Chapter 296: Lost Alayya
Pushing the door into the living room, shallow greeted loudly in a vibrant voice as always.
Then a small verdant green thing shot down from the ceiling like lightning, "Smack." The ground stuck to my face with a thud.
"Welcome back, welcome back! What about the candy that jingles down?
,, are you sure you're welcoming me and not candy?
After finally pulling off the little thing that stuck to my face like gummy, I knocked on the other person's little head with a helpless expression, and then took out the candy cube that had been prepared from my pocket and cheered, holding the "huge" candy bag and disappearing in front of us.
You see, she really welcomed candy, right?
"Welcome back, master, is everything going well?"
A gentle and ethereal greeting sounded beside him, with a deep concern of six plus signs of healing, ah, sure enough. Having such an understanding and gentle and considerate maid is really the happiest thing to be an otaku sail,,
With the maximum happy smile that an otaku can show, I turned my head away.
"Anvina, don't lean out of the wall to greet people in the future"
You can find that, strictly speaking, I have just experienced two sister-style welcomes that can make every otaku envy to death, but why do I have a subtle unpleasant feeling?
After taking a comfortable hot shower, I comfortably leaned back on the sofa in the living room and watched the daily confrontation between Little Bubbles and Pandora over the ownership of the last lollipop, but I always felt that something was missing, and after thinking about it for a long time, I suddenly realized that Alayah, who usually sat at my feet on time at this time, put a pair of big wings on my lap and asked to comb the feathers, was gone.
"Speaking of which, what about Alayah?"
"I don't know what to call it." On the coffee table in front of me, the little tinkling bell lay on an oversized apple, nibbling like a small animal. He replied vaguely, "Alayah said in the morning that he went for a ride in the stratosphere, and he said that he hasn't come back yet."
Jingle Bell said, his voice getting muffled, and a small thing gnawed the apple out of a huge hole. Now that I've almost gotten into it, "Does IQ really have anything to do with the size of your brain?"
Anvina, who was preparing dinner for everyone, suddenly poked her head out of the kitchen door with a worried expression: "Sister Alayah will be fine, right?" ”
I walked to the kitchen door with a blank face and pressed the little ghost's head back, and Mu Ran said, "What do you think on earth can threaten an angel?" ”
The next second, the little ghost's head passed through my palm. Resolutely appeared in front of me again: "But Sister Alayah is the type that will make herself troubled even if the world is peaceful" I can't imagine this elite-level maid who has always been known as "the most obedient, sensible, gentle and polite." The self-proclaimed point light source will also have this kind of unexpected spit waste, can it be said that the pollution ability of our dangerous gang equivalent to various spit research and development centers has really been strong to this extent?
However, although Zhilu Dao has the strength of Alayya, the chances of this stupid cat angel encountering an accident on Earth are not greater. Ding dang suddenly gave up the lollipop or lin xue was no longer a violent maniac, and i was still very curious that she hadn't come home until dinner time, after concentrating a little. I sent out a wide-area psychic search: "Alayya! It's time to go home for dinner! ”
Half a minute later, a dumb-sounding and somewhat anxious voice echoed in my head: "Brother Sovereign, I'm lost
Uh, forget it, it's not the first time it's happened anyway,
I wasn't surprised at all that Alaya got lost when he went for a ride, and despite being a member of the Apostle of Hiling, this natural stupid angel didn't seem to have a perfect wayfinding function and memory module, which directly led to us having to look for Alayya's headless fly-like figure from every horner in the entire world, such as the Himalayas. For example, there is a penguin island in the Antarctic Circle. For example, on the nameless ice floe in the Arctic Ocean, to be honest. Now I'm used to seeing this guy get lost to the point where I see her wrestling on the ground.
"Okay, tell me about the situation around you, we'll go find you"
Probably by nature, Alaya is not used to using technological items. Therefore, she has never had anything like a navigator that can accurately locate herself, and as an energy creature formed by pure light elements, her own interference is enough to block Ren Liu's positioning, so every time the crying girl gets lost, we can only choose a stupid way to get her back.
"Well, it's dark. There are a lot of stars
Oh, it looks like it's already across the time zone.
Turning his head to look outside, the sun had just set. My expression grew subtle.
"Also, there is very fine sand and dust all around"
Desert? This was a very important clue, and I immediately told Pandora to start searching the deserts on Earth that were currently at night and had high air visibility.
"And there's a lot of big holes. There is a large circular pit, and there are many stones on the ground. ”
, this ding, where will this landscape be? Where would such a place appear in the desert?
"Brother Sovereign, besides, I feel light here"
Yes?
"There seems to be a vacuum around you, what!?
"Moreover, the moon in the sky has become blue and white, and it is many times larger."
No way!
"How did you get to the moon, you damn girl!
Wrong wrong! That's not the point! No matter how stupid Alayah was, as a Hiling, she couldn't have realized that she was on the moon, right? This should be common sense that everyone on earth has, right? A leader-level apostle from a high-tech empire shouldn't have such an oolong incident at such a time anyway, right? Alayah should have at least that knowledge in his head, right?!
This dead girl makes me feel embarrassed!
But after listening to my description. Pandora nodded calmly: "This is normal
Normal?
Go for a ride and get lost to the moon. And as an apostle of Hilling, he can't even perceive such a simple fact, is this normal? In other words, the lower limit of this "normal" is too broad for Alayah, right!?
"Because Alayah is a fool". Pandora's face was taken for granted, and the fact that she said something so rude to Alayah sounded even more natural to us was a subtle feeling, "She does this a lot"
Well, I won't investigate the rationality of this topic, which has fallen into a mess from the basic logic, as long as you know that Alayah is a fool, then all the problems will be solved.
A guy who is natural to this extent. How much more plausibility do you expect her actions to be?
A few minutes later, Alayah, who had lost his way to the moon, was finally picked up by the twin sisters who had rushed to help after hearing the news
"I always feel that poof, I always feel that if I laugh at this time, it will be very lossy, right, poof"
"Don't say that while laughing, poof"
"Brother Sovereign, I'm back". The embarrassed Alaya blinked in confusion, as if he didn't realize how much trouble he had made this time, and then bowed slightly, and said to me as if he had gone home for a ride every day, and at the same time, a layer of moon dust fell on the ground again?
That's why this kind of Alayah is really the most funny!
"Alright, you clean up first"
Finally holding back a laugh, I pulled the corners of my mouth and pointed at Alaye, signaling the other party to pay attention to his current appearance.
Qianqian sighed in the garden on the side: "It's all moon dust, how much does it cost to sell it to the Central Academy of Sciences?"
"Oh? Alaya nodded. Then spread your wings
"Don't"
Thank God. The expected smoke did not happen, and instead of flapping as usual, Alaya spread his wings and disappeared into the living room in an instant.
Suddenly, the whole catty, the living room brightened. And on the ground in front of us was a cloud of dust.
After a few seconds, the living room gradually returned to normal light. Rejuvenated and shiny, Alayah reappeared in front of us.
"No one can pollute the purest light of the world." Sandora shrugged, "But why do I think for Alayah all this is just the hassle of taking a shower?" ”
That's right, for this dumb angel