Chapter 3: O Stupid Human!

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Breaking the Metaverse is a place where shemales and monks coexist, ordinary people and demons can cultivate immortals, and then cross the tribulation and ascend to the immortal world. And the devil is everyone's only enemy.

Fortunately, the demons have been sealed, otherwise there would have been frequent battles like hundreds of years ago.

"I think the demon is good!" Momozen is the only one who thinks this family business is suitable.

Because she's a demon, a peach tree demon.

"Senior sister, the problem is that if you look at the appearance of that tanuki, you can't tell what a good demon it is except for being fat, and maybe it can't even transform into a shape."

"Even if it's an animal, the little junior brother said that he wants to marry, what can you do?" She flicked her sleeves, "Okay, it's useless for us to be in a hurry, let's wait for that tanuki to wake up!" ”

Ying Qingcang guards his fat civet cat every day, and thinks that cultivating immortals is still quite beneficial, at least there is no need to eat, no need to sleep, no hunger or tiredness, just meditate and breathe air.

"Why aren't you awake?" This sentence Ying Qingcang has to ask every day, and on this day he was combing the fat civet cat when he saw his round body suddenly move.

"Aqing!?" Ying Qingcang looked nervously at the hair ball in his hand.

The tanuki moved, popping out its ears, and then opened its two small round eyes.

"Squeak!" She saw Ying Qingcang, and then her hair stood up, and she jumped on the bed and shrank into the corner and bared her teeth at him.

Ying Qingcang didn't dare to move, his heart was twitched by the tanuki's eyes, how could his Xin Qing look at himself with such indifferent and defensive eyes......

"Don't be afraid, I won't hurt you." Ying Qingcang took two steps back and sat down, "You forgot?" I saved you. ”

For now, she can only let down her guard and accept herself, and then slowly recover her memory.

"Squeak! Squeak squeak! The tanuki yelled at him.

Ying Qingcang frowned, pinched the magic technique, and a light shot at the tanuki's head.

"Squeak!" The tanuki seemed to be angry and began to bark again, "Squeak...... Bold, you dare to do this to the tanuki ancestor! ”

The cry suddenly turned into a human voice, and the tanuki was not surprised, but Ying Qingcang frowned again: "Why didn't you transform into a shape?" ”

What he had just punched in was his true qi, which was enough to transform a little demon.

"Ancestor likes this, you can't control it!" Seeing that the human could understand his words, the tanuki touched the bed under him and felt very comfortable, so he lay down and looked at Ying Qingcang.

"Stupid human, where is this?"

Ying Qingcang: "......"

"Sumeru Sect." He said in a complicated tone, "You really don't remember me? ”

The fat tanuki shook its tail: "You are a monk?" ”

"Yes......"

"Then why can't I see your realm?"

She suddenly stretched out her claws angrily: "Are you trying to deceive the ancestor?" You stupid human, you robbed my mussels! ”

"I won't forgive you, even if you pay me ten mussels, I won't forgive you!"

Ying Qingcang rubbed his eyebrows: "You want river mussels for cultivation, I drank the Nine Reincarnation Muscle Dew, which is a top of hundreds of river mussels." ”

Not just hundreds......

The fat tanuki suddenly quieted down, probably checking her own situation, and after a while, she nodded with satisfaction: "Then forget it, the ancestor forgives you." ”

"Why don't you shapeshift?" Ying Qingcang couldn't help but ask again.

Although she was a little girl after her transformation, it was when Xin Qing was a child! Ying Qingcang remembered that in his previous life, he often flipped through Xin Qing's photo albums, and every time he saw her photos when she was a child, he felt very cute.

So after the fat tanuki transformed that day, he was sure at a glance that this was her wife...... When I was a child. Not to mention that the feeling in his heart also told him!

"Call me Ancestor!" The fat tanuki waved its fat paws, and its furry was not a deterrent at all.

Ying Qingcang resisted the urge to rub it and asked, "What kind of ancestor are you?" ”

"Of course it's the tanuki ancestor, don't you know the tanuki?" The fat tanuki twisted its tail proudly, "In addition to the tanuki, who will have two colors of tails in a circle!" ”

"You're a little doll after you take shape." Ying Qingcang reminded her.

"That's also the Ancestor!" The fat tanuki clawed at the sheets.

It is estimated that I originally wanted to cut off a few to scare stupid mortals, but it turned out to be too comfortable, and I didn't remove the claws, and I rubbed them on them.

"You transform and see, you drink the Nine Reincarnation Muscle Lotion, you should grow a little bigger." Ying Qingcang longed for this tanuki to grow into a teenager soon, and that was what he looked like when he met Xin Qing.

When the fat tanuki heard that he was growing up, he couldn't care about any stupid humans, and he muttered something in his mouth, and then crossed his body with a green light.

Ying Qingcang stood up excitedly, but the green light faded, and there was still a fat civet cat on the bed.

"Squeak!" The tanuki's tail stood up, and he forgot to say, "Why can't this ancestor transform into a shape??" ”

Ying Qingcang finally determined that something was wrong with her, she didn't transform just now, and now she can't transform herself......

"Don't move, I'll see!" He reached for the fat tanuki's head.

was slapped away by a paw: "Bold! Stupid humans are not allowed to touch the Ancestor. ”

Ying Qingcang looked at the few blood marks on the back of his hand, and his eyes were full of sadness.

