073. Say I'm sorry
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Women are angry, sometimes it really has nothing to do with reason.
Just at his current tone.
I folded my arms and made a picture of a lion with a wide opening in his mouth: "I want diamond jewelry, not anything less than 10 carats." Beautiful dresses, designer bags, and a few more. If you're sincere, give me a house. The house doesn't have to be too big, just big enough for three people. ”
"Can you be serious?" His eyebrows were locked into Sichuan characters.
"Mr. Hua, I almost went to see Hades." I didn't smile, "The soul has been sublimated again, I really can't be more serious, it's more true than a pearl." ”
He looked at me motionlessly, and his cold expression made me think that Fang Cai's inexplicable apology messages were simply coincidences.
I told myself that I would act as if nothing had happened. The truth is, it's really hard to do.
"What do you mean...... Will look at me. I suppressed my voice to complain, my heart trembling with grievance, "To state in advance, I am only out of ...... A man must keep his word. What's more, I am this shield because of you! ”
"I haven't forgotten."
"Then why didn't you come back to catch me after you pulled your woman up?" I couldn't help but get excited. The thought of him leaving me behind makes me so angry that I want to slap him.
But he didn't show any apologies, not even the slightest bit of guilt, but replied in a grand manner: "You can swim, she can't." ”
Ha, I laughed incredulously.
How ...... is this reason I really can't think of the right adjective.
"And what if you don't know I can swim? If you touch your conscience, you won't save her first! I'm cannon fodder, and I deserve to die. ”
Listening to me, he said very seriously: "You can swim by nature." ”
“……”
"Gotta get it." What else can I say, to treat a fool, I can only raise my hands and feet and surrender, "I beg you to let me go, okay?" I drowned because I could swim, and I was because I could swim. While scolding, he looked for my bag, "Sister won't play with you anymore, what do you like!" ”
Scolding, I had already rushed to the door.
"Tong Coco."
He called me.
"It's useless to shout cocoa, cocoa, cocoa! I'm going to practice swimming! I replied unceremoniously, scrambling to find shoes to wear.
"I'm already tired. What the hell do you want! ”
Hearing his unceremonious and helpless low roar, I chuckled in my heart, and turned to look at him again.
His eyes are no longer deep and incomprehensible, and there are also the depression and emotions of ordinary normal people in them. I watched in disbelief and was somehow touched by it...... wanted to explore deeper, but he couldn't hide his panic and put away his emotions, and sat there with a cold face.
"You go." He said.
But my feet felt like they were stuck to the ground.
Walked back and looked at him directly: "Hurry up, say sorry to me." I don't care about the adults. ”
He looked surprised, as if he had heard something very rebellious, and he might raid my whole family in the next second.
I didn't care, I was more serious: "The truth is that what you say doesn't count." Today, you have to apologize to me. ”
He was extremely reluctant to be silent for a while: "Didn't you express it?" ”
Really.
"It's not a chef who is sorry for me, this kind of thing can also be faked?" I don't appreciate it, "Please show some sincerity, okay?" ”
His thin lips opened slightly, as if he wanted his life, but he wanted to speak and stopped.
I put my hand behind my ear and leaned in, "I'll wait." ”
"This method doesn't work for me, so I'll find another way." Hua Ming was obviously anxious and gritted his teeth.
It's tenacious enough! I folded my arms and shook my head. After thinking about it, I had a sudden inspiration and laughed a few times.
"It's okay if you don't apologize. Then express Luo with practical actions. ”
"Actual action?" He wrinkled his eyebrows, sensing that something was wrong.
I winked earnestly: "You give me a slave for a week. Then you don't have to say 'I'm sorry'. How is it? ”
When he said that, he laughed incredibly, and he must have thought that my brain was going crazy.
"Be a slave to you. Scribe...... Unless my brain is watered too. He gave a sneer.
I clapped my hands. "OK, then continue to ignore you, and you don't pay attention to me! Can't ask for it! He walked out with a happy face and hummed a tune, "I have a little donkey that I never ride, and one day I rode it to the market on a whim, hey!" ”
After only walking a few steps, Hua Ming said loudly: "Tong Coco, stop in moderation." ”
I looked at him innocently: "Isn't it okay if I'm gone?" Kill me whatever you want, whatever you want. I almost died anyway. ”
Immediately, he walked up to the ground with a look in his eyes as if he wanted to kill.
I reflexively took a half step back, thinking that he was really going to do something dehumanizing......
As a result, he said solemnly: "Not for a week, for an hour!" ”
I was immediately dumbfounded.
It took a long time before he responded in a bargaining tone: "No! Three days! "I really think that if he can hold on for thirty minutes, it is really an unprecedented miracle.
"I said, an hour!" He yelled angrily.
I just got on the bar: "An hour is too short, the addiction is over before the time is over." Looking at his watch, "Before midnight, there are still more than two hours, and this is my biggest concession." ”
Then a cheap look on his face, eating the bear's heart, the leopard boldly looked at him.
