Chapter 029: Haoyi's Country House
Please remember the URL of this site: . On the outskirts of the city of Neutico, in the district of St. Proristar, there is a very simple two-story villa built on the slope of a hill facing the Tianshentai, under the hillside is a flower field of two or three acres in size, which is planted with all kinds of flowers, including chrysanthemums, next to the flower field is a winding mountain stream, a narrow wooden bridge across the mountain stream, connecting a high-speed locomotive road leading to the mountain pass
A small room on the second floor of the villa was scorched by a foul disgusting smell that seemed to be a mixture of foot odor, vomit, and some kind of excrement, enough to make every normal person sick to their stomachs, and the two people in the room were lying in the middle of empty beer bottles all over the floor, and the human snoring echoed with the heavy gasping of some animal, as if a different kind of music was being played
Needless to say, the caterpillar that was only two meters long and twenty or thirty centimeters thick was naturally a brain worm that had completely become Haoyi's pet, and Lei was as soft and elastic as before, and was treated by Haoyi as a leather pillow, pressed firmly under his head, and a slightly rough tripod stretched directly to his nose on Haoyi's belly, and the smell of feet comparable to that of biochemical weapons was emanating from the gap between the dark toes of the big foot
The owner of the big foot is lying on his back on a pile of empty paper bags of snacks, a pool of sticky saliva soaking those torn into tattered snack paper bags, there is no doubt that this big man who swears that he will only be killed by food in this life is Haoyi's sworn friend Hu Erfat
The morning sun slowly shone on this inconspicuous country house, and it seemed so calm and warm, but the next moment, a crisp and slightly sharp woman's scream broke the peace
"Haoyi"
Hao Yi, who was salivating at the corner of his mouth in the messy and smelly room, was frightened by the screams of the woman who came in suddenly, and a reflexive spirit jumped up from the ground, and a faint blue light flashed, and this thing actually hit the ceiling straight up, only to hear a muffled sound, and the falling Hao Yi smashed firmly on Hu Erfat's back
"Whew...... Lao Tzu's back is broken, and his ...... is broken," Hu Erpang, who was awakened by the smashing, raised his head and squirted out a mouthful of fishy saliva, screaming in pain
"Haoyi, you super lazy worm, don't die for the old lady soon"
Outside the room, Erin's familiar tone approached quickly with the sound of hurried footsteps in high heels
"Ah, here, here......" Hao Yi, who was sitting on Hu Erfat's back, replied in a loud voice while rubbing his painful head
"Brother, can you first remove your buttocks from my broken bear's back, oh my mother, my backbone seems to be broken," Wu Zi still squinted at the pair of small eyes Hu Erpang called out with an innocent wail
"Break a fart, hurry up and roll up Lao Tzu, clean up this broken room, uncle, let that aunt and grandmother see the beer bottles on the ground......" Hao Yi gave Hu Erpang a shudder on the back of his head, and said in a deep voice
However, before Haoyi finished speaking, the wooden door was suddenly kicked open by a high heel and savagely, and Irene, who was wearing a pink short skirt, stood at the door with her hands crossed and huffed, and her round apricot eyes seemed to be about to erupt with anger
"Ah" Hao Yi, who was taken aback again, and Hu Erpang under him felt that his scalp was numb, and the short and messy hair stood upside down as if he had been shocked
"Okay, sure enough, I secretly hid in the house behind my mother's back and drank wine, humming last night, what did you say about discussing any national affairs with Erfat and Lei, why is the empty wine bottle here a national event that you discussed," Erin, who was standing tall with a delicate nose, was obviously not lightly angry, and her delicate body trembled slightly, and in the end, the tone was higher and higher, and it seemed that she had reached the edge of going berserk
"Ah, auntie, don't get me wrong, don't get me wrong, in fact, this is ......" Seeing that his wife was about to get mad, and there was a thrilling Haoyi in his heart, he hurriedly jumped up, stepped on Hu Er's fat bear's back, and ran to the door with a hippie smile, wanting to explain to Erin, but after a long time, this thing didn't hold back a complete sentence
"Poof......" Haoyi was so anxious that he scratched his ears and cheeks, and immediately made Erin laugh out loud, and Haoyi, who was blushing, couldn't help but be stunned for a while
"What do you see, what do you see, this dad and that damn, you are dead, didn't Haoyi promise last night that he was going to go shopping with me and Sister Dalena today, why are you still sleeping in the sun, well, what do you say" Irene, who looked like a little shrew, smiled like a flower on her face, and then changed her teeth to grinning and asked in a coquettish voice
"Ah, auntie, how could I forget, wait a minute, I'll clean up and come right away, you and Sister Dalena will wait downstairs first," Haoyi hurriedly laughed while sorting out the stolen military uniform
"Hmph, for a minute, if the old lady can't see you clean downstairs, then you just wait for the show," Erin's delicate nose shrugged again, and she put down a sentence "viciously", turned around, stepped on the new high heels that were ten centimeters high, and walked away with a twist
