Chapter 159: The Divine Stick
Xiao Ming asked: "Uncle, you were also recruited?" ”
Yan San smiled: "Yes, my uncle was defeated by Se." But my uncle knew she was a god, but ...... You'll understand when you're older. Some people say that it is rare to be confused, but uncle, I am willing to be confused in exchange for a night of spring supper. Boy, don't look at me with that expression, don't think I don't know you went to Chubby's house last Saturday to watch the pornographic video. ”
Xiao Ming smiled and asked, "Then how do you defeat them?" ”
"Coincidentally, the nemesis of the god stick is Lao Qian." Yan San said: "Lao Qian's layout is three ways: inspection, speech, and viewing. It is difficult for the god stick to know the truth of the information he has obtained through these three ways. Therefore, there is also a proverb on the rivers and lakes that 'the old man shoots, and the god stick takes a detour'. However, Lao Qian and the god stick generally do not conflict, and both sides are seeking money. Lao Qian is the most unreasonable profession in the rivers and lakes, and he will never stand out. At the same time, Lao Qian's nemesis is also a magic stick, and the magic stick will quickly know that the other party is Lao Qian's identity. So the two sides collided, and everything was in plain sight. ”
Xiao Ming asked: "I sound like a god stick is similar to Lao Qian." ”
"It's a lot worse. Lao Qian takes wealth, that is, he aims at a target to get a vote and leaves, and the more ruthless this vote is, the better, so a kind person cannot be a Qian. The god stick guards wealth, and the god stick has a prestige saying, and the longer he keeps his prestige, the richer the reward. To put it simply, Lao Qian is a robber, and he will disappear immediately after robbery. The god stick is a bank, and the more reputation the bank, the more business they have and the more money they have. ”
Yu Ming looked at Bai Xiaoshan, if she suddenly jumped out and shouted: "I am God." "Surely no one believed it. So she slowly accumulated prestige, and then contacted more and more customers, and her reputation became more and more famous. And Lao Qian is the opposite.
Yu Ming smiled in his heart, but it was a pity that he was not a Qian. Otherwise this crash will definitely be fun. Assuming that he is an old man and wants to fish with all his might, will Bai Xiaoshan stop himself?
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Mr. Hai asked with a skeptical attitude: "Miss Bai, can you calculate the luck of the Linhai Group tomorrow?" ”
Bai Xiaoshan nodded lightly and spoke again, this action process took about a second, and she had already thought about what she wanted to say: "Mr. Hai, Xiao Shan will not count dead things as luck." If Mr. Hai wanted to know his health, Xiao Shan could give it a try. ”
Yu Ming's head turned quickly, Mr. Hai was about sixty years old this year, and he lacked exercise. It must be calculated: occasional minor illness. No big deal. This is a common linguistic ambiguity used by the gods.
Bai Xiaoshan took out two copper coins, handed them to Mr. Hai and said, "Mr. Hai, if you believe it, you will be spiritual, and if you don't believe it, you will not have it." Please. ”
Mr. Hai glanced at Bai Xiaoshan, and threw the copper coin in his hand on the table.
Bai Xiaoshan looked at the copper coin. Stretched out a finger and moved it around on the copper coin, saying, "Mr. Hai is not sincere enough, but this game can be broken." I'm not going to talk nonsense. It's a game of two waters. ”
Yu Ming asked curiously: "Aren't there only two copper coins?" ”
Bai Xiaoshan nodded to Yu Ming and replied, "Mr. Hai is in the north. The north is water. So count it as water. Shuangshui is a small evil, a pearl is the soil, and the soil is the middle guard. Therefore, Mr. Hai had occasional minor illnesses in the coming year, but there was no major problem. ”
Yu Ming smiled in his heart, and Du Xiaoying asked, "What is the disease?" ”
Bai Xiaoshan said: "Water is the kidney, and double water is the kidney." Mr. Hai Lao had a slight kidney problem. But there is soil to guard the body, and Mr. Hai is in good health, so there is no big problem. ”
This is a bit interesting, Bai Xiaoshan is a long stream. If you say that there is something wrong with the kidney, you must have something wrong with the kidney, otherwise you will smash the signboard, or you will say that there are not many high-level magic sticks. Yu Ming said: "I think Mr. Hai would rather believe that he has it than believe that he has nothing, and it is better to go to the hospital for a checkup." ”
Mr. Du was very satisfied with Yu Ming's statement: "Lao Hai, I think what Yu Ming said is very right, and it won't be anything if you check it." ”
Ke'er said: "I'll make an appointment for Uncle Hai." ”
"Okay, okay." Mr. Hai said: "I didn't speak, you guys are busy, feel free." ”
Yu Ming said: "You talk, I'll go shopping." ”
Everyone nodded, and Bai Xiaoshan said: "Mr. Yu, looking at your face, there is a little murderer today, walk carefully." ”
Yu Ming was surprised: "You, how do you know that I have broken my foot?" ”
Bai Xiaoshan nodded politely before replying, "Xiaoshan is just a kind reminder." ”
“xiexie。” Yu Ming walked forward with a little shock, and looked back at Bai Xiaoshan again, with a look of surprise on his face. Sure enough, bullshit. Is my performance jishu good? Where is the applause? To put it bluntly, the method is very simple, get Mr. Hai's urine or blood, and you can know the general situation of Mr. Hai's body.
