Chapter 73: When the bridesmaids and groomsmen block the wine, I'm really tired
户外婚礼过后,伊美莫离到休息室,准备换身礼服出去参加室内婚宴。
“亲爱的,晚上的派,我们取消可以么?” 伊美从更衣间换好礼服出来靠在沙发上有些疲惫的问道,结婚真的好麻烦啊。
小明原本懒骨头靠在沙发上,听到这,立马坐正两眼亮晶晶猛点头“取消吧,取消吧”
“请帖都发出去了,而且都是我们圈子的人,我可不会让我的宝贝累着的,我只是想让所有人知道我和小伊结婚啦”莫离宠溺的抱抱自家老婆,真希望全世界都知道自己结婚了。
小明估计晚上的派取消不了,拉住闺蜜的手说“亲爱的,你们晚上的聚会我就不参加了,我要回去好好歇歇”居然晚上还有一轮,要不要这么折腾。
“小明,你怎么可以不去? ”蒋芸撇嘴“那会少很多乐趣,有你在才好玩哎”
“明明,晚上一起去吧”韩若也觉得小明在比较有趣。
伊美看看小明的脸色有些不好,想想很干脆的答应“好吧,晚上估计也是喝酒,你早点回去睡觉吧,不要晚饭还是要一起吃吧”
“可以啊,亲爱的,不好意思哈,我今天真的感觉有些累,不然肯定奉陪到底”今天一上午和中午的运动量对一个新手怀孕还不到三个月的孕妇来说挺大的了,小明想到啥“还有啊,我先说明,今天身体真真的有点不舒服,我一会儿在宴席上帮不上多大忙啊,三位伴郎你们可要英勇的给这两位大美女挡酒哟,让这两只可不要错过晚上的洞房”小明语气间满满的调侃还有邪恶小表情在大家眼里看来真的有些小贱贱呐。
“哈哈哈,居然听到洞房这么古老的字眼,这两只的洞房早完成了,也不差今晚吧”蒋芸看着新娘的肚子坏坏的笑笑。
韩若也打趣道“老实交代,小明是从哪里穿越来的吧”
许博擎失笑坐在小明旁边“好好两个高冷的妹纸被小明带上逗比抽风的不归路”
小明一个眼神横过去“你说是逗比呢”
蒋奇霸气的搂住韩若“若若,我不会让你喝酒,所有的我照单全收”
“我们可是很绅士的,怎么可能让女士喝酒”陶应随意倚着门框说道。
“那就先谢谢你啦,陶绅士,那两只都有守护者了,到时候,你可要帮帮我啊”蒋芸开玩笑说道,其实自己和若若的酒量都不差。
“乐意之至做蒋小姐的护花使者”陶应莞尔一笑。
“小明不想喝,就给我”许博擎顺势自然的搂住其肩膀。
“那就谢谢许先生咯”等会儿有人挡酒,小明心情不错,自动忽视肩膀上的那只爪子。
然后就这么愉快的决定三位伴郎就是今天新人和伴娘的挡酒担当。
这时候,莫离一个朋友来敲门“宴席要开始了,小离带你老婆快出来开香槟”
At the banquet, Xiao Ming followed behind his girlfriend as Xiao Xuan, tried to reduce his sense of existence, and avoided drinking as much as possible, even if someone came to toast, he was blocked by Mr. Xu and Tao Ying, but there were still some guests who drank a little too much and had to drink with Xiao Ming, a middle-aged uncle stopped Xiao Ming with a wine glass, "I just want to have two drinks with this special bridesmaid, she is the most eye-catching among the bridesmaids"
Xu Boqing frowned unconsciously, "Xiao Ming is a little unwell today, I will drink this glass of wine on her behalf, I will do it first as respect, you are free" After speaking, he drank a small glass of white wine in his hand.
"Young man, I won't drink with you, old man, it's useless for you to do it first as a respect, I'm going to drink with this bridesmaid" The middle-aged uncle pointed to Xiao Ming.
At this time, Mo Li walked over and said, "Third uncle, nephew drink with you" looked at Xiao Ming apologetically, saying that he was very helpless about this third uncle
The middle-aged uncle didn't buy it, "I won't drink with you, I'm going to drink with this bridesmaid" Those eyes are too much like an old man, but they look too ordinary, and they waste those eyes.
Xiao Ming looked at the situation and was quite speechless, did this person have a relationship with him, but he also knew that he should be humble, so he silently poured a glass of Moutai liquor, "This uncle, the junior respects you, do it first as a respect" and then drank it arrogantly, "Is it okay?"
