Text Chapter 856 Song Yichen is a big pervert
Now I have realized a truth, if you want to survive in their family, you must have thick skin, if it is too thin, I may not know how I will die at that time.
"Thank you for the compliment, there is a good saying, marry a chicken with a chicken, marry a dog with a dog, since your brother's skin is so thick, if I have thin skin, how can I be worthy of your brother? Aren't you right? What's more, with a sister-in-law like you, then my skin must be thicker. ”
In fact, I don't know when I became so brazen, sometimes I think it's funny when I think about it, am I really influenced by Song Yichen?
If this is really the case, if Song Yichen and I stay together every day after going abroad, then what will I become at that time.
After eating a meal, the dishes fried by the master have also bottomed out.
I didn't expect that the master was not only good at designing clothes, but also very good at stir-frying.
"Master, the food you stir-fry is really delicious, if you don't want to design clothes another day, you can consider working in the food industry."
Actually, it doesn't seem wrong for me to say this, but after I finished saying this, Song Xingxing, who was sitting opposite, stood up and said angrily.
"Blue Heart, what the hell do you mean! You just said that the two of us will break up soon, and now you actually let my boyfriend not be a designer, and you actually let Cheng Jie do the food industry, do you think that after your master teaches you, you want to take your master's position! ”
It's funny, even if I had learned all the design skills of the master, then I would not have been able to achieve the position of the master.
The reason why the master can sit in that position now is what he has earned over the years.
I'm not even a designer, so how can I take the position of a master! I think Song Xingxing is going crazy tonight.
"I'm telling you, don't think about it in your life, my boyfriend has been a top designer all his life, do you know? You don't have to count my boyfriend there. ”
Originally, I just wanted to praise the chef for how delicious the stir-fry was, and I didn't have any other ideas, but I didn't expect Happy to say such a thing, am I such a person in Happy Mind?
Just when I didn't know how to answer Song Xingxing, the master said.
"Thank you! Actually, I used to think about entering the food industry, but my sense of taste was not very good, so I dismissed this idea, but since you like to eat my fried dishes, I will often make them for you in the future. ”
Thanks to the master's words, the two of us didn't quarrel anymore, but Song Xingxing's words really hurt my heart.
It is said that a woman in love is an idiot, no matter whether the man does well or badly, it is good in the eyes of the girl, and the girl will definitely take that man as her life goal.
It seems that Song Xingxing has become such a girl now.
Since I've eaten all the food, if I stay any longer, then I'm too uninteresting, so I'd better leave first! Leave some personal space with the two of them who love each other, I've had this light bulb long enough tonight.
"Thank you master for your hospitality, I had a very pleasant meal tonight, then you can talk slowly, I'll go first."
Because of Song's happy words, I didn't say hello to her when I left.
I don't know if Song Xingxing will be angry, at least I know that I am angry.
After leaving the villa, I didn't go to the hospital, but went straight back to the rental house.
After I went back, Song Yichen was not at home. So I seized this free time and rushed into the shower room to take a comfortable shower.
Originally, I had experienced so many things today, and after I took a shower, I felt very comfortable all over my body.
Unexpectedly, when I walked out of the bathroom door, the scene in front of me was so frightened that I screamed out at that time.
Because I was in too much of a hurry when I first went in, I forgot to take a change of clothes, so I came out naked, I thought that Song Yichen should not be in such a hurry to come back now, who knew that when I came out of the bathroom door, he was actually standing at the bathroom door.
Song Yichen, who was standing at the door, was also frightened by me, so he quickly turned around and said.
"What the hell are you doing as a woman?"
Because of the sudden change, I quickly retreated to the bathroom.
"Why are you embarrassed to ask me, you didn't have a sound when you came back?"
I'm so angry, now it's all looked at by Song Yichen, how can I see people when I go out later.
"Miss, are you mistaken! How did I know you were back! But I'd love to ask, do you go out without clothes after taking a shower? ”
What? Who said I don't wear clothes, today I was too anxious to forget to bring it.
"What does it matter to you whether I want to get dressed in the shower or not! You're a big pervert. ”
At this time, I looked and saw that there was no clothes to wear in the bathroom, not to mention that the clothes I had just changed out of had been put into the washing machine.
What should I do? There's no way I'm going to sleep in the bathroom tonight.
This person is really, why did he come back so early! And now he's still chattering outside, doesn't he know that I need to go back to the room without clothes, this man has a sick brain.
