131. International jokes

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I was stunned, I hadn't been frightened like this for a long time, it was like 'see you for a long time'.

I saw that Hua Tian was caught off guard and choked and coughed.

And Hua Ming's face ...... Not...... It's pretty calm.

"So what?" He asked lightly, his eyes unwavering.

Hua Jin looked at him fearlessly: "I'm about to launch a pursuit offensive, so please stop pointing fingers at the woman I like." You're my big brother, and I don't want to misunderstand your intention to ruin my feelings. ”

The corners of Hua Ming's mouth seemed to be raised, put down the tableware in his hand, and replied lightly: "Wait until you succeed." ”

"I hope you won't be too disappointed when the time comes." Hua Jin gave him a confident smile back.

Then, Hua Ming slowly got up with an unchanged smile and walked away.

I watched his back as he left, and didn't even look at me.

At this time, what will he think of me? Should, maybe, maybe...... You think I'm playing tricks to seduce his baby brother, right?!

It's good, life is exciting.

I can't wait to say 'never again' to all of this!

That's fine. When he wants to settle accounts with me, he will come to the door.

This one aside, I looked at Hua Jin with great incomprehension, at this moment he was still smiling, the smile on his face was handsome and innocent, as if he had never done anything.

A nameless rush of fire surged over my head.

"Don't be stupid and stand there, come and continue your breakfast." He's in a great mood.

"Flower brocade!" I yelled and stepped forward, "What the hell do you mean?!" ”

In my eyes, what he did just now was just a joke of a wayward child, killing people and not paying for their lives!

Hua Tian whispered, "I'm going to school" and fled.

When only Hua Jin and I were left in the restaurant to confront each other silently, the atmosphere immediately dropped to freezing.

The smile on his face froze, and he cleared his throat and said, "I should have made it clear just now, right?" Don't think that if you put on this face, I'll say it again. ”

My brows furrowed even deeper: "Huajin, are you sick?" Why did you say those things without my consent? I've made it clear that I don't need that kind of treatment,

"No one needs to save it! Hurry up and explain clearly, tell Hua Ming and Hua Tian, this is just your nerves! Hurry up, or I'll be done with you! ”

He threw his knife and fork into the plate, made a screeching sound, and did not speak for a long time, but before I was completely angry, he lowered his head and smiled bitterly, and said, "I also hope that I am just nervous, and I am the one who needs to be saved now." ”

"What did you say?"

Muma, this must be a prank on this thing, absolutely!

I haven't figured it out yet......

Hua Jin raised her head with an open look, gritted her teeth and said, "Tong Keke, you listen to me!" I didn't act, I didn't lie, I didn't tease, I didn't go crazy, but I didn't think I was, I, yes, true, yes, happy, happy, you! ”

Listening to this sonorous voice, I was unprepared for it, and I was speechless in shock.

Hanajin likes me?! What kind of international joke is this?!

"Don't laugh at me!" There, he nervously threatened, "If you dare to be proud in front of me, I swear I will never let you go!" Don't think that if I like you, you can have no fear to override my dignity!

"I'm not one to grovel to a woman! And also...... Don't have any illusions that I will do something great for you, I will never, absolutely not ...... such a thing as fulfilling you and Hua Ming."

"Stop!" I couldn't stand it, and I interrupted him.

But, looking at his trembling appearance like this...... Although I try my best to maintain the image of the previous cock cool bomb, there is more of a feeling that there is no silver here.

I really tried my best to endure it, but my face was still red from laughter.

"You ......" Hua Jin's face sank, and she looked at me for three seconds, and then sighed helplessly and leaned back in the chair.

Expression...... It's shy and embarrassed.

Seeing this, I became thick-skinned.

"Okay, don't look too aggrieved." I said lukewarmly, "Isn't that just a confession?" What is there to be ashamed of? Who hasn't done a few things that got their brains in water?! ”

Chang Huajin looked at me in surprise, and the subtext was obviously how could he take a fancy to me......

Ahem, I didn't ask him either.

"I mean......" I thought for a moment, and my tone was a little better, "it's not that you like someone because your brain is in water. The person you like is me, of course it can't be the brain! I'm so ......."

As I spoke, I gestured to my beauty, "It's very normal for you to have this kind of thought." At the same time, it also shows that you are a normal and discerning boy! ”

I saw Hua Jin laugh with incredulity.

Could it be that he thought I would be flattered? Thanksgiving? Or panicked?

"I'm mainly trying to say that this feeling of yours is really a delusion. I will analyze it for you from the standpoint of someone who has come before. ”

Immediately after that, I began to explain to myself, "Sometimes, the feeling of 'liking' is essentially 'liking' for good friends, good sisters, and good buddies. Want to play with them, go crazy together, that's all.