Mr. Du had already noticed Bai Xiaoshan's arrival, saw Yu Ming leave his seat, said a word to Xia Zhiyu, and entered the villa with Yu Ming. The lobby of the villa is set up as a bar, and there are a few young people drinking and chatting to kill time. Before Yu Ming could speak, Mr. Du said, "Whiskey, bring my friend a glass of Coke." ”
Yu Ming looked at Mr. Du and said, "I don't know anything. ”
"Yu Ming, I'm good to you, right? You're not in my company, but we're friends, aren't we? ”
Yu Ming frowned: "Mr. Du, it's not so serious, is it?" "Mr. Du's words are a bit far away from his identity. Lifted himself up and lowered himself.
Mr. Du was dissatisfied: "He is my father, not your father." How would you feel if your dad trusted a woman you didn't know anything about, even more than you? ”
"......" Yu Mingju said: "I don't feel it." ”
"You ......"
"Okay." Yu Mingdao: "Mr. Du, how is Miss Bai's charges?" ”
"That's not much, maybe less than 100,000 yuan a year." Mr. Du replied.
"Mr. Du, if this is the case, in fact, Miss Bai's existence is only good for Mr. Du, and there is no harm." Yu Ming said in a low voice: "Mr. Du is religious, if you suddenly find the Buddha and the Buddha's light, will you abandon Jesus and mix with Rulai?" ”
Mr. Du was stunned: "This ...... This must be a false Buddha light. ”
"yes, that's it. Of course, there are objective reasons for Mr. Du to choose the letter, but the most important thing is that Mr. Du wants to believe it himself. To use an inappropriate analogy, before death, does a non-believer prefer to believe in heaven rather than believe in chaos after death? ”
Mr. Du digested it for a while and asked, "You seem to mean that Bai Xiaoshan is a liar?" ”
"There was an experiment in which a person was tied to a chair and then the wrist was cut with the back of a knife, and the dripping sound was turned on. The next day, the man died. Yu Ming said: "Since Miss Bai is very measured, you should spend tens of thousands of yuan every year to buy happiness for Mr. Du." ”
Mr. Du drank the wine in one gulp, knocked his fingers on the cup and was silent for a while: "But...... My father was very opposed to me having contact with Xia Zhiyu, and after hearing that my father was looking for Bai Xiaoshan, his attitude suddenly changed. ”
"......" doesn't seem to be the style of the god stick, and the god stick will say bad things. For example, you have a bloody plague or something, but when you say this, you are seeking wealth, and then you are talking about how to solve it. People like Bai Xiaoshan should be able to learn to be smart and not have-for-tat conflicts with the target people. Yu Ming doesn't quite understand, or does Bai Xiaoshan want to chase Mr. Du? No, no, Lao Qian, like the god stick, is very rational about emotions.
Yu Ming said: "I'm sorry Mr. Du, I can't answer this question. I think you can ask Miss Bai directly in private. ”
Mr. Du didn't speak, drank another glass of wine, and looked at Yu Mingdao: "Then what do you think of Xia Zhiyu?" ”
Yu Ming smiled: "Hehe, Mr. Du, you are an adult, and you are older than me, it's not appropriate to ask me this question, right?" ”
Mr. Du picked up the wine he had just poured and said, "I thought I had a good relationship with you." ”
"It seems that you really like Xia Zhiyu." Yu Ming sighed, otherwise Mr. Du would not have talked to him like this, even if the oil painting worth 120 million US dollars was stolen, he was not so close. Yu Ming said: "Mr. Du, if you really want to know what kind of person Xia Zhiyu is, there is an evil method. ”
"Huh?"
"Challenge her patience. Let's say you change your clothes and go out and get ready to go to the company for an important meeting. At this time, a scoundrel, dirty, smelly beggar hugs you and begs and stains your clothes. What would you do? Do you throw money at him, or kick him away, or curse him, or ......? To understand a person is not only to understand what is seen, but also to understand what is not seen. ”
"I'm not that bored." Mr. Du said: "I am an adult, in my thirties. Yu Ming, can you get this Bai Xiaoshan? ”
Yu Ming hurriedly said: "I'm sorry Mr. Du, if you want me to shoot Miss Bai's cheating, you can do it, but I don't deal with emotional problems." I still think it's better to ask her privately, and find a way to ruin her reputation. ”
Mr. Du smiled dryly: "What's the next step?" ”
"When I came, I saw Zhang Long on the island in the lake, and Zhang Long was Liu Mang's right-hand man. Since Liu Mang does not appear here, he must have a task commission. Yu Ming said seriously: "Mr. Du, even if Miss Bai is a liar, if you expose her, it will not do your father any good." ”
Tens of thousands of yuan is charged every year, which is considered a good class, at least it shows that Bai Xiaoshan is not too bad. Otherwise, with Mr. Du's trust in her, it would be very easy to extort a fortune of tens of millions. It's been a year since last year's Chinese New Year, and there's no need to waste energy and time as a scammer. Therefore, from the analysis point of view, Bai Xiaoshan did not have malicious fraud towards Mr. Du. Well, this sentence sounds very problematic, but it is true.
Lao Qian's heart is ruthless, and he leaves no room for things. The god stick has more choices, after all, it is not a one-shot deal.
After Mr. Du finished drinking, he didn't speak, patted Yu Ming on the shoulder and left. Yu Ming drank Coke and looked at the bartender: "Brother, which unit?" ”
The bartender spread his hands and said, "Jack-of-all-trades, flatten." ”
Yu Ming stretched out his hand: "Star, Yu Ming." ”
"Fortunately." The two shook hands.
"Yu Ming." Henna arrives in a hurry: "Go." ”
"What?" Yu Ming asked, but immediately stood up. Miss Hai didn't have that patience, she didn't show that she wanted to leave, she would immediately drag herself.
"Playing mahjong."
"Isn't it okay to hit someone? Who is called Mahjong? (To be continued......)