One hundred and twenty-two tear paintings
Such a couple standing together really confirms that sentence.
How did a flower end up in cow dung?
But no one is stupid enough to say this sentence in front of Princess Mingshou. is not only a mismatch in appearance, but the temperament of the two is far apart, and they are completely two types of people. As long as anyone with eyes can see the luxury and vulgarity of Princess Mingshou, and Zhang Yuma is simply dressed in burlap clothes, and there is no wealth at all, no matter how you look at it, these two people don't look like a couple living together.
Princess Mingshou's words were particularly unkind, with a sense of arrogance, as if she was commanding her slaves.
Xie Ning couldn't bear to look at these two people anymore, and this empathetic embarrassment made the onlookers feel uncomfortable for Zhang Yuma.
Previously, many people felt that Zhang Juma didn't know each other very well, even though he might not be very satisfied with this family affair at first, but he was married, he still had to live well, why keep putting his anger on the cold war? But when I saw this couple today, it didn't take much, and after two sentences, even Xie Ning felt that these two people really couldn't get along.
But what can be done?
Everyone thought that Zhang Juma would refuse such a contemptuous assignment from Princess Mingshou, but they didn't expect Zhang Juma to say: "Then let people put the long case on the table, and I will draw it here." ”
This sentence was beyond everyone's expectations, and even Princess Mingshou herself was a little surprised. She immediately came back to her senses, and asked people to hurry to carry the case, prepare painting tools, and give the horse an umbrella to shade the sun.
In order to avoid suspicion, Zhang Juma refused to enter the water pavilion where the ladies were drinking, but the sun was strong outside, and if it was straight to the sun, it might be able to peel off the skin for a while. Princess Mingshou rarely has face today, and from time to time she comes out of the water pavilion and asks someone to hand tea and water to the horse, saying that it is a help, but it is better to say that it is a favor. Without her in and out of the way in and out so flamboyantly, maybe the colt can draw faster.
Princess Mingwei whispered to Xie Ning: "The horse's calligraphy and painting are very famous, and we still have a painting of him at home, but it's a pity that he has painted less over the years, and there are only one or two a year." ”
Shainin said: "Then today we are in a hurry, not only to see the painting, but also to become the person in the painting." ”
Princess Mingwei shook her fan and said with a smile: "What's so difficult about being a person in a painting?" I've heard that the emperor has painted a small portrait for you? Is there such a thing? ”
She's really well-informed.
Xie Ning smiled and did not answer.
Princess Mingwei accepted it when she saw it, but she didn't intend to make Xie Ning really annoy her, and said in a voice lower than just now: "I heard that your aunt and cousins are in Changchun Garden?" You have to be careful. ”
I don't know how many people already know about this news, Xie Ning can only thank Princess Mingwei for reminding her.
What did Princess Mingshou do with the mother and daughter? It doesn't seem like she wants to have some kind of good relationship.
Speaking kung fu, Zhang Yuma's painting already has a rough idea, and Princess Mingshou beckoned everyone to come over to see.
Zhang Juma's painting is today's flower feast, through the curtain of the water pavilion, faintly visible behind the curtain of the slender and moving beauties, through the gauze curtain to see the beauty, there is not only an unattainable rhyme, but also not too straightforward and offensive, after all, most of the people who came today are harem concubines.
Princess Mingshou looked at the painting with a smile, and the smile on her face disappeared when she looked at it: "Donkey, why don't you have me on this painting?" ”
Some of the people who looked at the painting together had already discovered that there was indeed a missing person on the painting painted by Zhang Yuma.
The owner of this cherry blossom viewing party is not on the painting.
But the people who can see it don't dare to say it, who doesn't know that Princess Mingshou is very bad-tempered, you remind her that this matter is not good at all, and she has to hate you in turn.
But there are only so many people in this painting, and everyone who is sitting in the middle of nowhere will not pay attention to it, but the host of the banquet is not above, which is too obvious.
Some people, such as Chen Jieyu, are thinking, will Zhang Juma think that Princess Mingshou's appearance is unbearable and he won't paint her? Otherwise, there is a princess Mingshou sandwiched between a bunch of fat and thin beauties, which is too bad for the scenery, and it is not a picture of group beauty and flower appreciation.
Some people also think that the horse must not know how to draw it, so Princess Mingshou was deliberately omitted. Princess Bi Mingshou's figure and appearance...... Needless to say, how does this make the colt draw? Painted realistically? Lined with a circle of beauties, five points of ugliness has become ten, which is simply better than salt. But if you want to paint her thinner and more beautiful, it's not true, Princess Mingshou may not be happy, don't you dare to paint it truthfully, isn't it still ugly?
Speaking of which, Princess Mingshou can't think of it herself, what kind of painting does it make people draw?
Princess Mingwei glanced at Zhang Yuma, and said in her heart that he wouldn't be interested in Mingshou, right? Princess Mingshou asked him to paint him, he could have refused, but he agreed, and it turned out that he was waiting here to pay tribute to Princess Mingshou.
