I'm a serious scumbag, with a perfect score in college entrance examination and math, and all the rest fail.

But happily, my girlfriend was admitted to a prestigious university.

It's a pity that on the day she held the college entrance banquet, all the classmates who played well called me, but they didn't call me.

I understood that she was going to break up silently, although I was not happy, but I didn't dwell too much.

Who makes himself waste?

In the evening, she called out of the blue, asked me to meet, and said that she wanted to leave each other with an unforgettable night.

I wanted to refuse, but the devil sent the god to agree.

When I arrived at the agreed place, she held the school bully who had a holiday with me and stood next to a Land Rover and waited.

I rushed over and pushed them away, only to see her holding a syringe and sticking it around my neck.

In an instant, I was spinning, and my mind was groggy and stuffed into the car.

What happened next, I don't know.

By the time I woke up, I was a heartless corpse, lying in a coffin with human bones.

The body is unconscious, unable to move, but yet conscious.

In the coffin, I woke up from time to time, and I don't know how long it was, a woman in her early twenties, passing by the grave, lit five sticks of incense at the grave.

As soon as the incense was lit, I actually saw her magically.

She stood in front of the grave, with a beautiful face and a seductive figure, but she was a little sloppy in dress.

Her long, oily hair was draped over her shoulders, and she hadn't washed it for days.

She carried a shovel, stared at the slowly burning incense and asked, is anyone at home, do you know whose coffin has grass growing in it?

I thought I could communicate with her, and my consciousness roared loudly with excitement.

She stared at the cigarette from the incense for a few seconds, and muttered that no one was home? Blinded your sister Bao'er's psychic incense.

He plucked out the incense that had burned less than two centimeters and extinguished it on the ground.

Put the incense back in the small backpack, carry the shovel, and sing "A locust tree on the high mountain, hold the fence and look at the lang." The mother asked her daughter what she wanted? I look at my little brother, Huaixia masturbates without paper...... "Gone without a trace."

Let's go?

Just gone?

Can you say a few more words?

After about half an hour, she turned nervously again.

He took out the five unburned incense sticks, lit them in front of the grave, and asked again if anyone was at home.

She stared at the cigarette from the incense, waited for a while and said, it seems that there is really no one, let's do it.

Roll up your sleeves, grab a shovel, and start digging graves.

That posture, that action, at first glance, I don't miss this kind of lack of morality of digging graves and digging graves, giving birth to a son without asshole.

She dug for two or three hours, pried open the lid of the coffin, and when she saw me in the coffin, she jumped half a meter high in surprise, "I'll go, this has been buried for almost three years, and it's not rotten?" No, his face was flushed, the smell was fragrant, and there were not even snakes, insects, rats and ants in the coffin. The corpse bones are fragrant, the ice muscles and jade bones, is it the autopsy immortal recorded in the ancient books? ”

She was stunned for a while, then came over and ripped open my collar, stared at the wound on her chest that had grown and said, "It doesn't matter if you are immortal or not, you are unlucky to meet your sister Bao'er." My grandfather healed your sister-in-law, and he needed to use the gossip mirror to save his life. ”

Does she know me?

I've been dead for three years?

What else is the gossip mirror? Sister-in-law?

My mind was full of question marks, but I couldn't ask questions.

As she spoke, she pulled out a boning knife and slashed at my chest.

Wail!

Just as a raven fluttered its wings and barked, her frightened foot slipped, and the knife cut through my skin and her hand.

Her blood dripped from the wound on my chest, and I suddenly felt a disc-like thing in my chest jump.

It's probably the gossip mirror she said.

"Ahem...... Ahem......"

As the disc pulsed, I regained consciousness, opened my mouth to cough out the exhaust gas in my throat, and opened my eyes violently.

"I'm going, deceiving the corpse?"

She was standing on one knee on top of me, and when she saw me open her eyes, she held a knife in her backhand and stuck it in my eye.

"Trick you into a bomb!"

I grabbed her wrist in a panic, and the knife paused less than five centimeters away from me.

However, I regained consciousness, and my arm went limp, only slowing her movements slightly.

The knife stabbed down, but fortunately I turned my head in time, and the knife chopped off my ear and stuck it in the coffin board.

