhere to burn. happened to Liang Zhaodi coming over, so he scolded: "You are so wide, come and be the master of the fifth uncle's family!" ”
"The fifth aunt gave me the money, and I also gave her the secret recipe for the antidote, it's what you mean if you don't listen to it" Liang Zhaodi came to clarify that the fifth aunt did not swallow the money privately. "As for the master of your family, it is not rare, even if you are given a mountain of gold, you can also sit and eat an empty mountain."
Liang Zhaodi understands this lazy uncle, stealing chickens and touching dogs, and does not do less. When something happens, it will be pushed to the fifth aunt, but the fifth aunt is that cowardly temperament. Even if he holds a hundred truths in his hand, he will not say a single one.
"Liang Zhaodi, you bullshit antidote, if you wash it, what else do I spend three hundred and fifty dollars for?"
Oh! It turned out that I was not happy here, and I was worried about the money. Knowing that his antidote is so prosaic, he has the meaning of repentance.
"Fifth uncle, why are you talking like that!" Liang Zhaodi wanted to talk to this uncle and said, "You think my rabbit is the same as air!" You don't need money to eat as much as you want. You are so distressed about money, when you eat, why don't you want to think about it, it's someone else's thing, you can't move it! ”
Liang Zhaodi poked the pain of the fifth uncle Liang Xing, and he retorted calmly: "Just that few dollars, it's not distressing, the money is a bastard, and you can earn it if you don't have it!" ”
"The fifth uncle is so courageous, I hope that the next time you steal someone else's things, when you compensate, you will pay for it yourself"......