"For another example, the 'Feng Sheng' I liked before was the one you 'slapped in the face' last night. I also had a crazy 'liking' for him at the time, but it turned out that I realized later,

"My 'liking' is just being confused by some emotions, feelings, and visuals. Looking back now, I feel like I was controlled by the illusion of 'liking'.

"If I had to do it all over again, I don't think I would do that kind of stupid thing!" After saying that, I stared at him with a hypnotic look, "So, you have a good memory...... It should have been at some moment, some coincidental moment, that you also had a ...... Illusion......?! ”

"Makes sense." He nodded.

"Look, you've found the problem, right?" I clapped my hands excitedly, thinking that this would be easy to solve, "Huajin, your reputation and dignity have been restored!" No thanks, please call me 'Lei Feng'. ”

Then, I patted my chest with a sigh of relief, "It's okay, there's a misunderstanding, there's a misunderstanding." ”

Hua Jin looked at me intently.

"Classmate, what else do you have questions?"

"I've seen a psychiatrist for the 'delusion'. I even suspect that I have developed a sympathy for you, and that I am nothing more than a heroic mentality that wants to help you get rid of the crush on my big brother......

"As a result, the doctor said that there was nothing wrong with my psyche, and that I was just admitting that I liked someone. So, I'll admit that I'm in love with you, not a 'delusion', and more unrelated to other psychological factors. ”

He said it with particular seriousness.

Muma, even the psychiatrist has been moved out?!

What's going on? How round?!

My gaze was already murderous......

"Tong Keke, what are you doing?" The brocade was all hairy from my eyes.

"Flower brocade!"

I had no solution, only a thunderstorm.

"I've tried my best to resolve the embarrassment and try my best to redeem it in the round, what do you want! Ah~~~~ I'm by you! ”

I grabbed my head, stomped my feet, and rushed outside, thinking that I would never come back.

"Where to go? You're not sending me to school? He was still shouting from behind.

"I don't send it! I don't want to see you right now! ”

……

I rushed back to my room, dazed and collapsed on the bed, staring at the ceiling with my eyes fixed on the end.

It must be a nightmare, it must be!

Thinking like this, closing your eyes and opening them again, opening them and closing them again, is simply self-deception.

Hanajin likes me?! No matter how you think about it, it's a trick! It's just a joke.

Wait, why is it a joke that Hua Jin likes me?

I sat up suddenly.

My child Coco has a front and a back, looks good, smart and clever, everyone loves cars and cars, how natural it is to be liked! Why be presumptuous?

A second ago, I raised my head confidently. The next second, he sighed again.

Why is it a brocade?! is not only the young master of Hua Jiajin, but also the younger brother of Hua Ming, the younger brother of the person I like!

I looked up to the sky and cried again, and collapsed on the bed with my arms outstretched, covering my face with my hands in a splitting headache.

At this time, the mobile phone rings. I saw that it was an unfamiliar number, so I said "Hey" in a complaining voice, but the other party said, "Guess who I am".

Nima, my sister is in a bad mood now, and there are even perverts calling to harass her?!

was worried that there was no place to spread fire, so he crackled and scolded:

"You're a pervert?! Guess what, do I know you? Didn't your parents teach you that perversion is bad for your health? If you're full and have nothing to do, call the police station and let the police uncle guess who you are!

"It's more exciting, it's more interesting, and when you go in, you'll be able to eat and stay...... Jiang, you are big, do you think you can deceive me by buying a piece of information and knowing that I have a friend named Jiang Mengting? I don't ask where my sister is...... Heheda, you think I can't hear my sister's voice......"

I froze there for a long time, and heard the other party say a lot of secret things that only Jiang Mengting and I knew, so I grabbed my bag and ran outside.

We made an appointment to meet at the movie theater we used to go to, and when we got there, I searched for her all over the lobby.

This stinky girl, do you still know to come back?! Isn't it just that I went to South Korea to look at the whole Rong, and I have been missing for so long. When I see her later, I definitely have to clean her up.

I put my hands on my waist and looked around anxiously.

There were already a lot of people in the theater, and someone came to pat me on the shoulder and asked in a delicate voice, "Miss, where is the bathroom?" ”

I glanced at her, wearing sunglasses and a shawl with long hair. The weather is getting colder, and she is still wearing a short skirt, for fear that others will not know that she is in good shape.

"Miss, are you looking for someone? Can't you just politely show me the way? ”

I was already in a depressed mood, so I gave her a dry smile unhappily: "Miss, how beautiful you are?" Earthlings must revolve around you, right? You're not very sick. ”

The corners of the woman's mouth lifted, she reached down and took off her sunglasses and winked at me.

Nima, what day is it today? Encounter some perverts?!

Wait, this woman...... Haven't you seen it somewhere?!