"Deal." He gritted his teeth and said these two words.
I immediately changed to the expression of a vicious mother-in-law: "Cook me noodles, I'm hungry." What are you doing in a daze! ”
I'll never forget the way I looked at me with staring eyes, wanting to get angry but couldn't. can only hold a proud temperament, calmly walk to the kitchen, and re-light the fire.
I quickly followed, took out the apron I had bought that day from the locker, and handed it to him.
He looked at the cartoon pattern of the pig's head on the apron and pulled the corners of his mouth uncontrollably.
Then I held my chin and sat down at the bar. But for a while, he gloated and stared at him with an expression of looking at a prehistoric monster.
He wears a cartoon apron, and his figure is still tall and straight. Hanging around in front of the stove like this doesn't feel like cooking, but rather some kind of inscrutable experiment.
In my imagination, he must be spinning around like a headless fly, while I clasped my hands next to me and shouted in disgust, "Why can't you even cook noodles?" If I were to you, forget it. ”
That's right, I am the evil mother-in-law, and Hua Ming is a hard-working little daughter-in-law.
Eventually, I picked up the broom and beat him all over the house. He could only beg bitterly, "Don't fight anymore, I was wrong, mother-in-law, I really know it's wrong!" ”
But...... The reality is ......
He actually has the ability to operate it like a French meal. The noodles are boiled separately and blanched in cold water when they are cooked. Nice poached eggs and tempting sausages are also fried as an add-on.
I watched in amazement, as a woman, and suddenly felt that the past twenty years had been too much, too rough.
I couldn't help but take out my phone and leave a photo with his back.
Just as he was about to change the angle, he heard the gloomy voice of the flower sound.
"If you dare to shoot randomly, you will bear the consequences."
There are slaves. Is this what you are talking to your master?!
In the end, I could only take pictures of the 'high-end instant noodles' offered by Hua Ming, and I really felt a sense of admiration.
Hua Ming stood there handsomely with one hand on the operating table, and was about to take off his apron, but I stopped him by shouting.
"Don't take it off! You'll have to wash the dishes later, and you'll be wearing it all the time. ”
His movements froze, and his face was full of black lines, but he endured it.
It's really bent and stretched.
"It's delicious when you look at it." I couldn't wait to eat it, and I was deeply impressed.
After another big bite, my cheeks were stuffed with noodles, and I couldn't help but say, "It's really delicious, how did you do it?" You are usually served by others, and you don't see this talent at all. ”
He calmly accepted praise and adoration, and proudly raised the corners of his mouth: "With your intelligence, it is difficult for me to explain to you." ”
“……”
I almost choked and swallowed the noodles in my mouth before I said fiercely, "Pay attention to your attitude, you are my slave now. Scribe! ”
"Even if it's a slave. Li, can also be very cultivated and very intelligent. ”
Muma, turn around and curse!
Without thinking, I gave him a thumbs up: "You are really good, you are so thick-skinned!" I will also play self-hypnosis, I will learn from you! ”
I saw the corners of his mouth twitch coldly a few times, and he didn't bother to pay attention to me.
Finally, I wiped it out in three strokes and divided five by two, and there was not even any soup residue left, and I still wanted to lick the bowl a little.
"Why don't you just eat the bowl?" He mocked.
I'm a person, when I'm full, I'll be in a good mood, and I'm too lazy to bother with him.
"You have a good heart for this craft. Come on, come on, hurry up and get a second bowl for you, and you will be rewarded later! ”
He was stunned for a moment, and then snatched the bowl away with great shame: "The rule of supper is that there is only one bowl." ”
"The rules for supper?" How come I've never heard of anything like this, "Wait, wait, it looks like you're going to have to listen to me now, right?" It's been a long time before midnight. ”
He didn't intend to give in at all: "It's junk food!" "One sentence is no.
I looked at him stupidly and slowly asked, "Excuse me...... You're my long-lost ...... Mom? ”
"It's not negotiable." After saying that, he even took away the chopsticks and walked quickly to the sink to wash.
Yes, hands-on, not ambiguous at all.
Although the supper time is over, there is still snack time.
As I turned over some of my stockpiled snacks, I happily turned on the TV and sat cross-legged on the floor to find a movie to watch.
One moment order someone to come and sweep the scum on the floor, and the next order to get juice. Immediately afterwards, fruits, napkins, and wet wipes all took turns.
At some point, I realized that he had been standing behind him for a long time, with a vacuum cleaner next to him, and I asked, "Are you......?" Why? ”
He crossed his hands, looked at his watch, and replied with a blank face: "I will serve you." ”
What a prudent answer!
I swallowed.
I'm the only one in the world who can let Hua Ming serve in person, right?! Now that I think about it, what an outrageous thing that is!
I looked at him and smiled, and then said in a flirtatious tone, "Don't be so serious, come, give me a smile." ”