Chapter 23 Please enjoy pampering your teammates
The sun sets and the stars are scarce, and the time passes quickly.
The jade disk-like moon hung high above the top, and the tired snoring of the soldiers was particularly deafening.
Lin Xiu was paralyzed in Bai Ruojun's barracks, watching the soldiers hand in their "homework", and he really had a headache.
This makeshift two-hundred-person barracks didn't leave him a place anyway, and he was happy to be able to stay in the fragrant Bai Ruojun's residence. Anyway, no matter how you rush it, you won't be able to leave.
Sometimes when he heard Bai Ruojun scolding him for being a scoundrel, he was also a little stunned. When did he become such a scoundrel?
It seems that he used to be a gentleman who could not be more upright. All right...... Even if it's obscene, it's just a sullen heart. But indeed, according to the previous him, he would not be so upright and bright and obscene and scoundrel, otherwise, how could he still be a little virgin after more than 20 years?
Hey, how can you say that you are a scoundrel like that? This is called eating your wife's tofu normally!
Shaking his head, let's deal with this mess first. He continued to study with a bitter face.
For these barbarian soldiers, in fact, sometimes it is inevitable to have a bad stomach, so if you seriously think about how to trick people, there are still a lot of very obscene ideas.
What kind of oil and fire, what hay, crushed stone bamboo thorns, what hidden weapons, what a lot of them.
Fun is fun, it's ...... A few of the rough people in Meow have taken the pen, and the ghost draws peach charms, messes around, and Nima draws with relish.
It's not that he didn't think about thinking about these things by himself, but as the saying goes, three stinkers are worth one Zhuge Liang, and two hundred stomachs of bad water can't kill you Yankang?
Bai Ruojun, who was sitting cross-legged on the bed and cultivating, opened his eyes slightly and glanced at the little monk who was smiling so obscenely, and couldn't help but suddenly have a touch of coldness on his body, and shrank back slightly.
Lin Xiu didn't tell her what he was going to do, but looking at his performance in the past few days and the impact on the soldiers, she couldn't help but have some expectations in her heart.
Maybe...... Maybe he can bring some miracles?
At dawn, Lin Xiu stood in front of the soldiers with a wicked smile on his face, and said, "Your idea has been received by the deputy captain! Now the two hundred soldiers are divided into two teams, let's have an internal competition first!"
As he spoke, he took out two strips of cloth from his arms, one yellow and one red.
"The yellow team is the first, give you two hours to prepare everything, set up traps, all the things in the trap that can hurt people are wrapped in cloth for me, this is a teammate competition, it is not suitable to see blood! Two hours later, the two teams entered Shenlongpo for a competition, as long as the Huang Fang pit was pitted, he took off the red cloth strip and stood in the pit and pretended to be dead! After such a round, after recording which trap pits which people, the two teams rotate in turn, understand?!"
"Understood!" the soldiers shouted.
"Where there is a game, there is a lottery, and the wonderful side of the pit ......" Lin Xiu smiled and looked around at the expectant faces of the soldiers, and said loudly: "There is enough wine and meat tonight!
"Oh!oh!" shouted everyone, raising their weapons. Everyone is coarse, and two sips are the most refreshing thing. And in the barracks, especially when they were selected nervously this time, how could they have time to take two sips of wine and nibble on a few mouthfuls of meat? As soon as they heard that there was enough wine and meat tonight, they couldn't help but make everyone extremely excited.
And everyone is in high spirits, I have never seen such a training method, and it is quite interesting to play against each other like Keju.
I saw that after the team was divided, the 100 people of the yellow team couldn't wait to prepare things and rush to Luolongpo, and the red team was also very excited and eager to try.
Bai Ruojun looked at Lin Xiu with a helpless and angry expression, "The day of the competition is approaching, how can you let them relax and drink?
"Don't worry, the captain's wife, the so-called relaxation is moderate, and under the excitement of anticipation, they will let them exert a hundred points of effort, and gradually overcome those who are cowardly, and don't worry. Lin Xiu was still smiling.
"Fortunately, this competition showed that only ordinary soldiers are allowed, and maybe he is also afraid that if he is equipped with a spirit master or a high-level general on our side, there will be variables. He thought that with Yan Man's innate iron body and the suppression of his strength, the victory was already in his hands. As everyone knows, we can better isolate it and slowly disintegrate it!"
After all, the world still believes in absolute strength too much. Although those strong people can indeed wave their hands to turn the clouds and rain and overwhelm the mountains and seas. But ants can gnaw to death, and Yan Kang's rank is powerful, and it is impossible to be like those strong people. It's just an elephant after all.
Lin Xiu's eyes flashed, but he was reluctant to bear inside, he had to think that if he hadn't lost his dantian and lost the strength he should have, would he have more confidence to stand here and win this victory?
If he reached a higher level, maybe his little tricks would not be on the table at all...... In the eyes of those strong people who need to look up like a high mountain, stepping on a group of ants is just a matter of lifting their feet.
He watched the two teams clash in full swing, with people constantly coming out, and constantly having terrain and traps that he hadn't even thought of playing a big role.
The woman in silver armor frowned, constantly remembering the locations and the effective traps, as well as the number of people trapped.
The soldiers who took off their brightly colored headbands stood in the middle and laughed, not seeing the situation elsewhere, but they just felt very happy.
