Chapter 029: Haoyi's Country House
On the outskirts of Neutico City, in the Star District of San Prory, on a hillside facing the Tengod Terrace, there is a very simple two-story villa. At the foot of the hillside, there is a flower field of two or three acres in size, which is planted with various flowers, including chrysanthemums. Next to the flower field, there is a small winding mountain stream, and a narrow wooden bridge crosses the mountain stream, connecting to a high-speed locomotive avenue leading to the mountain pass.
On the second floor of the villa, a small room was smoky with a foul and disgusting smell. The smell seemed to be a mixture of foot odor, vomit, and some kind of excrement, and it smelled enough to make every normal person sick to their stomachs. In the room, the two of them lay in a row among the empty beer bottles scattered all over the floor, and the snoring of humans echoed the heavy gasps of some animal, as if they were playing a different kind of music.
The caterpillar, which is only two meters long and twenty or thirty centimeters thick, needless to say, is naturally the brain worm thunder that has completely become Haoyi's pet. As before, the soft and somewhat elastic thunder was used as a leather pillow by Haoyi, and it was firmly pressed under his head. A slightly rough foot, resting on Haoyi's belly, stretched directly to his nose, and the smell of feet, comparable to that of biological weapons, emanated from the gap between the dark toes of that big foot.
The owner of Bigfoot is lying on his back on a pile of empty paper bags of snacks. A pool of slimy saliva soaked those torn snack paper bags into tatters. There is no doubt that this big man who swore that he would only be supported by food in this life is Haoyi's sworn friend Hu Erfat.
The morning sun slowly shone on this humble country house, and everything seemed so calm and warm. However, the next moment, a crisp and slightly sharp woman's scream broke the peace in an instant.
"Haoyi!"
In that messy and smelly room, Hao Yi, who had saliva hanging on the corner of his mouth, was frightened by the screams of the woman who came in suddenly, and reflexively jumped up from the ground. A faint blue light flashed, and the thing hit the ceiling headlong. I only heard a muffled sound, wailing that Haoyi, who had fallen, smashed firmly on Hu Erfat's back.
"Whew...... Lao Tzu broke his back and ...... "Hu Erfat, who was woken up by smashing, raised his head and squirted out a mouthful of fishy saliva, and screamed in pain.
"Haoyi, you super lazy worm, don't die for the old lady soon!"
Outside the room, Irene's familiar tone was accompanied by the sound of hurried high-heeled footsteps, quickly approaching this direction.
"Ahh This is coming, this is coming......" Hao Yi, who was sitting on Hu Erfat's back, rubbed his painful head while hurriedly answering loudly.
"Brother, can you remove your buttocks from my broken bear back first! Damn, my backbone looks like it's going to break! Wu Zi was still squinting at Hu Erfat, who had small eyes, and called out with an innocent face.
"Break the fart! Quick, hurry up and get up for Lao Tzu and clean up this broken room! Uncle, let that aunt and grandmother see the beer bottles on the ground......" Haoyi gave Hu Erpang a shudder on the back of his head, and said in a deep voice with a roar.
However, before Haoyi finished speaking, the wooden door was suddenly brutally kicked open by a pair of high heels, and Irene, who was dressed in a pink short skirt, stood at the door with her hands on her hips, and her round apricot eyes seemed to be about to erupt with anger.
"Ahh Hao Yi, who was taken aback again, and Hu Erpang under him, felt that his scalp was numb for a while, and the short and messy hair stood upside down as if he had been electrocuted.
"Good! Sure enough, he carried the old lady behind his back and secretly hid in the house to drink! Hmph, what else did you say last night, what national affairs do you want to discuss with Er Fat and Lei! Why, the empty wine bottle in this place is a national event that you have discussed, ah! Erin, whose delicate nose stood high, was obviously angry, and her delicate body trembled slightly, and her voice was getting higher and higher, as if she had reached the verge of going berserk.
"Ah, auntie, don't get me wrong, don't get me wrong! Actually, this is it...... "Seeing that his wife was about to go crazy, Haoyi was a fierce spirit in his heart, so he hurriedly jumped up, stepped on Hu Er's fat bear's back, and ran to the door with a hippie smile. But after a long time, this thing didn't hold back a complete sentence.
"Poof......" Haoyi was so anxious that he scratched his ears and cheeks, which amused Erin and laughed out loud. With a smile like a flower, Haoyi, who was blushing, couldn't help but be stunned for a while.
"What do you see? What this dad and that! Didn't you promise last night that you would accompany me and Sister Dalena to go shopping today? Why is the sun on your buttocks, and you are still sleeping here? Well? You say, what to do! Irene, who looked like a little shrew, had a smile on her face that disappeared suddenly, and then changed to a grinning appearance and asked in a coquettish voice.
"Ahh Grandma, how could I forget! Wait a minute, I'll pack up, I'll be right away! You and Sister Dalena, wait downstairs first! Haoyi hurriedly sorted out his stolen military clothes while laughing repeatedly.
"Humph! One minute, if the old lady can't see you clean downstairs, then you just wait for the show! Erin's delicate nose shrugged again, and she "viciously" put down a sentence, turned around and stepped on the new high-heeled shoes that were ten centimeters high, and walked away with a twist.
