Volume 1 In 2007, I Was Ordered by My Grandmother to Descend on the Golden Silkworm Gu Chapter 2 Tailgating
Friends have a dinner, there are many people, and the two of us are not easy to have seizures, just eat and drink with everyone.
I haven't seen them for a long time, and it's not long after the New Year's Festival, a few noisy old fritters, the atmosphere is suddenly a lot more lively, many people come to me to drink, clamoring to pour me down, even a few girls who are not usually good at drinking also pushed away the orange juice, picked up a large glass of beer and white wine, pulled me, pestered me to drink.
I have the Golden Silkworm Gu to defend myself, and naturally those who come will not refuse, drink heroically, and drink in large gulps.
Miscellaneous hair trail is not idle, less than half an hour, and a new little sister chatted hotly, holding people's white and delicate right hand, looking at the palm prints, the most reluctant, but also got people's mobile phone numbers and QQ numbers into their hands.
He hasn't changed at all.
After a lot of drinking, there was originally a second half of the karaoke session, but several of the main players were poured down by me one after another and slipped under the table. At nine o'clock in the evening, my stomach was uncomfortably swollen, and I ran to the toilet to put water. She didn't drink alcohol tonight, only orange juice, but her little face was crimson, her nose was open and closed, and her red lips were pursed, as if she was expecting something to happen.
Her eyes were like a pool of autumn water, looking at me as she came out of the bathroom with affection.
I looked at her and waited for her to speak.
She was silent for a while, and suddenly confessed to me: "Brother Lu, do you know the Tao?" Actually, what I like is you, I've always liked you, why don't you even look at me? Xiaomei's slut pesters you every day, and you ignore me, so I chose Mingxuan. But I didn't expect that Ming Xuan was such a ruthless little white face, and he actually asked me to go out of Lu to be a young lady to raise him? Well, I raised him, but I didn't expect him to take the money I earned and go to a young woman again! Now I'm relieved, Brother Lu, I'll talk to you. Well...... Good no good? ”
After saying that, she rushed towards me and tried to hug me.
I never thought that she would say such a thing to me, when I heard it in my ears, of course, my first feeling was not excited, but very harsh, there was a sense of conspiracy, she pounced, I quickly dodged away, hid in the men's toilet, through the crack in the door, I coldly said to her what is this? Playing tricks? Remember, you're Agen's girlfriend now, not the same lady you used to be, and I'm not a guest either, so please respect yourself!
As soon as she didn't get her hand, tears fell down, blocking the door, and the flower sobbed miserably, saying that what she liked was me, and Agen was only moved by him to chase him, so he agreed. She said Brother Lu, if you like me too, let's be together tonight, right?
She spoke, and exhaled, and blew a sweet smell at me, very smoky, which I was not familiar with, but a little thing in her stomach immediately became excited, and it squeaked and squeaked, which was going to sleep for a long time, and actually wanted to burst out.
Of course, I didn't dare to let the Golden Silkworm Gu appear rashly, so I just closed the door and told her to go away.
I know that if this scene is seen by Agen, it will really be a brother who has nothing to do.
Closed the door, I stayed inside for five minutes, at this time someone came to open the door, was blocked, couldn't open, so he knocked on the door, slammed hard, scolded, I heard the voice was the old fritter who talked to me on the phone at noon, put him in, asked if there was anyone outside? He wondered and said no? Where are the people? Uncomfortable, he unbuttoned his pants and let go of the water, while asking me who I was hiding? I shook my head, said no, washed my hands and returned to the box with him.
After coming in, I took a special look at Wang Shanqing, and saw that she was touching up her makeup, and she was biting her ears with Ah Gen as if nothing happened, and she didn't look at me with her eyes, which made me suspicious.
I sat down, and when I saw that a few people were drunk, I suggested that this would be the end of the field for today, and everyone should disperse.
After listening to my words, except for a few drunks, everyone echoed, saying that they drank enough today, especially Brother Lu, who did not refuse to come, drank no less than 3 catties of liquor, and was not dizzy or dizzy, and was full of energy, not only powerful, but also powerful. Ah Gen and I went to the counter to check out, Wang Shanqing was in charge, and everyone's main firepower was focused on me, and he drank less, I was about to pull him to say what happened just now, Wang Shanqing followed, inseparable.
I don't have a chance to talk alone, I can't speak, I have to give up.
I couldn't drive after drinking, so I called a few taxis to send the clerks back, and called a driver from a substitute driving company to help us drive. Ah Gen also has a car, so naturally Wang Shanqing is responsible for sending him back. Everyone waved goodbye, watching these familiar people get into the car, and then slid into the bright and misty night, and the miscellaneous hairy trail asked me what to do? I stared at Argen's car and slowly turned eastward, saying that 10,000 years is too long, only for the present, if I don't turn over this little slut who is a disaster in the world today, Agen is afraid that he will be deceived into selling his ass.
Miscellaneous Xiaodao laughed and said that he didn't have a rich cousin?
He said this, I haven't seen Boss Gu for a long time.
Seeing that the car was far away, he and I hurriedly got into the car, and then told the driver who came in a hurry to keep up with the black Buick Excelle. This master is a calm person at first glance, and he is also very professional, regardless of the reason, he turned on the steering wheel and followed them towards Agen who was far away. It seems that Wang Shanqing is a novice, and he drives relatively slowly, so he will not lose it, all the way, around the small half of the city, to a residential area, the car is parked downstairs, I watched them park the car and go in, so I gave the money to the master, parked the car on the side of the road, and asked him to take a call back.
