Chapter 37 The head can be broken, and the hairstyle cannot be messed up
Fortunately, people come and go in the General's Mansion, and they are all martial arts people, so the old general built a martial arts arena in the mansion. As long as you have itchy skills, you can come forward and try it at any time. It occupies a large area, and hundreds of guests pour out like a tide, and there is even a spacious place.
As soon as Noah was busy, he heard the news that the two were going to compete, so he naturally couldn't hold it back, ran over with a smoke, squeezed to the front, and rubbed his hands excitedly, without any worry or anxiety.
Baili Jiu glanced at her, took off his robe, walked up to her, threw it directly into her hands, and teased: "I love to join in the fun!" Schadenfreude. ”
Noah grimaced at him and whispered, "Can you do it?" ”
Baili Jiu smiled evilly, bent down, attached it to her ear, and laughed in a low voice: "Okay, won't you know if you try it yourself at night?" ”
At this time, he was still joking so inappropriately, and Noya secretly twisted it directly on his waist: "Be careful that you can't get out of bed if you are beaten into mud!" ”
This woman's skin is getting thicker and thicker, and she doesn't change her face when she makes such a joke. Baili Jiu laughed happily in a low voice: "Madam, don't worry, your bed will climb up for your husband!" You just have to be prepared to treat yourself as you want. ”
Noah could hear his voice, and he was teased in public again, his face turned red, and he was still not to be outdone: "If you dare to climb up, I can let you be carried down." ”
Baili Jiu laughed loudly: "Madam is fierce, wait and see!" ”
Apparently he misinterpreted it into another meaning.
Hu Zhe saw that he was flirting with his concubine in a hurry before the Baili Jiu competition, calm and calm, and did not take himself in his eyes at all, and he was unconsciously vigilant, knowing that this person must be a fierce enemy, he was bare-chested, revealing a body of bronze pimple muscles that were as hard as iron.
Baili Jiu arched his hand at Hu Zheyi: "King Hu Zhexian is a guest from afar, please choose a blade first." ”
Hu Zhe glanced at the weapon rack on the side, and in the past, he picked up a straight-backed Pu knife, and his subordinates competed, and the thick back of the knife was broken into two with a brush.
The crowd immediately exclaimed, even if the sword of this Baili Mansion is not a famous weapon that has been handed down, it is also a carefully selected work of everyone in the world, not an ordinary third-rate blade on the battlefield. How much effort did it take for this person to be able to break it with his bare hands? There were a few people who were close to Baili Mansion who were moved, and their faces had changed.
Hu Zhe finished dismounting, successfully shocked everyone, threw the knife on the ground, and said proudly: "As Brother Baili said, today is the birthday of the old lady, and I don't have much respect for those who use knives and guns, so I will compete with Brother Baili with my bare hands." ”
He said this selfishly, he himself has always practiced hard kung fu such as the golden bell hood iron cloth shirt, and his fists are like two iron hammers, which is his greatest advantage. He took the lead in proposing a test of fists and feet, so how could Baili Jiu be embarrassed to use his own sword that sharpened iron like clay again, wouldn't he be invincible? In this way, he has already preempted the upper hand.
Noya immediately guessed his little Jiujiu, and persuaded loudly: "Ninth Master will choose an iron hammer or a plate axe, right?" ”
His words immediately reminded the others, and they all echoed: "That's it, that's it!" ”
Who doesn't know that the hard kung fu is difficult to penetrate, and only with the help of heavy weapons such as hammers can they gain the upper hand?
The partial-born Baili Jiu seems to be a hanger, but he is also arrogant, and today he showed his skills in front of Lin Nuoya, and he was stupid again, and smiled casually: "I haven't moved my hands and feet for a long time, and holding such a heavy weapon will flash my waist." ”
One sentence made Lin Nuoya angry, if it weren't for in front of so many people, she would have stepped forward and sprayed him to death with a mouthful of blood, and scolded: "When you are usually with me, why don't you see a decent gentleman like you?" It's time for the reputation of the General's Mansion to be at stake, what can you do like this? As the saying goes, if you become a king and lose a villain, when you are beaten to the ground, the world will only scold you for losing the face of Da Chu, who will praise your high style and bright festival? ”
She was so angry that she almost blew her beard and glared, gritting her teeth and hating that iron could not become steel.
The old general on the side was very proud, and nodded appreciatively: "My stupid boy is out." ”
On the test field, the two of them were not modest and polite, they shot at the same time and began to fight with all their might, and no one dared to underestimate the enemy and sloppy!
Na Huzhe seems to have a body like an iron tower, but he is not very clumsy, and he is not inferior to Baili Jiu on the field. The iron bowl-like fist is like a tiger and a tiger, and it is really like a thousand iron hammers, with the power of gravel to open the mountain.
Baili Jiu looked easy and easy on the surface, but he didn't dare to be careless at all, knowing that Hu Zhe was extremely powerful, if he punched him in the heart, he was afraid that a mouthful of old blood could spray two feet away. Especially Lin Nuoya, the woman who looked at herself with an unhappy expression just now, can't be seen as a joke by her, and become a handle when the two of them quarrel in the future.
