Shine, bloom

""The Wedding Date is Coming" is the kind of good movie we say must see, and I want to talk about its creator first, Ye Wei, an incredible prodigy. ”

On the TV screen, BadT (Disney's aBc home TV), the latest episode of the popular movie review talk show "Albert and Rope" is on the air.

The two film critics sit on the sand in the studio and talk about this week's new film.

Albert, on the left side of the screen, talks about "The Wedding is Coming" with great interest, a spectacle that cannot be left untouched.

Luo Pei on the right suddenly smiled: "There is no doubt that the prodigy, look at what he has done, directing, writing, producing, editing, starring, he has participated in almost every link." But at only 6 years old, I don't think anyone has ever been able to do that. ”

"Never. Albert nodded, a smile appeared on his old face, and said: "Ye Wei's appearance once again proves the infinite possibilities of movies. ”

Roope continued: "Now it really feels like the beginning of a great legend, young man, well done. He smiled at the camera, and then looked at his partner, "We all attended the screening of "The Wedding is Coming", and I laughed about ...... 6 times. ”

Albert said: "At first I was asking for the usual standard and then getting higher and higher, but there were three times, which was great. Its satire is really clever, throwing out a joke and everyone laughs, maybe the kids can't understand the deep meaning, but you can dig up something, which is the most lacking thing in spoof movies nowadays.

"Talking about it. Luo Pei's tone was a little teasing, and he smiled: "There is another comedy that is close to spoofing this week, "Soul Dream Flying". ”

Albert's expression changed when he heard this, and he looked disinterested, "I don't need to talk about it, it's a waste of time to talk about it, and it's a waste of time to watch it." ”

"Hahaha" Luo Pei laughed out loud, "I agree too, so "Soul Dream Flying" gets ......"

"A product of boredom. Albert said as he stretched out his right hand and gave a thumbs up to the camera, his old face expressionless.

This is the traditional evaluation link of the show, and it is also Albert's logo, and now of course it means: bad movies, it is not recommended to watch them

"Let's go back to "The Wedding is Coming" and watch its promotional video first. ”

On the TV screen, an image of a movie was played.

"Soul Dream Flight" is on the 2nd in 6,156 North American theaters, and its reviews have already come out, how about it?

"The Godmother of Pop" has 2 degrees, and it, the 2 well-known film reviews that have been published, only have a passing score, and the freshness of 1o audience love is only 6, which is also called rotten, rotten, too bad

is still the same group of film critics, but they are smiling and like old friends for many years with "The Wedding is Coming", and their comments on "Soul Dream Flying" are more than mean......

The coldness does not have a little bit of a good face, and the words that are extremely mocking and spurning, it is like some deep hatred.

"The film's mentality of tirelessly performing black theater troupes sent it to a plunge. —4 Scott Fondas, Los Angeles Weekly

"There should be a vomit bag on the Soul Dream Plane (to make the audience vomit). —6 Bill Miller, The Arizona Republic

"Sloppy, chaotic, vulgar, low-grade fun. Jesse Taylor's film can be called a car wash version of Scream. —26 Jeff Peverere, Toronto Star

"Amateur 3 Minute Teen Fun Facts. —4 Claudia Pugh, USA Today

3mIuute1amvurIa, anecutruk amateur, layman, naïve

The 2-year-old filmed a lot of utVR spoons Taylor was actually labeled with these labels, these Lovett and others took great pains to identify Ye Wei in the film critics, but they came here, what's going on? A movie with a production fee of 660,000 yuan and cameos by many well-known actors and celebrities was scolded as a mess of stinky

Actually, the reason is very simple, it just sucks.

No matter how the critics scold, they are elegant, and the comments of netizens do not have any scruples, just look at the comment columns in Rotten Tomatoes and other places, and you can feel the anger of most of the audience:

"What's wrong with comedy now, this kind of garbage dares to be released. "I used the whole movie back and forth with three or four bad jokes, and I couldn't see any fun", "The idiot stupid donkey movie, I laughed a few times because I remembered "The Wedding is Coming" I watched the day before. ”......

Roger Albert didn't write a movie review for it, and he didn't bother to scold it, so he left it to the show to kill and pull it down.

Idiots, idiots, idiots

A competition? "Soul Dream Flying" and "Wedding is Coming"?