Sure enough, Princess Mingshou's face was gloomy, unspeakably ugly, she grabbed the painting and pulled it from it, and with a snort, the painting paper split into two parts.
The people who were invited to enjoy the flowers looked at each other.
Enjoying the flowers to this one, it is unprecedented for everyone, it is simply a failure, Princess Mingshou is indeed just an unfinished painting, but the people who attended the meeting today are painting, and she tore it with both hands, and everyone felt that their faces were also torn by her, and they were so embarrassed that they couldn't stay any longer. More than one person was thinking about what to say goodbye.
Zhang Yuma still didn't have any expression, made another gesture to everyone, turned around and left. Princess Mingshou was not light, her face was flushed, even the thick fat powder could not cover her ugly face, her chest rose and fell violently, and everyone was really afraid that she would quarrel and fight with Zhang Yuma like this, and it would be even more difficult for them to be guests.
Unexpectedly, Princess Mingshou took a deep breath, turned off the fire and burned in the other direction.
"Xie Jieyu."
Xie Ning's heart jumped suddenly, Princess Mingshou's eyes and tone of voice, everything said "I have bad intentions".
"The princess has something to say."
"I forgot to say a lot just now, I met a few people on the way out of Beijing before, and when I asked, I found out that it was Xie Jieyu's relatives, and I didn't even have a place to live here. Today is just right, please come out and meet Xie Jieyu. As he spoke, he instructed the palace maids around him: "Go, ask those people to come and let Xie Jieyu recognize them, don't be a mud leg from the countryside who pretends to be a relative." ”
Now the others came to their senses, put aside the matter of tearing the painting just now, and polished their eyes to see Xie Jieyu's joke.
Princess Mingwei sighed secretly, the women in the palace are like this, they want to step on the people around them when they have nothing to do. She saw a lot when she was a child, and although she is married now, she is still a person in this circle, and she still has to be confused about these things with these people.
Seeing Xie Jieyu so angry, Princess Mingwei inevitably wavered, whether to continue to show favor and befriend this Xie Jieyu. But this vacillation was only for a moment, and she immediately thought that the reason why Xie Jieyu was so jealous was precisely because she was favored more than others. There are too many of those people, but there is the emperor standing behind Xie Jieyu.
Just rush this, before Xie Jieyu fell, Princess Mingwei had to stand on her side, just like she had been standing on Concubine Shu's side before.
Xie Liu's mother and daughter were brought in by the palace maid, I don't know if Princess Mingshou was intentional, the clothes on the three of them looked newly changed, because they didn't fit well. Xie Liu is a middle-aged and fat physique, and the clothes given to her are short and thin, stiffly strangled, and the clothes are tied tightly, like a big bundle of flowers. Xie Lian's body fits well, but she does have problems with her legs and feet, and she can see that her body is high and low when she walks. As for Xie Wei, she is small, and the dress is too wide and long for her, even if she walks with her skirt, she still stumbles.
The three of them walked up the curved bridge from afar, which can be regarded as opening the eyes of these concubines and guests to see the Western scenery. Gao Jieyu was so happy, although she didn't laugh out loud, but the posture of leaning forward and closing back was seen by everyone. Chen Jieyu is also happy, more happy and relieved than eating a chilled watermelon. Xie Jieyu is really proud these days, even her aunt Mrs. Lin is always flattered when she is in the palace, but here is her own aunt, a serious parent, who is so down-and-out and embarrassed, it is just like a monkey show on the street.
Princess Mingshou was also in a good mood when she saw it, and even the anger of tearing the painting just now came out.
Xie Liu came to the water pavilion, and the palace maid who led the way instructed them to kneel and kowtow.
This is not a single knock, but the master in the water pavilion Everyone sits upright and is saluted.
Princess Mingwei's face changed.
Princess Mingshou is also too deceitful, what is the relationship between Xie Jieyu and her family is a family matter, but it is too much to let Xie Jieyu's own aunt kowtow to so many people. Isn't this throwing Xie Jieyu's face on the ground and stepping on it?
Not a bright princess, like Shi Shunyi, a few people who are usually cautious and honest feel unable to sit still.
They can also afford to kowtow and say hello, but if you want to talk about it, you can't get by. Shi Shunyi had also met Xie Ning's aunt Mrs. Lin before, and Mrs. Lin would not accept any salute and greeting Shi Shunyi. But now Xie Liu knelt down like this, and said with his two daughters: "Please be in peace, nobles." ”
Princess Mingshou saw that Xie Ning's face was tense and expressionless, but her heart was happy.
Think it's great to give birth to a prince? The tail can't be cocked to the sky, and he also takes the eldest prince and Princess Yuyao to his side to hold him hostage, so is the next step to win the throne? Could it be that he still has to bow upside down to this lowly woman and ask for peace? Princess Mingshou's mother is the queen mother, and her cousin was also the queen, in her opinion, no one else is worthy of sitting in the queen, but if anyone is born with this delusion, it will not be possible.