"It should have been so crisp a long time ago," the middle-aged uncle also drank his own liquor, "Wait until you have time to have a drink with me in the future, little girl"
Xiao Ming just thought: Hehehe, but he still said "Okay"
新娘新郎一路敬酒下来,小明放眼看看还有好多桌人等着新人去敬酒,顿时就觉得好蛋疼,虽然自己没有那玩意儿,但还是哪里有些隐隐作痛,结个婚真他娘亲的麻烦,真的的自个儿折腾自己。
“我出去上趟厕所”小明给韩若跟蒋芸私语,然后找个酒店隐蔽不显眼的地方窝着,真的不想出去了,决定就在这里种蘑菇到天荒地老。
“在这里,做什么”许博擎看见小明出去,交代下蒋奇也跟出来。
“有些累,想歇歇,看小伊结个婚好心累啊”小明坐在酒店后门的藤椅上。
“你脸色不是很好,要不我先送你回去?”许博擎在旁边坐下,看小明脸色有些苍白,难得关心下。
“这倒不用,反正没多久就要结束了吧,我就在这偷偷懒”小明捶捶站久了,有些酸的小腿肚子,宝宝,今天真的是辛苦你了,又是喝酒又是吸二手烟的。
许博擎蹲下来温柔的给小明捏小腿,认真的说“小明,你最近是不是生病了,感觉很容易累,我现在送你去看下医生”
小明干笑两声“嘿嘿,不用,我没事儿,今天就是人太多,有点吵,心情有点烦,还有昨晚那几个疯子开告别单身派闹到好晚才睡,我有点睡眠不足,刚刚又喝了些酒,脑袋里跟团浆糊一样”说完拉住对方的手“许先生,我小腿不累了,你也坐一会儿吧”
Xu Boqing sat next to Xiao Ming and let him lean in his arms.
6月的太阳有些微热,不过还好,照在身上暖洋洋的。
小明想了想说“许先生,我准备明天回家,真的要说再见了”
许博擎平静的问“明天几点,我开车送你”
小明摆手“不用,你们都不要来送我,等哪天我想你们了,回来看你们”王小明和许博擎两个人的性格是:小明是就算喜欢你也不会为你停留,许博擎是就算喜欢你,也不会为你而改变自己。 所以就算两个人相处融洽,也会这样淡淡的放开手。
“那好,我就不去送你了”许博擎知道自己有些舍不得,但是还没重要到改变自己的计划。
“嘿嘿”小明在一旁傻笑。
“和我分手了,还能这么乐呵的,小明算是第一个”许博擎喜欢摸对方那头乌黑的长发,真想把小明绑在身边,不过现在这种气氛自己不想去破坏。
“我要不要哭给你看证明我真的很伤心啊,许先生”小明搞笑的问。
“这倒不用,你就这样就好”风吹过两人的头发,这样挺好的,淡淡的,虽然还有兴趣,但还是可以放手,要是哪天自己还是很留恋这种感觉,就把人抓回来绑在身边。
小明偷懒1小时回到宴会上,低调的潜水,不过还是最后喝了6杯酒,下午结束之后,小明找到伊美拉到厕所“我晚上就不陪你们吃饭了,我有些累,想早点回去休去”
伊美靠在洗手台上“嗯嗯,看你脸色不是很好,那就早点回去吧”
“还有,我准备明天回去,你们不用送我,今天折腾一天,你们也够呛的”小明自己打车去车站也一样。
“好吧”伊美干脆的答应,等会儿叫个司机明早一早去接小明。
之前蒋奇誓言旦旦的不让韩若喝一杯酒,最后还是食言了,韩若蒋芸也分担了一半的酒,特别是小明和许先生开溜的时间里,一大波敬酒来袭,几个人根本就忙不过来,被围攻苦逼的喝了好多酒,而且好多都是圈子熟人,就是故意灌蒋奇韩若酒。
蒋奇喝到最后还在说“若若,对不起,让你喝酒了”有些醉意的搂着韩若“我爱你”
下午散席的时候,伴娘伴郎除了小明跟许先生有些微醺,其他几个都直接当场阵亡了,直接让工作人员扶几只去房间睡觉,最后至少新娘新郎看上去挺清爽。
小明去房间看了下大家,最后坐在许先生旁边,看着那张惊天泣地的倾城妖孽脸庞发呆,就算闭上眼,也美得惊心动魄,现在想想还是觉得很神奇跟做梦一样,自己怎么就跟这样人间极品交往了恋爱了呢,果然是万事皆有可能啊,低头在他的额头落下无限眷恋的轻轻一吻,呢喃:许先生,再也不见!