87. It's too shameful to wash the picture
, the fastest update of the latest chapter of the fall of the crisis! Seeing Sifengyuan Nagi leave, the atmosphere in the room was not affected in any way, but Zhan Yi, who was sitting on the sofa drinking champagne, asked casually.
"Where has Mr. Sifengyuan gone?"
"Ah Yi wants to know?" Yang Shengxiu smiled mysteriously and blinked, "Ah Yi, if you kiss me, I'll tell you how." ”
Zhan Yi glanced at him, his face was expressionless, and then turned his gaze back to the stage without saying a word, making it clear that he would 'love to talk, not to talk about pulling down'.
"Ah, Ah Yi, you are always so uncooperative, it makes me sad so much." Yang Shengxiu held his heart in his hand, with a look of grievance.
After a few minutes of silence.
"Ah Yi~ Do you really, really don't want to know?" Yang Shengxiu once again stirred up the topic just now.
"Young master, please concentrate on the show."
Pouting, seeing that he couldn't get any additional benefits, Yang Shengxiu also felt that he might as well say it and mix up a 'well-behaved and considerate' image, "Okay, in fact, Nagi went to the bathroom, people have three urgency." ”
Hearing this, Zhan Yi finally looked away from looking at the stage, "He also went?" ”
"That's right~ Inner urgency, human nature, what? Are you going to stop people from going? I said Ah Yi, when did you start caring about other people's three urgent problems......" As he spoke, Yang Shengxiu sensed that something was wrong, Zhan Yi didn't care about Sifeng Yuan Nagi at all!
"Oh, I see." Yang Shengxiu's eyes narrowed slightly, staring at the other party, "Ah Yi, dare to love you, are you worried about Nagi and Secretary Lin having a private meeting in the toilet?" ”
Zhan Yi's silence directly made Yang Shengxiu acquiesce.
"Ah Yi, Ah Yi, do you really think what kind of baby pimple is your secretary Lin? Is everyone going to fall out for him? Yang Shengxiu sneered disdainfully, and muttered to himself, "Ah Yi, you really have a good vision of everything, rest assured, your Secretary General Lin is safe, except for you, I don't believe that I can still look at him." ”
In the private room, Yang Shengxiu was still complaining about Zhanyi, and in the public bathroom outside the private room, Lin You was still fighting with his pants.
He didn't know about the turmoil in the private room in the follow-up after the wind quickly slipped into the bathroom and began to wipe with paper, but unfortunately the method was wrong, it was still a small piece of smudge that he wiped bigger and bigger, and all of a sudden the crotch / part of the whole piece is the kind of sticky drink water stains, which are particularly conspicuous against the pants.
Embarrassed in his heart, Lin You didn't dare to continue wiping, threw away the paper that was crumpled and soaked, reached out to turn on the faucet, picked up a little water and splashed it on the stained area.
"Shhh
This water ...... It's too cold, isn't it?
Lin You's body was a spirit, and the feeling of being cold was comparable to being frozen by an ice drink just now, not only that, but the clear water was also flowing down his thighs, soaking a piece.
Now it seems that it is really more like peeing pants.
Lin You felt like she was going to cry.
Don't look at him after several years of police academy life, but in fact, his self-care ability is still very wastewood, and his basic life maintenance skills are still oK, such as cooking, although it is not delicious, it will not poison himself; Although the cleaning up of the house is not thorough enough, it doesn't matter if you live by yourself anyway, in short, after all, Lin You has been a single young man for so many years, and his self-care ability is still somewhat good, at least his life is not a problem.
But when it comes to life emergencies, he can't do it completely.
For example, now, when he suddenly encounters the tragedy of a cold drink spilling his pants/crotch, he has no idea what to do.
The more he rubbed the stain, the bigger it became, and there were a lot of scraps of paper that fell on that part, so that he could get used to two big heads and not know how to clean them.
Although there is no one in this public toilet at the moment, reason tells him that even so, he can't just take off his pants in front of the public and wash it directly in front of the water pipe! Besides, the outer pants are out and the underwear is soaked......
After thinking about it again and again, Lin You still had to grit his teeth to endure the cold, touch the water with one hand to clean it little by little, and hold the paper in the other hand, ready to wipe off the excess water stains at any time.
One, two, three......
Lin You shivered with ice again, and his pants were wet, but the sticky water stains of the drink were also dissolved little by little, and they were absorbed clean by the paper in time.
The cleaning process is slow, but the effect is still gratifying, isn't it?
Anyway, he was not in a hurry to return to the aggrieved small private room, so he just cleaned up his pants little by little, just begging that during the time he cleaned up, no one would break in again, otherwise seeing his next wiping behavior would be the same as self-touching, properly misunderstanding, the scene would feel embarrassing when he thought about it, and maybe he would call the security guard to kick him out as a pervert.