The more the two fight, the more they fight, the more ever-changing the tricks of Baili Jiu, seem to be careless, but in fact they are tricky and eccentric, and they can often surprise. And he punches and kicks, and he doesn't embroider his legs, all of them contain continuous internal force, and there is a momentum of instant eruption. can excite Hu Zhe, there is a feeling that his long-cherished wish has finally been fulfilled, and he is happy.
Since Hu Zhe was shouting happily, Baili Jiu naturally wanted to let him get his wish, with the strength of his hands, and even made dangerous moves, and the peaks and loops turned, forcing Hu Zhe to parry, and ate Baili Jiu several palms in succession.
At this time, Baili Jiufang complained of bitterness. Most of the King Kong Kung Fu in the Central Plains are not afraid of ordinary blades, but there are quite effective techniques like oneself to deal with this kind of exercise. This Hu Zhe doesn't know how to cultivate, his whole body is really hard as an iron plate, not to mention, his body is slippery and does not leave his hands, just like a bear in the deep mountains and old forests, rubbing and itching on the oily pine trees every day, after a long time, a layer of old skin, extremely tough. The palm wind containing his internal force hit his body, and it seemed as if he had disappeared into invisibility in an instant. The other party didn't even frown!
If this continues, won't you just be left with passive beatings? After a long time, his physical strength was exhausted, and Hu Zhe directly slapped himself away with one palm!
Some of the onlookers who didn't know kung fu literati were like walking in the courtyard at first sight, and they succeeded again and again, shouting and cheering proudly, but later saw that he didn't exert any strength in his hands, just pretending to be a show. was a little anxious, thinking that he was humble and refused to start, so he urged repeatedly.
A few people in the audience saw the doorway, and all of them looked solemn and frowned. The old general also began to secretly regret that the first time he let Bailijiu show his face in front of everyone, he found him such a powerful opponent, will he be frustrated and collapsed in the future?
Hu Zhe chess meets opponents, and he does not dare to underestimate the enemy, especially the hundred miles and nine one moves are all sharp, and the internal force is like an overwhelming mountain and sea, stretching endlessly, hitting himself, and his internal organs are faintly painful. Later, he gradually became secretly complacent in his heart, and began to speed up the intensity of his attack, and hit it down with one punch, and he actually knocked out a two-foot square whirlpool on the hard ground of the martial arts arena! And it began to quickly spread apart.
Baili Jiu turned backwards, barely avoiding his fist, but he fell into a body of slag, full of faces, and was extremely embarrassed. He wiped his face indiscriminately and shouted in frustration: "It's over, it's over, my image is all ruined." ”
Hu Zhe threw two punches in succession, the broken earth was flying, and Baili Jiu dodged in embarrassment, disgraced.
"This adult is still playing with dirt, and you don't have to wash your feelings if you don't have any clothes on, do you?" Lin Nuoya jumped to her feet and shouted, threw Baili Jiu's clothes to the person next to her, and beckoned to him: "Come here, I'll dust off the soil on your body, otherwise it's a pity to have a new dress." ”
The people around me sighed for a while, a woman is really short-sighted and ignorant, in such a serious competition occasion, what is the matter with twittering?
The old lady's face sank like water, and she was about to scold, but the old general had already grabbed her hand, smiled at her and shook his head.
Bisheng Baili Jiu was afraid of guilt, and after listening to her words, he thought it was true, and waved his hand at Hu Zhe: "Wait a while, my wife has a life, don't dare to disobey." ”
Hu Zhe was also quite helpless about this, and muttered: "Women are really troublesome." ”
Baili Jiu joked informably: "When I look at King Hu Zhexian, I definitely don't have a family, and I don't know how to have fun." The head can be broken, the hairstyle can't be messed up, the man is sloppy in front of his wife, even if he falls, he must have the most beautiful smile. ”
Hu Zhe's cultivation of kung fu is the most taboo of beauty, so he really has been single and unmarried, and twisted his face angrily after listening to Baili Jiu's words.
Baili Jiu ran to Noah in two or three steps, leaned down, and really let Noah pat the dirt on his body, and spread his hair bun, shook off the clods inside, and tied it crookedly again.
In Dachu, there has always been a saying that "men's heads, women's feet, can't be touched", and generally men will not let women comb their hair, thinking that it is an unfortunate practice. Today, in front of everyone's eyes, everyone is not surprised that Bailijiu and Lin Nuoya are doing this kind of boudoir as a matter of course and as if no one else is around. After all, for Baili Jiu, they are accustomed to the absurd behavior of every five times.
Lin Nuoya's eyes flickered, she stood on tiptoe, leaned into Baili Jiu's ear, and whispered a few words, as if she was whispering something behind someone's back.
Baili Jiu was a little puzzled at first, Noya stretched out his hand, pointed to the foot, and simply gestured twice in the palm of his hand, moving in a misplaced step, which seemed simple, but in fact there was no mystery.
Baili Jiu suddenly realized, smiled, touched Noah's face lightly, and laughed: "Little villain! ”
It was so sour that the guests on the side covered their cheeks and screamed their teeth.
Hu Zhe finally got impatient, and urged him repeatedly: "How long does Brother Baili plan to delay?" I'm afraid the dishes on the table are going to be cold. ”
Baili Jiu reluctantly glanced at Noah: "I forgot about eating and drinking, but don't delay, let's solve it quickly." ”
Then back in the middle of the field, the two didn't talk nonsense, and fought again.