How many film critics and ordinary viewers who have watched both at the same time gave a thumbs up with disdain, get out, compare the two movies, that is an insult to "The Wedding is Coming"

One needs to use a vomit bag, and the other needs to use a belly pain medicine for laughing and hurting the stomach.

Seeing these terrible reactions from the film critics, none of the creators of "Soul Dream Flying" are not blue-faced, damned, damned

Real teenagers got a round of applause, what a great prodigy, that's a bad movie remake, but their film is scolded as amateurish and naïve, obviously so funny, airport car wash version, what does it mean, discriminate against black people? cheap and shoddy? If there is a problem, the problem must be that the world is crazy

Tom River Nord is stupid, Kevin Hart is stupid, after so many years of messing around, he can finally play the starring role once, but he acted in a big bad movie. If the box office is not good, how can there be a chance to star in a film with a production fee of tens of millions in the future? Maybe it will be mixed back into TV movies......

It's okay, the "Screaming Laughter" series is not a scolding department, and the department is crazy about the box office, and the voice of the film critics can't affect the spoof comedy

However, when seeing the dismal opening day box office figures, producer David Rubin was also stupid, and producer Paul Hal almost vomited blood, and now he will definitely lose a lot of money, and it's over

They know the rules of Hollywood, the day before, they were producers of tens of millions of cost projects, and they have a position in the middle and lower reaches of the industry; Now, their production reputations have been hit hard and they have all been expelled to the very edge of the industry, so to speak, eliminated.

Jesse Tello is dumb, and he doesn't understand how things came to be like this, and how his hilarious masterpiece will become the foil for "The Wedding is Coming" raised by a bitch?

That's what the hell it is

"Hahaha"

At night, in 13 Cinemas, the theater of "The Wedding is Coming" continued to resound with laughter, and the 400 seats were full.

Most of the audience members are also VIyR spoon followers, and many people were on the fence before, but the praise from the film critics gave them confidence and greater interest, so they came to see it.

There are also mobile viewers of the studio, and the IPC staff have put a conspicuous Rotten Tomatoes freshness 1oo sign on the poster of "The Wedding is Coming", and also wrote "Absolutely hilarious, Roger Albert gave it four stars", and it is not surprising that customers are intrigued.

The jokes on the big screen made the audience happy, Kelsey Zhou's family of five was among them, her family laughed, and she laughed very happily, although she has always had a very high confidence in her idol, but it was really a surprise

I was surprised by his achievements and the good-looking of the movie, I really didn't expect it to come to this point

She suddenly remembered VIy's reply to her:

"Don't give up on your dreams because of what others say, everyone's life can be a movie, as long as you never give up in dark moments, a happy ending is not far away. When you are brave enough to face your life and chase your dreams, you are already a movie star. ”

VIy, your dream has come true now, it must be wonderful.

Listen to the laughter and look at the huge you on the screen, you are a superstar

Your black head and black eyes are so deep

When the big screen played "Thank you for watching, bye-bye", the theater burst into warm applause and cheers, and Christine, who was in the middle position, also clapped her palms, with a tireless smile on her face, and her eyes flashed brightly.

Michael Angelano next to him was also smiling and applauding, but he felt that something was wrong, Christine obviously admired Ye Wei, she laughed more tonight than they had since they dated, and she also said Ye Wei a few times "really chLT", chLT She likes netbsp; After the end, the two left 13 Studios, took the car and drove on the road, and Christine in the passenger seat still curled the corners of her mouth, chuckling from time to time, as if she was reminiscing about the movie just now.

"What's wrong?" said Angelano, who was driving, at last.

"No wonder the film critics praise Ye Wei, that guy is really a genius. Christine praised, "What an outlier, his films are really well done." ”

Angelano couldn't be happy when he heard his girlfriend praise a boy of the same age like this, and his face showed some dissatisfaction, "That's it, the film critics exaggerated because of his age." ”

"Michael. Christine looked at him and asked, "You are also 6 years old, and you are still a few months older than Ye Wei, can you make "The Wedding is Coming"? No, can you make a professional short film?" Angelano was dumbfounded, she looked at the front of the car, and said: "Then you don't say that others are exaggerated, or you look naïve."

Angelano held back for a while before he was unconvinced: "I've been acting in movies since I was B years old, and now I have been in more than ten movies, I'm not a genius, and I'm not a naïve ghost." ”

"So you're not a genius. Christine said that Angrano was speechless again, she looked at him, and always felt that he was very talented, very good at acting, and aspired to be a director, but now she suddenly felt that he was not only mediocre, but also boring, and he couldn't even fight.

