Chapter 60: The Perfect Combination of Poison and Honey - Jiang Yulang
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Of course, I won't love anymore, I won't love anymore, I still have to do business, "I don't pay for my life" Xiao Mimi is here, not to talk about love.
Although romance is her old job, since she started the family letter and confirmed the existence of the underground palace through various means, Xiao Mimi has completely changed to Captain Jin.
But on the second day when Xiao Mimi made all preparations and marched towards Mount Emei with high spirits, the news of the underground treasure house spread all over the rivers and lakes, like a thunderbolt from the sky, knocking her from heaven to hell!
But after thinking about it again and again, Xiao Mimi is still on the road, with her martial arts and shili, she naturally can't compete with the major sects, under the great temptation, usually those lovers of heart and liver and baby meat can't be counted on, but Xiao Mimi firmly believes that this secret map of the underground palace in her hand is a unique advantage, and it depends on the present day!
Who knew that just when Xiao Mimi was halfway through, an even more earth-shattering news came out that the owner of the treasure house was an old immortal with high morality and selfless dedication, and he gave the treasure's weapons and magic secrets to the people who were destined to enter the warehouse......
At that time, Xiao Mimi fainted, and after waking up, she scolded for half an hour, so angry that there were several more crow's feet!
But after thinking about it again, Xiao Mimi still continued on the road, she was lucky, the most precious treasure was not sent out by the old fairy who killed that day, and the number of people in the treasure house is large, which is more suitable for fishing in troubled waters, maybe Sai Weng will not know if he is blessed~~
During this time, she met a person, a vital child. A child who she sees as a talisman and a way out.
At this moment, the child was humming and digging the ground, Xiao Mimi was squeezing the child labor with peace of mind, and at the same time watched Jiang Xiaoyu and his party leave noisily, and breathed a sigh of relief.
If it weren't for the light skills of the black spider, Xiao Mimi would have attacked and killed people. She was only one step away from successfully entering the treasure house, and she would not allow accidents to happen, but luckily a group of little children left quickly, and her big event was not delayed.
"Mother, it's dug up! Got it!! After a few cups of tea, Xiao Mimi, who was always vigilant of movements in all directions, heard a voice in her ears that made her ecstatic, she pounced on it, looked at the opening mechanism under the dirt, and trembled.
The hero who found the mechanism was an ordinary person. The little boy with a thin body, seven or eight years old, and his facial features are only delicate, far inferior to handsome men and beauties such as Jiang Xiaoyu, Hua Wuji, and Tie Xinlan, who are panting at this time. blushing, looking at Xiao Mimi's bulging breasts, she said deliciously: "Niangniang, Niangniang......"
"Do you want to kiss me?" Xiao Mimi bent down. Let the boy peck her cheek, smiling on the surface, but disdainful in his heart. "How old is the little pervert, and he thinks about women all day long? Even if the old lady gives it to you, can you be hard? Hmph, if it weren't for the good old man of Jiangnan Hero, you would have been a dead man when you bumped into me looking through the secret map of the mechanism! ”
There is a good old man who is a Jiangnan hero, who is Jiangnan hero? The scholar who was originally named Jiang Qin, and now the number one hypocrite in the world who has changed his name to Jiang Beihe, has only one son - Jiang Yulang, who is sinister and vicious above his father!
Take Jiang Yulang as a talisman, hehe...... Such an act can no longer be described as a dead two!
Of course, Xiao Mimi didn't know that she was very infatuated with her all the way, and her mouth was so sweet that she was so sweet, saying that she was as kind and beautiful as Guanyin Niangniang, and what kind of character was the little ghost who stayed forever, although she looked down on Jiang Yulang in her heart, but eternal youth is indeed a woman's death hole, especially for an old woman like her who is about to run around and pretend to be tender, every time she says it from the mouth of a seven or eight-year-old child, Xiao Mimi's heart can't help but be proud......
Getting back to the point, after giving Jiang Yulang some insignificant sweetness, Xiao Mimi turned the mechanism step by step according to the instructions on the secret map of the mechanism, and after half a ring, the opening sound of the secret passage sounded, she endured her excitement, and Jiang Yulang drilled into the passage, and then covered the entrance, let Jiang Yulang open the way, and followed him by herself, walking step by step.
