Chapter 99: What About Your Breasts?
"If you have a problem with your brain, you have to look at it, kill all of them, and ask if you dare, how did your thinking grow?"
Lu Xiaoxiao almost sprayed.
It seems that Dudu Dad is similar to a dead facial paralysis and a faceless uncle, both of whom belong to the articulate and angry type of dead people who do not pay for their lives.
You've killed someone's long-standing partner, can't you feel a little guilty?
You not only have to kill but also kill and then humiliate, is this really good?
At this moment, Lu Xiaoxiao was surprised to find that after she came to this world, all the people she met were the father of the poisonous tongue.
"Call your accomplices out, today is either you die or we die, why don't you come out and have a good fight?"
Someone cowering in a corner, innocently lying on the back of the gun, his neck shrunk slightly.
She had to get out because her brain was eaten by a dog!
She was betrayed by someone and she was so depressed that she was, and these two even told her to go out and fight fairly, what about her brain?
"Where's your boobs?"
Venerable Yun: "? ”
Venerable Lei: "? ”
Lu Xiaoxiao: "? ”
"What have you done for 2,000 years? is thousands of years old, and even if his martial arts are so bad that he dies, he doesn't even have a long chest. In the future, let's practice more chest muscles to cooperate with your stupid brain. ”
Lu Xiaoxiao's mouth, face, and eyes twitched wildly.
I've seen a poisonous tongue, but I've never seen such a poisonous tongue! This skill is really on par with the dead facial paralysis!
"Big chest and no brain" is enough to be despised to death, not to mention the two Tianzun in front of him, who have no chest and no brain, can really go back to their hometown to find their mother and return to the furnace to rebuild.
Seeing that the two Tianzun were flushed with red faces in this highly poisonous insult, but they couldn't let out a fart, Lu Xiaoxiao felt that the cells in her body were shouting happily. She didn't know if she could hold back her laughter the next time Dudu Daddy slandered the two Tianzun again.
"You...... You ......" Yun Tianzun pointed at Dudu Daddy angrily, so angry that he couldn't say the third word.
"I just yelled for the people below to catch it, and you began to bombard the people below. If you hadn't helped make room for me to concentrate on him alone, how would he have died? ”
"Hmph, trying to lie to us? If there is no one below, how can you throw your subordinates into the fire? ”
"After you have used all your three palms, can I still count on him to continue to live?"
At this moment, Venerable Yun and Venerable Lei realized that they had been deceived at a critical moment.
Think about it, what kind of person can lurk in the fire of the divine beast for so long? Even if that person is also an earth ghost, and he is also a fire attribute earth ghost, but with the presence of the divine dragon, no matter how strong that person is, how can he withstand the coercion of the divine dragon in the sea of fire?
"You...... How dare you lie to us? Venerable Lei was so angry that a mouthful of blood was stuck in his throat, and he was about to lose his breath.
Dudu Dad sneered and said, "Do you dare to change your sentence? Haven't you told me, it's already been done, so don't keep asking if you dare! ”
In the face of a poisonous tongue man with super strong force value, Venerable Yun and Venerable Lei seemed to be so weak at this moment. It seems that two old men who are about to be exploded-chrysanthemums are huddled in the bitter cold wind, and the wrinkles on their faces are like chrysanthemums in full bloom, waiting for others to poke them at all times.
"So, you have no accomplices!" After a long time, Venerable Yun relieved his breath and concluded.
"Even if there is, I won't tell you! Even if there is, she should be allowed to hide in the fire and kill you. ”
Venerable Yun: "......"
Venerable Lei: "......"
Lu Xiaoxiao covered her mouth with her hands, for fear that she would be laughed at if something unexpected happened.
Dudu Dad, can't you respect the old and love the young a little?
Is it really good for you to fool two old people like this?
What about your character? What about the festival?
Are you planning to make the two Heavenly Venerables angry to death?
"A yellow-mouthed child with sharp teeth and a sharp mouth!" Venerable Lei didn't know how to scold Dudu Dad, and after thinking about it for a long time, he scolded with sharp teeth and sharp mouth.
Lu Xiaoxiao held her forehead, she really wasn't on the same level!
"You just called yourself this seat, is there still a ghost in this lower continent?"
"This ...... Wait until you die and go to hell and ask your subordinates! ”
With that, Daddy Dudu's figure burst out, wielding the weird Beidou Qiankun Sword in his hand and attacking towards the two Heavenly Venerables.
The two Tianzun were slightly stunned, and then their eyes bulged out, and they shouted: "You ......"
But before the words were finished, the sword light that could break through the defense of the black dragon dragon scales came towards the two Heavenly Venerables like a spider web.
The two Heavenly Venerables hurriedly separated, threw away the rope of the posture, held their hands, and showed their weapons one after another.
The Cloud Venerable is a serpentine long sword, and the Thunder Venerable is a heavy sword.
Facing the net-like sword qi, the two of them used the deepest true qi to protect their bodies. Venerable Yun's sword body twisted into a strange arc, and the tip of the sword bypassed the attacking sword qi, and then suddenly pushed hard, and countless sword qi stabbed towards Dudu Dad with the greatest strength with a sword net that was even bigger than Dudu Daddy.
Dudu Daddy swung his sword and tried to defuse them one by one with a speed that was not visible to the naked eye.
However, after dodging the sword qi, the Thunder Venerable on the side came with his sword raised almost at the same time. The cyan broadsword made a deep wind sound as it swung it, and such a sound would never have been possible if it was less than 500 kilograms.
The movements of the Thunder Venerable were simple and rough, completely different from the image of the Immortal Wind Dao Bone when he used the whip before. Lu Xiaoxiao has no doubt that if Dudu Daddy can't avoid this knife, even if it is the Supreme, it is estimated that it will only be slapped into a meatloaf.
Therefore, Dudu Daddy could only catch the attack of the Thunder Venerable, while the sword qi of the Yun Venerable and the last one could not be avoided no matter what.
With a muffled snort, Dudu Daddy's back was injured by the last sword qi. Although he had already used his true qi to protect his body, he could see that Fang Cai's sword had completely cracked the flesh on his back, and the bones were visible.
Seeing that the blow was successful, Venerable Yun shook the long sword in his hand suddenly, and suddenly a dense sword shadow emerged, enveloping his body in just a moment.
This sword shadow is like the wind blade commonly used by Lu Xiaoxiao, seeing that the arrow is on the string, it is about to be released, but on the other side, Dudu Daddy is fighting with Lei Venerable.
Although Dudu Dad has a powerful Beidou Qiankun Sword, the distance between the Supreme Beginner and the Supreme Intermediate is really like the difference between a martial artist who has just begun to practice martial arts and a martial sect that has already stepped on the path of immortality, even a small level is an unbridgeable gap. Just by looking at the fact that the Cloud Venerable and the Lei Venerable were more than two thousand years old, they had not yet reached the peak of the Supreme Being.