When she thought of the charity gala, she felt more and more intense, and she couldn't help but say, "Tell me a joke, make me laugh immediately." ”

"What are you talking about......" Angelano was stunned, and said a joke for no reason.

"Forget it. She shrugged slightly. Angrano's voice was a little more angry: "You mean Ye Wei can make fun of you at any time?"

"I didn't say that, I just wanted to hear a joke. Christine suddenly remembered something, took out her mobile phone, and said, "By the way, I have his number, let's try it." She sent a text message: "I just watched your "Marriage is Coming", yes, but I didn't laugh enough. ”

After a while, she received Ye Wei's reply: "Thank you, did you buy a ticket to enter the venue? It's not expensive to spend $6 to watch an Oscar-level performance." ”

"Huh. She chuckled when she saw it, and raised her phone to show Angelo, "He can really do it, one text message, three laughs." ”

Angrano drove "intently", with a blank face.

On the TV screen, on the BadT channel, Luo Pei asked with a smile: "Roger, it's time to judge "The Wedding is Coming", we all like it, so do you recommend it to the public?"

Albert gave the camera a serious thumbs up and said, "As long as you want to laugh, I recommend you to watch it." Whether it's a comedy or a spoof movie, it's a successful masterpiece, and its charm is worth going to the theater to see, laugh at, and watch the prodigy's performance. ”

"It's really rare. Luo Pei smiled and said, "Ye Wei really gave the world a shock, and I look forward to him bringing us more in the future." ”

Albert put down his thumb, "Well, we'll have to talk about 'The Day After Tomorrow'." ”

In front of the TV screen, Jeremy "Peter Pan" Sumpter looked incredulous, hell......

You are a fire that can burn the whole world

When June 2nd-O passed, the dust settled on the last weekend of May

In the newly released weekend box office list, the first place is "Shrek 2" in the second week of release, 2.17 million; The second place is Zhou's "The Day After Tomorrow", although its evaluation reputation is mixed, it may as well receive 38.74 million; The third place is "Troy", 11.96 million.

Then the fourth and fifth places are two new bad movies "The Godmother of Pop" and "Soul Dream Flying", 1o60,000 and 20,000, two failed loss-making works

In the 5o place is "The Wedding is Coming", which was released in 1 theater and received 631 box office average single hall box office No. 1

What is "Soul Dream Flying"?Weekend average single museum,66What is "Whole Ten Yards"?,618; What is Old Woman Killer?, 6

Although they are both large-scale releases and cannot be directly compared to a simple analogy, "The Wedding is Coming" is not a documentary, but a spoof movie with great commercial value, and it is not limited to the perspective of minorities, P13 level, suitable for everyone

can get this box office figure, and can maintain 1oo Rotten Tomatoes freshness, 95 audience favorability, Indbo scores, and the potential of prodigies and American dreams......

This means that the dawn of a miracle has illuminated the sky.

Absolutely completed the requirements of the Ipc, the absolute explosion even if there is no 1oo in the second week, it is impossible for the third and fourth weeks to be gone, it is all money, but now, that is, next week, the IP has determined to arrange the scale of screenings, and the next week it will be expanded to 1o6 round theaters, all over the major cities in the United States.

A door was opened to Ye Wei and "The Wedding is Coming", and that door was called, Release

Burst, burst, burst

You're shining brightly

Without investing any publicity money, Gary Gozman's heart was fluttering, 3o thousand, which is more conservative than the nuns in Utah, and now he is thinking, can it reach 8o million, or even break 1o 60,000?

Calm down and don't be happy too early, it is not ruled out that it is because of the Asian American group that this achievement is achieved, and the Asian American group lacks follow-up force due to the small number of people, so think about 6o thousand

It also depends on what overall performance it has in the first and second weeks, especially where the power of the small-scale release in the second week can go......

Ipc is looking forward to it, Pretong is looking forward to it, and no one is not looking forward to it

Despite having a behemoth like "The Day After Tomorrow", the media will not miss the explosion of the genius boy, VIyR Spoon News has always been very good to sell 6 sequels of "The Wedding is Coming" film reviews, character reports about Ye Wei, box office tracking...... According to Chen Nuo's incomplete statistics, "prodigy" has become the hottest word in the film industry these days

"Do you know that movie prodigy named Ye Wei?"