After the substitute driver left, I discussed with Miscellaneous Hair Xiaodao what was in the evil sect spells that I knew about the Dao, which could make Ah Gen have such a change?
Miscellaneous hair Xiaodao said that this guy Agen, who is normal and refreshed on weekdays, runs such two shops, works hard, and is more or less a shrewd person, looking at his eyes, not sluggish, obviously not Ecstasy, nor medicine, excluding most of the black witchcraft, so what else? Is it really that little sister is "charming" and has outstanding bed skills, which fascinates your brother and makes her dizzy?
We are all very puzzled, a lot of magical things, to put it bluntly, are not so powerful, such as the "hand into the oil pot", "quiet room to listen to the spirit", "summon living creatures" recorded in the twelve methods, etc., at that time or very mysterious, now look at it is some magic tricks to steal beams and change pillars. For example, preaching, divination, dream fulfillment, etc., it cannot be said that they are all useless, but at least as long as the content of modern psychology can be used, it can be analyzed thoroughly.
How to make a person interested in himself, have a good impression and eventually fall in love with himself, love deeply, obey, in this field, I personally think that the miscellaneous hair trail is much richer than my experience, and sometimes seeking advice, more or less, involves the category of psychology.
With his own charm and grasp of the rhythm of the study of psychology and behavior, it is easy to penetrate the atrium of a person of the opposite sex - this is something that Miscellaneous Xiaodao has done very well, otherwise with his obscene appearance of the sixth generation of the Quanzhen Dao Sect Master "Yin Zhiping", he will definitely not kill all sides and scourge many innocent girls (and maybe young women) - of course, more often than not, this benevolent brother is still used to using money to solve problems, simple, rough, and efficient.
We discussed it, but to no avail, Xiao Keming's addiction flares up again.
He shivered like chaff, his brain broke out in a cold sweat, and his muscles twitched, which was very terrifying. He shuddered and told me to do what I wanted, and then I put my hands on my lower abdomen, made an urn, and began to practice meditation.
I looked at his trembling white lips and sighed, there are so many people who are addicted to drugs in this world, but I think there are only a handful of people who can be as calm as him, right? What impressed me the most was Xiao Tong in the hit TV series "Never Look Away" in 99, and for the first time he had a deep fear of drugs. And Agen, the way he looks, is a spiritual poison......
The miscellaneous trail sleeps, what should I do?
This is the newly bought house of Agen, for Wang Shanqing, no one in the store has ever come, if I hadn't followed them, I wouldn't even know where to live, let alone how many floors I lived. Single sneaking in, unrealistic, downstairs there is property security, there is surveillance video, and I am not Superman; Or, just call Agen and go in and talk to him – which is obviously more unrealistic, telling him that his girlfriend blocked me in the bathroom door to woo him? Or did he tell Ah Gen that he was manipulated by Wang Shanqing and dizzy?
It is precisely because he is passive that once it comes to Wang Shanqing, whoever Agen listens to, he can know the answer if he thinks with his ass.
At that time, I'm afraid that it will be like what Agen said, and the brothers will not have to do it.
I had a headache for a while, and there was no way to do it, so I had to fold my palms and whisper: "Please Golden Silkworm Gu appear, please Golden Silkworm Gu appear......" There was a chill in my chest, and the fat worm probed my head to show up, looking sleepy, I took out half a bottle of liquor that I brought out when I was eating just now, and it unceremoniously got into it, and it swallowed the sea for a while, and it seemed to have a full burp when it came out.
When I told it about it, it ignored it, but instead crawled onto the face of the stray hairy path who was meditating with his eyes closed, and his fat body squirmed.
In the blink of an eye, this guy actually crawled in along the nostrils of the miscellaneous hairy path.
I was taken aback, what is the situation? Is this little fat worm ready to move to another house? When the tail of the golden silkworm Gu disappeared in Lao Xiao's nostrils, he felt it, opened his eyes, looked at me, looked frightened, and asked what was going on? I said I don't know the way, he was furious, and said your worm, you don't know the way? You don't care about this thing?
I was sweating and asked where the dog had crawled there?
He pointed his hand on his chest, sometimes to his stomach, then to his lungs, and then to his brain.
The two of us were terrified for a long time, like a pair of dog men who woke up drunk and found each other naked in bed, with a panic beyond the scope of their thinking. The fat worm refused to listen to the call, and I couldn't communicate, and occasionally connected, and the messages were all "delicious, delicious......" or something, and we all looked at each other blankly, and for about five minutes, the miscellaneous hair trail shouted "ah", and this sound trembled, pregnant with horror, horror, awkwardness, and sadness...... And a little excitement, it's hard to imagine that human language can contain so many feelings, I was anxious and asked what was going on?
Miscellaneous Xiaodao's face turned black, and he pursed his mouth and did not speak.
It was a rare silence on his part. After a while, the Golden Silkworm Gu slipped out from under the seat, swayed, and squeezed out of the gap in the car, first sniffing Agen's car, then rising upwards and disappearing from my sight. I patted the miscellaneous hair and asked him if there was anything wrong, he came back to his senses and said that there was nothing wrong, and you said that your golden silkworm Gu usually likes this?
I don't know what he said, ask like that?
He didn't ask, just opened the car door, ran to the side of the road and vomited, the sound was so tragic.
I ignored him, closed my eyes, concentrated, and used my thoughts to contact the residence of Ah Gen and Wang Shanqing, to find out what means Wang Shanqing had used to make Ah Gen lose his mind and give everything willingly.