“…… You...... What are you crying about? The fat tanuki twisted his body, not feeling that he was wrong, "Sure enough, it's a stupid human, and the ancestor didn't cry when he was beaten and vomited blood." ”

She's a tanuki now, and she doesn't know herself now...... Ying Qingcang comforted himself for a long time before adjusting his mood and patiently said to the fat civet cat.

"Aren't you incapacitated? I'll take a look at it for you. ”

The fat civet cat is particularly ignorant of good people's hearts, and looks at Ying Qingcang with vigilant eyes: "Don't you want to take the opportunity to pull my tail, otherwise I will scratch you to death!" ”

It took Ying Qingcang an hour to convince the tanuki that he promised not to pull her tail, which made the fat tanuki reluctantly stick her head over.

"Just touch it!" He was also warned in his mouth, "The ancestor's head is not something that a stupid mortal can touch. ”

"Okay, just a moment." Ying Qingcang told himself that this was his Xin Qing, not a fat tanuki, and he couldn't strangle it......

However, after checking for a long time, I didn't find any problems, but the fat civet cat just couldn't transform into shape.

"It's all your fault!" The fat tanuki became angry when he knew that he couldn't transform into a shape, "It's all because you robbed me of my shell!" ”

It was as if it had forgotten about the Nine Reincarnation Muscle Dew......

"I'll make it up!" Ying Qingcang instantly thought of something, "You stay, there are many immortal herbs and elixirs in the Sumeru Sect, and they can always find a way to make you transform." ”

He didn't feel that those immortal grass elixirs were all treasures of the sect, and he could take the life of the senior brother in charge of the sect by taking any of them.

"What's your name, stupid human!" The fat tanuki thinks it's good to have a subordinate in this situation, although he doesn't look very powerful, and he is ugly...... But that's going to be it.

Fortunately, Ying Qingcang didn't know that the tanuki disliked him for being ugly, and smiled: "My name is Ying Qingcang, what about you?" ”

"Bold!" The tanuki tilted its little head up, "Did you ask the owner's name?" ”

Ying Qingcang felt a little powerless, it seemed that he couldn't treat this little guy as Xin Qing for the time being, at least in his memory, Xin Qing was not such a bear......

"If you call your master, are you responsible for the food and clothing of the two of us? Responsible for earning spirit stones? Ying Qingcang decided to shamelessly coax this tanuki, because she looked like she had never seen the world.

The fat civet didn't know that he was despised, and stretched out his paw to scold him: "These are all things that a servant should do, don't let the ancestor worry about being a good servant!" ”

"But it's inconvenient for the Sumeru Sect to call the master here, how about we call each other by their names?"

The fat tanuki scratched its furry face and suddenly asked, "Are your beard sects very big and powerful?" ”

“…… It's the Sumeru sect. Ying Qingcang corrected her, "It's big, it's powerful." ”

"Alright then!" The fat tanuki changed his position and lay down, "Then I will allow you, a servant, to call me Xiaoqing'er." ”

Ying Qing's eyes lit up: "Your name is Xiao Qing'er?" ”

"The ancestor's name was given by my mother, what is your opinion?"

"No, it's good!" Ying Qingcang immediately said, "Then I'll call you Xiaoqing'er." ”

The fat tanuki kicked his legs: "You have to serve me well, or you will lose your master!" ”

"I see." Ying Qingcang said helplessly and funny, "Then do you want to eat?" ”

"Of course!" The fat tanuki sat up with a grunt, but because he was too fat to have a bad balance, he rolled twice and rolled to the side of the bed.

Ying Qingcang hurriedly reached out to catch her, originally thinking that she was going to blow up again, but the fat tanuki shook her head and jumped directly on his shoulder.

"Let's go, servant, take the Ancestor to visit this Beard Sect!"

As a result, the disciples of the Sumeru Sect, who had not seen each other in a hundred years, shook around the Nine Peaks and Twelve Mountains, with a fat civet cat on his shoulder.

"Oh, is that Uncle Win? It's so good-looking! ”

"That's right, I heard that the pavilion master of the Ethereal Pavilion is still waiting for our uncle!"

"Is the spirit beast on Uncle Shi's shoulder? Why do you look like a tanuki, and you're still so fat......"

"I guess so, but it's definitely not a tanuki!"

"That's it, Uncle Xiao's spirit beast may be a divine beast! It is estimated that it looks like a tanuki, how can there be such a fat tanuki! ”

So, for a while, there was a great and handsome little uncle who had a divine beast that looked like a raccoon cat, and I heard that this divine beast turned his hands into clouds and covered his hands for rain, and the mountain collapsed with a flick of his tail......

Such and such legends.

"That fat tanuki is really a mythical beast??" The senior brother in charge naturally heard the legend, and hurriedly sent a message to call Momozen.

Tao gave him a white look: "What does senior brother think?" ”

"I don't look like ......," he shook his head, "how can there be such a fat beast." ”

"It's just an ordinary tanuki demon, or a little demon who can just transform into a shape." Momozen waved his hand, "Don't follow those juniors to talk nonsense, have this time to do something serious." ”

Du Ruo's beard curled: "This is also the right thing, that is the future Taoist companion of the junior brother, although he is a fat civet cat, but he ......"

"You're fat, your whole family is fat!"

An angry roar entered the main hall.