"Yes, it's amazing"

Los Angeles Times, New York Times, San Francisco Chronicle, USA Today, Variety, The Hollywood Reporter, ......

When you open your hands, you embrace the whole world

"Prodigy VIyR Spoon Wonderful Movie World", in the gorgeous and spacious hall, Tavorman looked at Ye Wei's pictures and news that also appeared in the current affairs edition of the Los Angeles Times, I really don't know what mood is good, this young man is still successful, more successful than she and Phil's "bad intentions" thought, nothing can stop his ascent

The sound of going down the stairs was heard, and soon, Tavorman saw Lily, dressed up, with a light blue blouse and a white skirt, holding a handbag, obviously going out on a date.

Today is Monday, and it is also a public holiday (Memorial Day), the school is closed, and the family does not attend any activities to commemorate the soldiers.

Tavorman asked, "Honey, going out?"

"Hang out with Yui. Lily answered, her eyes glancing and asking, "What about the Los Angeles Times movie version?"

"I'll see. Tavorman flipped through the thick newspaper and pulled out the movie version to give it to his daughter, but after glancing at the "VIy Said" article for a few moments, he suddenly stopped, and his expression became a little strange, as if he was smiling.

"Give it to me, show me first" Lily was very curious when she saw this, how could her mother have such an expression, but what was written?

She snatched the newspaper and read it while standing, this issue of the article is called "Remember My Incredible Ninth Grade", looking at his narration and feelings, she smiled, and especially liked the sentence "Life is like a movie, and the ending is created by ourselves." ”

I didn't see a joke about Anna Sophia, the only one that hasn't been in the issue, and at the end he wrote: "I wrote a poem dedicated to the incredible ninth grade:

She held my hands when I was scared

When I was lonely, she sang beside me

She smiled brightly when I was happy

My heart is intoxicated

Ha, look at what I see, a hundred flowers bloom in summer, and a hundred flowers wither in autumn, why, I see that everything in the world is a lily?

Lilies, because of you, I have a qiē"

Lily's face was flushed, and her ears were hot, maybe in the eyes of others, this was just a lyric poem, because "she" can refer to youth and dreams, and the final LILy can also be used to describe youth and dreams through the language of flowers...... But she knew it was a love poem for her.

What was he doing? surprise? confession? She was a little at a loss, her heart was melting, her heart was scared, and it was beating so fast that she couldn't help but gasp slightly.

"Lily......" Tavorman sighed in his heart when he saw his daughter's cowardice in love, but his face was full of encouraging smiles, and he said softly: "Everyone's life is different, and every relationship is different, what you can do is to seize the present and accept the opportunity, okay?"

Listening to her mother's words, Lily's heart gradually firmed, the warm sunlight pierced the wandering dark clouds, she smiled toothy, and nodded heavily: "Okay, I know, okay"

Seeing that pure and bright figure coming out of the house, on the driveway outside the lawn in the distance, next to a Volkswagen car, Ye Wei smiled and waved his hand and shouted, "Good morning"

Lily hurried over and greeted with a smile, "Good morning." ”

"Did you see that?" When she came to her side, Ye Wei opened the passenger door for her and asked casually: "Today's Los Angeles Times"

Liliha laughed, her eyes shining like stars, "I saw it just now, it doesn't rhyme much." When Ye Wei heard this, he spread his hands helplessly, "The most important thing is the heart" Lily said with a smile: "Then at least it should rhyme." ”

He shrugged his shoulders and said in a bard-like tone: "Okay, okay, now I'll improvise one more: winter has long passed, spring has become a memory, it's the middle of summer, and my favorite lilies bloom...... Her laughter interrupted: "Don't rhyme......"

"I just wanted to tell you. ”

Ye Wei stopped the poem, stepped forward and put his arms around her, his forehead touched her forehead, looking at her heroic thick eyebrows and bright eyes, he raised the corners of his mouth: "You stole my heart." ”

Lily suddenly kissed him, but, I love you she didn't say it, she didn't care what the future would be, now, she loved him, really loved, really loved

Because of that agreement, the two haven't kissed for a while, and now that the movie has been released, the movie reviews and the weekend box office have also come out, a qiē is full of hope, and it also makes the two young hearts can no longer suppress their thoughts, bursting with burning passion, there is nothing to express at this moment, only a long kiss

The two hugged tightly, he kissed her, she kissed him.

Because of you, the color of success, is so beautiful

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