"Lan Xin, you tell me clearly, what do you mean by me being a big pervert, I also said that you are Pan Jinlian who wants to deliberately seduce me."
Why did I seduce him, this Song Yichen's face is too thick, why didn't he buy a mirror to see what he looked like! I'm embarrassed to say that I'm going to seduce him.
"It's not me who took off your clothes, you walked out by yourself, not to mention that I haven't seen your nakedness, besides, we are husband and wife now, I don't think my wife's body is illegal."
Oh my God, how can I live with someone like that, and I'm married to him.
"You'd better get out of here, I don't want to see you right now."
If Song Yichen was still chattering outside, and saying those things that didn't go into the stream, I would definitely not be able to control my temper and rush out to die with him.
"I'm sorry, there's no way we live under one roof now, it's difficult not to meet, not to mention that we are legally husband and wife, and besides, we just got the certificate today, you can't cross the river and tear down the bridge!"
Lan Xin, you must control your temper, you must not fall into Song Yichen's trap, in fact, he just wants you to get angry and rush out now.
You must not fall for Song Yichen, people like him just want to take advantage of you, if you are angry, he must be very proud in his heart.
"Okay, Song Yichen, what do you want to do? I'm out of the shower now, I'm not wearing any clothes, I'm going back to my room to get dressed, what the hell do you mean you're blocking the door now? ”
I never thought that Song Yichen was such a person, he didn't have the gentlemanly demeanor that a man should have, but I used to think he was a good person, and after a long time, he was a scumbag who took advantage of others.
"I've left your clothes at the door."
Originally, I wanted to scold Song Yichen vigorously in my heart, but I didn't expect him to say such a thing in the next second.
Then there was no sound outside the door, and then I slowly opened the bathroom door and found that the clothes were placed at the door, and Song Yichen was no longer there.
At this time, I took my clothes and quickly retreated to the bathroom.
When I put on my clothes, I ran to the door of Song Yichen's room very angrily and knocked on his door desperately.
However, after only two or three knocks, Song Yichen opened the door, and Song Yichen, who was standing in the room, looked at me inexplicably.
"May I ask Miss Lan, is there anything else?"
What kind of attitude is this person? Could it be that he looked at my body just now, shouldn he apologize to me, I didn't want to fall Song Yichen actually pretended that nothing had happened.
"You're too embarrassed to say something, shouldn't you say sorry to me for what you did just now?"
Now that men in this society are becoming more and more unqualified, men like this should all be pulled into the army, exercise well, and let them know what a real man is.
Don't think that you are handsome, wearing a suit and tie, you feel that you are a man, and if you say a few polite words, you feel that you are a special gentleman, in my eyes these men are not real men.
A real man should have a man's responsibility, just like a soldier's brother.
It would be nice if I could become a real female warrior.
"This young lady, are you mistaken, if you want to apologize, you apologize, why should I apologize! You came out of the bathroom naked, not what I want to see, okay? You were standing there on purpose, and I couldn't help but look at it. ”
Why did he look at my body, and he actually asked me to apologize to him, how could there be such a scumbag in this world! This man is going crazy.
Does Song Yichen think that he is handsome, and people all over the world should revolve around him!
Just when I was about to vomit blood, Song Yichen inserted another knife in my heart.
"What's more, your figure is so bad, it's enough for me to take a look, in fact, it stands to reason that you should apologize to me, I don't care about you, you still run up and let me apologize to you, don't you think you are too unreasonable?"
What am I unreasonable, although Song Yichen didn't mean to look at my body, but Song Yichen watched it after all.
What's more, this kind of thing is a woman's loss, if he doesn't apologize, forget it, Song Yichen actually said that I am in poor shape.
Where is my body bad, I have what I should have, but I have suffered a little bit, besides, don't all men like to be thin? Am I in standard shape, okay? ”
"Song Yichen, don't go too far, don't look at my body, you still laugh at my figure, what's wrong with my figure, according to ordinary people, my figure is already very good, okay, besides, what qualifications do you have to judge my figure?"
Song Yichen, who was standing in the room, was very helpless, and I was even more angry when I looked at him like this, as if I was deliberately making trouble for him.
"Lan Xin, it's not like I haven't seen your naked body before, not to mention whether a woman's figure is good or not, that's what our men say? It's not that you women think that thinness is the standard of our men, in fact, for me, women's plump is what we men like the most. ”
Do you think that they men like plumpness, we should eat more, men like thin, we have to desperately lose weight for men! Why, Song Yichen really regarded their men as the Jade Emperor.