It is a treasure trove of endless wealth, divine weapons and peerless cheats, how can Xiao Mimi share it with others, she took Jiang Yulang, as soon as Jiang Yulang came to Jiang Yulang, the identity of the hero of Jiangnan is a heavy retreat guarantee, in case he meets a martial arts person when he returns with a treasure, he will use Jiang Yulang as a shield, presumably even the fame of the Shenxi Daoist in Jiang Beihe, you have to be afraid of one or two; Second, it's to find the way!
Xiao Mimi was very suspicious, she didn't know how to do it, but she was afraid that the mechanism on the secret map of the mechanism would make a mistake or fail, and bury her life, so she let Jiang Yulang open the way, thinking that Jiang Yulang stepped on any trap first, and couldn't hurt herself......
However, if Xiao Mimi knew how Gao Xu, Lian Xing, and Su Ying came in, she would understand that with the designer's institutional attainments, there would be no mistakes or failures at all, if she was really wrong, even if she found a hundred people to open the way, it would still be a dead end!
After a long road, he came to the door at the end without any danger, Jiang Yulang pulled the doorknob hard, holding back his face red, but he didn't seem to be able to pull it at all, Xiao Mimi was not only not surprised to see it, but also a touch of pride flashed in his eyes.
After all, Jiang Yulang has a very awesome old man now, and his family inheritance is also extraordinary, although he is still young and a pervert, but Xiao Mimi is cautious, and he still feeds him hidden strength, and his internal strength is completely gone, which is equivalent to an ordinary child.
"Get out of the way!" Xiao Mimi waved her hand like a queen, stepped forward, held the handle, and pulled the internal strength, according to the secret map of the organ, behind the door is the core part of the underground palace, in order to live in the people, there is no mechanism, that is, there is no need to worry about the trap of the mechanism, but to deal with the old fairy who killed a thousand knives, not to mention that he behaves stupidly and does not pull, even if it is the other few who are also the top ten evildoers, there is a calculation or unintentional, Xiao Mimi also has absolute confidence to kill it!
Is the martial arts of Du Kill, Tu Jiaojiao, Haha'er and others complicated? Complex! But compared with her Xiao Mimi, it is simply a small thing, she has seven hundred good friends, and almost every good hand has learned a move and a half, when it comes to the number of martial arts moves, it is simply jaw-dropping!
It's a pity that a few moves are enough for a really strong move. What is the use of learning hundreds or thousands of garbage moves? Xiao Mimi is the best example of greed but not refinement, and this life is a difficult life......
Of course, then again, there are many benefits to having more moves, at least let Xiao Mimi fight to the death with the rest of the wicked people, and Zuihou may not be able to win it. So Xiao Mimi's self-confidence is not without evidence.
However, in the next moment, just as the stone door was gently opened, Xiao Mimi's attention involuntarily gathered on the situation behind the door, Jiang Yulang, who had been blushing and thinking about bad things, suddenly raised his head, and a pair of eyes bloomed with a terrifying light like an eagle, and suddenly burst out!
In an instant, Xiao Mimi's ten key acupoints, such as lung Yu, heart Yu, Du Yu, preserved Yu, and liver Yu, were all clicked, and her whole person was not only frozen, but she couldn't even say a word. Only a look of horror and disbelief appeared between the eyebrows!
Immediately after, Jiang Yulang's short arm encircled Xiao Mimi's slender waist, dragged her behind the door, reached the corner, and easily took out a short blade with cold light from Xiao Mimi's arms. Pick off the tendons of both hands and the tendons of both feet one by one!
During the "Mm......mm Seeing that her muffled snort couldn't be suppressed, Zuihou simply plunged the short blade into her mouth and stirred it desperately!
The snorting came to an abrupt end.
"Old goblin. Don't you like to suck men? I'll let you suck it again! These days, I've had enough of your selling/sassing! In a few breaths, Xiao Mimi turned from one of the top ten evildoers in the mighty rivers and lakes into a puddle of mud that could not be seen, Jiang Yulang straightened up with satisfaction, first spit on her face fiercely, and then pounced on the secret map of the mechanism that fell to the ground, picked it up, dusted off the non-existent dust, and read it with great enthusiasm.
Xiao Mimi's eyes followed Jiang Yulang's figure, if her eyes could kill, Jiang Yulang would definitely be cut by a thousand knives, if the anger would also burn, the underground palace would probably turn into a fire cave, but unfortunately she couldn't even move a little finger, she could only watch Jiang Yulang carefully put the secret map of the mechanism into his sleeve and returned step by step.
