Text Chapter 457 The Ritual Sense of Marriage
I snorted at her: "My husband is next to me, don't talk nonsense, the speaker has no intention of listening!" ”
Lu Baozi glanced at me, no smile or other expression!
An Liangliang sighed: "Then you are indeed much worse than me, take care, hang up first!" ”
She was about to hang up the phone, and when she was about to hang up, she heard her head roar: "Get out, who asked you to come......"
In the afternoon, I went out with Lu Baozi to buy vegetables and came back to find that Xiaoxiao was back, seeing that her face was not very good, I thought she was angry and came back, and was about to comfort two words of tweed and came out of the kitchen......
And I look at the expression of the flower and the hemp crutch, it seems to ...... More angry!
I glanced at Lu Yiting, and the two of us worked together, and I sat down next to Xiaoxiao and asked softly, "What's wrong!" ”
Unexpectedly, Xiaoxiao, who has always been gentle and submissive to everyone, suddenly stood up and yelled at Hua Ma Crutch: "You go out, I don't want to see you!" ”
There's no way, we've already taken care of the matter of Xiaoxiao and Hua Ma Crutche, and now that people are still under one roof, we can't pick a pick!
So the four of them sat down on the sofa, and Lu Yiting and I became mediators:
The thing is sauce purple, Xiaoxiao followed the hemp crutch and the two of them still slept in separate rooms, and the flax crutch may have drunk some wine one night when a friend came and had to socialize, and slept in her room by mistake when she went up at night, which made Xiao Xiao a little unhappy.
The second thing is that it may take a little longer when Xiaoxiao is taking a bath, Hua Ma is worried that she knocked on the door, but Xiaoxiao didn't answer him, he opened the door and went in, just happened to meet other beauties out of the bath, Xiaoxiao was annoyed and angry and refused to live with him anymore!
After listening, Lu Baozi's whole person was full of question marks, and although I understood the little mood, to be honest, this is too outward!
Hua Ma saw that Xiaoxiao lowered her head and looked aggrieved, and said in a rather blunt tone: "What's this, it's not that I haven't seen it!" ”
Xiaoxiao turned her head with red eyes and didn't want to look at him anymore, and she fell on the sofa and said sullenly: "Go away, I don't want to see you!" ”
Lu Baozi, who has a low EQ, is still there to persuade vigorously: "Oh, how much does this matter, it's still fun for the two of them to take a bath together, she didn't bother to do it when I was with your Sister Lan, I helped wash it......"
Labor and management 'snapped' and slapped him on the arm, but this guy not only didn't listen but also retorted as a matter of course:
"It's useless for you to beat me, what I said is the truth, don't you still praise me for my good bathing skills, and I can start a class to talk about the experience of bathing workers? Anyway, I mean ......"
Labor and management looked at him with tears and laughter: "Can you be serious, don't keep making fun of me?" ”
I'm rubbing, and the little super smile is faceless......
Hua Ma Gui saw Xiao Xiao laughing, and the whole person seemed to be relieved, and his voice was softer: "Look, aren't people like this, besides, I didn't mean to." ”
But unfortunately, as soon as he opened his mouth, his face was not good again, and she muttered in a small voice next to me: "Not married, no!" ”
It dawned on me that I had forgotten that women pay great attention to rituals, so there is only one way to deal with an old lady like Xiaoxiao: get married!
After getting married, all this will become a matter of course, and a reserved little girl can become a woman!
Just like me......
But as soon as my idea was proposed, it was strongly refuted by the two men, and Hua Magui said directly: "It's all in preparation, what's the problem!" ”
Lu Baozi also hurriedly agreed: "That's it, your Sister Lan is a hypocritical person, and I think that we will serve together before we got married, isn't it quite smooth!" ”
Damn, why do I want to sew his mouth up so much! When talking about this kind of thing, can you not use that kind of tone that is close to showing off!
Obviously, Xiaoxiao is also a stubborn child, and she can't listen to it at all!
Then I had a flash of inspiration and slapped Lu Baozi's thigh: "It doesn't matter if the wedding is being prepared, you two will rip off the certificate first!" Legal couples don't have to be awkward! ”
The little eyeballs rolled, and I understood that I was right!
Lu Baozi, who was stunned by me, finally sighed with a sudden realization: "That's right, that's right, we were also ...... at the beginning."
I squinted at him, this time he finally stopped his noisy mouth, and I was relieved, how could there be such a person in the world!
Hua Ma was inspired by the two of us, although his face was still unshocked, but he stood up and said, "Sun Xiaoxiao, let's get the certificate!" ”
Well, my buns are much more romantic than Hua Ma crutches, and I think he proposed to me on his knees when he was beaten like that......
Damn, my ring!
But a radish is a pit, and the little radish is a pit of the flower hemp crutch, no, as soon as he said that he was going to get the certificate, Xiao Xiao followed half-pushed!
I twisted the red grapes and stuffed them into my mouth as I asked their backs, "Skipping dinner and leaving?" ”
"No!" Hua Ma turned around and looked at the time: "I'm looking for her mother to ask for a household registration, and by the way, I'll eat at her house, don't say that my prospective son-in-law won't even go to her door!" ”
I waved my hand to let them go, funny, my dove occupies the magpie's nest quite justifiably, or should I send them back?
In the evening, not long after eating, I started to snack again, and I like to sit in a casual posture with a big belly......
Well, casual means very undignified!
Lu Baozi quietly took the tablet and got closer and closer, I estimated that he had to stand next to him for a while, and the mother-in-law's voice on the other end said with a smile:
"Oh, it's good to be able to eat, I'm still worried about picking my mouth!"