Completely concentrating on the wiping and cleaning work, Lin You patiently proceeded little by little, but ...... The sentence "What are you afraid of" is really not unreasonable.
For example, Lin You now, what he is most afraid of is that someone will suddenly break in, and luck alone is like this.
"Squeak-" The door was pushed open a crack.
Hearing the sound, Lin You concentrated on wiping for a moment, his two hands were still on the key part before he had time to evacuate, and when he looked up, he was making a four-eye exchange with the person who came.
"Four, Mr. Sikaedein?!" Lin You exclaimed, but he didn't expect that the person who came was Nagi from Sifeng Courtyard.
Lin You was surprised, Sifeng Yuan Nagi also had a little surprise at this time, after the four eyes touched, his gaze began to move downward, and finally firmly locked on Lin You's hands that were covering the key parts, one of which was still holding white fingers, making it really look like he had just vented and was doing aftermath work.
His eyes told Lin You stiffly, and he didn't take his eyes off for half a minute, and Sifeng Yuan Nagi didn't say a word.
The 'buzz' in his head exploded, and the shame turned into two blush that quickly covered Lin You's neck and ears, and climbed directly to his cheeks.
Do you think you want to remove these hands?
If you move it away, it's still wet because of the cleaning just now, and the color is completely different from the dry place around, and it really looks like peeing your pants.
If you don't move away, your hands are always covering there, and you are still holding a tissue to cover it, how do you really look at it, how do you make people think crookedly.
Lin You lost his judgment for a while, and slowed down for a few seconds before coughing lightly and moving to the side without leaving a trace, "Mr. Sifengyuan, cough, what's that, I ......"
What the hell is this sense of déjà vu that wants to cover up and spit out! It's really just a matter of wiping your pants with water!
He hadn't said a few words before he stopped.
People Sifengyuan Nagi can't understand Chinese at all! He seemed to be in vain even if he explained......
Gritting his teeth, Lin You moved a hand away and made a gesture of please, signaling that the other party could go in to solve the 'internal and private affairs', and accompanied an extremely embarrassed smile, secretly praying in his heart, hoping that the other party would quickly solve the physiological problem and leave quickly.
Sifeng Yuan Nagi was approaching in his direction, and Lin You also moved to the sink again, after all, behind him was the row of places needed to solve physiology.
Surprised, Shifeng Yuan Nagi didn't bypass him directly as he expected, and walked backwards, but after walking to him, he stood directly in front of her.
???
Lin You was stupid, and he didn't know what the other party was doing.
"Mr. Sikaedein? ...... you" Lin Yu asked, before he finished speaking, what he was waiting for was the other party's fluent Japanese.
I don't understand it at all!
What the hell are you talking about?
Lin Yu, who is a Japanese idiot, can only rely on guessing, wondering if this Sifeng Yuan Nagi is making fun of his current embarrassment, but listening to that tone, it doesn't seem to be very like.
"Mr. Shikaedein...... I don't understand what you're saying at all. Lin You pointed to the urinal behind him with one finger, and tried to communicate with the other party, "Where do you want to be convenient, here is the sink, please." ”
Lin You moved to the side again at the moment, and he was really going to cling to the sink, and he turned around and pointed behind him, and once again made the gesture he had invited.
Sifengyuan Nagi shook his head, opened his mouth and burst out two Japanese words, quickly stopped, made a pause, and made a gesture to ask for a moment of restlessness, and then pointed to the ground, as if to express that Lin Yu should not move in place.
Lin You looked at it with a blank face, and he didn't know what the other party was doing, and then, seeing that Sifeng Yuan Nagi really turned around and left in a hurry.
Didn't you come to the toilet? Why didn't you leave before you went......
Didn't you go and call Chu Xuan over and prepare to come
It's just a toilet, so there's no need to have a lively conversation, right?!
A little brain made up the picture, two big men who did not understand the language went to the toilet, while putting water, while communicating with each other in two completely different languages of Chinese and Japanese, and behind him, there was also a serious and indifferent secretary Chu Xuan, with a straight voice, carrying out serious and responsible translation work in the accompaniment of the water.
Lin You was frightened into a cold sweat by his own idea, and the picture was not too terrifying.
Anyway, those sticky drinks were almost diluted by the water, and he decided to quickly clean the water stains and slip away before Nagi came back, he didn't want to stay and really make the conversation he imagined really happen.
At that moment, I pulled some paper and began to wipe it harder to absorb water.
wasted a bunch of toilet paper, barely sucked it half-dry, patted the pants, and tried to dust off the white scraps of paper, but the pants were still damp, and they were too tightly adhered to to be patted off, so Lin You had to give up.
After washing his hands, Lin You straightened his clothes and looked in the mirror, fortunately, it was not very obvious from a distance, at that moment, he was ready to leave here quickly, lest Sifeng Yuan Nagi come back with Chu Xuan, and he would not be able to leave when the time came.