Chapter 61: The Lord actually burst into foul language
The Blood Pool Purgatory was very large, and I didn't walk to the side for more than two hours.
The master didn't speak all the way, but looked at the surrounding environment with his hands behind his back, which gave me the feeling that I was here to travel, and there was no sense of crisis at all.
But that's right, the biggest boss of the entire Blood Pool Purgatory was killed by him casually, and what else is there to fear.
It was Ma Liang who was holding a human head happily, bowing his head from time to time to kiss the two, and his old face smiled like a chrysanthemum, but it was just a residual chrysanthemum.
It makes me sick enough, and people who don't know think that this guy is holding some peerless treasure.
I was also silent along the way, thinking about what my lord and Ma Liang had said, but my brain hurt and I didn't come up with a clue.
But I'm sure these two must be hiding something from me.
Seeing the coldness on my lord's face, I didn't dare to ask more, in case I was tired of asking, give me such a time, it would be enough for me to bear.
As for Ma Liang, this slut is too lazy to ask him, and when he asks, he always diverges the topic.
After walking for nearly an hour, the master stopped and said that he would rest first, and he was leaving after eating.
When he said this, his eyes were skimmed to Ma Liang, obviously he was speaking to him.
Ma Liang had been waiting for the master to speak for a long time, and when he heard this, he couldn't find his eyes laughing, and he began to sit down and prepare to make a fire.
"I said, big brother, do you really want to eat?" I looked at Ma Liang with disgust on my face.
"You know a fart, this is really a baby, I tell you that it is much more useful, after eating this thing, you are almost invincible, like the black snake last time, let alone bite you, even if it bites your neck, you are fine! Moreover, after eating, the skin will become firmer, white and red will be different, and the physical fitness will also be strengthened. Ma Liang talked to me about the benefits of this head while lighting a fire.
I don't know if what this guy said is true or false, but I'm a little moved anyway.
"Heartbeat, right? Hurry up and help make a fire, I'm telling you this thing is really hard to find. Ma Liang said as he asked me to find something to cook this head.
After all, we don't even have a pot, this head is so big, if there is no pot to cook, we can't barbecue, right?
I searched for a long time but couldn't find anything that could hold a human head, but I did find a lot of bamboo.
The bamboo here is the same as the grass on the ground, all of which are red, and it looks very strange, and I don't know if it can be used to cook things.
This bamboo is very large, as thick as my arm, but it is impossible to fit a human head.
"You're just coming back with such a?" Ma Liang complained.
I didn't bother to pay attention to him, threw the bamboo in front of him, and said Do you like it, it's good to find bamboo in this hellish place.
Ma Liang said unwillingly, it's okay, it's impossible to find such a big pot.
So saying, he took out his dagger and gestured at the man's head.
"What are you going to do?" As soon as I saw him take out his dagger, my heart trembled a little.
"Decompose, otherwise it can be rectified!" Ma Liang said and went down with a knife.
The red and white flowed out in an instant, and it made me sick and about to explode.
If an ordinary person sees a dead head, he will be frightened crazy, let alone dismembering it.
While unraveling, Ma Liang also said to himself, "I originally thought of it for steaming, or I would have simmered it slowly, but now it is a waste and a waste." ”
, why did you tell me that you wanted to use it for steaming?
I instantly sketched such a picture in my mind, a dead human head was slowly steamed in a huge steamer, and the skin and flesh on my face were also softening and blistering.
When I think of this picture, my stomach is turned upside down, and my mouth is sour.
"This brain is a good thing, leave it to you, no, it's a bit of a waste! Or ears? But this thing is also a treasure, and it doesn't seem to be of much use to you kid, eyeballs? There are only two ......"
Ma Liang cut the human head, hit the eyeballs, ears and nose into the bamboo tube, and muttered, his face was full of pain, as if he was going to give away some peerless treasure.
"Don't ...... Here you go, you eat it all, don't give it to me! As soon as I heard that he was going to give it to me, I quickly waved my hand and ran away.
"Boy, I don't want any good things, I really don't know if your brain is!" Seeing that I was disgusted, Ma Liang looked at me with an idiot's eyes.
