066. Flower shorts

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"And ......"

I excitedly trotted over a large shopping bag from the bar, "I've bought some for you, too, how about I'm righteous enough." ”

With a proud face, take it out...... Socks, towels, and a mountain of floral shorts......

Hua Ming looked at this large pile intently, suppressed his anger, and slowly looked up at me, not angry and arrogant.

I felt a chill on my back, secretly cursing that I was too naΓ―ve, and thought that I could help him buy some things and escape the fate of being chopped off.

"I'm going to pick the most expensive one." I cheekily explained, "How sexy men in floral shorts are, I thought...... You can switch things up. That's why I made the most of it...... Bought so much. ”

He tugged at the corners of his mouth as if he didn't do anything, and his eyes were eerie and terrifying.

"You swipe my card and pay for it?"

"You didn't say that...... Whatever I want? "I'm careful.

"Who said you should buy all this stuff?" He gouged out a big eye on me.

I crossed my fingers and began to report: "My face mask, face wash, toothbrush, toothpaste, pajamas, hair band, slippers, face polishing...... Your floral panties, snacks, beer, and our late night snack stockpile......"

"Our ...... Stocked up for a late-night snack? Without waiting for me to answer, he turned and walked to the kitchen and opened the cupboard, instantly dumbfounded.

Most of the large and small storage spaces are full of one thing, instant noodles.

"Tong Keke, you come over to me."

Hearing his thunderous voice, I cursed badly, ran tremblingly, stretched out my arms in front of the cabinet door, and put on a heroic and fearless appearance: "I need them, I really need them." I...... I vow to live and die with them. ”

Hua Minghuan raised his hand and looked at me steadily, looking like he wanted to see how I planned to live and die with these instant noodles.

Looking at his zombie face, I pleaded: "I'll really wake up hungry if I don't eat at night." Do you know how miserable it is to wake up hungry in the middle of the night? Can't you let me stay this little comfort in the spirit of humanitarianism? ”

I said pitifully, so I almost squeezed a few tears out to meet the situation, "I am now a soldier who charges for you, and while my mental power is consumed, my physical strength also needs to be replenished in time."

"With an empty stomach, I couldn't think normally at all. I am constantly thinking about how to accomplish the sacred task you have given me. So you're going to let me keep this life-saving food, okay? ”

He was silent for a while: "Tell me, you think all the time...... What have you achieved so far? ”

I pursed my lips and smiled dryly.

"Wait until I think about it." I said as I closed the cabinet doors one by one, and my brain was racing quickly, "I don't think we should fight for a long time, or we should fight quickly." ”

"Oh?"

"Find her Achilles' heel and hit her with a one-time thrill!"

He raised an eyebrow, thinking I was talking nonsense.

"What is she most troubled with? Isn't it just you? Remember the last time you were in Paris? I remember the look on her face as enraged.

Hua Ming sat down in front of the bar: "You want her to see us close and personal?" ”

β€œbingo。” I smiled, "So, I want to ask, is there nothing that can be done to resolve this symptom for a short time?" ”

It was evident that he did not like the subject, and replaced the answer with a gloomy expression.

"That ......" I want to get rid of as soon as possible, but I can only hit the muzzle of the gun, "in order to be able to achieve your wish, we still have to find a way to solve it, at least try it, work hard, right?" ”

He didn't veto it right away.

"Actually, we can hold hands and hug for a short time. The key is that the time should be longer, and the expression should be more natural, so that Ouyang Nana can't feel that you are gritting your teeth and insisting. ”

He motioned for me to continue.

"Hypnosis?" I'm starting to come up with ideas.

He immediately poured a basin of cold water down: "The best doctors in the world have not succeeded in hypnotizing me. ”

I'm stupid.

"Acupuncture. Temporarily lose sensation in your hand. ”

"I'm unconscious, how can I hold your hand?"

"Let the doctor prescribe medicine for you, there must be this kind of medicine in this world to relieve tension and fear!"

"If there is, you eat first. If you don't die, I'll eat it again. ”

Looking at his grim face, I scratched my head: "Find an extra who is similar to you, let him completely reshape into your appearance, and then act in your place." ”

After saying that, I didn't think it was very appropriate, "It's useless to look like a face, how could Ouyang Nana not be familiar with your temperament." Besides, you have this kind of temperament, ordinary people can't learn it at all. ”

In the next second, Hua Ming closed his eyes and sighed slightly: "I ate junk food and came up with a garbage idea." ”

I looked at him disapprerovingly: "Good ideas are carefully selected from junk ideas. Have the ability, do you want one to come out and let me listen? ”

He raised the corners of his mouth disdainfully: "Then what do you want you to do?" ”

I......

"Forget it, let's go with the traditional method."

I don't believe it, and I can't figure out a contact obstacle.

