"Lady, don't be in a hurry......"

Tang Seng stretched out his hand and picked up the water cup by the window and took a sip slowly, then dragged out a long note, and then continued: "Just now, we talked about the question of which one to save first if the poor monk and Lingtang fall into the water at the same time. The lady suddenly changed her words again, saying that she would save Lingtang first, so the poor monk here has a problem again!"

“...... And、What's the problem?!"

The golden-nosed white-haired mouse spirit murmured weakly: "Didn't you say that filial piety comes first, and to save you first is to ignore filial piety, and to ignore filial piety is not to keep women's morals, and you don't want to ...... daughters-in-law Okay, okay, I'll just say I won't save you first, what's the ...... Still won't work?"

"Amitabha......! Let's look at ...... in two."

Tang Seng smiled faintly, reached out and picked up the water cup again, drank the water, dragged out the long sound, and then ...... Then his face changed, and he said, "Lady, poor monk...... It's a bit urgent, and you need to go first to make it convenient. ”

Golden-nosed white-haired rat spirit: "......"

Cui Shi: "......"

Awesome!

It's awesome for my Elder Tang!

I can't help but give you a 66666!

You just relied on these boring, boring and unnutritious topics to drag this female goblin for two days and two nights?

Find the psychological shadow area of this rat essence......

Cui Shi was amazed, the man who has been reciting the scriptures all his life really can't be provoked, he can really kill people when he recites the scriptures, and the king with a strong mouth is unmistakable. Now it seems that Zhou Xingxing still has a deep understanding of this, Tang Seng is the biggest boss in the four-person group of scriptures!

"Old Don, I'm back. ”

The flying insect in Cui Shi's body fell into Tang Seng's ear and said in a low voice: "Next, listen to my arrangement." ”

Call!

It's finally back!

Tang Seng had just gotten out of bed, and his feet were soft, and he almost sat back on the bed, with an urge to tears.

God knows what the poor monk has experienced in the past two days!

Not only do I have to resist the temptation of boundless spring, but I also have to search my stomach to find a topic to stabilize this female goblin in very simple clothes, am I easy!

Poor Monk ...... Poor Monk ......

What a good one!

Well, the poor monk really urinates and drinks a lot of water, so it really has to be convenient first.

Under the strange gaze of the rat spirit, Tang Seng staggered to his feet and walked away quickly.

It's strange, this Elder Tang clearly hasn't done anything with me, why is his body so weak, could it be that this second disciple of the Buddha has a good skin, but it's not good?

Grandma's, I feel like I'm missing out on a lot of excitement!

Cui Shi secretly thought, I knew this was the case, I should have put a voice recorder and other equipment here just now!

Tang Seng was able to analyze the eternal problem of the two falling into the river, looking at the current state of this golden-nosed white-haired mouse spirit, you can know how much impact her soul has suffered, it is simply a state of not being able to survive but not to die.

If this recording is circulated in the world, it will definitely be a nirvana for the benefit of all people, so that those stupid girls who like to ask such a second-class hypocritical question will directly collapse their hearts!

"Lady. ”

After Tang Seng came back, his state was obviously different from before, which made the rat spirit, who was almost uncontrollable, repress, listen to what nonsense he still had to say.

"The lady is beautiful and fragrant, how can the poor monk be indifferent. ”

Under Cui Shi's command, Tang Seng first held his hand quietly, and continued: "It's just that the poor monk is going to the Da Lei Yin Temple of West Tianling Mountain to learn scriptures, the matter is very important, and I don't dare to delay for half a minute!"

"Not too bad for a moment?"

The golden-nosed white-haired mouse frowned slightly, and said with a little doubt.

Depend on!

For a moment, you look down on Old Tang!

Cui Shi smiled secretly and continued to instruct Tang Seng to speak.

"The lady doesn't know...... The matter of learning the scriptures is personally approved by the Jade Emperor's imperial pen, which is a ...... It's a very serious matter, don't hide it from the lady, the poor monk is actually the reincarnation of the second disciple Jin Chanzi who sat down on the Buddha, and this time I learned the scriptures in order to let me successfully obtain the Buddha's position. If there is any accident, it will be in vain......"

This one......

The golden-nosed white-haired rat spirit groaned for a while, not suspecting anything at all, but because of Tang Seng's confession, his trust in him was greatly improved. The most brilliant lies are always true nine out of ten.

"So, lady. ”

Tang Seng took the opportunity to say: "I want to go to Lingshan to meet the Buddha first, and after seeking the true scriptures, I will return to the bottomless pit of this hollow mountain to meet you and complete this marriage." Anyway, those scriptures are going to be sent back to Datang, and my apprentices are completely capable of doing it. After you and I have a harmonious relationship here, and after a period of immortal life, I will go back to Datang to lecture on the scriptures or something, and then you can also secretly follow me, wouldn't it be the best of both worlds?"

That's a good point!

Makes sense and is worth looking forward to!

The golden-nosed white-haired rat spirit's eyes lit up, he has practiced for thousands of years to this day, and he is afraid of waiting for a few more days?

"The elder brother is thoughtful, and the concubine is very happy...... I just don't know...... How long will it take for you to worship the Buddha and return to the Trap Mountain to meet?"

"Well...... this"

Tang Seng's face changed, showing a look of embarrassment, and sighed: "The lady doesn't know, there are many difficulties and obstacles on the westward journey, although the trip is halfway through, but no one knows how many demons and monsters are blocking the road ahead." Those demons are different from the infatuation of the lady, they all want to bite the poor monk and eat meat......! If they are caught, I am afraid that it will be more than lucky......"

"Doesn't the elder brother have a few apprentices?"

The rat spirit was worried, and reminded.

"Amitabha!

Tang Seng said with a bitter face: "For example, now, my wife and I have been here for almost three days, have you ever seen my apprentices here? Not to mention saving lives, even the poor monk's wedding wine does not come to drink a glass, such apprentices, don't do it! Don't you know, although these guys have some magical powers, but each of them is full of bad deeds, either a pig who flirts with the girl, or a monster who destroys public property, and there is a black boss who openly opposes the orthodoxy of the Jade Emperor! Lady...... The poor monk is bitter in his heart! You can go all the way from Chang'an to here, and you are already nine deaths!"

"This ...... So it was. ”

The golden-nosed white-haired rat spirit was moved by Tang Seng's tragic experience, and blurted out: "Then this part of the road, I will accompany the elder brother to go!" With my Lady Diyong's reputation in the demon world, I dare not say that I am in danger, but I can be regarded as having a bit of face, and I can always protect the elder brother to go to Lingshan smoothly...... Ugh!"

As soon as the word Lingshan was mentioned, the female goblin suddenly trembled, and her voice suddenly lowered.

The scene of stealing incense candles in Lingshan and being captured on the spot by the heavenly soldiers and generals suddenly appeared in front of him.

This spiritual mountain...... Where would I dare to go again!!