I was stunned, and quickly took back the leg that I had put away indiscriminately, and only after glancing at Lu Baozi fiercely did I respectfully shout: "Mom! ”
The mother-in-law hurriedly laughed so much that her eyes were gone: "It's okay, it's okay, you can be casual, just keep yourself comfortable, we don't need to pay attention to the image if there are no outsiders!" ”
I smiled awkwardly and nodded, "Eh, okay!" "But the legs are still in order.
The mother-in-law asked again, "Do you want to check the time?" The current doctor is terrifying, saying that he is afraid of deformities and physical indicators......"
"It's all normal, don't worry!"
The mother-in-law asked a few more questions about the child, and by the way, after caring for me, she poked the people around her with her arm: "Eh, you don't want to see it!" ”
I was just about to say who it is! The father-in-law's serious long face was revealed, but unlike his usual unsmiling, he was too kind now!
He smiled and asked me, "Is the boy lazy, if he doesn't serve well, you tell me, and I'll beat him when he comes back." ”
I looked at Lu Yiting meaningfully, then nodded and said, "Okay, I will report truthfully." ”
Then the mother-in-law said excitedly on the side: "Lan Xin, stand up and show us, I'll leave a photo for my relatives to see......"
Although I was speechless, I still stood up at their request, and Lu Baozi smiled at this end:
"Okay, I'll shoot her later, don't make her ugly."
My mother-in-law was reading Lu Baozi, a stinky boy there, and my father-in-law said to me: "Lan Xin, I heard that your work is not very smooth!" ”
My face burned and I smiled embarrassedly: "It's been a little bit lately!" ”
"Come back!"
My father-in-law approached the camera, and his long face was deformed, and I endured it and endured it before I laughed, and I heard his old man say angrily:
"It's always not as good as at home, you can still find a good job, the most important thing is the birth and raising of a woman, come back and raise it!"
I stifled a laugh, sighed, and was about to say two vague words, when I heard the old man say more and more softly:
"Don't cry, it's not good for your body!"
I'm not the protagonist of the celebration banquet, at most even if I am a polite spectator, so I really focus on covering up in terms of preparing clothes.
Just block my iconic belly!
Even in order to hide the familiarity, I cut my hair completely short, hat, sunglasses, and a big mask to greet my face, who Nima knows who I am!
And Lu Baozi actually has to cooperate with me to wear sportswear, although it is not a couple's model, but the color is really close to that is not much different from a couple's outfit.
As soon as the two of them dressed up and stood in front of the fitting mirror, I was a little devastated, and it was really eye-catching to wear like this!
Especially Lu Baozi, he is inexplicably star-studded!
I tried my best to persuade him, I asked him to keep a low profile, after all, his old man and Gao Dao are also a bit festive, what if you are so eye-catching and are seen by others, and you are beaten by someone on other people's territory?
Lu Baozi snorted at me, wiped his nose and looked like a hanger, and said, "Then I'll report Hua Ma and go out under his father's name." ”
"What if people don't care about these things and fight first?"
"Then I'll carry it, and then settle accounts after the autumn and let him remember grandpa for the rest of his life!"
Lao Tzu pinched his soft waist hard, and was about to scold, so he hurriedly hugged me and compromised: "Okay, don't be angry, I'll just change the set!" ”
Then I found that no matter how he changed, he was brilliant in my eyes, so I quickly corrected my mentality and chose the most ordinary suit.
Lu Baozi doesn't like suits, he likes fashionable things, so when I finalized that suit, he was aggrieved.
I raised an eyebrow at him, then pointed to the sportswear he had first spotted and said, "I bought that too!" ”
He grinned at me and smiled widely!
I was anxious to urinate for a while, so I hurriedly found a toilet in the mall, and when I came out, Lu Yiting was talking on the phone with his back to me, although his tone was normal, but the content was too soft.
He said, "It's okay, you just have a good rest for a day, you don't have to worry about other things!" ”
I stared at the back of his head suspiciously for three seconds, and then ran up decisively and quietly, and was about to eavesdrop on a little more content, when I heard Lu Yiting say:
"It's okay, where's your brother? I'll teach him a good lesson, how can I bully our little sister, okay, don't be sad! ”
The radar above my head was pinpointed at one person: Wei Ting!
Dog's day, what kind of moth does Nima have?
I'm indignant! Lu Baozi looked back at me as if playing a game, and then smiled brightly and stretched out his hand to take me into his arms, and said simply to the other end of the phone:
"First of all, I'll walk around with my wife, well, hang up!"
I slammed his hand around me, clasped my hands on my chest and asked, "What does she want to do!" ”
He put it on his other hand, and raised his hand to hug me again, and when I ruthlessly lifted him again, his face was slightly bad.
He said: "It's good to be jealous, but it's not good to be jealous too much, if you don't worry about your excellent husband, then you should stay by my side!" ”
This is so cheap, whether I did it right or not, I can't help but be really angry at this moment!
Lu Baozi quickly reacted, and he hurriedly approached me affectionately and coaxed me softly:
"I was wrong, really, wife, I was so wrong, you screw me, come, your favorite place!"
He took my hand to his soft waist, and I clenched my fists and pulled him stiffly, my chest was tight, and I wanted to cry!
He put his arm around me and stopped, leaned over to see the expression on my face, damn, Lao Tzu's eyes were red for a second, and he was about to shed tears when he was hot......
Definitely because of pregnancy, I couldn't be so vulnerable!
He kept looking for my face, so I kept twisting and changing angles to avoid his face, but I didn't expect such a hypocritical scene to be made into a moving picture of a hot kiss a few days later, and it continued to go viral on the Internet.