Chapter 1017: A Folk Dance Without Clothes
Shi Zhongyue felt a headache.
He didn't understand what Senior Brother's intention was at all, to let the young junior brother come into contact with Mainland Tianjiao in advance?
But this kind of occasion is obviously a little too eager for quick success, Tianjiao, who is here to participate in the academy competition, in addition to being older than Lin Yu and not dominating, cultivates to the realm and attains literary and Taoist attainments, which day is not stronger than Lin Yu?
How does this convince the public?
How to be the chief guest?
Is this pushing the little junior brother Lin Yu into the fire pit......
"Anyway, Lin Yu doesn't need to compete with others, on that suspended platform, just observe the competition of Tianjiao in the major academies, I hope ...... He's able to learn and improve......"
Shi Zhongyue couldn't intervene, since the senior brother had done this, he could only hope that Lin Yu would be able to gain something in this academy competition.
Meantime...... His biggest extravagance was that Lin Yu must not provoke these academy Tianjiao.
I'm going to be killed!
......
Representatives of hundreds of schools of thought and guests entered one after another.
Inevitably, everyone saw the portrait of Lin Yu hanging in the most conspicuous position.
The faces of those representatives of the Hundred Schools of Thought and the Holy Son became extremely difficult to look at.
There is such a young person who serves as the chief guest of the academy?
Where will this put the holy son of their sons and hundreds of schools?
Meaning...... This little baby is stronger than their holy son?
Especially the representatives of the Ji family, their expressions were gloomy and dripping water, and Ji Yinhua, the ancestor of the Ji family, was even more angry and stomped on the ground with a cane.
But then, the ancestor of the Ji family was stunned, and subconsciously looked at the stone bricks paved on the ground, and gasped at that time.
It's a big deal!
He didn't stomp on his crutches just now, obviously the floor tiles were paved with black stone.
Really...... A rich and capricious empire.
"That kid hasn't come yet......"
People looked up at the suspension platform on the left side of the Great Qin Monarch's suspension platform, that is, the platform above the portrait, and did not see Lin Yu's arrival.
The other twenty-four guests on the floating stage all came.
The demon slayer Wang Dongyang, the human king Xu Long......
It's just that at this time, their expressions are very ugly...... From time to time, aim for the position of the chief guest.
Although he met Lin Yu, the acting dean of the Shengtian Academy, in the Chenghong Palace, he came to the Great Qin Dynasty today and saw their location...... is obviously a head shorter than Lin Yu.
The feeling in my heart is naturally extremely uncomfortable.
......
Before the launching ceremony of the academy competition began, Lin Yu became the focus of almost everyone.
Almost everyone, want to take a look...... Lin Yu, who can become the chief guest of this academy competition, is sacred, and what is the difference......
And Lin Yu didn't know anything about what happened in the Great Qin Dynasty, he accompanied Princess Jianyang and chatted about some interesting things.
Of course...... will also tell some jokes to Princess Jianyang appropriately, and Princess Jianyang laughed straight to the belly.
"One more thing, I found Lin Gongzi to be such an interesting person......" Princess Jianyang still wanted to listen.
Although sometimes she doesn't understand what Lin Yu is telling, what's so funny......
But as long as Lin Yu pointed it out later, she was suddenly happy.
She loved it.
Lin Yu scratched his head, and along the way, in order to pass the boring time, he told a joke to Princess Jianyang on the side.
I thought that it would be almost enough to say one or two, but I didn't expect that Princess Jianyang kept pestering him to talk.
I'm about to suck up the jokes in his head......
Lin Yu glanced at the giant building 'Great Qin Dynasty' in front of him, and just arrived after thinking about it, so he agreed to Princess Jianyang's request.
"It's the last one......" Lin Yu repeated.
"Hmm!"
Princess Jianyang looked at Lin Yu with blazing eyes.
"Lao Zhang traveled around the world, and on a small country street, he met two girls who were very beautiful, and they were blocked from going......"
Lin Yu was worried that Princess Jianyang didn't understand, so he changed the joke slightly, while Princess Jianyang looked at Lin Yu expectantly.
Lovingly......
As everyone knows, at this time, due to Princess Jianyang's carriage and Lin Yu's identity as a guest, under the guards who led the way at the front, they used the identity card of the Great Qin royal family to enter the corridor of the Great Qin Dynasty unimpeded......
Lin Yu didn't know what the scene was inside, and continued to tell his jokes.
The girl stopped Lao Zhang and asked, "Sir, do you watch the folk dance?"
Lao Zhang asked curiously: What dance?
The girls asked mysteriously: Folk dance!
Lao Zhang was impatient at that time, waved his hand and said: Don't look, don't look, I don't have any ethnic dances in the Great Qin Empire!"
Princess Jianyang knew that the next thing was to make people laugh, only to hear Lin Yu continue: "However, one of the girls grabbed Lao Zhang, lowered her voice and said: Then have you ever seen someone who doesn't wear clothes?"
Princess Jianyang's face suddenly turned red......
At this time, Lin Yu was also riding a horse, looking at Princess Jianyang, but he didn't know ...... They are now in the spotlight of everyone.
Because...... This is still the first existence in the academy Dabi activation consciousness that can at least enter the Great Qin Dynasty by carriage.
And when people saw the white horse, Lin Yu, who was wearing a tunic suit, was smiling but not smiling, lifting the curtain to the girl who was revealing a stunning face, and was saying a shameful sentence: "Have you ever seen someone who doesn't wear clothes?"
There was silence in the Great Qin Dynasty, so much so that Lin Yu, who was immersed in the joke, didn't notice it at all......
There were countless pairs of eyes looking at him.
The look was very different.
Lin Yu continued: "After listening to the girl's words, Lao Zhang pointed at the young lady very angrily and said: "Don't wear clothes, how do I know which ethnic dance you are dancing with?"
Every time he thought of this joke, Lin Yu couldn't help laughing, and this time was no exception.
No way...... He laughed too low, so he smiled connoisseurly on his horse.
But...... When Princess Jianyang heard this paragraph, she was confused.
The people in the Great Qin Dynasty were also confused.
What folk dance without clothes?
Doesn't look like so!
But...... Is there really such a folk dance in this world?
Some literati suddenly got ready to move, this is a good dance......
Lin Yu saw Princess Jianyang's bewildered look, and he was also stunned for a moment: "Isn't it funny?"
Princess Jianyang said blankly: "I don't understand ......"
The corners of Lin Yu's mouth twitched slightly, and it seemed that he ...... This kind of joke, the ancients still didn't understand it...... It's a lot less fun!
So Lin Yu explained: "In fact, the connotation of this joke is that these two girls want to dance a striptease to Lao Zhang, but Lao Zhang is an elm head, thinking that without clothes, how can you tell which ethnic dance it is, in fact...... This is striptease, and normal men love to watch ......"
Princess Jianyang thought about it carefully, seemed to understand it or not, blushed shyly, and said softly: "In this world, how can there be a girl who dances a striptease...... Is Lin Gongzi a normal man?"
“......”
Lin Yu's face was stunned at that time, would a dignified gentleman watch a striptease?
Definitely not.
But...... Isn't this a man who is not normal.