"Ah, one minute, mom," Hao Yi, who was still a little groggy in his head, subconsciously repeated, and then suddenly woke up, turned his head and rushed back to the empty beer bottles all over the house like lightning, and was kicked with a loud noise, and the caterpillar Lei who was still asleep was also kicked out of the window by Hao Yi
"Ah" Hu Erfat, who just wanted to get up from the ground, was stepped on by Hao Yi again, and suddenly let out a miserable howl, with the nightmare from the thunder outside the window, and the screams of waking up almost didn't lift the roof of the villa
"What is it called, if you want to taste the food, hurry up for Lao Tzu to get up," Hao Yi called vaguely from the bathroom that was savagely knocked open by the wooden door
"Brother Hao, my dear brother, wait for me, ......" Hu Erpang, who wanted to complain, heard the words, a strange excitement flashed in his eyes, and he screamed like chicken blood, and rushed directly from the ground into the narrow bathroom with a strange scream
"Mom, you second goods, don't grab Lao Tzu's toothbrush," Haoyi's extremely depressed scolding echoed in this messy and smelly small room
This villa looks very ordinary, the original owner didn't know where to escape when the insects attacked Tico City in a big way, one day Hao Yi and Hu Er Fat were competing to fly the Viking fighter when they inadvertently flew over this mountainous area, and happened to find this very chic villa, and Hao Yi was thinking about finding a quiet place for himself to rest for a while in the suburbs, Hao Yi was excited to directly control the Viking fighter and arched into the top floor of the villa
The next day, Hao Yi took Hu Erpang and renovated the villa again with the help of Lei and a bunch of bugs and grandchildren it summoned, and then moved in happily
So Haoyi, who had worked hard for a few days, became a guest of his wife's villa tragically, and was extremely miserable with Hu Erpang and Lei, one person, one worm, two two goods, in this small room with an area of less than ten square meters
It is said that at this time, with the help of Ray, the hostile insects on the planet Tikru have almost been cleared, and the battle to exterminate the insects on the planet Mysa is now coming to an end, and the newly established Wehrmacht is also going all out to eliminate the insects, and it can be said that the Republic of St. Prory has slowly come out of the shadow of the catastrophe brought by the insects
The new generation of core leaders of the republic led by Haoyi, Guo Ling and other young newcomers have also completed the restructuring of the internal political system of the republic step by step with the help of Bob and other older generations of the republic's fathers, although in the eyes of outsiders, St. Prory is still a country that implements democratic constitutional government, but in fact, under the cloak of the republic, St. Prory has completed the quiet transformation into a military dictatorship
Of course, Hao Yi, who was born as a big soldier, did not have so many cells to play with politics, and in dealing with national affairs, Hao Yi often only occasionally asked about major military affairs, and handed over specific affairs to Guo Ling, Chen Yun and other young officers, and then supplemented by Meier, Pei Zhimao and other veteran officers who were far superior to Guo Ling and others in terms of experience and prestige, and a group of politicians loyal to the Teutonic family tried their best to assist the military and political affairs of the republic, and gradually became regular and began to develop rapidly
So when Hao Yi, who was in charge, was very idle, he simply took Hu Erfat, who claimed to eat all the delicacies of Tiklu, to hang around at night, and in his spare time, Hao Yi also began to calm down and carefully study the spiritual energy cultivation methods obtained from the Star Spirit Divine Stick Kara and the so-called Star Spirit former king
I don't know if it's because of talent, or if all kinds of adventures have created such a perverted guy as Haoyi, his spiritual energy cultivation progress can almost be described as leaps and bounds, even when he was sleeping in the middle of the night, Haoyi's body was constantly absorbing spiritual energy from the void and purifying it
Because the spiritual energy cultivation of the star spirit does not have any clear rules or various levels of distinction, even Hao Yi himself does not know what kind of state the spiritual energy state in his body has reached now
In addition, Hao Yi, who woke up inexplicably late one night, also found an extremely magical thing, and Lei, who was used as a pillow by him, was actually unconsciously absorbing the aura of spiritual energy condensed around Hao Yi while falling asleep, from Lei's very comfortable insect face, Hao Yi can see that this product is obviously also extremely enjoyable, although Lei's approach may not be intentional, and it is a bit opportunistic, but after all, it is not directly from Hao Yi's body to forcibly absorb spiritual energy, but by the way, Hao Yi rubbed a little bit of Hao Yi's oil and water, so Hao Yi does not care too much about these little things
However, Lei's own spiritual energy cultivation seems to have reached a bottleneck state, according to Lei's previous statement and its cultivation progress, Haoyi is equivalent to invisibly accelerating Lei's cultivation progress, but after a period of time, Lei's caterpillar body size can't shrink
In Ray's own words, it has stopped "growing......