They know that there are traps everywhere here, and they are still planted with a hundred points of vigilance, so if they are unaware of the blazing army, they will definitely be pitted very badly hahahahaha, thinking, unconsciously, the haze in their hearts that they will lose has quietly faded a lot.
"Hahaha, happy!" Commander Xu, who was still drinking on his beard, stuffed the wine jar in his hand into the arms of the soldier next to him, and the soldier also smiled, picked up the wine and poured it into his throat fiercely.
Commander Xu is a soldier of the red team, and the two sides compete in tricks, and the yellow team wins. But the soldiers of the yellow team who saw the wine and meat all smiled and invited the red team, and they were happy together on this night when the bonfire was rising!
Lin Xiu sat lazily next to Bai Ruojun, the captain's wife came, the captain's wife went, and teased her from time to time. Looking at the soldiers around the bonfire drinking and eating meat, I couldn't help but grin.
At this time, Commander Xu strode over to them, tore off the oily thigh meat that was still steaming and steaming into two pieces, and stuffed it into Lin Xiu and Bai Ruojun's hands.
The broken gong also shouted at them with a strong smell of wine: "Alas, eat meat, what does it taste like drinking like a girl here?"
Lin Xiu took the meat and smiled: "My wife was originally a little girl. ”
Suddenly, a cold light that seemed to be tangible pierced from his side, Lin Xiu shrunk his neck, quickly stood up, and said to Xu Tongling: "Alas, why are you talking so much? Let's go!Go drink!!"
As he spoke, he pulled him towards the crowd.
"Hahahaha, you bald donkey boy, I've seen shameless, I haven't seen such a shameless monk like you, are you a monk? A loud laugh sounded like thunder, and Commander Xu pushed Lin Xiu, pushing his thin body straight to a stagger.
"Hahahaha!" all the soldiers laughed.
"Oh, I'm a layman! I'm a monk who can marry a wife!Otherwise, what would you do with your heroic and beautiful captain like a flower!" Lin Xiu was indignant.
Then his ears flickered, and he turned around, dodging a bone flying from behind!
The soldiers laughed even more.
Lin Xiu grabbed a wine jar, the reflection of the bonfire swaying in his eyes, and said loudly: "Brothers, we are also brothers who have drunk wine and eaten meat together! Next, we are about to become brothers who have been on the battlefield together! Come, I respect you!!"
As he spoke, he raised his head and drank it, the liquor entered his throat, and his heart suddenly became hot! Lin Xiu drank it all without stopping, and smashed the wine jar to the ground!
"Okay!!" Commander Xu's eyes flashed, and he also responded with a call, snatched the wine jar held by the slightly dizzy soldiers on the side, and drank it all in one gulp, smashing it to the ground!
Many soldiers raised their bowls, drank them all with their heads up, and smashed them hard. The scene was quite spectacular.
Lin Xiu then picked up the cup that had been poured on the table, held it high and said: "As soldiers of my White Emperor Dynasty, we are ordinary and great! We are born with blood! Our blood will scorch all enemies! We will never be defeated until the blood is exhausted!!"
The wine fell from the somewhat pale chins, dripping wet the placket, and the neckline of the moon-white robe was slightly open. Lin Xiu stood between heaven and earth, his feet open, drinking the spirits, so he was not domineering.
"We will never lose!" the soldiers roared.
"Bald donkey boy, you said it well! People can't die in the sky, I, Xu Hu, have worked hard this time, and I want to let those barbarian grandsons kneel under my Snapdragon and beg for mercy! Labor and management are still very active, we won't lose!"
Commander Xu slammed down the bowl in his hand, his body shook a little, but he still stood straight, his eyes were red, staring ahead, like a hungry tiger sacrificing his life!
"I won't lose! I won't lose!!" the soldiers' voices shook the night sky.
"The flag is here!" Lin Xiu shook and raised his wine glass again, his eyes were slightly drunk, he turned around, faced Bai Ruojun who was staring quietly here, grinned and smiled: "I'm here! Ruojun's wife is here!!hahahaha......"
As he spoke, he drank it all again. But this time, I really couldn't stand very steady, and sat on the ground.
The soldiers all pointed at him and laughed heartily.
Bai Ruojun looked at the burning flame in the young man's eyes, and his eyes moved slightly.
She sat there staring at the crooked figure for a long time, and finally sighed, shook her head, got up, and walked towards it.
Carrying him like a chicken, he glanced around at the soldiers, and was cold: "Tomorrow you can postpone the morning training for two hours, but if it's late, don't blame it for military law!"
"Hahahaha, captain, take the deputy captain to rest well, hahaha!" said the soldier with a strange smile.
Immediately caused all the soldiers to laugh with a little ambiguous.
Bai Ruojun's face turned slightly red, pursed his lips, turned around and walked silently towards the tent.
Then he threw Lin Xiu at the mouth of the camp tent and went in by himself.
The night was slightly drunk, and the passion of the soldiers had subsided slightly, and the bonfire was still burning, as if the dawn would not be extinguished.
I only heard the broken gong throat that was already vague and shook the flames slightly, "Don't be high, rabbit cubs, go and rest." When we get the victory, I, Lao Xu, will invite you to have three days and three nights!"
After a while, the camp was much quieter.
The camp curtain was finally lifted again, revealing a jade hand that was no darker than the moonlight.
I saw it lift the bald little monk who was already snoring on the ground and enter the tent.
The camp curtain returned to calm again.
The night was still slightly drunk.