Your brain is, and your whole family's brain is.
I didn't bother to take care of this slut, I was quite hungry, but after seeing him dismembering the head, I had no appetite at all.
It's good that I didn't vomit last year's overnight meal.
I ran to my grandfather's side and sat down, and looked at him without speaking.
"Huh?" Ye was wiping the bronze sword in his hand at this time, and when he saw me sitting next to him, he turned his head to look at me.
"Grandpa......"
As soon as I opened my mouth, I was interrupted by my master, "If it's an apprenticeship, it's exempt." ”
Belch......
I'm a little embarrassed, I just wanted to ask a question.
"Actually, I still have something I want to ask you, that is, how did you escape after the cave exploded that day, I thought ...... Thought it was ......"
I didn't say the rest of the words for fear of being beaten.
"Think I'm dead?" The corners of the master's mouth rose slightly to reveal a smile, handsome.
I nodded cautiously and said yes.
"It's just a trick!" Ye said lightly.
Distraction?
What the hell does it mean?
I know that the trick refers to the method of covering or diverting the sight of others, and the current magic tricks all use the trick to deceive the ignorant audience.
But why did you come up with such a false appearance to show me? Or is it deliberately shown to others?
"Master, is it possible that you doubt it......" I didn't say the last two words, but just glanced at Ma Liang, who was cooking people's heads, with the corner of my eye.
"Do you know why I didn't take you as an apprentice?" The master did not reply to my question immediately, but asked rhetorically.
"You didn't mean...... Say you are not qualified to be my master? I said that in the end, my voice became quieter and quieter, and I looked at Ye with some fear, after all, it was not very respectful to say this.
The master was calm and nodded. There was no look of exasperation on his face.
"I'm not qualified to be your master, but the most important thing is that your brain is not good!" The master looked at me seriously.
I'll go, my brain is not good, in other words, I'm stupid, I'm stupid.
Master, can you not be so serious when you say this, it's embarrassing, okay.
"Master...... I'm stupid but I'll try, I'm ......"
Before I could finish my sentence, he interrupted me again, "Then why are you suspicious of your teammates?" ”
It's not that I suspect it, it's what you said before, it's a trick, right?
Since you used the blinding method, if it wasn't for me, it was for Ma Liang, could it be for those black snakes? Can snakes read?
"Could it be for me?" As soon as I asked, the back of my head was suddenly slapped on the back.
"For the snake?"
"Smack!" Again, hitting harder than before.
"Oh! I know! I looked at him excitedly, "Show it to the big mouse." ”
At that time, there was a big mouse that became a fine man, and his IQ was the same as that of a human, so he must have done this for the big rat.
I waited for the praise from the master with excitement on my face, but he didn't hit me this time, but the corners of his mouth twitched twice and beckoned to me.
"Master, did I answer correctly?"
Ye didn't nod, just pointed to the bronze sword and motioned for me to pick it up.
"Master, do you want me to help you wipe your sword?" I asked cautiously.
"It's not!" Ye took a deep breath, as if holding back his anger, and only slowly spoke after two seconds, "It's used to kill you, you're hopelessly stupid." ”
No......
I couldn't speak, my mouth wide open.
The master's trick is not to show me, nor to Ma Liang and the black snake, or the big mouse that has become a spirit, so who is he going to show it?
There's no one around us!
"Stupid!" The master picked up the bronze sword and left in an instant, depending on whether he was willing to take care of me more, as if he took care of me, his IQ would be lowered.
Ye actually said stupid?
He is such a bullish coax, with a cold coffin face all day long, and a cool brother who doesn't smile, in school, he is a male god who is supported by thousands of girls, and he actually bursts into foul language?
For a moment, I was messy......
"No, master, you haven't told me the answer yet!" I ran after him.
"What's the answer, let's eat first!" As soon as Ma Liang saw me running over, he quickly grabbed my hand and stuffed a hot bamboo tube into my hand.
I looked down and saw that it was facing a white thing, and the white thing was shrinking up and down.
This......
It's a brain!!