But she didn't mean to stop, I really couldn't help it, grabbed the big bun in front of her, and squeezed it hard.

Taking advantage of her momentary distraction, he pushed her away and crawled out of the coffin.

"Where is the turtle son? Look at it, it's all red. ”

The stupid woman grabbed her collar and looked inside, rubbed the sore spot and stood up, took the knife, picked up the shovel, and chased after her.

Syllable! Syllable! Syllable!

I didn't have to run far before she caught up with me, slapping me on the ground with a few shovels on my back.

"The claws are itchy, let you squeeze, let you pinch your Sister Bao'er, I can't shoot you."

She used her hands and feet together, and the shovel flew wildly.

When she was tired, she panted and pestled the shovel and changed her breathing.

And I curled up on the ground, and when I moved slightly, my whole body hurt, but I felt comfortable all over, as if some blocked places on my body had been beaten up. "Sister Bao'er, thank you."

"Thank me? Why thank me? ”

"I wouldn't have survived without your blood, you are my reborn parents."

"No...... You are welcome. ”

She looked away shyly, clutching the back of her head in embarrassment. I hurriedly crawled over, hugged her legs, and said flatteringly: "Sincerely, if there is anything to do with Sister Bao'er in the future, as long as you say hello, go to the knife, go to the sea of fire, and the little brother will not give up." ”

"Disgusting!"

Although she looked disgusted, listening to the tone, she should have dispelled the idea of disemboweling.

My little fate was saved.

"Are you sure you'll listen to your sister in the future?"

"Uh-huh."

"Your sister Bao'er and I are twenty-two years old, and I still don't know what a man tastes like? From now on, you will be my slave man and thug. ”

She squinted her eyes and didn't know what she was thinking, and her saliva was dripping with a smirk.

He has long thighs, a thin waist, and a beautiful face.

Although the clothes are wide and the front looks average, I just caught it, and there is a lot of mystery inside.

If she gets rid of her sloppy problem and dresses up a little, she will definitely far surpass the popular star.

I looked up at her blankly, and she slapped me on the top of my head, "Idiot, what do you want to do dirty?" ”

"Didn't you say male slaves?"

"Male slaves have no human rights, only you Sister Bao'er I think, if you dare to think nonsense, see if my sister doesn't dig out your brain."

She shook her dangling knife a few times, shook her long legs, and motioned for me to let go. "Go, fill up your daughter-in-law's grave."

"My daughter-in-law's grave?"

I looked back at the excavated grave and looked at it suspiciously.

She said that her name was Tang Baobao, and her grandfather specialized in marrying the dead.

Three years ago, she bought my body from a trafficker, and his grandfather married me to the daughter of the Song family, who died young.

And I was so young that I was killed by heart, and my body was resold everywhere, and I was very resentful, so her grandfather sewed her ancestral gossip mirror into my chest to suppress the evil spirit.

She explained a few words simply, and urged impatiently: "Hurry up and fill in the grave, and then follow me to dig other graves and find coffin grass." ”

"What are you doing with coffin grass?"

"My grandfather healed your sister-in-law, and she ran into an evil spirit, and she needed a coffin grass to save her life. If you can't dig up the coffin grass, the gossip mirror in your chest will do. ”

"Yes! Be! ”

I quickly let go of her legs, took the shovel, endured the pain all over my body, and rushed to the grave that had been dug up.

Cover the coffin lid, pat the coffin nails tightly, fill in the soil, and then have the time to look at the tombstone.

On the stele hangs a black-and-white photograph of a young woman, with the tomb of her beloved daughter Song Xueying.

When I look at the photos, I always feel like the eyes are staring at me.

I hurriedly made a few gestures, turned around and left with Tang Baobao A few steps, a gentle voice behind me shouted, husband.

Husband!

Husband, don't leave me alone.

Hearing the successive calls, I stopped abruptly.

Looking back, the lonely tombstone pulled out the reflection of the elder in the bright moonlight.

There was nothing around the grave.

Tang Baobao saw me stop suddenly and asked me what's wrong?

I asked her if she heard anything.

She glanced left and right a few times, and suddenly spit on me, and said with a straight face, don't talk about people during the day, don't talk about ghosts at night, and it is taboo to make such jokes in this kind of place at night.

A kick in my calf and a meteor strode out.