Hua Ming expressed with his eyes, he didn't want to listen to my nonsense.

But I have to say, "From now on, let's both cultivate a sense of trust!" As our sense of trust grows, there may be a glimmer of possibility. When the time comes, you can last as long as you want. ”

"I should have known that you couldn't think of anything constructive in your head." He gave such a response.

I was deeply struck and deeply stimulated.

"Well, I can't think of anything constructive, my brain is all garbage. I don't care, anyway, if it doesn't work out, that is, to continue the two-year agreement. Anyway, the person who continues to entangle with Ouyang Nana is not me. ”

I shook my hand directly, no matter how he cut it with a thousand knives with his eyes.

Seeing that he did not speak, I declared in an affirmative tone, "That's, this, this, that's it, it's decided, it's decided." Then he said in a good voice, "I don't dare to say that I understand your feelings." But that's the only way I can think of it. Or do you think it's a new type of therapy and experience the last treatment? ”

He didn't nod, but there was a smile on his lips.

Maybe it's my helplessness, which looks hilarious.

"Laughing means you agree with Luo?" I can't wait, "Huh?" Right? Right? ”

"Yes." His eyes swept coldly, and he became serious again, "But that doesn't mean you can do strange things, and you can't be above me." ”

I thought, "Well, trust is built on understanding. In order to implement our goals, we promised to accompany each other in ten things, and as long as they were not related to moral principles, we could not refuse each other. ”

He nodded.

"Okay, then it's a deal." I jumped up, "If you agree, you can't find all kinds of reasons to refuse." Otherwise, I have the right to say that you are a laid-skin dog who does not keep your promises. ”

He frowned slightly.

A minute later......

I forced two large bags of snacks into his arms and smiled maliciously: "The first thing I want you to do with me is to eat snacks with me and watch cartoons!" ”

Hua Ming picked up the snack bag with two fingers in disgust, and was about to throw it out of 108,000 miles......

"So you want to be a ...... Rippy," I said, stretching out the tail note.

Before the word "dog" could be uttered, he went over to the sofa and sat down, tore open the snack bag, grabbed a slice and threw it into his mouth, and chewed it with a blank face.

Yo, the snack looks so good!

"This film is really funny, when you are particularly depressed, you should really watch these funny ones and restore your childlike innocence."

I said, smiling with great satisfaction, sitting cross-legged on the ground and turning on the sound with the remote control.

……

It's just that I didn't expect that how loud I laugh now, how loud I will cry later.

When Hua Ming said that I should have accompanied him to a place, I should have known.

In a restaurant, I stared at the things on the table, and the whole person was bad.

"Hua Ming, are you sure you want to do this?"

"Uh-huh."

"Hua Ming, are you sure you didn't mean to fix me?"

"Uh-huh."

"Hua Ming, I didn't expect you to be so perverted."

"Uh-huh."

I looked at the table full of edible insects, and just looking at them gave me goosebumps.

Hua Ming sat opposite him disappreciatively, and the smile hidden in the corner of his mouth was simply ...... Retaliatory strikes.

I tried to put a chopstick on it, but the little bugs were in my mouth, and I still didn't dare to put them in my mouth.

"Hua Ming, can you not eat it?" I want to surrender.

He looked at my hideous and painful appearance, and secretly pulled the corners of his mouth: "Who said that each other can't refuse?" I watched cartoons with you, but you're not going to eat bugs with me right now? ”

"How did I know that you were so heavy-tasted!" I tilted my face to the side, afraid that if I looked at it any longer, I would spit out, "Confess, are you taking revenge?" What a joy and innocence it is for me to let you watch cartoons with me! I didn't expect you to ask me to accompany you to do the first thing, so terrifying! ”

He looked at me calmly: "You have lowered my IQ, which is an even more terrifying thing."

I glared at him, and my bowels were blue at this moment.

"Tong Coco, do you eat it or not?" He doesn't give up.

"You eat it first, show me." I don't believe it.

He smiled disdainfully, then picked up a chopstick and put it in his mouth, chewing it without any sense of disobedience.

I watched with wide eyes, and there was no sign of strength on his face. I swallowed uneasily, I was going to be a dog.

"My grandfather, teach me my first lesson, Conquer Fear." He said leisurely as he ate.

I covered my mouth, looked at him with extreme incomprehension, and couldn't help but complain: "You are really strange. Dare to eat such a perverted thing, but you can't overcome the barrier of contact?! ”

He glanced at me unhappily: "Now...... Who's ...... Rippy?"

"I'm not." I threw it into my mouth with my eyes closed, swallowed it without even daring to chew, and drank desperately, "See?" I ate it. ”

"Let's talk about eating this."

Unexpectedly, the corners of his mouth swiped upwards and pushed the most terrifying plate in front of me...... Bee pupa.