"You must be very strange now, very strange, extremely strange, I take the hidden gong on time every day, and the weishenme skill is still there? weishenme can still point your acupuncture points? Jiang Yulang looked down at Xiao Mimi's sparse face condescendingly, and laughed softly, laughing so much that Xiao Mimi couldn't help but show an inquiring look, before he spit out five words, "I won't tell you!" ”
"But wouldn't it be too cheap to kill you with a single sword? So I'm going to tell you another secret......" Jiang Yulang seemed to want to vent his resentment about being a cow and a horse these days, and after teasing Xiao Mimi fiercely, he actually walked above her head and took off his pants suddenly!
Xiao Mimi thought that the vicious Jiang Yulang was going to poop and pee on her head to insult her, but when she looked at it slightly, her eyes suddenly froze, and her eyes were filled with extreme disbelief, and even more unbelievable on Jiang Yulang's skills!!
Immediately, Xiao Mimi's eyes rolled and trembled slightly, and she stopped moving!!
"Alive, angry? Not bad, yes, this is really a good way to die......" Jiang Yulang leaned over to investigate, giggled, and then stabbed him a few times in the chest and internal organs with a short blade, thinking that even if Xiao Mimi learned a peerless fake death similar to the Turtle Breath Gong from a certain lover, it would be useless, so he stood up leisurely and turned around.
However, at this turn, Jiang Yulang, who had cleaned up Xiao Mimi, also froze, because a girl in white stood quietly behind him at some point, looking at this scene without saying a word, as if she had watched it for a long, long time.
"Impossible, impossible!" This time it was unbelievable to Jiang Yulang, although he focused on Xiao Mimi, but he was by no means engrossed, but observed the surroundings from time to time, this place was also dozens of feet away from the door of the underground palace, and it should not alarm the people in the palace, how did this girl get to his side?
"Sister, sister, you are so beautiful, like a fairy!" With all kinds of thoughts spinning in his mind, Jiang Yulang's face turned red again, his head hung down again, and he instantly returned to a harmless state of humans and animals, and praised the comer.
To be precise, it's not a compliment, because this girl who is not a few years older than him really has an indescribable temperament and elegance. It was like a fairy in a neon coat and feathers, shining the gloomy and empty underground passages like a fairyland, so that his eyes couldn't help but be stunned, and he walked over slowly.
The girl in white didn't say anything, didn't take action, just stared straight at Jiang Yulang, and Jiang Yulang was shocked in his heart. Xiao Mimi's corpse is still on the ground, and anyone who sees it can't help but be vigilant, so Jiang Yulang didn't expect the girl to be fooled, but he had already lost the first hand, and he had no choice but to try his best!
This fight was to get a little closer to the girl, and her body suddenly burst out, kicking out her feet in a row, and hitting her chest. Kicking the yin, accurate and ruthless, for a seven or eight-year-old child, it is quite rare!
But Jiang Yulang was facing Su Ying, and he had already broken through all the traps of the underground palace. The master of the organ who arrived at the first time, at the age of twelve, cultivated Ming Yugong to close to the fifth level, and his strength surpassed that of the head of the Seven Great Sects, and he could compete with the world's top masters.
So with the next breath, a short body bounced out heavily. No matter how hard the leg is, how heavy the injury is, Jiang Yulang endured the pain. Shocked and exclaimed: "Unpredictable, transfer flowers and jade? ”
Poof!
"Offend the fairy of the Flower Shifting Palace, the villain is ignorant, the villain should be damned!" Before Su Ying could speak, Jiang Yulang knelt down suddenly, first gave himself four slaps left and right, and then kowtowed desperately, and said with tears and snot, "The villain didn't come here on purpose, it was this woman who kidnapped me, she is one of the top ten wicked people who are lost to death Xiao Mimi, seducing men all day long, disgraced women, the villain really can't stand it, so he started, fairy Mingjian, fairy Mingjian!" ”
"In this way, not only can I not blame you, but I also want to thank you for eliminating harm in martial arts and fighting for women?" Su Ying finally spoke, a quarter of an hour ago, she never imagined that there was such a character in the world who was mixed with poison and honey, his means and heart were better than the most powerful poison, his mouth and expression were comparable to the sweetest honey, no wonder Xiao Mimi was also angry to death, this seven or eight-year-old child was simply unimaginably vicious!
