Feng Xiaoxiao seems to suddenly have a strange ability, an ability to hear you even if you don't have to speak.

Because he was nodding his head sincerely, as if the old fox was teaching him the philosophy of life with all his heart, and he was being taught with an open mind.

Lu Xiaofeng couldn't laugh or cry when he saw it.

The old fox can be regarded as an old man who has become a fine old man, but he has been running boats at sea all the year round, and he really doesn't know much about Feng Xiaoxiao, who has only become famous in the rivers and lakes in the past two years, otherwise he would not dare to play this kind of little trick on Feng Xiaoxiao with his two tiger guts.

However, as soon as Lu Xiaofeng changed his mind, he felt that it was no wonder that the old fox lost his eyes, it was really Feng Xiaoxiao who had changed too much now, not like a peerless swordsman at all, but like a fugitive who had committed a big crime...... Today there is wine and today I am drunk, and I see women who do not choose food.

A person like this one, who is bent on escaping for his life, naturally does not dare to offend the boss of the ship who can take him to sea, no matter what anger he suffers, he must endure it.

If it weren't for Lu Xiaofeng's early acquaintance with Feng Xiaoxiao, if they only met for the first time, maybe they would have looked away.

The old fox couldn't live or die in one breath, and his face had turned from red to white, and then from white to purple, and now it was purple and black.

Lu Xiaofeng didn't want to see him really dead, so he hurriedly said: "The boat is about to start, no one wants to go to sea without the boat boss." ”

Feng Xiaoxiao said slowly: "I heard that people who mix in the sea all the year round have a lot of energy, and they can hold it for half an hour, I don't believe it, I finally have the opportunity, and I can finally try to see if it's true." ”

"Half an hour?"

Not to mention that the old fox's face was almost gone, Lu Xiaofeng was almost the same, and said with a dry smile: "Rumors are just rumors after all." Don't really ......"

Feng Xiaoxiao said: "If you don't try, how will you know if it's true or not?" ”

Beef soup finally couldn't help but poke its head out from behind him. I just glanced at it, and my face turned white. The little head shrank back again, and the body shook incessantly, as if it was about to start crying again.

Feng Xiaoxiao glanced at her, and finally let go of his hand.

The old fox suddenly fell to the ground, coughing and vomiting while clutching his neck, his face covered with saliva and snot, and his whole body was trembling and convulsing uncontrollably.

Feng Xiaoxiao took the little hand of the beef soup and said with a smile: "You have a saying that is not bad." It's indeed a big boat, and it won't sink if you take one more person, and it won't make any difference if you take this little girl, right? ”

The old fox took a few breaths and hurriedly said, "It won't be wrong, it won't be wrong......"

Feng Xiaoxiao smiled and said: "Since you always have to go to sea, of course it is better to go to sea sooner rather than later, what do you say?" ”

Does the old fox dare to say no?

He almost crawled to the door. "Let's go now, the sooner the better!" ”

Feng Xiaoxiao didn't move, squinting at Lu Xiaofeng.

Lu Xiaofeng took the step he had just taken and retracted it, and said, "You...... Why are you looking at me like that? ”

Feng Xiaoxiao said: "I have already chartered that ship." It's nothing for you now. ”

Lu Xiaofeng touched his beard and said with a wry smile: "It is indeed a big boat, not only will many little girls not sink." If I am a big man, I guess I won't sink. ”

Feng Xiaoxiao showed an inexplicable smile. said: "One more man will naturally not sink, but one more man will not go anywhere." It's all a trouble, and the trouble is heavier than the ship's man, that's not necessarily it. ”

Lu Xiaofeng laughed and said: "Whether you believe it or not, it's rare for me to have nothing to do now, and I deliberately go overseas to relax......"

He also showed an equally inexplicable smile and said in a low voice: "I heard that there is a big island overseas, where the girls are not only beautiful and affectionate, but also more gentle and considerate to men, when the husband wants to go out, the wife always kneels at the door to see him off, and when the husband comes home, the wife has knelt at the door waiting to take off his shoes for him." ”

Feng Xiaoxiao let out an "oh" and said, "That's right, you are also a thirty-year-old person, how can a person be in a good mood if he has not started a family at the age of thirty?" With this kind of good place, you naturally have to go and see it, maybe you can still hold a beautiful wife, and live a happy life from now on. ”

Lu Xiaofeng saw that he couldn't open any pot and mention which pot, so he could only smile bitterly: "I can't wait for Xue Bing to change his mind all my life!" ”

Hearing him mention Xue Bing, Feng Xiaoxiao was suddenly silent for a while, and said, "Since it is a major event in your life, why are you still here to ink and refuse to get on the boat?" ”

Obviously, he stopped him, but now he said as if Lu Xiaofeng refused to leave.

However, Lu Xiaofeng was already overjoyed, so he didn't care about Feng Xiaoxiao's tone...... To be honest, he didn't dare to care.

"Anchor!"

"Sail!"

"Tailwind!"

The loud cries came and went, and the old fox's big ship finally sailed away from the shore in the bright sunshine.

The hull draft was deep, and the ship was clearly full of cargo.

The fox's only weakness is its greed, which is why it is captured by hunters.

It seems that the old fox is the same.

Lu Xiaofeng also wanted to catch this old fox and ask, what kind of goods were on board? Will it be dangerous because the load is too heavy?

He didn't catch the old fox, but knocked over the beef soup.

The beef broth was splashed all over by the beef broth.

The beef was still hot, and the soup was hot, dripping onto her towering breasts like a volcano was smoking.

The little girl cried loudly, and Lu Xiaofeng was in a hurry.

But he soon found that he couldn't move, he couldn't move, he couldn't reach out and wipe the little girl's bulging breasts......

Fortunately, Feng Xiaoxiao came, came quickly, walked quickly, and carried the little girl into the cabin.

Lu Xiaofeng rubbed his bitter face and said to himself: "Am I still memorizing words?" Or will there be a lot of trouble everywhere you go? ”

He was now already worried that Feng Xiaoxiao would come to him for trouble, but unfortunately now that he was on a ship in the middle of the vast sea, not only did he have nowhere to escape, but he couldn't even find a place to hide...... Any slightly larger space on the ship was filled with the old fox's cargo.

Fortunately, Feng Xiaoxiao didn't come to him, what came to him was beef soup.

Of course, she didn't have any beef broth on her, and naturally she didn't have a smile on her face.

Lu Xiaofeng smiled awkwardly and said, "I didn't mean it just now, I apologize to you, admit the punishment and admit the punishment, and there is no other word." ”

Beef soup said lightly: "You are his friend, I am just a fresh plaything for him, maybe one day I will get tired of it and throw it away, how can I be qualified to beat you and punish you?" ”

Lu Xiaofeng was stunned and said, "He's my friend?" ”

Beef soup said: "If not, how can he let me cook for you?" ”

Speaking of rice, Lu Xiaofeng was really a little hungry, and couldn't help touching his already deflated stomach.

He was in such a hurry at noon that he hadn't eaten until now!

The beef soup twisted his waist, turned around and smiled: "It's all ready, it is guaranteed to be hot and fragrant." ”

Lu Xiaofeng followed her and smiled: "What do you make to eat?" ”

"Beef broth." (To be continued......)

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