"Ah, a minute! Damn! Haoyi, whose head was still a little groggy, subconsciously repeated, and then suddenly woke up, screamed, turned his head and rushed back to the house like lightning. The empty beer bottles all over the ground were kicked with a loud noise, and the caterpillar Thunder, who was still asleep, was also kicked out of the window by Haoyi.
"Ahh Hu Erfat, who just wanted to get up from the ground, was stepped on by Hao Yi again, and suddenly let out a miserable howl, with the nightmare scream from the thunder outside the window, he almost didn't lift the roof of the villa.
"What is it called, if you want to taste the food, hurry up for Lao Tzu to get up!" In the bathroom where the wooden door was savagely knocked open, Hao Yi's vague call came out.
"Brother Hao, my brother, wait for me to ......" Hu Erfat, who wanted to complain, heard that a strange excited light flashed in his little eyes, as if he had been beaten with chicken blood, he screamed strangely, and rushed directly from the ground into the narrow bathroom.
"Mom, don't grab Lao Tzu's toothbrush!" Haoyi's extremely depressed scolding echoed in this messy and smelly small room.
The original owner of this seemingly ordinary villa didn't know where to escape for his life when the insects attacked Tico City in a big way. One day, when Haoyi and Hu Erpang were competing to fly a Viking fighter, they inadvertently flew over this mountainous area and happened to find this very chic villa. Haoyi, who was thinking about finding a quiet place for himself in the suburbs and resting for a while, was excited, directly controlling the Viking fighter and arching into the top floor of the villa.
The next day, Haoyi took Hu Erpang, and with the help of Lei and a bunch of bugs and grandchildren summoned by it, he renovated the villa again, and then moved in happily. Unexpectedly, he had just moved in with his front feet, and Irene, who heard the news, followed with her feet and announced that from that moment on, the entire villa belonged to her.
So, Haoyi, who had worked hard for a few days, tragically became a guest of his wife's villa, and was extremely miserable with Hu Erpang and Lei, one person, one worm, two two goods, squeezed into this small room with an area of less than ten square meters.
It is said that at this time, with the help of Ray, the hostile insects on the planet Tikru have almost been cleared, and the battle to exterminate the insects on the planet Myssa, another manned planet of St. Prory, has now come to an end. In addition, there are several other uninhabited mineral stars, and the newly formed Wehrmacht is also fighting with all its might to rid the insects. It can be said that the Republic of St. Proprie has slowly come out of the shadow of the catastrophe brought by the insects.
The new generation of core leaders of the republic, led by young and up-and-coming people such as Hao Yi and Guo Ling, also completed the restructuring of the internal political system of the republic step by step with the help of Bob and other older generation of republican fathers. Although in the eyes of outsiders, St. Prory is still a country that implements ** constitutionalism, but in fact, under the cloak of the republic, St. Prory has completed the quiet transformation into a military ** regime.
Of course, Haoyi, who was born as a big-headed soldier, does not have so many cells to play politics. In dealing with major national affairs, Haoyi often only occasionally intervenes in major military affairs, and then hands over specific affairs to Guo Ling, Chen Yun and other young Zhuang officers to deal with. Coupled with the guidance of some veteran officers such as Meier and Pei Zhimao, who were far superior to Guo Ling and others in terms of experience and prestige, as well as a group of politicians loyal to the Teutonic family, the military and political affairs of the Republic gradually became regular and began to develop rapidly.
So, Haoyi, who became the shopkeeper, was very idle, and simply took Hu Erfat, who claimed to eat all the delicacies of Tiklu, and wandered around. In his spare time at night, Hao Yi also began to calm down, carefully studying the spiritual energy cultivation methods obtained from the Star Spirit Divine Stick Kara and the so-called Star Spirit Former King.
I don't know if it's talent or all kinds of adventures that have created a perverted guy like Haoyi. The progress of his spiritual energy cultivation can almost be described as coming in by leaps and bounds. Even when he was sleeping in the middle of the night, Hao Yi's body was constantly absorbing spiritual energy from the void and purifying it.
Because of the spiritual energy cultivation of the star spirit, there is no clear rule or various levels of distinction, so even Hao Yi himself does not know what kind of state the spiritual energy state in his body has reached now.
In addition, late one night, Haoyi, who woke up inexplicably, also found an extremely magical thing. Lei, who was used as a pillow by him, was actually unconsciously absorbing the aura of spiritual energy that was condensed around Haoyi's body while he was sleeping. Judging from Lei's very comfortable insect face, Haoyi can see that this product is obviously also extremely enjoyable. Although Lei's approach may not be intentional, and it is a bit opportunistic, after all, it is not directly absorbing spiritual energy from Hao Yi's body, but just rubbing some Hao Yi's oil and water by the way. Therefore, Haoyi doesn't care too much about these little things.
However, Lei's own spiritual energy cultivation seemed to have reached a bottleneck state. According to Lei's previous statement and its cultivation progress, Haoyi is tantamount to invisibly accelerating Lei's cultivation progress. But after a while, Ray's caterpillar size couldn't shrink.
In Ray's own words, it has stopped "growing......