"No, no, no! Being able to do one thing for the fairy is a blessing that the villain has cultivated for several lifetimes, how can he be qualified to get the gratitude of the fairy......" Jiang Yulang was still chattering and flattering, Su Ying couldn't listen to it anymore, and with a palm of his hand, he had already held the secret map of the mechanism into his palm from his arms, and after a brief look, he bowed his head and said, "Sure enough, the master who designed the underground palace discovered Ouyang Ting's intentions and tried in vain to get out, but unfortunately, he was still killed by Ouyang Ting!" ”
Jiang Yulang hurriedly lowered his head and consciously closed his mouth, his extremely well-behaved appearance made Su Ying's heart even more chilly, but let her kill a seven or eight-year-old child decisively There is always a psychological disorder, and as soon as her thoughts turned, she asked: "You didn't tell Xiao Mimi just now the secret of taking the hidden gong but still having the power, can you tell me about it?" ”
As soon as this statement came out, it means that Su Ying really arrived early, hiding everything in the side, Jiang Yulang's lie that he had no intention of coming here before was self-defeating, the lie was exposed to his face, and there are not many people who can still change their faces, but not only is their faces not red, but they can also chuckle, I am afraid that there are only Jiang Yulang Jiang Beihe father and son in the world!
Su Yingqi was surprised: "What are you laughing at?" ”
"The first time I laughed at Xiao Mimi, she thought that the Yin Gong San she got from the disciples of the Mitian Sect was a strange poison, but she didn't know that my father taught me to recognize poison since I was a child, and Yin Gong San was simply pediatric!"
Jiang Yulang didn't lie in this sentence, because of the experience of the Valley of the Wicked, in addition to his not weak martial arts, he also has a lot of research on poison arts, as a negative bad guy, if he doesn't play poison, wouldn't he lose his share?
Dragons give birth to dragons, phoenixes give birth to phoenixes, and the son of a mouse can make holes, this sentence is not entirely correct, but there is no doubt about Jiang Yulang, he is vicious and cunning at such a young age, it is obvious that his father Jiang Qin "teaches well".
"You know poisons, you know how to detoxify, but where is the time to dispense them? Xiao Mimi must have been staring at ...... tightly along the way" Su Ying blinked her eyes suspiciously, and before she could ask a question, Jiang Yulang explained empathetically and preemptively, he didn't dare to distract the appetite of the people in the Flower Palace, "Of course, Xiao Mimi's old goblin won't give me time to dispense medicine, every night before going to bed, she has to order my sleeping hole to fall asleep with confidence!" But she never expected that I would soon see one of her weaknesses - fear of water! ”
"This old goblin is not water-permeable, when she arrived at the four seas, she was obviously in a hurry, but she did not choose a fast and convenient waterway, Anqing is still like this, from her eyes, I can see her fear of water, but in order to maintain the tenderness and elasticity of her skin, she has to take a bath every day, and she never has to worry about drowning in the bathtub......"
"There are too many old goblins, all over the world, and they are all quite shili, but this time she is looking for treasures, and she doesn't want to be noticed by anyone, and the big inns don't dare to live, so she lives in those small places, and the service in small places is not good, so I'm busy before and after, and she's responsible for enjoying ......"
"Before the bath, I was under surveillance and didn't have time; During the bath, the old goblin asked me to help her wipe her back, but she still didn't have time; Only when she finishes bathing, closes her eyes, and daydreams of eternal youth, can she do something, my antidote is like this again and again, bit by bit, secretly with haode, this morning under the pretext of convenience, take it, and recover her strength! ”
Su Ying listened silently, what Jiang Yulang said was not complicated, and he just took advantage of Xiao Mimi's bath to relax her vigilance, and secretly started it, but the hardships, forbearance, pain, and treachery contained in it are very understandable, Xiao Mimi is not a person who is easy to fool, if she just thinks that she can do tricks, it is a big mistake, can be ranked among the top ten villains who make people in the rivers and lakes frightened, how can it be easy to match?
Thinking of this, Su Ying was strange again, it was difficult for so many days that Xiao Mimi had not searched Jiang Yulang's body, as long as he searched once, everything was wasted, where did he hide the collected medicinal materials?
"You really want to know?" Just wanted to ask, Su Ying's eyes on Shangjiang Yulang immediately understood his unfinished meaning, suddenly a little nauseated, turned his head, took a deep breath, and asked another question, a question that made Xiao Mimi blind.
"Are you a man or a woman????" (To be continued.) )